Infected Paranormalis.com - The Great Conspiracy Coalition

Glassbrain

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paranormalis.com is a site where, for lack of a better description, conspiracy nuts of every stripe and shape congregate together, but especially the kind who believe not only that time travel is real and has happened, but that they themselves can (and some claim have) traveled through time.

With 6 boards specifically for "real time travelling" and one other board for about any other conspiracy you can imagine, paranormalis is a "site for the paranormal". Debunking on paranormalis is strictly disallowed. Every crazy batshit theory is to be respected, no matter how absolutely idiotic.

On top of the crazy conspiracy fun times, paranormalis's specialty is teaching people about time travellers, past, present and future. They also teach you how to time travel yourself! 100% legit, they swear.

While there's just simply too much content to summarize in one post, I'll give you some images on one of their favorite boards - the Time Machines and Experiments board.

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http://paranormalis.com/threads/how-to-generate-a-rotating-field.9339/
from http://paranormalis.com/threads/how-to-generate-a-rotating-field.9339/
Now another document from the T.E.C. archive data files about rotating fields.

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Many of the sources in the alt-sci underground relate that Philadelphia Experiment-type setups rely on a rotating (usually magnetic) field as the key mechanism for producing spacetime shifts. We should be able to accomplish this without the need for bulky, expensive 1940's electromechanical equipment such as synchro-motors and generators. Indeed, it can be done quite simply (at least the basic waveform control) using today's fast digital signal processing chips and software. For you hobbyists, however, there's also a relatively simple way to do it using analog circuitry built from readily-available parts.

First, we need an oscillator or wave function generator, which can be built using a few parts that you can buy from Radio Shack. (We are assuming audio frequencies in this discussion, up to about 10 KHz maximum.)

1) Using the example of the simplest periodic wave, the sine wave, the first step is to generate both the sine wave itself, and simultaneously, a cosine wave (a sine wave shifted in time by +/- 90 degrees with respect to the sine wave) at the same frequency.

2) These two waveforms must then be transmitted into an area together, with a 90 degree spatial separation between the antennas/coils/speakers/transducers. In other words, they're perpendicular or "orthogonal" to one another.

3) Across from each of the above, at the opposite side of the central focal point for all this transmitted wave energy, we need another transducer whose waveform is inverted or phase shifted 180 degrees from our sine and cosine waves, above.

Thus our 4 transducers' outputs form a "cross" with one transducer at each point of the cross, or "compass," in a horizontal plane:

the "North" one projects the reference sine wave;
the "South" projects an inverted sine wave;
the "East" projects a cosine wave;
the "West" projects an inverted cosine wave.

All four transducers are aimed at the central focal point which they surround.

Now what you must understand is that the above will only work if you have complete control over that 90 degree phase separation at each and every frequency of interest. If you decide to change the reference oscillator frequency, the cosine wave must "track" and maintain the quadrature (90 degree time-) relationship. If you want to do this with more complex waveforms, such as sawtooth or square or even white noise, this can be very problematic. Why? Well, how did you generate the cosine wave from the sine wave in the first place? Ah, there's the rub: If you didn't use a quadrature oscillator (which automatically does this for you), then you must have used a phase-shift circuit to do it. The problem with that is that phase-shifters do not and cannot shift each and every frequency across the audio spectrum by the same amount. It's just mathematically impossible, since the phase shift offered to any particular frequency is a function of capacitive reactance vs. resistance in the phaser: the good old electronics technician's formula Xc = 1/(2 PI F C), where R = Xc at the quadrature frequency. By definition, only ONE frequency will be shifted by 90 degrees for a given RC combination. So what do we do now? The answer is to use a differential phase-shifter, which is actually two separate phase-shifters, each of which are inputted with a copy of the audio signal we're interested in making quadrature. Yup, each of them suffers from the same problem as outlined above, BUT-- if we carefully tailor the values of the capacitors and resistors in them, we can engineer things such that the difference in phase shift between channel 1 and channel 2 will always be about 90 degrees! In other words, it doesn't matter that channel 1 of my phaser shifts 1 KHz waves by 270 degrees (-90) but only shifts 2 KHz waves by 225; channel 2 will shift the 2 KHz frequency by 315 or by 135 degrees-- the point is that the difference between 225 and 135 is 90 degrees, and that's what we want, a quadrature separation.

A Differential Audio Phase Shifter for Rotating Field Generation

Below I present a schematic diagram of 1 of two identical channels of a differential phase-shifter built with commonly-available quad op amps such as the LM324, the TL074, etc. It can also be built using 2 LM358 dual op amps per channel, or you can use 4 single 741's if necessary. Nothing is too critical here. Notice that below the schematic I've included a graph of frequency vs. phase shift (data from electronic simulation of my circuit), and that, above 10 Hz, the difference between channels is almost exactly 90 degrees on up to near 10 KHz. (Above and below those extremes the error increases unacceptably.)



