Patrice Wilson: Pedophile Nigerian Prince who is ushering in the death of western culture - A non-biased look at the music of Patrice Wilson, creator of "Friday" and "Tweenchronic Skip"

[Randall Fragg]

Patrice Wilson is the man behind Friday, Shush Up, and Tweenchronic Skip.
He's also a Nigerian Prince Scammer in real life who's infamous for exploiting young singers and making horrible music videos.
I'm sure that's just slander, and there's nothing creepy about his productions.

Nothing creepy there at all.

 

[millais]

Doesn't he also insert himself into the videos he produces? IIRC, the black rapping man who shows up in Friday is Patrice

 

[AnOminous]

Doesn't he also insert himself into the videos he produces? IIRC, the black rapping man who shows up in Friday is Patrice

And he's also the pedophile in the Chinese Food video that was called racist, but it was obviously just an excuse for him to roll around fondling a 14 year old.

(He's in a panda suit in that.)

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

That slightly unhinged look he's got is something else.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Spoiler: EXTENDED JOKE

All of these videos contain messages about he's trying to usher in the Apocalypse by impregnating young girls as to produce the Antichrist - breaking down their wills and raping them in a act of sublime evil. Like, it's so obvious he might as well be screaming it in his weird Nigerian voice. Satanic and Illuminati imagery is everywhere. "Shush Up" is the epitome of this.

-The fake "execution" in the Shush Up video is clearly a imitation of MKUltra's methods to break down and make a subject malleable. Allison Gold is no longer, by the end of the video, the innocent girl she once was is gone- and replaced with the perfect mother for the Antichrist. Note the hospital scenes as well. Usage of LSD to break down the girls's wills?
-Note the back-up dancers's costumes in Shush Up. Their costume is reminiscent of Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut- which contained a number of subliminal messages relating to the Illuminati.
-Note the sick, twisted expressions on the faces of the observers in Shush Up. Clearly, this young girl is like a piece of meat to them.
-Patrice tells Allison to "burn" in their phone conversation and at the end of the video. His work is done, now it's Allison's turn.

Weep, oh, Child of God.

Weep.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

This stuff is old as balls at this point. He claims the ABCDEFG video was his attempt at sending up the "pedo panda" comments.

 

[Surtur]

That Chinese Food vid holy shit that was bad.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

...wait, why are there Japanese geisha in the Chinese Food video? Why is she using them as weird performance props? Why are they wearing fake satin kimono..? Why are their lapels folded over like they're dead people?

If anyone ever gets geiko costumes right in a foreign-made video, it will be a sign of the Apocalypse.

Spoiler

Darn, now I'm just craving chow mein. The creepiness will fly right over your head if it's 3PM and you've missed lunch.

 

[Cosmos]

H3H3's videos on Patrice are amazing.

 

[GaryGrey]

So he deleted all his videos and then just did an 8 hour live stream. The count down is until December 1st 2017. At multiple points this stream goes from the countdown to other things. 26min in some random backyard, at 2hr09min he is in a grave yard, 2hr51min random sidewalk, and at the end of the stream it is a dark room. Now H3H3 thinks that the ending of the title is a reference to them. Honestly think the title is just bad leet speak and the h3h3 is just "hehe". Not sure what to make of it other than being creepy as fuck. There are probably more points where the countdown fades out and he is streaming something but I ain't watchin that shit.

Spoiler: WTF is this shit

Oh the 8hours was just because he hit the limit. Here is the channel and what I assume will be odd like streams until Dec. 1st. It appears for each day he streams he adding a horizontal bar to the thumbnail image. If this is supose to be a creepy stunt then A+

EDIT: So apparently this IS a viral social media stunt for Patrice's new show 'Vantage Points'. Credit goes to reddit....

Sonic Media Networks is operated by Patrice, and a little digging revealed they have posted a couple of trailers on Vimeo for a horror show they’re releasing on Amazon Prime called ‘Vantage Points’.

https://vimeo.com/239313989

There are a few trailers for the show, and on trailer number 2, we found it. The same shower curtain from the very first video streamed. Then a few seconds later, the girl running through the forest, clutching the doll.

It was solved.

This whole thing was a stunt for Patrice’s new show, which we can assume is what he is counting down to, its release on Amazon Prime on December 1st.

 

[Super Collie]

Cracked.com is a wasteland of unfunny garbage but up until a couple years ago they were still occasionally producing episodes of Michael Swaim's show Does Not Compute, which had been running for years by this point and was one of the last vestiges of the site's original humor.

They did an episode on Patrice that I watched the other day and thought it was pretty amusing. He focuses less on Rebecca Black and goes more into all of the creepy pedo imagery and shit that he pulled with Allison Gold.

 

[Super Collie]

The community at /r/h3h3productions seems to have "solved" the weird livestream on Patrice's channel: https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/7dwqcu/we_solved_the_patrice_livestream/

Spoiler

He's trying to drum up some sort of viral marketing campaign for an upcoming show on Amazon Prime that he's involved with.