Dramacow Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy

Melissa Sanchez

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After following multiple court cases since joining KF; I now see why suing costs so much. I've never knew how lenient courts are and how failed filings are given a chance to be re-written; to be fought over again on the same issues. I get it if the plaintiff/defendant is pro-se, but Fatrick's lawyer passed the bar exam. He is suppose to be an "expert" and filed utter shit.

That whole hearing was basically pointless. The judge basically told the bald faggot he tired, but have another go to actually file something that is actionable on the 2nd try. The lawyer profession is like niggers, going through school, and getting 2 tries on every test.
Exactly, wtf was that shit. "Your filing is shit. Here's another 10 days to try again."
 

Kaede Did Nothing Wrong

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Exactly, wtf was that shit. "Your filing is shit. Here's another 10 days to try again."
I can see the judge giving the benefit of the doubt just in case. Pat's lawyers have polished the turd as much as possible already, not like 10 days will mean anything to the outcome.
Did all the Patposters move to a new hideout or what? I refuse to believe that everyone just calmly gave up once onaforums went down. Whenever this happens, people tend to sprout up all over the place. But I’ve seen nothing.
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Maldron the Assassin

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Did all the Patposters move to a new hideout or what? I refuse to believe that everyone just calmly gave up once onaforums went down. Whenever this happens, people tend to sprout up all over the place. But I’ve seen nothing.
Hello Fatrick, why don't you head on over to the DSP forum and leaf through the bankruptcy thread? I think you'll find it relevant to your interests.
 

Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU

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Did all the Patposters move to a new hideout or what? I refuse to believe that everyone just calmly gave up once onaforums went down. Whenever this happens, people tend to sprout up all over the place. But I’ve seen nothing.

Don't worry bro, things will be back to normal soon. Quasi had to lock down the forum because Patrick was making sockpuppet accounts and starting threads saying things like "I am going to go to Milwaukee and commit assault against Fatrick". Also there was the DDoS which took us out for a few days. Once this is over Quasi will probably open things back up.
 

thismanlies

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Did all the Patposters move to a new hideout or what? I refuse to believe that everyone just calmly gave up once onaforums went down. Whenever this happens, people tend to sprout up all over the place. But I’ve seen nothing.
It was a pleasure to throw bologna at fat people.

It was a great exercise. You see a fat person walking in public, you sneak up on them, throw a slice of bologna at them, and run like a mother fucker. They're fat so they can't chase you. All they can do is squeal like the pigs they are. Then they eat the bologna when they think nobody's looking. Shit's kinda gross.

But one day I was walking past my local Klan rally when I saw the fat fuck who would change my life forever. He wasn't especially fat, but he did have a rifle slung over his shoulder and he was swinging a garden hoe around like he was some sort of Kung Fu master. Tagging this individual with bologna would be dangerous on account of him being armed. But tagging him and living to tell about it would make me a legend. So I snuck up to him and waited for him to stop swinging his garden hoe. When he did, that's when I made my move.

"Bologna bitch!"

I threw a slice of bologna in his face and ran like a motherfucker. But unlike the other fat fucks, this fat fuck gave chase. I heard the crashing of footsteps cracking the concrete side walk underneath his feet. He eventually caught up to me and I expected to die. But instead of getting shot or feeling a garden hoe upside my head, I heard him squeal like the depraved pig that he was.

"More! Fatrick wants more!"

I looked in disbelief.

"You chased me because you want more bologna?"

"Fatrick loves bologna!" he squealed. "Give Fatrick more bologna, child!"

I shrugged and threw another piece of bologna at him. When he finished with that slice, I threw another one his way. This time I threw it over his head and made him chase it. The slice landed next to a nest of fire ants but that didn't stop Fatrick from eating it off the ground. He came back to me on all fours like an obedient pig-dog with fire ants crawling all over his fat face.

"Hey man, don't the fire ants hurt?"

Fatrick shook his head with a smile.

"Fire ants don't hurt Fatrick. Fire ants get in the way of Fatrick's bologna! Fire ants must die!"

And that's the story of how the Bologna Chucker met Fatrick. I set up a Twitch account where people could donate bits in exchange for me making Fatrick do tricks for bologna. Naturally I keep all the money. I've even been getting offers from people to expand my business. Some guy who owns a New Zealand fruit farming site keeps offering me crypto in exchange for me getting some fat bitch in Canada onto my channel. While the offer's tempting, I'd have to pay her in cocaine instead of bologna and I'm trying to run a classy operation here.
 

RCR

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Don't worry bro, things will be back to normal soon. Quasi had to lock down the forum because Patrick was making sockpuppet accounts and starting threads saying things like "I am going to go to Milwaukee and commit assault against Fatrick". Also there was the DDoS which took us out for a few days. Once this is over Quasi will probably open things back up.
Has quasi given any indication of when the forums are opening again?
 