Notice that this arrangement implies that we could use broadband "white" noise-- lowpass filtered a bit with a rolloff around 5 KHz, so it would really be "pink" noise-- as our signal source. Transmitting this type of noise in quadrature would mean that the central focal point would be surrounded by a rotating, multi-frequency standing wave, containing every frequency and amplitude (varying randomly) from 10 Hz to 5000 Hz. This might have application to measuring and quantifying absorption/reflection characteristics of, say, a human body standing at the focus or "zero-point" of the rotating "wave-cloud". But which way does it spin? You have complete control over that; simply reverse the phases of the cosine wave and its inverted twin, while leaving the sine wave as it was, and you will have reversed the direction of field rotation.

There's a lot to dig into, really, and this is just scraping the surface, but it's active and crazy as fuckin' shit.
 

Glassbrain

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New post: I got into paranormalis.com, which gives me full access to pictures of their blueprints.
It's magical.

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Drawn here in what very much seems to be an old copy of Windows' Paint program is "Poo's Device", perhaps the most funny name for a time machine I've ever seen. Apparently, even the community at Paranormalis doesn't know much about this, but it includes a radio with leads to speaker, converters and transformers a plenty. If an electrician could tell us more, that'd be lovely.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/time-flux-gif.105887/
And here we have the Fluxatron. As we can plainly see from the illustration, this device functions off of Chakra and Crystal energy - two well known and commonly brought about scientific forms of energy. Again, I have no idea how it works, but do note that a light bulb MUST be placed under ther quartz crystal to get the most out of your white light energy or something dumb like that.

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And here we have the sonic time blaster. This device amplify's thought through the harmonic value of some numerology bullshit, which means instead of being powered by crazy crystal magic, this one's got more of a "brad watson" theme to it. I think you attach a copper plate with current running through it to your solar plexus, which I'm sure is totally healthy and not at all dangerous.

There's more than just these three Paint blueprints, but I picked these because I figured it'd be a good way to show you the 100% legit and real science (and they had the funniest names) behind time machines. I'll let you make your own judgement calls on these, and if anyone knows any electricians amongst the kiwis, feel free to please invite them over here and please ask them how much these will self destruct/etc, because that might be fun.

QUICK EDIT: Fucked up the images. Fixed. Also, I attached the "Atlantean Generator" by accident but it's funny enough to look at anyway.
 

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RP 520

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New post: I got into paranormalis.com, which gives me full access to pictures of their blueprints.
It's magical.

48d55c1d35.gif

Drawn here in what very much seems to be an old copy of Windows' Paint program is "Poo's Device", perhaps the most funny name for a time machine I've ever seen. Apparently, even the community at Paranormalis doesn't know much about this, but it includes a radio with leads to speaker, converters and transformers a plenty. If an electrician could tell us more, that'd be lovely.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/time-flux-gif.105887/
And here we have the Fluxatron. As we can plainly see from the illustration, this device functions off of Chakra and Crystal energy - two well known and commonly brought about scientific forms of energy. Again, I have no idea how it works, but do note that a light bulb MUST be placed under ther quartz crystal to get the most out of your white light energy or something dumb like that.

fea7431aa3.gif
And here we have the sonic time blaster. This device amplify's thought through the harmonic value of some numerology bullshit, which means instead of being powered by crazy crystal magic, this one's got more of a "brad watson" theme to it. I think you attach a copper plate with current running through it to your solar plexus, which I'm sure is totally healthy and not at all dangerous.

There's more than just these three Paint blueprints, but I picked these because I figured it'd be a good way to show you the 100% legit and real science (and they had the funniest names) behind time machines. I'll let you make your own judgement calls on these, and if anyone knows any electricians amongst the kiwis, feel free to please invite them over here and please ask them how much these will self destruct/etc, because that might be fun.

QUICK EDIT: Fucked up the images. Fixed. Also, I attached the "Atlantean Generator" by accident but it's funny enough to look at anyway.

Isn't it a common symptom of Schizophrenia to think up wacky cobbled together devices to justify your delusions?
 
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RK 091

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I'm not an electrician but I can take a blind stab in the dark at those laughably bad circuit schematics. I like how some of these are supposed to be strapped to the human body. Given the current ratings of some of the components, this would be something I would like to watch.

The radio is being used demodulate radio waves into sound - why you don't just use the line out socket I don't know, or even why this circuit exists at all. The step-down transformer drops the voltage and ups the current, but I think someone saw a impedance-matching transformer whilst on some very strong drugs and just transplanted it on (this is the only component that makes any sense). They then have a capacitor bridging the two leads, which has the effect of short-circuiting the circuit rendering the rest of it useless, as capacitors are transparent to the AC waveform. Then they have a resistor bridging the two leads, but as they haven't labeled it, so who knows what the fuck it's doing. Then they've put the waveform through a full wave rectifier - fuck knows why, it just makes sure the waveform and therefore magnetic field is nearly constant, (which seems to be the opposite of what they want to accomplish) which then travels through what is essentially a large inductor - which does virtually nothing except perhaps maybe generates a tiny magnetic field depending on what value components you build this thing with.

I have no fucking clue what this is supposed to do, but what it will do is fuck all.

