Overheard In Real Life -

[Randall Fragg]

Anyone have something funny that you heard someone say in real life that you want to share? This is the thread for it.

The president of the anime club put me in a headlock because I insulted RWBY

 

[Harriet Hayward]

"EXCUSE ME WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE COUNTER-ESPERANTO."

This guy was with the FBI today at the Double-R, he seemed pretty deaf and had to shout everything

 

[Virus]

My favourite probably has to be "I'm not even joking Alice, his cock was so big I wanted to text you."