Money Patreon 10/24/2017 - Sonichu Christmas Cards + Contest -

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris wants you to celebrate the Holidays by overspending your hard earned money that he doesn't deserved on his all inclusive cast of Sonichu wishing you a Merry Christmas with greeting cards from his Store. I love how once again, Sonichu and pals aren't outside, they're at the mall, hopefully Tranny Bob isn't off macing GameStop employees over blarms.

Christmas Giveaway was also announced.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/15026159

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Announcing another Giveaway for the Holiday Season, exclusively for All November and December Pledges (for EVERYONE who pledges the minimum Book of the Month Pledge of $20 or more, And successfully gets processed and paid for November and December, 2017). Five Lucky Randomly Chosen Winners will each receive a signed and framed copy of my Family Photograph, printed on glossy photo paper. All pledges made at the earliest before October 31st, 2017, as well as all pledges made before November 30th, 2017, on the minimum pledge of $20 or more, And successfully Processed and Paid Up, will each be eligible for the drawing on Friday, December 8th, 2017 to each receive an autographed and framed Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu Family Photograph. Limit One Entry per person.

So, Make your Pledge Today, if you haven’t already, to not only get in on the Sonichu Book(s)-of-the-Month, but to have a Limited-Printed and Autographed copy of this Family Photo!

 

[CatParty]

aka how to alienate your friends and family

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris will send one of his Christmas cards to Cole this year who will promptly throw it in the garbage.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris will send one of his Christmas cards to Cole this year who will promptly throw it in the garbage.

The best gift anyone could give Cole this year is the news that Barb is dead.

 

[KM 749]

Some ween is going to have to explain to their parents why they used their credit card to pay for a poorly drawn children’s card.

They will also have to explain why they framed that card next to their shrine of the weird internet seaweed cat lady.

 

[Jetman]

...including a Certain Family Photo for a poster or such

Because I really need this as a poster for my room.

 

[CatParty]

Because I really need this as a poster for my room.

i will never get over him dressing his mom as a janitor and extending bob's arms

 

[Wraith]

Chris wants you to celebrate the Holidays by overspending your hard earned money that he doesn't deserved on his all inclusive cast of Sonichu wishing you a Merry Christmas with greeting cards from his Store. I love how once again, Sonichu and pals aren't outside, they're at the mall, hopefully Tranny Bob isn't off macing GameStop employees over blarms.

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Christmas Giveaway was also announced.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/15026159

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Text Version:

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Announcing another Giveaway for the Holiday Season, exclusively for All November and December Pledges (for EVERYONE who pledges the minimum Book of the Month Pledge of $20 or more, And successfully gets processed and paid for November and December, 2017). Five Lucky Randomly Chosen Winners will each receive a signed and framed copy of my Family Photograph, printed on glossy photo paper. All pledges made at the earliest before October 31st, 2017, as well as all pledges made before November 30th, 2017, on the minimum pledge of $20 or more, And successfully Processed and Paid Up, will each be eligible for the drawing on Friday, December 8th, 2017 to each receive an autographed and framed Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu Family Photograph. Limit One Entry per person.

So, Make your Pledge Today, if you haven’t already, to not only get in on the Sonichu Book(s)-of-the-Month, but to have a Limited-Printed and Autographed copy of this Family Photo!

I don't know what is worse, getting something like this for Christmas, or one of those long winded cards that's a Christmas letter with nine pages of details about the things going on someone's family that you don't care about knowing.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

Urgh, whenever I see this mess, I just feel awfully sorry for Bob... He worked his ass off and all he's got is a weird son that sells highly embarrassing Christmas cards.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It would just be mistaken for one of those charity cards that you buy to help developmentally disabled adults develop independence and pride in their work, except in this case you're helping the developmentally disabled adult buy more Lego, ponies and art from young female artists in the hope of banging them.

 

[MrTroll]

Now he just needs to release a Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Sing the Holiday Classics CD and my Christmas season can truly begin.

 

[Caz]

Because I really need this as a poster for my room.

