1. Gibs me money;Before anyone asks, yes I am intending on stealing all the content from /r/owenbenjamin for stickers and clout. This is a plan I invented and nobody else is allowed to do it.
So if anyone is wondering, here's the skinny on this funhouse mirror nightmare asshole train, beautifully titled Jowenstown:
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tl;dr: Send Owen Benjamin $400 to his P.O. Box to get your name on a secret list of people who will be allowed on a giant plot of land somewhere in Norhern Idaho when Metro 2033 becomes real or whatever. The $400 will go towards purchasing the land, and from there you basically fend for yourself because nobody is allowed to own anything (according to Owen.)
And I know what you're thinking. "Rekkington, you're a beloved and trusted member of this forum, but surely his fans will see this as a perplexing jape."
Newsflash you gay fucking retard, someone made a fake account and people have been offering to send them money. Behold:
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A family of four.
2. Near (?) future, chunk of land;
3. Park the trailer you cannot afford anymore because you gib me money anywhere;
5. Trolls owned;
6. America saved
PS: why does he have a tuque and layers of knitted sweaters with the ceiling fan on? There is so much on this video but that intrigued me the most (because BB being dimwitted doesn't surprise anyone).