Pagan sex coven in Charlottesville! -

[AtroposHeart]

http://www.witchvox.com/vn/vn_detail/dt ... a&id=39437

We are a group dedicated to sacred sex dedicated to Venus. In the tradition of the Venusberg orgies, we gather on a secluded mountaintop to practice these ordained mysteries. More information can be imparted later. We welcome all orientations. Location varies. Secrecy and nudity are required. I urge you to Google VENUSBERG.

Venusberg is an relgious based sex coven in Virgina. Do you think this could be Chris' new religion?

 

[Bob's Fries]

http://www.witchvox.com/vn/vn_detail/dt_gr.html?a=usva&id=39437

We are a group dedicated to sacred sex dedicated to Venus. In the tradition of the Venusberg orgies, we gather on a secluded mountaintop to practice these ordained mysteries. More information can be imparted later. We welcome all orientations. Location varies. Secrecy and nudity are required. I urge you to Google VENUSBERG.

Venusberg is an relgious based sex coven in Virgina. Do you think this could be Chris' new religion?

I think this was already discussed in another thread.

 

[Apple Chrisp]

Nah, Chris still believes in Godbear to a certain degree(even if he thinks god is a massive troll)
Sides even if he wanted to go, Barb wouldn't let him.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think it might be Chris's latest attempt to piss into the wind. If so, there is an off chance that he's stumbled into a group deviant enough to make use of his duck. But like anything Chris tries, I expect this to fail.

 

[CatParty]

just think about how much gas it takes to go to church.

 

[Null]

I think this would be the most satisfying possible end to the CWC Sagas. He goes off and joins an oddly accepting group of cultists who allow him to live in their group home with his meager contributions, and they all have a ton of bisexual orgies (which totally isn't the same as gay). Chris rides off into ambiguity, tomgirl dreads flopping greasily in the wind, leaving his mother and her horde to rot as he escapes with nothing but his dainty clothing.

 

[JULAY]

they all have a ton of bisexual orgies (which totally isn't the same as gay).

Yeah, but when Chris sees a dick, he looks away, with a moment of being FREAKED OUT.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

they all have a ton of bisexual orgies (which totally isn't the same as gay).

Yeah, but when Chris sees a dick, he looks away, with a moment of being FREAKED OUT.

If a girl told him that sodomy was a turn on, I think he'd happily take one for the team. Because if a girl wants it, it wouldn't be gay. Or something.

 

[Marvin]

they all have a ton of bisexual orgies (which totally isn't the same as gay).

Yeah, but when Chris sees a dick, he looks away, with a moment of being FREAKED OUT.

If a girl told him that sodomy was a turn on, I think he'd happily take one for the team. Because if a girl wants it, it wouldn't be gay. Or something.

Almost. I think as long as it doesn't involve a real penis, he'll do all sorts of things for a girl.

I remember some galpal had a conversation about three-ways with Chris. Chris was OK with having two girls, but not two guys.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Ivy I believe. Also remember he was totally cool with Jackie giving it to him as long as the strap on didn't look like a dong.

 

[CatParty]

Ivy I believe. Also remember he was totally cool with Jackie giving it to him as long as the strap on didn't look like a dong.

Not only was he okay with it, but that was immediately the first thing he thought of when she said the word "anal"

 

[JULAY]

Ivy I believe. Also remember he was totally cool with Jackie giving it to him as long as the strap on didn't look like a dong.

What I wouldn't give to see the look of horror on his face and hear the stress sighs when he was getting ready for sexytimes with his heartsweet and she pulled out a big fat 12 inch fake niggo cock...

 

[Bridechu]

Sadly enough, this would be Chris's best chance to get some china he did't have to pay for. I've only been to a group like this once (as a spectator, a friend was invited and didn't want to get raped, and I was curious). These places reek of desperation. I love watching misery, and we were out of there in twenty minutes. Chris could pull out the shaman act and have these hippies lap it the fuck up. He might have to chance his spirit animal's name from Sonichu to Sun Chi or something though.

 

[CatParty]

It'd be just another church he'd become a pariah to. But maybe their pastoral counselor would be better.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It'd be just another church he'd become a pariah to. But maybe their pastoral counselor would be better.

He does seem to have a habit of getting kicked out of the land of misfit toys.

 

[Ignatius]

they all have a ton of bisexual orgies (which totally isn't the same as gay).

Yeah, but when Chris sees a dick, he looks away, with a moment of being FREAKED OUT.

Perhaps Optimus Prime could participate as well?

 

[Varis]

I still think it's a troll.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, I wonder how much miscellaneous CWC-bait there is floating around the internet that never got picked up.

 

[xlk]

Sadly enough, this would be Chris's best chance to get some china he did't have to pay for. I've only been to a group like this once (as a spectator, a friend was invited and didn't want to get raped, and I was curious). These places reek of desperation. I love watching misery, and we were out of there in twenty minutes. Chris could pull out the shaman act and have these hippies lap it the fuck up. He might have to chance his spirit animal's name from Sonichu to Sun Chi or something though.

Oh God, was it a sausage fest or something?

 

[Christ-Chan]

It'd be just another church he'd become a pariah to. But maybe their pastoral counselor would be better.

"Sit down on this stub Kaka and let's have a chat. I know you've been issuing curses as prescribed but I feel a little bit concerned ab-- you can keep your legs crossed by the way, thank you -- concerned about your spiritual side. Now, have you been talking to the moon lately?"