Owen Benjamin Smith / Big Bear - "147 IQ" Cult Leader, Flat Earther, Dinosaur Denier, Self hating Jew

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Before anyone asks, yes I am intending on stealing all the content from /r/owenbenjamin for stickers and clout. This is a plan I invented and nobody else is allowed to do it.

So if anyone is wondering, here's the skinny on this funhouse mirror nightmare asshole train, beautifully titled Jowenstown:

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tl;dr: Send Owen Benjamin $400 to his P.O. Box to get your name on a secret list of people who will be allowed on a giant plot of land somewhere in Norhern Idaho when Metro 2033 becomes real or whatever. The $400 will go towards purchasing the land, and from there you basically fend for yourself because nobody is allowed to own anything (according to Owen.)

And I know what you're thinking. "Rekkington, you're a beloved and trusted member of this forum, but surely his fans will see this as a perplexing jape."
Newsflash you gay fucking retard, someone made a fake account and people have been offering to send them money. Behold:

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A family of four.
1. Gibs me money;
2. Near (?) future, chunk of land;
3. Park the trailer you cannot afford anymore because you gib me money anywhere;
4. Crushing;
5. Trolls owned;
6. America saved

PS: why does he have a tuque and layers of knitted sweaters with the ceiling fan on? There is so much on this video but that intrigued me the most (because BB being dimwitted doesn't surprise anyone).
 

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This will end badly. 100%.

Another observation: Save for a few capos like Coddington Bear most of his old community has quit on him.
Huge negative selection pressure there, with only the really broken people remaining.
These are the ones who don't bat an eye when Benjamin is ranting about JOOOS and Hollyweird being a cesspit of satanism and pedophilia while bragging about being friends with lots of famous people from there.
Fun little fact: There was a guy called "Stuntman Bear" who wanted go get chummy with OB over their shared background in film, only for Benjamin to have a meltdown and going "reeeee you aren't part of REAL and TRUE Hollywood, you're just a shit shoveling peon!111".
 

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This will end badly. 100%.

Another observation: Save for a few capos like Coddington Bear most of his old community has quit on him.
Huge negative selection pressure there, with only the really broken people remaining.
These are the ones who don't bat an eye when Benjamin is ranting about JOOOS and Hollyweird being a cesspit of satanism and pedophilia while bragging about being friends with lots of famous people from there.
Fun little fact: There was a guy called "Stuntman Bear" who wanted go get chummy with OB over their shared background in film, only for Benjamin to have a meltdown and going "reeeee you aren't part of REAL and TRUE Hollywood, you're just a shit shoveling peon!111".
The funniest thing for me is the bear-names thing. Like to be a part of this crew you need some gay bear themed moniker and as time goes on it becomes more and more part of your personality. If this insane pipe-dream were to come to fruition, no question everyone on that godforsaken land would go by near names only.
"GUYYYS! Your old life is gone! The old world succ-AME to their-their hollowness of logos! Your old name is DEAD.... Okay? It's DEAD. It's not coming back! And I know what people are gonna say-"

On the topic of Beartaria, I'm just gonna post a couple screengrabs here from the sub. The real reason I'm doing this is because /r/owenbenjamin is doing such a good job of recording this madness, and with all the Reddit bannings recently I think KF is probably the safest place to archive this shit in the event we need refugees to carry the flame until the inevitable second documentary. There's just too much good stuff here to be wiped away forever.

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This reminds me about this episode of Silicon Valley when they had to hire a lawyer that just got out of prison for selling drugs (I'm not sure what was his felony, but something really on the level of drug dealing).
Oh, yeah, lol, the lawyer was like a recovering meth and sex addict, iirc. He'd start telling the most fucked-up n funny meth depravity stories in like the middle of legal arguments😂
 

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I'm not going to do day-by-day posts cause some of the Milker Nation clips are an hour long, but we are in Day 3 of the Beartaria fundraising drive and I just want to post this one here to show how the tone has shifted, as has the shape and color of his head:


So what you'll notice now is a lot more talk about rules, how people will be excommunicated, what behaviors will not be permitted, and most importantly that only 10% of the land will be used for camp grounds.
The rest of the property will be up for development, and 100% controlled by Owen. Also, now they need to figure out how to generate money on this 10% of land because fuck you if you think he's gonna pay the property taxes.

