Dramacow Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy

Assedio Dell' Isola

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Is that Mike Stoklasa on the left? Did Rich Evans take this picture?
 

Caverlock

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Five-Star, Zero-Checkmark General Patrick S. Tomlinson is marshaling the forces of Twitter to prevent a new SCOTUS appointee.

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Do they not understand that they owe him?
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When the going gets tough, the tough get tweeting.
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Gif-Level Srs
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Oinking Barking Orders:
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These trans women need to man up, sheesh.
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The full plan...
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I'm still going to complete all of the planned updates. My RL became extremely crazy, and I spend almost all of what lolcow time I do have on a forum that is not Kiwi-compatible because it doesn't adhere to an observe-only policy.

Lastly, Patrick "Safe Isn't My Speed" Tomlinson, who NEVER lies, got himself into trouble recently by allegedly driving 20-24 mph over the speed limit.

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Let me speed or you're racist!
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You don't have a court date if you don't plan to show up to defend yourself, child.
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More on that story as it develops.
 

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In Memoriam

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This guy’s overuse of “child” is so teeth-grindingly obnoxious I genuinely want to go find him in Milwaukee and punch that ultra-punchable face of his. Pow, right in the kisser! My especially favorite was him accusing the reddit guy of threatening him when the literal first sentence of the PM was “I don’t want to fight you or get physical” lmfao of course this guy supports Wu
 

Flexo

Don't blame me. I voted for HK-47.
True & Honest Fan
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Wait.

He's NOT gay??

"No, just a massive faggot."

EDIT:
In the next ten years this dude is going to develop some truly massive hanging jowls. Motherfucker's going to look like Droopy Dog.

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But Droopy Dog will be something Fatrick never will: funny.
 
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Rekkington

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
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Five-Star, Zero-Checkmark General Patrick S. Tomlinson is marshaling the forces of Twitter to prevent a new SCOTUS appointee.

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Do they not understand that they owe him?
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When the going gets tough, the tough get tweeting.
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Gif-Level Srs
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Oinking Barking Orders:
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These trans women need to man up, sheesh.
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The full plan...
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I'm still going to complete all of the planned updates. My RL became extremely crazy, and I spend almost all of what lolcow time I do have on a forum that is not Kiwi-compatible because it doesn't adhere to an observe-only policy.

Lastly, Patrick "Safe Isn't My Speed" Tomlinson, who NEVER lies, got himself into trouble recently by allegedly driving 20-24 mph over the speed limit.

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Let me speed or you're racist!
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You don't have a court date if you don't plan to show up to defend yourself, child.
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More on that story as it develops.

Patrick is such an interesting cow because, unlike similar political spergs like MovieBob or Peter Coffin, nearly everything he says is so hilariously insane it sounds sarcastic.
 
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Caverlock

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Has anyone heard any updates about Fatrick lately? His twitter's gone. What happened?

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Good catch. Patrick was permanently suspended (again) on October 20th, and his alt account was banned for ban evasion shortly thereafter. This was after a (3-day?) temporary suspension on October 8th for multiple counts of abusive language, tragically, on the release date of his last book (an admitted ripoff of The Hunt for Red October). Nothing is ever his fault, so it all must be the work of Nazi cyberterrorists. He will likely return, though, as he has proven he is willing to spend 10 months, and several thousands of dollars on lawyers to hassle Twitter until they unban him (minus his beloved checkmark).

September 30th until the last few days saw many hilarious events occur, which I will be chronicling in this thread in a subsequent post. These will include:

Video of Patrick humiliating himself in "racist" traffic court to the soundtrack a publicly accessible Zoom call full of lovable, highly coincidentally named rascals who really ought to "mute their devices!" He was caught going 20-24 mph over the speed limit and mounted no intelligible defense, yet still yammered on and on in an unsuccessful attempt to sound smart.

Video of Patrick shortly after his latest permanent suspension in a university webinar on alien civilizations in science fiction or something, again being pestered by rascals. He certainly did not appear to have spent the intervening time in a drunken screaming fit:
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Still not fat, btw:
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Other future updates:
  • An imposter-child Twitter account that outperformed the real, banned Patrick in follower gains and convinced many of his few friends until, comically, it was finally banned for evading real Patrick's ban.
  • ...Yarn dolls! (Trust me, it's a lot funnier than it sounds)
  • More Actual Tough Guy tough talk!
  • I'll definitely finish the standup/Norm section and video, and the Ben Shapiro sections.
  • Possible Shitty Wedding, Financial Lies, and other sections.
  • Book reviews


Cause of Ban
The cause is a bit murky. It was likely for several reasons, but he had been banned for a few days beginning on October 8th for abusive language and harassment, so it was likely mainly that. Twitter seemed to adopt a significantly harsher stance on insulting other users, and caught up on reports, which was bad news for some who groundlessly alleges other users are rapists, racists, pedophiles (oddly turning a blind eye to the Science-Fiction and Fantasy community), Nazis, criminals, fascists, stalkers, domestic terrorists, etc., in addition to regular insults (idiot, stupid, dipshit, micropenis, eat my entire ass, etc.).

He also made numerous statements that could easily qualify as encouraging politically motivated violence. Lastly, he made at least two posts gloating about Rush Limbaugh announcing he has terminal cancer:

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The above was also posted on Twitter very shortly before his ban, but wasn't archived in time.

