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DeagleDad420

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Recently, the leader of Team Gamerfood has decided to release a bunch of audio recordings of Jace sperging from around October of 2013. The timing couldn't be better given his recent disappearance, and the tapes themselves contain a lot of information on his history (due to his own rambling) especially his high school days, his relationship with his dad, etc. Of course he also freaks out, makes a variety of threats, and breaks down and cries in the third one, in typical Jace fashion.

 

José Mourinho

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Liked how he sperged out that he wanted to play Hate Plus. (in the chat that is).

EDIT: Love how he acts like how a good lolcow works: Too concerned about defeating the trolls. To him, if he's trolled, he has to use any means to defend himself.

Also liked how he boasted about he can kill anyone in two seconds with just one button because he IS GOD. :lol:
 

DeagleDad420

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Can you write a summary of these voice chats, Deagle Dad?
I guess I can do a highlight reel although I'll definately miss most of it. I would recommend listening to the entire thing if you have a chance.

In no particular order:

-Probably most alarming, Jace mentions getting in a knife fight in high school and stabbing a student in the shoulder. He claims this was an act of self-defense, as the student (and another) approached him with a knife in the first place, and he merely reacted with his own knife. After scaring off his attackers, his infamy grew in the school and he was regarded as a person that should not be threatened, due to his explosive anger and lack of hesitation when it comes to violence. Regardless, the knife incident somehow came to the attention of the school authorities (possibly by Jace bragging about it incessantly) This ended with him being labeled an "at-risk" student, which funneled him into a forced psych evaluation, which he claims he "aced" and "came up clean". It is currently unknown if criminal charges were filed as a result of this incident, or if Jace truly "aced" the test or not, especially given that he is currently on medication. When the troll asked him if it got written up by cops, he got defensive and evasive.
-Jace talks shit about his dad Richard, says "not my fault he couldn't handle it", said he "ran away from his problems" referring to the divorce with Gail. What "problems" he was running away from are unclear
-Jace claims he is a whirlwind of death, can kill anyone he wants, yadda yadda the usual
-Jace sings Bon Jovi (ep.4) again
-Whines about his DUI, claims it was Team Gamerfood's fault, claims "[the police] fuckin' wrote me up for it, and now I'm in shit for it".
-Admits that he pisses on a Q'uran that Gamerfood sent to his house (40 forest st.) which again confirms that he actually lives there, because they gave no indication of sending it and out of the blue Jace says "yeah I pissed on that book you sent me"... Jace happily offers to shit on a Q'uran and light one on fire if they send another
-Jace breaks down in tears
-Whines that he is recovering from Ricin poisoning
-Tells a story about how he used to eat ridiculous unhealthy amounts of pizza while he was a child, claims he regularly scarfs down two or more entire pizzas in one sitting, says "it took me like an hour, but I ate two whole pizzas once"
-In Ep.5 he claims he is Jewish for about three minutes before bursting out in laughter with "HWA HWA HWA HWA YOU GUT TROLLED HWA HWA IM NOT REALLY JEWISH". He claims this is "ownage" and he "pranked" the trolls
 
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Daario Naharis

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-Jace talks shit about his dad Richard, says "not my fault he couldn't handle it", said he "ran away from his problems" referring to the divorce with Gail. What "problems" he was running away from are unclear

Which one was this in? I didn't hear it. Must have missed it.
 

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Yes. Not only did he drop out of high school, it took him six fucking years. Not even Chris failed that badly. I'm guessing Gail's "Christian homeschooling" was a direct response to how bad he was failing.

Christ! That really is terrible!

As for Daddeh Connors 'running away from his problems' is this parroted from Gail? Is Jace the problem being referred to? Or is it both?
 

Xarpho

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Yes. Not only did he drop out of high school, it took him six fucking years. Not even Chris failed that badly. I'm guessing Gail's "Christian homeschooling" was a direct response to how bad he was failing.
Like Chris and PVCC, though, was part of that suspension?
 

CatParty

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Yes. Not only did he drop out of high school, it took him six fucking years. Not even Chris failed that badly. I'm guessing Gail's "Christian homeschooling" was a direct response to how bad he was failing.

Was he a burn out then? Or was his drug use a recent thing?
 

DeagleDad420

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I like New material but Jace's trolls sometimes use methods more retarded than the actual results prove to be. The chatlogs read like a 'how to' of what is not appropriate to troll him with lol
I actually really like this guy's style. I've worked with him enough times to see plenty of examples of it. He's repetitive yeah but he harps on the right points and knows how to pace it well enough to get Jace going without drowning out his 'tism. He prods and pokes him very efficiently. He'll get Jace ranting on a topic for two-three minutes and when Jace burns out, he'll say something else to rile him up and get him going again, like a human wind-up toy. He's very good at that back-and-forth. Most trolls just drown Jace and draw too much attention to themselves.

Speaking of trolls, though, Ted posted this a while ago and it made me laugh. It's been a while since I've seen Jace shut someone down before they can even start trolling.
 
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