The Man From Nowhere

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Has quasi given any indication of when the forums are opening again?
Probably once the suit is over. I wouldn't be surprised though if he hands ownership over to somebody else. I can't imagine he'd want to have to worry about dealing with this shit again.
 
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Judge Holden

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The lovable rascal Dr. Owen A Forums posted this interesting image which some people here might enjoy. If anyone was wondering what the toll of a three year internet war looked like, here's a before and after pic:

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Same shirt, by the way.
The pic on the right was from over a year ago. Here is the updated pic dated from a couple months back that was leaked on 8chan a couple weeks ago.
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Meat Target

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The lovable rascal Dr. Owen A Forums posted this interesting image which some people here might enjoy. If anyone was wondering what the toll of a three year internet war looked like, here's a before and after pic:

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Same shirt, by the way.
If you're not Hispanic, you shouldn't wear those Latino heritage MLB jerseys. Fatrick is appropriating culture.
 

Caverlock

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Not much news to report about the case lately. The next hearing is in Wisconsin on July 19th (of 2021, thankfully).

Taking a step back, some have asked why Patrick has even pursued a civil suit, when he has claimed since 2018 that the infamous ring of Nazi cyberterrorists were the target of a rapidly progressing criminal investigation.

The answer, as always, lies in the purity of his character. There’s little doubt that paragon of intelligence, morality, empathy, and modesty Patrick "Ruin Them Utterly" Tomlinson would have all 60 John Does rotting in prison cells (perhaps being given the ol’ “Roger Stone” treatment) by now if he were willing to sully himself by working with stupid immoral bullies.

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break these cuffs

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Not much news to report about the case lately. The next hearing is in Wisconsin on July 19th (of 2021, thankfully).

Taking a step back, some have asked why Patrick has even pursued a civil suit, when he has claimed since 2018 that the infamous ring of Nazi cyberterrorists were the target of a rapidly progressing criminal investigation.

The answer, as always, lies in the purity of his character. There’s little doubt that paragon of intelligence, morality, empathy, and modesty Patrick "Ruin Them Utterly" Tomlinson would have all 60 John Does rotting in prison cells (perhaps being given the ol’ “Roger Stone” treatment) by now if he were willing to sully himself by working with stupid immoral bullies.

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This fat faggot has the ego to call himself moral while calling for violence against people who voted for a more obnoxious than average presidential candidate. Fatrick exemplifies why social media is an absolute cancer. He would have just been another poor fat deadbeat cuck who gets cheated on by his wife before twitter and faceberg. His life would have been a miserable routine of working some minimum wage job he hates because he is a failed writer, neglecting his kid, and coming home to loveless marriage until the day he dies.

Now he gets larp online and people give him asspats for being a retard. Hopefully his dumbass lolsuit bankrupts him and ruins his current marriage. He is a piece of shit who deserves himself.
 

ShinyStar

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So the California hearing on Quasi's motion to quash was June 29, which is more than ten days ago by this point (day ten was a weekend, so I imagine the real deadline would have moved to today). Did Patrick's lawyer who totally could have written a compelling case on how Quasi was actually guilty of something, anything in 3 days turned in his revised brief by the deadline? @Caverlock, do you know?
 

AnOminous

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So the California hearing on Quasi's motion to quash was June 29, which is more than ten days ago by this point (day ten was a weekend, so I imagine the real deadline would have moved to today). Did Patrick's lawyer who totally could have written a compelling case on how Quasi was actually guilty of something, anything in 3 days turned in his revised brief by the deadline? @Caverlock, do you know?
You have to give it to this fat fuck. Imagine being such a fat, angry loser you sued practically everyone on the Internet who ever pointed out how fat you are, and nobody even cares enough to pay attention to your lolsuit. I read this thread when I am having trouble falling asleep.

I don't have the foggiest clue what's going on in this lolsuit and I can't work up the energy even to care.
 

Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU

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So the California hearing on Quasi's motion to quash was June 29, which is more than ten days ago by this point (day ten was a weekend, so I imagine the real deadline would have moved to today). Did Patrick's lawyer who totally could have written a compelling case on how Quasi was actually guilty of something, anything in 3 days turned in his revised brief by the deadline? @Caverlock, do you know?

The judge said "10 lawyer days" which is believed to be 10 business days, and it's possible that July 5th doesn't count. So tomorrow or Wednesday is the deadline.

The hearing happened at the end of the month, and lawyers generally bill their clients at the beginning of every month for the previous month's services. Since Patrick is doing this with other people's money, whoever is funding this probably tapped out after the judge said he was most likely going to toss the entire suit - and told Fatso that he was getting cut off and to get a real job and stop feeding trolls on the internet
 

Uncle Buck

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Brinton Resto, the lolwyer for this buffoon was just admitted pro hac vice to an in-progress defamation case here in Allegheny County, PA... I looked him up and despite only practicing law for the past four years he claims to be "world famous" and the winner of "numerous" six-figure settlements... There's precious little public information about him, other than that related to his defense of the individual who is the subject of this thread. Anyone have the measure of him?
 
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