Sonichu Patreon Update 7/12 - Female Troll -

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

So much for sub-stories about his life.

 

[GS 281]

Chris needs to go rollin and trollin at the bathhouse

 

[Gav01]

"I'm a BAAAD Troll." Is now my favorite cwcism.

So what time frame is he referencing here? Has he revealed his latest "manager"? Will the comics stop soon(er) now?

 

[jc17]

She's probably laughing her ass off reading this. To be fair though, Chris would probably erase them from existence just like Liquid and running from law is their only chance for survival.

Damn, that would make for an interesting comic.

 

[Hen in a tie]

I swear that cat is getting dirtier every time I see it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What train (wreck) of thought led him to come up with the phrase "Theoretical Ex?"

 

[jc17]

What train (wreck) of thought led him to come up with the phrase "Theoretical Ex?"

"Hmm, at least I THINK she broke up with me. That's still out for the jury, hm yeah."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"'she'" should not be in paranthesis, "breaks up with me" should be because this idiot was never in a real relationship with anyone apart from Barb and his sex dolls. So, since Waterman proposed Bananasaurus, does this mean he will break up with Chris too?

"Hmm, at least I THINK she broke up with me. That's still out for the jury, hm yeah."

I agree, not even Chris' tranny perversion is up for speculation anymore/fetish.

 

[The Giver]

Ya know events in your personal life wouldn't affect your fictional plot if your characters were, ya know, actually their own characters and not just stand ins for people irl.

 

[IV 445]

IM BAAAAAAAD TROLL

lol wtf

 

[Kumatora]

Who's to say Doopie isn't a troll, Chris?
Also:

Kill it.

 

[Excelina]

In the leaked emails, the cat character was called Vulva.

 

[dacwcman69]

What train (wreck) of thought led him to come up with the phrase "Theoretical Ex?"

It won't be long before "Quantum Theoretical Chris Relationships" becomes an area of study at all major colleges and universities.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It won't be long before "Quantum Theoretical Chris Relationships" becomes an area of study at all major colleges and universities.

Chapter 1: Calculating The Likeness Of Chris Finding A Female Life Partner

Spoiler: Solution

It's always zero.

 

[MrTroll]

So many of the great breakup songs have been written about this very situation. Boy meets girl on internet, creates cartoon character in her likeness, then finds out she was just a troll and his heart level crashes to 15%.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

So "Chris is pretty much coming to terms with what everyone already knows" the status.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I can see why Chris followed Hillary so ardently, those leaked emails will get you every time.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Is he referencing this?

 

[Quack]

That has to be the worst attempt at drawing the "trollface" I've ever seen.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

That has to be the worst attempt at drawing the "trollface" I've ever seen.

It's like one of those ironic de=evolutions of memes.

Is he referencing this?

Honestly, first thing I thought of was the current meme of "Nasty women"