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There is no fucking story at all. This is just a bloated bio of a boring derivative character, overloaded with autistic minutia. Also, people pay for this.
Why is this even an issue? Does this also means that every 11 days, Nightstar ages a year, so that she'll be long "dead" before Chris in his imaginary mind world? Or do these ponies literally become thousands of years old?
Never would I have imagined that Sonichu could still drown in a spiral of making less and less sense with each new update.
Never would I have imagined that Sonichu could still drown in a spiral of making less and less sense with each new update.
Chris is still a pedofork.
Why does this matter? They don’t age just like the Simpsons.
Francine StripeCheer
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what's CHS, i haven't been reading up on the latest sperg
Is this 30:1 years ratio actually part of MLP's universe or is Chris pulling this piece of completely autistic and pointless trivia out of his ass?
This might have some bearing on yet another Equestria Girls facet - namely, the 'portal' between pony world and technicolor human world is stated to only open for three days once every 30 moons.
How in fuck that translates to Night Star being 570 years old or some shit is beyond me though, as one of the key establishing details in the first episode of pony is that the demi-goddess horse banished her own sister to the moon for a thousand years and literally nobody other than the demi-goddess remembers she has a sister.
How in fuck that translates to Night Star being 570 years old or some shit is beyond me though, as one of the key establishing details in the first episode of pony is that the demi-goddess horse banished her own sister to the moon for a thousand years and literally nobody other than the demi-goddess remembers she has a sister.
that's not real, faggot!
I knew it would be something unrealistic.
But I wasn't expecting deliriously convoluted, even though I should've.
But I wasn't expecting deliriously convoluted, even though I should've.
A Flying Nun
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Lately Chris seems to be in a never-ending competition with himself to try and post something that the least amount of people give a shit about.
Okay, great, but what does Night Star have for breakfast every morning? What's her preferred toothpaste brand? What day of the week is garbage day in Equestria? There's still too many much more burning questions Chris isn't focusing on.
Actually no, it's all boring and terrible. It has this blandness that I see a lot with MLP fan stuff (and other series really) where the fans are just so trying to make Equestria feel "real" and therefore end up focusing on shit nobody cares about. There's no real conflict so it's about as gripping as an episode of Sesame Street. Actually, that's probably being unfair to Sesame Street.
Actually no, it's all boring and terrible. It has this blandness that I see a lot with MLP fan stuff (and other series really) where the fans are just so trying to make Equestria feel "real" and therefore end up focusing on shit nobody cares about. There's no real conflict so it's about as gripping as an episode of Sesame Street. Actually, that's probably being unfair to Sesame Street.
Weeks without any decent content and now we get this? Why am I here? I really must be on the spectrum somewhere.
The Man With No Name
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Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
— Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5, lines 21-2
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
— Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5, lines 21-2
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