Let's Sperg Pathfinder - Settlers of Euzelyn -

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Surtur

Destroyer of the Universe.
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Welcome players to this game. You will be beginning your adventure in the world of Euzelyn, on the crescent continent of Kwar. I will draw a proper world map soonish but in the meantime here is some stuff you need to know.

Out-of-Character is normal text.

In Character is in blue text

Internal monologue is blue italics.

Gaining levels.
XP will be done like Pathfinder Society. Completing a mission or quest will net you from 1/4 to 2 XP. When you get 3 XP you level up. Easy.

Rolling Dice:
Join the Roll20 here: https://app.roll20.net/join/1207797/lFhNAA

When you make a roll, go there, type in what your rolling for. After you roll, post the result of the roll in your post. I will mostly take your word for it but I like to keep a log to make sure. I will also keep maps there was well as the ones I will post in here.

Questlog
I will be keeping a Questlog here in the OP, you will have two types of Quests. Primary and Secondary. Primary Quests are important ones, shit you have to focus on. Secondary stuff is stuff that can be done along the way, like picking up someones dry-cleaning or something, worth less XP as well. Anyways, lets jump right in shall we?

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“Greetings adventurers, you don’t know me yet but soon you will. I go by many names in many places, usually ‘Hey you!” or ‘Little Red’ or more cheekily, as ‘that half-Elven bitch’. But you, you may simply call me the Bard. Now, I don’t have much time to speak to you now, but I will be meeting with you soon. Stay well, and try not to be too hard on Borsk.”

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You begin your adventure here in a small, sleepy inn about 100 miles east of Maern, capital of Valkia. You all know Valkia as the easternmost of the Free Kingdoms and the only nation in the world in which the Art of Necromancy is legal and it borders the Savage Lands…which are to the East of it. Why someone would want to start a township in the Savage Lands is beyond you, but dwarves were never much for sense. You do know that are a few assorted independent towns and cities that dot the savage lands, and that this inn lays upon the only major route into and out of the Lands. You of course, heard word of the dwarves Borsk and Horsk, who were looking for aid and promised to pay well.


You sit in the large, well-stocked but devoid of patrons’ inn, known as the Grouchy Dwarf. You make small talk amongst your fellow adventurers taking notice of the stocky, grouchy dwarf standing in one corner, who has refused to speak to any of you. At the bar is a Syprin woman, busying herself serving the party drinks and food. The only other patron is a slovenly man, wearing a stripped tunic and holding a sign. Within moments, the front door opens, and another dwarf enters, this one appears bright and friendly. “Ah,” he says, in a heavily accented voice. ”You are all here. I am Borsk, owner and proprietor of Borsks Wonderporium and soon this amazing town. Now, while I am a wealthy man, there is only so much I can do myself, so I wish to employ you in this endeavor. Now, if I may ask, who are all of you so I may record your names for all the appropriate employment and tax forms…”

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Feel free to introduce your characters here and let me know where they are in the bar. Also, keep an updated version of your character sheet in your OP for easy reference. If you have a token you would like to use, let me know.


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The Mayor of Vicoli
Horsk mention that the town of Vicoli had a recent incident with the Mayor, apparently it involved hellhounds. It would be wise to investigate.

You Can Necromance If You Want To.
Lucky the Halfling told you about a Necromancer who escaped prison in the city of Maern in Valkia. He said your point of contact will be the guildmaster there.

Beer n'
Sausage

The note from Lucky says that in the city of Strogone, in the nation of Dustort there is a festivel held every year, where people from all over bring their best food and drink to be judged. However, visitors have started to turn up missing and local investigators are stumped.

@ActualKiwi @Randall Fragg @Magique @Bones @Zeorus @Vitriol @Sable @exball
 
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Sable

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Alrighty then, Lotte is sitting in the corner closest to the door so she can see everyone who enters and make a quick exit if needed.

I sure hope this lead doesn't end up being a false lead, I could do with the gold...
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
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Ak'shul is sitting near the Slovenly man, trying to inquire as to what the point of his sign is...

I do not feel like any here are a problem for my Lord, but perhaps this will be a chance to convert more to his cause...
 

