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It is illegal to send actual fece's through the US mail, but you can send it through FedEx or something similar. Also, there's the whole intent thing to take into consideration. We would find it entertaining, someone like Patrick would claim it's harassment.Usually that kind of thing comes from something like poopsenders.com. It's either not actual crap or it is but is sterilized in some way, but they've been doing it a long time and haven't been shut down, so it's at least marginally legal. It would probably be illegal to send actual biohazards through the mail, and even using poopsenders could be harassment under some circumstances. At least IMO. But usually a one time prank "gift" is not.