You'll might notice that the $400 you pay into now only gets you discounts on things (camp grounds, tickets to shows and festivals he claims will be there,) there is no promised land for you, and like a timeshare they will need to have a site set up where people can book their times around other people. So if you're keeping track, this is now at best a place for people to sometimes camp and possibly hike with no rules, but Owen cannot promise anything. I repeat: Owen Cannot Promise Anything.

Oh, I almost forgot, this is now the Bear Trail, and the goal is to have several massive plots of land all connected. So if you're worried that handing over your money to some dude who doesn't know what he's doing by his own admission, then you'll be glad to know this has already increased 10x in scope.
I'm noticing him getting very short with people, a lot of things people will not be allowed to do, getting visibly upset at questions, and already talk of even if he fails at least he'd have tried (NO REFUNDS.)
 

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I'm not going to do day-by-day posts cause some of the Milker Nation clips are an hour long, but we are in Day 3 of the Beartaria fundraising drive and I just want to post this one here to show how the tone has shifted, as has the shape and color of his head:


So what you'll notice now is a lot more talk about rules, how people will be excommunicated, what behaviors will not be permitted, and most importantly that only 10% of the land will be used for camp grounds.
The rest of the property will be up for development, and 100% controlled by Owen. Also, now they need to figure out how to generate money on this 10% of land because fuck you if you think he's gonna pay the property taxes.

You'll might notice that the $400 you pay into now only gets you discounts on things (camp grounds, tickets to shows and festivals he claims will be there,) there is no promised land for you, and like a timeshare they will need to have a site set up where people can book their times around other people. So if you're keeping track, this is now at best a place for people to sometimes camp and possibly hike with no rules, but Owen cannot promise anything. I repeat: Owen Cannot Promise Anything.

Oh, I almost forgot, this is now the Bear Trail, and the goal is to have several massive plots of land all connected. So if you're worried that handing over your money to some dude who doesn't know what he's doing by his own admission, then you'll be glad to know this has already increased 10x in scope.
I'm noticing him getting very short with people, a lot of things people will not be allowed to do, getting visibly upset at questions, and already talk of even if he fails at least he'd have tried (NO REFUNDS.)
This is fucking amazing. I cannot stop laughing. @Rekkington you spoil us.

I REALLY need Bravo to place a 13-episode order for The Real Housewives of Beartaria. It’s the reality show we need and deserve.
 

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I'm not going to do day-by-day posts cause some of the Milker Nation clips are an hour long, but we are in Day 3 of the Beartaria fundraising drive and I just want to post this one here to show how the tone has shifted, as has the shape and color of his head:


So what you'll notice now is a lot more talk about rules, how people will be excommunicated, what behaviors will not be permitted, and most importantly that only 10% of the land will be used for camp grounds.
The rest of the property will be up for development, and 100% controlled by Owen. Also, now they need to figure out how to generate money on this 10% of land because fuck you if you think he's gonna pay the property taxes.

You'll might notice that the $400 you pay into now only gets you discounts on things (camp grounds, tickets to shows and festivals he claims will be there,) there is no promised land for you, and like a timeshare they will need to have a site set up where people can book their times around other people. So if you're keeping track, this is now at best a place for people to sometimes camp and possibly hike with no rules, but Owen cannot promise anything. I repeat: Owen Cannot Promise Anything.