ActualKiwi

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The sign reads "WANT WOMAN".
Given the content of the sign, Ak'shul inquires as to what exactly this creature wants a woman for.
"Do you intend to procreate? Or perhaps are you looking for a slave? Or do you just collect them, like some hoarde of ill-gotten idols?"
 

Vitriol

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Jack is going from table to table doing minor tricks and telling ribald jokes hoping to earn some extra coin or a few free drinks. The donkey, pig and poleaxe are outside somewhere and the jesters bright costume makes his trade clear. His only weapon, a wicked sickle thrust through his belt- for dealing with those who can't see the cutting edge humour in his jokes.

Tough crowd, but back in the stoneage...

Roll20 isn't accepting any of my email addresses will sort it out tomorrow morning.
 

Surtur

Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
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Given the content of the sign, Ak'shul inquires as to what exactly this creature wants a woman for.
"Do you intend to procreate? Or perhaps are you looking for a slave? Or do you just collect them, like some hoarde of ill-gotten idols?"

He looks at you the way a doe looks at an oncoming wagon and says, "I want to find my TRUE LOVE so I may have my GODS ORDAINED daughter CRYSTAL named after the ILLUSTRIOUS METAL!"
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
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He looks at you the way a doe looks at an oncoming wagon and says, "I want to find my TRUE LOVE so I may have my GODS ORDAINED daughter CRYSTAL named after the ILLUSTRIOUS METAL!"
"Ahhh, then perhaps you should look to our glorious lord Hastur...he has been known to reward the faithful, and you seem perfectly suited to his way of things.."

This fool looks like he's descended halfway into madness already, I'm sure glorious Hastur will be able to claim him soon..
 

Sable

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Lotte watches this scene with interest. briefly considering pickpocketing the man. However, she notes he has been nursing the same drink for several hours, and that with his threadbare clothes, he's unlikely to have anything on him.

Besides, she doesn't want to draw the attention of a woman-wanting fanatic.
 

Surtur

Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
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"Ahhh, then perhaps you should look to our glorious lord Hastur...he has been known to reward the faithful, and you seem perfectly suited to his way of things.."

This fool looks like he's descended halfway into madness already, I'm sure glorious Hastur will be able to claim him soon..

"But I am TRUE and HONEST! An...and Hastur is a big nasty T-T-TROOOLLLL!"

After his outburst, he begins to stare at the woman in the room, drooll dripping down his chin.
 

ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
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"But I am TRUE and HONEST! An...and Hastur is a big nasty T-T-TROOOLLLL!"

After his outburst, he begins to stare at the woman in the room, drooll dripping down his chin.
Ak'shul whispers in his ear, attempting to convince him that perhaps if he helps the party, the woman might pay attention to him...
<Diplo roll:rolling (1d20) + 6= ( roll result of 15)+6=21>
 

Surtur

Destroyer of the Universe.
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Ak'shul whispers in his ear, attempting to convince him that perhaps if he helps the party, the woman might pay attention to him...
<Diplo roll:rolling (1d20) + 6= ( roll result of 15)+6=21>

"hmm, I see. But could he give me my DAUGHTER and soothe my TORTURED SOUL?"
*Success!*
 

ActualKiwi

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"hmm, I see. But could he give me my DAUGHTER and soothe my TORTURED SOUL?"
*Success!*
"He most certainly could take care of your soul, and a Daughter of yours, dedicated to him would please him greatly..If you assist us, I'm almost certain that it will happen.."

Fool...easily manipulated like the rest of them..
 

Surtur

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"He most certainly could take care of your soul, and a Daughter of yours, dedicated to him would please him greatly..If you assist us, I'm almost certain that it will happen.."

Fool...easily manipulated like the rest of them..

He nods, seemingly pleased with the offer. He reaches into his foul smelling satchel and draws two objects, a bit of partchment with a poorly drawn animal on it and a crusty, clay medallion. "This is my information. Give this to Hastur so he may grant my request." He declares smugly.
 

Zeorus

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Garath was seated in a corner where he could view the door and bar with ease. Although he could not claim any nation as his homeland, Velkia had become the closest thing to it for him. Here he could live free without being hunted. His intimacy with the spirits of the dead was also more permissible in Valkia than in other nations. Despite this, the call to settle the Savage Lands had piqued his curiosity.