Assuming the "60 Cycle" rectangle is an AC power supply, what we see here is a circuit that again does fuck all. If they'd actually put some fucking values on the components then I might be able to tell you. The coil in the pyramid (which functions as an inductor) and the capacitor look like they're supposed to form an LC resonant tank circuit, which usually is used to filter specific frequencies. However here it makes no difference, because the PSU only supplies a single frequency - the person who designed this knows fuck all about electronics and is blindly copying from other diagrams. The large diode will short out half the waveform and the rest of the circuit just seems to be a couple of variable resistors. The "connects to solar plexus" wire will do nothing
 

Night Vision

kiwifarms.net
paranormalis.com is a site where, for lack of a better description, conspiracy nuts of every stripe and shape congregate together, but especially the kind who believe not only that time travel is real and has happened, but that they themselves can (and some claim have) traveled through time.

With 6 boards specifically for "real time travelling" and one other board for about any other conspiracy you can imagine, paranormalis is a "site for the paranormal". Debunking on paranormalis is strictly disallowed. Every crazy batshit theory is to be respected, no matter how absolutely idiotic.

On top of the crazy conspiracy fun times, paranormalis's specialty is teaching people about time travellers, past, present and future. They also teach you how to time travel yourself! 100% legit, they swear.

While there's just simply too much content to summarize in one post, I'll give you some images on one of their favorite boards - the Time Machines and Experiments board.

2806ab4b65.png

http://paranormalis.com/threads/how-to-generate-a-rotating-field.9339/

There's a lot to dig into, really, and this is just scraping the surface, but it's active and crazy as fuckin' shit.
:katsu:Hi just joined here but your forum came across my path yesterday unexpectedly while I was on an internet search for some collectables and I as well have issues with that forum Paranormalis where the idiots dwell. I have commandeered
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their idiot chat room and turned it into my stupid Comic Strip about idiots on my own forum. I am pleased to see I 'm not the only one, I am sure there are thousands that have had the same issues over there . The admin has no clue what he's doing . Thank you for accepting me as a new member, Cheers :fapcup:
 
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Jan_Hus

Czechnuts roasting on an open fire
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:katsu:Hi just joined here but your forum came across my path yesterday unexpectedly while I was on an internet search for some collectables and I as well have issues with that forum Paranormalis where the idiots dwell. I have commandeered View attachment 314195 their idiot chat room and turned it into my stupid Comic Strip about idiots on my own forum. I am pleased to see I 'm not the only one, I am sure there are thousands that have had the same issues over there . The admin has no clue what he's doing . Thank you for accepting me as a new member, Cheers :fapcup:
Tell us more about your comic strip. Post pics as well
 

Night Vision

kiwifarms.net
Tell us more about your comic strip. Post pics as well
Well it's all over at my forum I have registration locked up at this time for several reasons but you can read the Comic Strip if you like I just need to make sure with the admin of this forum if it's ok if I can post the link. My forum is a bit different, I am Misanthrope and most don't understand me :dunsparce: There is more to the story but bottom line the admin who I call Mack Daddy #7
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on my comic strip over there at Paranormalis banned me when I made him look stupid by going after his home based precious Para-Trolls
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then he abused my personal information and security allowing my sons name to be abused and allowed a bomb threat to be posted, so of course I am on the warpath with these idiots :catparty: As a burn I used their sites quote as the name for my forum just to rub in the salt and lemon juice :popcorn:I mainly use my place for a hobby of mine and a thinking game I invented and I have it on invite only because it keeps the Illegal Aliens
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from Paranormalis away as I torment them with my stupid Comic Strip.
 
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UnReality

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Well it's all over at my forum I have registration locked up at this time for several reasons but you can read the Comic Strip if you like I just need to make sure with the admin of this forum if it's ok if I can post the link. My forum is a bit different, I am Misanthrope and most don't understand me :dunsparce: There is more to the story but bottom line the admin who I call Mack Daddy #7 View attachment 314234 on my comic strip over there at Paranormalis banned me when I made him look stupid by going after his home based precious Para-Trolls View attachment 314260 then he abused my personal information and security allowing my sons name to be abused and allowed a bomb threat to be posted, so of course I am on the warpath with these idiots :catparty: As a burn I used their sites quote as the name for my forum just to rub in the salt and lemon juice :popcorn:I mainly use my place for a hobby of mine and a thinking game I invented and I have it on invite only because it keeps the Illegal AliensView attachment 314253 from Paranormalis away as I torment them with my stupid Comic Strip.

Hmm, interesting. Is this your forum? http://night.dog/
 

Night Vision

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Permanent wormhole thread? Can you tell us more about that? And how did you manage to trick those trolls into leaving one? That must be quite the story.
Oh it truly is Slumber Crasher but I'm not going to weigh this thread down with all I would need to say. I would need to use my toons and I guess that causes trouble with the speed of the thread and whatever else. Read the stupid Comic Strip and if you're interested in having those questions answered then let me know and I will assign you an account or make you one of your own to my place. I have registration closed up and I make all the avatar characters. I am actually 789 of the 796 so far and that number will continue to rise but I use them for different purposes in my place. The few members that are not me are people I have respect for.
 

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