Oh, I almost forgot, this is now the Bear Trail, and the goal is to have several massive plots of land all connected. So if you're worried that handing over your money to some dude who doesn't know what he's doing by his own admission, then you'll be glad to know this has already increased 10x in scope.
I'm noticing him getting very short with people, a lot of things people will not be allowed to do, getting visibly upset at questions, and already talk of even if he fails at least he'd have tried (NO REFUNDS.)
Lol, you're supposed to get your commune set up, and piggies securely stuck there before going full 'White Nights', smh. Are there even enough Bears left to make it worth shipping in the Kool Aid?
 
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Lol, you're supposed to get your commune set up, and piggies securely stuck there before going full 'White Nights', smh. Are there even enough Bears left to make it worth shipping in the Kool Aid?
Why do these donors think they’ll ever see any benefit to giving OB this money? Looks like it’s set up so that he can do whatever he wants with all donation funds. And he’s going crazy with caveats as if he’s very well aware none of this will ever come to fruition. Does anyone think he actually intends to build a fucking thing?
 

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This is fucking amazing. I cannot stop laughing. @Rekkington you spoil us.

I REALLY need Bravo to place a 13-episode order for The Real Housewives of Beartaria. It’s the reality show we need and deserve.
I want to see a show simply about the wives of these people. And it has to be wives, it needs to be women who have invested a lot of time and energy into a stable relationship, and then this shit happens. You wake up one day and your husband has some very energetic and very detailed thoughts about drinking turpentine to make sure you don't turn gay, the moon isn't real, and you need to dip into your kids' college fund to pay into an extremely optimistic communist campground.
Hell, I really wanna know what Owen's wife thinks of this. I've seen comments pointing out she seems to be in on it, and on some of these clips she can be seen coordinating certain things.
It's one thing to think of her as some long-suffering simpleton who ended up with a total wreck like this, but there's also another angle where she is just a star-fucking California weirdo who sees this as a way for them to make bank (which it is.)

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More info on this here, it's a good thread with ex-Bears weighing in: http://archive.md/fsXbM

One last thing: one of Owen's loyal Bears named Nate (who apparently worked for him and helped him write a book) tells his story from the inside now that he's realized what the fuck is going on.


















It truly, unquestionably, depressingly is one of the most shameless cults I've ever seen. Like I mentioned before, some cult leaders employ sexual authority and raw charisma to gain their followers, and often times even supply living situations. This red-face shifty-eyed greasy-bearded maniac doesn't even come close to that, and it's stunning that so many people are struggling like this guy.
Owen is David Koresh in reverse: he leads with the emotional breakdowns and unhinged ranting and wild demands, and promises he will be chill later lol
 

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I think he may have always had some sort of mental illness and being exposed to people on the Internet who will confirm all his beliefs and metaphorically suck his dick turned him into a maniac.

Also, this:


A lot of people point towards this is being what set him off. He went on Joey Diaz's podcast, ate an absurdly strong edible, started panicking, then left. I know weed is pretty tame when compared to other drugs, but in high doses (especially when eaten rather than smoked) the effects are more psychedelic. And if you know anything about drugs you'll know that psychedelics are NOT good drugs to take if you suffer from particular mental illnesses such as schizophrenia.

I'm not entirely convinced that this was the spark that started the fire but it definitely didn't help.
He’s talked about that incident multiple times in his videos:
Basically, he tries to play it off like Joey Diaz drugged him unknowingly. In reality, he only had one edible and Diaz wouldn’t let him have any more than that despite Benjamin literally asking for a second one.

There’s also the fact he claims that that incident made him never want to smoke weed again despite him doing exactly that one year later on The Joe Rogan Experience to commemorate the end of Sober October (a yearly challenge where Joe and his comedian friends go the whole month of October without getting drunk or high):
 
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He’s talked about that incident multiple times in his videos:
Basically, he tries to play it off like Joey Diaz drugged him unknowingly. In reality, he only had one edible and Diaz wouldn’t let him have any more than that despite Benjamin literally asking for a second one.