Sense Motive roll: 14+6=20

His grey eyes scanned the room, attempting to gauge the others who had responded to the call of Borsk and Horsk. Would they be tolerant of someone like him in their group?
 
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ActualKiwi

Return Of The Spinning Kiwis From Middle Earth~~
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<Ak'shul activates the at-will inquisitor ability of Detect Alignment, attempting to detect Evil>
Ak'shul takes the offered parchment and medallion,inspecting them before tucking them away in his belt pouch "I will commune with Hastur a little later today and pass on word of your request and willingness to lend aid. He will surely be pleased and grant you your desires". Having done so he looks around the room at the other occupants before approaching the dwarf calling himself Borsk, eyeing him before giving the dwarf his name and inquiring as to whether he has heard of Hastur...
 

Randall Fragg

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Sable

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(Are we in opposite corners or did we happen to sit near each other)

Lotte watches the whole scene, trying her best not to stifle a laugh- the foul-smelling man is clearly gullible.. Not wanting to be one-upped by the...cleric, she stands up, and walks closer to the striped man.

"Hello there, I couldn't help hearing that you're looking for a true and honest woman. Now, I myself am taken, but if you give me some money I could write to some of my friends- they would love to get in contact with a man like you!"

Sometimes the scale of her lies astonishes even her

Rolls Bluff, 1d20 +2 =17
 

Surtur

Destroyer of the Universe.
Retired Staff
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Garath was seated in a corner where he could view the door and bar with ease. Although he could not claim any nation as his homeland, Velkia had become the closest thing to it for him. Here he could live free without being hunted; his intimacy with the spirits of the dead was also more permissible in Valkia than in other nations. Despite this, the call to settle the Savage Lands had piqued his curiosity.

Sense Motive roll: 14+6=20

His grey eyes scanned the room, attempting to gauge the others who had responded to the call of Borsk and Horsk. Would they be tolerant of someone like him in their group?

You see no one who prevents an obvious danger. The grouchy dwarf looks to be a capable warrior, but he is making no move that suggests aggression. The Syprin seems to be harmless, more worried about here job than anything else. The fat, gross slob seems to be busy talking to some sort of holy man. The dwraf that spoke to you however, while not threatening seems to be a bit slimy, although nothing suggests he means you ill will as of right now. Still, you feel you should be on your guard around him

<Ak'shul activates the at-will inquisitor ability of Detect Alignment, attempting to detect Evil>
Ak'shul takes the offered parchment and medallion,inspecting them before tucking them away in his belt pouch "I will commune with Hastur a little later today and pass on word of your request and willingness to lend aid. He will surely be pleased and grant you your desires". Having done so he looks around the room at the other occupants before approaching the dwarf calling himself Borsk, eyeing him before giving the dwarf his name and inquiring as to whether he has heard of Hastur...

You detect no evil from him, but that does not mean he is trustworthy. He continues to drool at Lotte.

(Are we in opposite corners or did we happen to sit near each other)

Lotte watches the whole scene, trying her best not to stifle a laugh- the foul-smelling man is clearly gullible.. Not wanting to be one-upped by the...cleric, she stands up, and walks closer to the striped man.

"Hello there, I couldn't help hearing that you're looking for a true and honest woman. Now, I myself am taken, but if you give me some money I could write to some of my friends- they would love to get in contact with a man like you!"

Sometimes the scale of her lies astonishes even her

Rolls Bluff, 1d20 +2 =17

Stunned that a woman would speak to him, his jaw slackens and he continues to stare at your chest.

Drovic has been glaring around the room through a slit in his facial wraps. The large man is starting to get on his nerves.
He walks up to him and leans in his face.
"Son, what in Hastur's name are you doing ya little spastic. Stop creeping on the patrons of this establishment or you and me are going to have a problem".

Intimidate: 14+8 = 22
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9mirs77wef429kj/pfd.pdf?dl=0

He shits himself. Everyone make a Fortitude save.
 

Randall Fragg

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Also, the charger for my labtop is busted, so I may have to use an alternate die roller on mobile until it's fixed.
EDIT: 1+3=4
Uh oh
 
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