Patrick Nelson / Gahoole2 - 8/tv/'s former ogre BO, king of the incels, eternal enemy of Zach -

graham_cracker · Sep 6, 2020

Patrick Nelson is a failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", he known for shilling his unfunny garbage on discord and imageboards. Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 23.

Patrick has been trying to build an online presence for years now. Prior to his tenure as the chief janny (and short-lived BO) of /tv/, Patrick claims he would grief Twitch streamers. The only other incidents from this time was an appearance on a Milo Yiannopoulos audience Q&A show.

(Photo of him from the Q&A)

8chan Era:
He eventually became a janny of 8chan's /tv/ board and started to relentlessly attention whore with poorly made MDE tribute videos on his now shoah'd Youtube channel. During this time he had many interactions with Zachary Keith Hasbrouck, a mentally ill hapa who is absolutely obsessed with Emma Watson. For the most part, Patrick's attention whoring was under control and at times mildly amusing.

At some point during his tenure as 8/tv/'s most active janny he was introduced to many people that would eventually go on to frequent the guntstream (a collection of insane Ethan Ralph alogs that are only slightly less pathetic than the guntking himself). Patrick even inherited 8/tv/ mere weeks before 8chan's take down. But once 8chan imploded Patrick was at a loss for what to do next.

Descent into Ogredom:
What happened next was an impressive slide into depravity: Patrick gained massive amounts of weight in exchange for a massive loss of hair. He desperately tried to create bunkers for 8/tv/ only for each one to fail and retain less users than before. His downward spiral led him into a tremendous well of self-pity, crying how the only sexual experience he ever had, a handjob, ruined his life and relentlessly denies his balding. He now owns and operates tvch.moe, a site that is full of nothing but janny's and mentally ill tripfags.

Eventually, this all came to a head. Glowies raided his apartment on an anonymous tip and confiscated his PC.

Is Gahoole a degenerate cheese pizza lover. You be the judge.