There’s also the fact he claims that that incident made him never want to smoke weed again despite him doing exactly that one year later on The Joe Rogan Experience to commemorate the end of Sober October (a yearly challenge where Joe and his comedian friends go the whole month of October without getting drunk or high):
What a big fruity basket of womanly behaviors Miss Owen lugs everywhere with her, it must be such a burden for one so weak. Getting passed around the crew, and mocked behind your back for being a goofy bitch, you resort to false allegations, after getting irresponsibly high after lying about your experience and tolerance, with the biggest loser of the bunch. Blame it all on the man, a young starstruck girl like you doesn't have any power or agency in that situation! Climb up on that moral high horse, goofy bitch, and call the guy who saved you from yourself the evil satanist degenerate. It couldn't have been you with your weak womanly nature, could it? Let's see :
Oh, look at her, oh so happy and blushy, the big gurl, she got her dream date to the prom! Joe, I don't think I'm comfortable with all your friends here. They've made fun of me and said I was fat and Joey fucked me. Do something, Joe!
The Big Moral Mary of Maraijuana abstinence and illegalization CRACKS like a big gay Northern California Redwood that had the better, bigger trees steal all his sunlight, but it was all their fault for looking down her trunk and getting a peak at her branch cleavage. Don't cry 😢 too much, Miss Owen, ya goofy girl, we'll rewind while you're here right now, so your lesson's learned quick. We know mommy says that you're a special girl :
Big Gurl Benni plays coy with the fellas behind the prom hall. Why she would never! She was raised right by her mostly absent gay rapist father, and hippy activist liberal arts professor Mum. They didn't raise their lil girl to smoke that nasty hippy stuff with fast and loose California bisexuals, not at all. They raised their Big Gurl to be a late-blossoming Christian Conservative radical, dead set against the bisexual, weed smoking satanic Hollywood lifestyle. She's putting up a big girl fight at first, stuffing her ears and screaming so she won't hear their bully taunts. Covering her nose and mouth next when they're blowing smoke in her face. "Why, you guys are nothing but evil satanic faggot bullies, and I'm a big, strong Christian Conservative radical girl, my faith in Jesus can't be so easily compromised" Plus I made a chasity pledge with my fan club, and promised not to do any of that evil reefer that made me act like such a dirty whore and evil, backstabbing 'Me Too' slut with gross, fat, old Mr Diaz. Nope, nuh-uh, I have Jesus big grrrl power. Where's Joe? I just wanna be alone with him, these silly little boys are ruining everything! Why couldn't Joe be nice to me for once? He knows I love him and wanna have his Jewish, but Christian kids.'
The Big Goofy Gurl's emotions had, as always, gotten the better of her in that moment, as a big fat salty tear dropped from the corner of her eye and onto her pretty,pink, big girl dress. What a tear it was too - too long held back, and inexorably building in her big goofy horse eye. It was like having a whole punch bowl's worth of salty ejaculate land on her skrawny breastless chickengirl chest at once, soaking the top a sopping and dark, scarlet red. It had also washed the 20 pounds of tissue poor Miss Owen had stuffed in her bra too, landing with two wet 'plops' at her size 15 pigeon-toed big gurl feet. Such a sad pathetic site she was to behold in that moment, that the shallow and mean bisexual satanic bullies did not have it in them to jeer or leer at Miss Owen, but to only offer help instead.
"Get your FUCKING HANDS OFF ME, YOU SATANIC SODOMITE SEXFIENDS. RAAAPPPEE!"
Miss Owen was raising her Q-brand rape whistle to her lips, as ~Joe~ stepped out of the shadows. The biggest clouds of smoke trailed him in his scarlet red satin tuxedo, that he looked like a satanic Puerto Rican male gigolo. Miss Owen had a funny feeling in her tummy, and had to cross her huge, prehistoric age horshoe crab size knees, and started stammering in apology to Joe.
Joe just held the already lit horsecock dildo shaped and sized joint for Miss Owen to see from up high.
"You want some, big dirty girl?"
" I-eh-HEE HEE, yeah, Joey"

