I love have a deep love of movies and books. Can't get enough. I've watched so many movies in my life I've lost count and so many books I could never list them. Now I have a bad habit when it comes to these things; I over analyze them. Like I really get up in their shit and sometimes I find fucked shit or come to my own insane conclusion about how shit goes down. So I thought I'd do the rational thing here and share some of my favorites with you so you can mock/ridicule me and/or share your own. They don't have to be about movies or books, either. You can share your drunken ramblings, @flossman or your toked up nonsense, @Marvin. You can even share ones you find elsewhere on the internet.
Since this is my hot mess I'm gonna toss down three of my favorites. I'm not sure if these are out there or already done by someone else but here goes.
Since this is my hot mess I'm gonna toss down three of my favorites. I'm not sure if these are out there or already done by someone else but here goes.
The movie 'A million ways to die in the west' is about 70% pure shit. It has its moments, however, two of which back this fucked up theory. In the film Seth Mcfarlanes character peeks into a barn and see Doc Brown fucking with his time machine. At the end of the film Django for Tarintino Django Unchained shows up to kill someone. Now everything is Tarintinos world is connected; all the films coincide in the same universe. So this is the thoery; all of Doc Browns and Martys time traveling fucked up the timeline. Marty lives in a time line where Hitler was murdered in a theater and some crazy chick with a sword murdered a bunch of people.
I love this movie and have watched it multiple times. Of course after so many viewings I started coming up with a stupid theory about something that clearly isn't happening but I'm still going to plant the seed in your head. On that massive ass ship all of those fat fucks are consuming drinks and nothing else. No solid food anywhere far as the eye can see. Now the BNL company sent all these people into space and it's was supposed to be a short hiatus while they cleaned up Earth but shit went south. They were clearly keeping contact since they got the video explaining how Earth was getting any better so they were going to stay up there instead. Now I highly doubt that a ship only planning to stay up there for a few years brought and abundance of extra food and it's even less likely they had farms on board given the rate of human consumption could easily outstrip any farm in due time. But you know what is easy to transport? Massive tankers filled with flavored syrups. The BNL company knew these people were going to be stuck up there so they packed just enough normal food for the people. Then they started weening them all onto the 'drinks' and we'll get to that. If there's anything people produce in excess it's waste. The ship collects their waste, steelies it as best it can and stores it as a base slurry; just add color and flavor and boom...dinner. In a cup.
Harry Potter is full of fucked up shit. The super gay Dumbledore is one of them. Back in his youth he killed his sister and his brother Aberforth hated him for it. When Dumbledore was old enough he went hunting for the deathly hollows because yadda yadda whoever had all three was the master of death. He thought with the Elder Wand, the stupid soul rock and the cloak he'd be able to being his dead sister back to life. He turned a goat into a likeness of her, used the stone to summon her spirit and then tried to bind it to the goat human with the elder wand. It failed and when the ministry came a knocking Aberforth took one for the team and admitted that he had magicked a goat into a human so he could fuck it.
