What you are is a felon, stalker.
- Jul 12, 2020
2019, what a year that must've been. Palling around with much less talented writers, hordes of fans salivating like Cripple Paul in a ball pit at mere mention of a fresh new mil-spec sci-fi trilogy, the intoxicating scent of Cat Rambo's bunions wafting up through the podium...The SFWA actually places Patrick on panels at major conventions as an expert on humor and the ethics thereof
Now the checkmark's gone and the fella has hide his side gig just in case cyberterrorists accuse him of "driving a fat girl's car" as he's ushering vulnerable POCs.
It even seems like he may have packed on a couple, luckily the sculpted street-fighter physique masks it well.