Fuckin embarrassment of a hugely emotionally incontinent woman that he is. How can "trad christians" follow him after just one of his early episodes of, not just hypocrisy, but malicious deceit and childish tantrum throwing at every single opportunity that a normal dude would've manned up. It was just hysterical salt and doubling down from big girl Owen. his wife's been the man in this relationship the whole time, tardwrangling him after getting pumped, dumped and left a weeping wreck by every homo-daddy that he's had. His paypigs would need to see elf-on-clydesdale gay fappening sextapes before they'd see it. Supposedly free-thinking trad christian internet holies follow him like blind faggots marching proud through every Liberace-gay showbiz frolic he's went prolapse-first into
 
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Fuckin embarrassment of a hugely emotionally incontinent woman that he is. How can "trad christians" follow him after just one of his early episodes of, not just hypocrisy, but malicious deceit and childish tantrum throwing at every single opportunity that a normal dude would've manned up. It was just hysterical salt and doubling down from big girl Owen. his wife's been the man in this relationship the whole time, tardwrangling him after getting pumped, dumped and left a weeping wreck by every homo-daddy that he's had. His paypigs would need to see elf-on-clydesdale gay fappening sextapes before they'd see it. Supposedly free-thinking trad christian internet holies follow him like blind faggots marching proud through every Liberace-gay showbiz frolic he's went prolapse-first into
I made a comment once about how he is like 2, maybe 3 months from turning away from the Christianity thing completely. He seems right on the edge of some "GUYS! Jesus was a magic Jew birthed to a whore! I was never all in with that shit, it's weird, if you believe in it you're probably a... probably a sodomite."

And then he'll get into some absolutely wretched esoteric shit, he already kinda feels there the way he talks about the Pope and literally saying the worst thing about Christianity is Christians. Then you consider his proximity to Vox Day who probably believes in some dumb shit about the Divine Right of Aristotelian Kings but also all religion being wrong.

Owen doesn't understand or like Christianity, and I think people see that. He's not even really political if you listen to a lot of it so it's not like he is a Right-Wing personality. He doesn't seem to have either knowledge or interest in politics beyond showbiz. And it's not like he's giving them comedy tips cause if you watch any clip you'll see him get upset at 3 or 4 comments that are obviously jokes, and he bans them cause he somehow took it as a threat.

Because like you said, if there's one thing a man's man like Owen would be known for it's overreacting to jokes and being really passive aggressive to the men in your life you beg for money.
 

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I made a comment once about how he is like 2, maybe 3 months from turning away from the Christianity thing completely. He seems right on the edge of some "GUYS! Jesus was a magic Jew birthed to a whore! I was never all in with that shit, it's weird, if you believe in it you're probably a... probably a sodomite."

And then he'll get into some absolutely wretched esoteric shit, he already kinda feels there the way he talks about the Pope and literally saying the worst thing about Christianity is Christians. Then you consider his proximity to Vox Day who probably believes in some dumb shit about the Divine Right of Aristotelian Kings but also all religion being wrong.

Owen doesn't understand or like Christianity, and I think people see that. He's not even really political if you listen to a lot of it so it's not like he is a Right-Wing personality. He doesn't seem to have either knowledge or interest in politics beyond showbiz. And it's not like he's giving them comedy tips cause if you watch any clip you'll see him get upset at 3 or 4 comments that are obviously jokes, and he bans them cause he somehow took it as a threat.