Bob's face pretty much says everything. "Yep, shit's fucked up. Really fucked up".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sonichu is proud to present to you newly remastered Christmas classics with a new twist to mark Pristine Christine's totally new and authentic identity!

Oh christmas tree! Oh Christmas Tree,
How lovely are your snatches!

hark! the herald angels sings:
"glory to the newborn queen"
Peace on earth and da Michael Myers.
God and trolls reconciled

silent night
holy night
all is calm
all is bright
round young tomgirls, mother, and child
sleep in MLP themed sheets
sleep in MLP themed sheets

Santa baby, slip a vaginatable under the tree for me
Been an awful good tom-girl, ya see!
Santa baby, and hurry down muh chimney tonight

Santa honey, I want a sex-bot and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down muh chimney tonight

 

[Venom Snake]

Chris will send one of his Christmas cards to Cole this year who will promptly throw it in the garbage.

> Implying said card will be ready by Christmas... which due to Chris's life full of stress, I highly doubt

i will never get over him dressing his mom as a janitor and extending bob's arms

I hadn't noticed that one. Weird. I can't tell the shape of Barb's body now that I take a closer look. Everything Chris creates is this shitty amorphous quality

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

> Implying said card will be ready by Christmas... which due to Chris's life full of stress, I highly doubt



I hadn't noticed that one. Weird. I can't tell the shape of Barb's body now that I take a closer look. Everything Chris creates is this shitty amorphous quality

Sonichu's head is literally 1/3 the size of Chris' entire body. The proportions are terrifying.

 

[DeadMansHand]

If you tilt your head and squint and have a serious concussion you can almost see the beginnings of perspective in that drawing.

Maybe Chris is getting better! Throw those optimistic ratings at me, beetches!!!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is it just me or does it look like a bunch of badly drawn cartoon cats singing in front of a huge turd wrapped in Christmas decorations?

 

[jc17]

Sonichu is proud to present to you newly remastered Christmas classics with a new twist to mark Pristine Christine's totally new and authentic identity!

Oh christmas tree! Oh Christmas Tree,
How lovely are your snatches!

hark! the herald angels sings:
"glory to the newborn queen"
Peace on earth and da Michael Myers.
God and trolls reconciled

silent night
holy night
all is calm
all is bright
round young tomgirls, mother, and child
sleep in MLP themed sheets
sleep in MLP themed sheets

Santa baby, slip a vaginatable under the tree for me
Been an awful good tom-girl, ya see!
Santa baby, and hurry down muh chimney tonight

Santa honey, I want a sex-bot and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down muh chimney tonight

"I went a WHOLE year without pepper spraying anyone! I'm a good little girl!"

 

[Pony Horn]

Chris wants you to celebrate the Holidays by overspending your hard earned money that he doesn't deserved on his all inclusive cast of Sonichu wishing you a Merry Christmas with greeting cards from his Store. I love how once again, Sonichu and pals aren't outside, they're at the mall, hopefully Tranny Bob isn't off macing GameStop employees over blarms.

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Christmas Giveaway was also announced.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/15026159

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Text Version:

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Announcing another Giveaway for the Holiday Season, exclusively for All November and December Pledges (for EVERYONE who pledges the minimum Book of the Month Pledge of $20 or more, And successfully gets processed and paid for November and December, 2017). Five Lucky Randomly Chosen Winners will each receive a signed and framed copy of my Family Photograph, printed on glossy photo paper. All pledges made at the earliest before October 31st, 2017, as well as all pledges made before November 30th, 2017, on the minimum pledge of $20 or more, And successfully Processed and Paid Up, will each be eligible for the drawing on Friday, December 8th, 2017 to each receive an autographed and framed Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu Family Photograph. Limit One Entry per person.

So, Make your Pledge Today, if you haven’t already, to not only get in on the Sonichu Book(s)-of-the-Month, but to have a Limited-Printed and Autographed copy of this Family Photo!

Chris still hates jews.

 

[MoogleVoodoo]

I like how the pledges have to be processed and paid for in order to enter the contest.