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If you don't feel like reading there's a documentary about Owen you can watch.

Owen Benjamin is a 39 year old flat Earth enthusiast "comedian" and actor who was in such timeless classics such as Jack N' Jill (2011) and believes the moon (which we can see every night) doesn't exist. Owen Benjamin was born to John Kares Smith and Jean Troy-Smith, both professors at Oswego State University. Owen was breastfed for the first 7 years of his life because his mother was in a hippy milker cult called "La Leche". Owen believes that he posseses an IQ of 147 because his mother told him so.

Owen claims his father is a raging homosexual who had affairs with various gigolos, aids carriers, and Owens own godfather.

As a child one of Owens favorite hobbies was masturbating with all the other neighborhood kids. He playfully calls this "room whacks"

Owen's Hollywood career gave him nothing but a short engagement to Christina Ricci so he decided to start making YouTube videos and eventually began streaming. One of his more well known videos is titled "Gay Town"

Owen's biggest claim to fame were his handful of appearances on the Joe Rogan Experience. Owens milquetoast conservative views appealed to some of Joe's listeners and help boost views on his YouTube streams. Owen's fans began calling themselves The Unbearables (bears for short) and began calling Owen Big Bear.
*Bear is homosexual slang for a large hairy gay lover.

When Owens tweets got a little to spicey for Joe he started distancing himself from Owen earning him the nickname "Toe Rogan" with Owens follower's and accusations of homosexuality from Owen. Later on Owen would recant these statements saying that Joe called him and they're all good now. That did not last long and Joe has not mentioned Owen since then.

Since his bridge with the West coast podcast comedy crew was thoroughly burned Owen decided to align with the likes of Steven Crowder, Alex Jones, Jordan Peterson and Dennis Prager. Eventually these alliances ended the same way as they did with Joe. Hateful rants and accusations of sodomy would follow.

Alex Jones calls out Owen for his daddy issues and self hatred

Owen is never satisfied unless he has an enemy he is currently targeting Nick Fuentes because Nick said on stream that he doesn't agree with everything that Owen says.

Now Owen is no longer invited on other shows. He is confined to his backyard where he broadcasts his Adderall fueled rants to his legions of bears. Sometimes he beats his dog on camera.

Owen says dinosaurs never existed but dragons are real

Owen gets kicked out of Christmas day dinner because he can't stop talking about the moon landing

Owen can't seem to figure out how to work a lawnmower.

Owen takes an IQ test

Charles Marlowe ( a druggie and a cow in his own rite) claims Owen is a tranny!

Owen claims the moon doesn't exist

Owen dancing in a G-String for some awful sitcom



This is my first thread on a cow so any help would be appreciated. If you want to keep up with Owens antics but don't want to damage your 147 IQs by watching his long winded streams check out these channels that clip out his most insane parts

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFYEpPOKJzowD3IM67z3HxQ (The best one in my opinion)