Because like you said, if there's one thing a man's man like Owen would be known for it's overreacting to jokes and being really passive aggressive to the men in your life you beg for money.
Yeah, you're right, for all the trappings of Christianity, basic bitch qonspiracy, trad conservatism, 'fellow white'ism, community, etc that Owen's adopted for his ecareer, the only single things he's consistently valued throughout it's entirety are conserving and expanding his own economic growth, his Jewish family, consistently using others and casting 'em aside as much or more than any of the celebrity predators he loves to publicize, and also subverting and undermining the community of too trusting and naive American fans always trying to build in good faith around him, like he thought they were put on this planet for no other reason but to use like a starving arab uses his goat. He never stopped being a Hollywood jew. His crazed skitzo retard behavior is 70% schtick/20% psycho Jew lineage/10% actual face value. Thats being generous to him for what an absolutely revolting parasite he is. It works as a mighty fine cover-all for his slumlord like management of his flock, shady bloodsucking deals n grifts from his regular everyday people flock, and any resulting questions. It's honestly sort of funny how Owen's never once gotten any kind of thorough mainstream rectal exam, despite the scandalous interest the initial shallow headlines of "Adam Sandler Costar and Best Friend Now Raving Cult Leader" would get any network/channel. He's always been the loudest, 'say the edgiest, most extreme' of the lot too, with no ironic plausible deniability like most of the others would have to do. Also convenient that he's pushed off to the edges where I wouldn't know how to find him to grill him, or monitor him, yet has his Hebraic hoovering powers for goy $ left unhampered
It'd honestly be mighty lovely if Bears finally got the community they always wanted by just going up to his jewlair ranch, and taking it over. It's the summer of love and hippy dreams like his academic hippy parents have always dreamt about after all! Would antifa or BLM support the temporary deradicalization of a racist's brainwashed religious cult in order to help them occupy and protest at the evil racism cult creator's compound? It's probably the #1 producer of radical racists everyday in 2020, they should be concerned!
 
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He’s talked about that incident multiple times in his videos:
Basically, he tries to play it off like Joey Diaz drugged him unknowingly. In reality, he only had one edible and Diaz wouldn’t let him have any more than that despite Benjamin literally asking for a second one.

There’s also the fact he claims that that incident made him never want to smoke weed again despite him doing exactly that one year later on The Joe Rogan Experience to commemorate the end of Sober October (a yearly challenge where Joe and his comedian friends go the whole month of October without getting drunk or high):
that last video where Benjamin says that the type of weed he took on the Joey Diaz podcast is kinda right. Weed in the 90s and 80s were way less powerful than today's weed because overtime the weed growers targeted a specific chemical that made the weed more powerful and tried to get more of it in the plant by breeding them. Weed also has an ant-psychotic chemical which has been diminishing ever since the weed farmers implemented selective breeding.
but the whole thing of him saying "Diaz tried to drug me" is complete bullshit
 
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I’m very glad this thread is getting more frequently updated! Thank you all for your service.

Notice that watching porn and consuming weed are now “Satanist” activities. Joe Rogan, happy family man, can’t possibly relate to Owen’s love-motivated “work ethic” and neither can anyone else who speculates that his nutbars, multi-hour daily streams are fueled by meth. (Did Rogan actually speculate this or is this Owen’s very active imagination?)

I wonder if Joey Diaz will comment on Owen’s accusations. Though Joey often brags about dosing his co-host Lee, so maybe he doesn’t care what crazy Owen says.
 

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My personal completely biased opinion is that weed can truly mess up some mentally unstable/personality disordered people who live in such a massive denial that when their inhibitions are lowered they just drown in their own bullshit and they just can't take it anymore.

Some of my college friends were this type of massive narcissistic faggot, and sure as hell they tended to like uppers/speed, and hate weed, because it made them anxious/jittery.

This bad reaction to weed is a show of some supreme lack of self-awareness. Yes, I do believe that weed to some extent can help a person to uncover some mysteries about himself/herself. However, much more potent are LSD and mushrooms ofc.

Seeing this dramatic reaction to weed, it's definitely not advisable for Owen to take LSD. It would probably end in hospitalization.
 
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