Parents Learn Scooby Snacks are for Dogs -

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The thing is though it's sitting right next to bags of chips and cereal which are also plastered with cartoon animals. Obviously if you take a good look at it you clearly see it's dog food. But this bag really doesn't look out of place next to a box of Count Chocula. I can see someone not paying attention and thinking it's some kind of graham cookie.

I'm not defending the morons who fed it to their kids. But I can see the mistake for what it is.
I'd laugh at how stupid they were. But I nearly bought dog treats recently as well. They were the kind that look just like cookies. And they were mixed in with packages of cookies. It happens. Plus a lot of kids seem to like dog biscuits. I'm sure the kids are fine.
 

heathercho

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They're not even meat.

Wheat Flour, Margarine, Sugar, Vitamins & Minerals, Carob, Rolled Oats, M.ilk Solids, Salt, Wholegrain Flaxeed, Egg, Glycerine, Wheat Starch, Sodium Bicarbonate, Natural Flavour.
They're literally people food. Though this is NZ, everyone there is :autism:, after all, they are Kiwis.
 

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why dont they just make some that's safe for humans and dogs?
I'm pretty sure they do. I see a lot of ice cream places offering dog sundaes, it's ice cream with dog biscuits.

If you care so much about what your dogs or children eat you can just make your own dog or kid food. If it's ambiguous if your store bought snack is for dogs or for children that's probably a good sign you shouldn't buy it.
 

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I hear that whilst not tasty, dog food is edible.

I've seen it recommended that you take dog food with you in your car if you're likely to be stranded- it'll keep you alive, but it tastes bad enough that you won't eat it when you're not desperate/stranded, like you might with jerky.
 
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I hear that whilst not tasty, dog food is edible.

I've seen it recommended that you take dog food with you in your car if you're likely to be stranded- it'll keep you alive, but it tastes bad enough that you won't eat it when you're not desperate/stranded, like you might with jerky.
Whoever gave that advice was pulling legs. I imagine dog and cat food is high in protein because they're supposed to be carnivorous. Protein requires a lot of water to digest which isn't ideal in scenarios where you're stranded without a fresh water source. There are survival rations for humans that are highly caloric and basically bricks of carbs that won't dehydrate you.
 

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Whoever gave that advice was pulling legs. I imagine dog and cat food is high in protein because they're supposed to be carnivorous. Protein requires a lot of water to digest which isn't ideal in scenarios where you're stranded without a fresh water source. There are survival rations for humans that are highly caloric and basically bricks of carbs that won't dehydrate you.
To be fair that does sound right, I don't really remember the article mentioning water.

I doubt anyone would have seriously followed the advice though...
 
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To be fair that does sound right, I don't really remember the article mentioning water.

I doubt anyone would have seriously followed the advice though...
It sounds like the person is morbidly obese with a crippling food addiction if they can't let jerky sit unmolested in their car and rationalized that was a viable solution.
 

TowinKarz

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Don't know if it was true, but they say the military developed a small chocolate-bar like food they could slip into survival kits that intentionally was unsweetened/bitter (like baking chocolate) so you wouldn't be tempted to eat it unless you really had to... when it comes to "trapped in your car" survival rations, water is ten times more important. You can survive weeks without food, likely until someone finds you, without water, you're dead in days and you can't drink the water from your radiator, the antifreeze in it is toxic.
 
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Why would you give anything to your kid before actually checking out what it is?

Though putting it next to chips, instead of next to other dog food, was not a smart move. On the other hand, my father always tried the dog food, and had a taste for it. His hair is still very shiny.

Most of it stinks like hell, though and I would never mistake it for people food.

I only tried the super expensive "cheese and bacon" one that tastes exactly like that. Just less fatty acids. Yes, the dogs eat better and more expensive food than I do.
 
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I can see the company's Customer Service reps having to mute their phones so angry moms can't hear them laughing their asses off.

Then they have to try and apologize without snickering.

Little Timmy isn't gonna die from eating what's basically an unflavored wheat cookie.
 
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