ngl the opening "Why can't you be normal" picture was all this thread needed OP
Omg Tern I just saw the revamped intro and that fucking meme
I have a strong suspicion he groomed Kiba into being a diaper fetishist and a Christian (she talks about him getting baptized for the second time while saying she's never been baptized, so I'm betting Nicky's parents are hardcore fundies).
Sadly, Nicky's both paranoid and not completely retarded; all the images I got from his accounts had their meta-data wiped clean and he doesn't seem to have any presence in the furry community with his Nicky Mouse fursona.


Hoo boy. That's not quite true, and I wish I could provide receipts from the many furry drama groups (mostly artists bewares and such) that I was in years ago. Paige was well-known for jumping on whatever seemed trendy at the time and taking it too far, like going to conventions in BDSM and puppy gear, claiming to be a lesbian that was very open and very vocal about it, before meeting this guy. She didn't believe in Christianity, was a huge weeb and fascinated by germany (which I think was due to a past partner too), and instead treated her fursona like it was some sort of goddess instead, that protected her from all the cyber bullying that she apparently suffered in this picture, even claiming to be able to commune with it and claimed it lived with her in her head:
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Only for her to do a complete 180 upon meeting this guy, swearing blind that she'd never indulged in fetish play nor BDSM, had never identified as part of the LGBT, and was suddenly an evangelical Christian type all within the week. If she ever does split up with him, she'll forget her entire christianity deal and go onto the next big thing, probably trooning out.
She's also been known to be flaky with art:
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Sadly the tumblrs that documented her shitty behaviour have all been nuked now, so this is all I have left. Apologies on that part.
I guess she's willing to take her chances and wait it out, because let's face it, why would anyone in her area want to bother with her?Does this thing need to be informed that it's easier to get laid if your significant other is on the same continent?
I guess she's willing to take her chances and wait it out, because let's face it, why would anyone in her area want to bother with her?
OP, for future reference, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CENTER ALIGNING EVERYTHING. kthanx
On another note, please redo your intro. No one gives a shit that she's a non-committal artist. Those are a dime a dozen. Go more into detail about her abandoning her dying sister, 9/11, and the whole resurrection thing FIRST. The weirdest shit should be your highest priority in a thread.
If you want to regain some of your character limit, just screenshot what it is you're referencing. No need to copy-paste whole ass sonatas to be rehosted here. That's what archives and screenshots are for. You can make a short blurb summarizing that. Should easily get back a couple thousand characters from that alone.
If you DO still run out of space to talk about things, hyper-link to whatever post you want to your readers to see.
Thank you!I solemnly swear I will never center align stuff in any future OPs (if I do any). Plz don't hurt me, I am just a lowly newfag and I am really, genuinely sorry.
Also, I appreciate the advice and the fixes you made. Sandwiching the diaper picture between the two Reddit screencaps about her being ABDL was really clever and I wish I'd thought of it.
I re-wrote the top blurb to put her abandoning her sister front and center, followed by 9/11 and crazy White House dog statute petition. Should I re-arrange the body content to raise the bit about her sister above the introduction to Nicky? It seemed like Kiba ditching her sister for him would have more impact if the reader could see what a degenerate he was first.
I also removed the two giant text screeds (replaced with suggestions to follow the links to read more), but left the blog post about her sister and the 9/11 poetry as text since they were both relatively short. Made one or two other small fixes as well that probably aren't super relevant. If there's anything else you'd like me to fix please let me know.
Thank you!
We're looking a little better now!
Does this chick have any cow-crossovers? I'm guessing since she doesn't use Twitter as a primary outlet the answer is no but it doesn't hurt to go digging around other places.
Has she ever got into slapfights with critics? In lieu of no cow-crossovers, this would definitely be the bread and butter to sustain the thread.
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I have proof of that last one but in away from that device atm