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which attracted a lot of attention from the non-O&A crowd. Speaking of which, Patrick CONSTANTLY made enemies who had absolutely no ties to the O&A remnants. He was still in the crosshairs of the Bernie crowd for his belligerent behavior during the Democratic primary; he angered the sacred Trans community by barking at them that they tire too easily and don't do enough for social justice; he made many female author and reader enemies in the GoodReads community for laughing off the harassment they receive as trivial compared to his; he pissed off thousands of Kobe Bryant fans by alleging he actually was a rapist immediately after his death; "Pat Posts" routinely appeared on 4chan that were not posted by anyone in the O&A community; he was hated by large numbers of NRA members and Ben Shapiro fans; and many other pockets of hostility.

Patrick played Twitter on Very Easy difficulty. He did nothing but lay on his couch and make Trump-bad posts and participate in whatever was the Cancel du jour. He made enemies wherever he went. It's very possible that he'll be back, in Mewler-esque form or being reinstated after spending many more thousands on lawyers. He's been posting on Facebook for 10 Likes, and then screenshotting and uploading those posts to Instagram for 7 Likes. There's simply no way a narcissist of his magnitude can be satisfied with that after getting tens of thousands of likes for formulaic Trump-bad tweets, and fancying himself an e-celeb.

Zero people even noticed he was gone until a wildly popular imposter Patrick appeared.


BAMF
Anger Fuels Me - http://archive.md/j910f
Sheriff Clarke Fight Challenge - http://archive.md/W50a7
Sheriff Clarke Fight Challenge 2 - http://archive.md/naxss
Threw Back Out - http://archive.md/6WnBH
I Don't Link - http://archive.md/RND4D
Airlock - http://archive.md/dfqSC
BAMF + Hairline - http://archive.md/X3Lju
GYM ONLY - http://archive.md/4yEdj
Gym Return - http://archive.md/cH69x
Trample Expert - http://archive.md/sEbP8
Safe Not My Speed + Conspiracies - http://archive.md/ZHpnu
No Traffic Laws - http://archive.md/3XBzG
Speed - http://archive.md/h4mdE
Crash Thathappened - http://archive.md/axNqc
Hit Deer - https://archive.md/FQB9d
Plugged into Mil Community - https://archive.fo/6RNC8
Kid Gloves - http://archive.md/0DqGR
Trigger at Range + Pizza - http://archive.md/nYF9v http://archive.md/a3iCi
Pizza Pride - http://archive.md/Dv3qj
2012 Pizza Again - http://archive.md/KjGmB
Fought Nazi at Show - http://archive.md/ThSfV
Gold Mine - http://archive.vn/Vrp05
Unvannable - http://archive.md/IpSrg
Feed Trolls - http://archive.md/qMn9U
Cried at Picard - http://archive.md/8KPoQ
With Great Twitter Power... - https://archive.md/hqv7r
RBG and Warrior Lineage - https://archive.md/emdun https://archive.md/gGJDV https://archive.md/VZKGM https://archive.md/TyaEQ https://archive.md/kpPgR
Seeds and Bullets -https://archive.md/6pcUJ
Pray You're Faster - https://archive.md/ZIYIH

TDS
Trump Literal Ch Rap - http://archive.md/WbCNi
Trump Literal Ch Rap 2 - http://archive.md/xa2qL
No Conservatives for Trump - http://archive.md/8r7Ld
Seven Deadly Sins - http://archive.md/541mJ
Conspiracy Pat - http://archive.md/mkqvo
Told Ya - https://onaforums.net/forum/literar...king-victory-laps-without-having-won-anything
Antifa Duty - https://archive.fo/OWJuq
Antifa Def - https://archive.fo/waPhW
Burn KY - https://archive.md/avrqP
Biden Not Black - http://archive.md/huq9S
Unfriended - http://archive.md/8TvSI
Trump Slurs - http://archive.md/eaatk
DELETE - http://archive.md/GKb0t https://archive.fo/canPE
Trump Wants Race War - http://archive.md/jF8Pn
Brace for Impact - http://archive.md/bay3i https://archive.md/OvVA5
Russia - http://archive.md/DuEED
Twitter Warrior - http://archive.md/2tb9Q
Rittenhouse - https://archive.md/uLBYb
EZ Viral - https://archive.md/O78Tp
Get to Work - https://archive.md/FvtjI
Civil War - https://archive.md/3J2sM
Addition Strategy - https://archive.md/i2lUG
Hunt Them Down - https://archive.md/AYmNv http://archive.md/HQc5I
Abe - https://archive.md/sdRdE https://archive.md/hVIUl
Trump Die in Prison - https://archive.md/mxMFQ https://archive.md/i78WN
Felonious Tire Holding - https://archive.md/vwr79
Killer PBs - https://archive.md/pvZkc
Therapists - https://archive.md/hV0Gq
Mature - https://archive.md/WZWyp
Trump Caused Pandemic - https://archive.md/FgHmC
Coming for You, Fascists (Pic) - https://archive.md/XxXPP
Bader Vote Pic - https://archive.md/UL36b

Past Bans, Checkmark Tears, and Insults
Blue Checkmark Back - https://archive.vn/ouMIm
Verified Insult - http://archive.md/5Diqe
Checkmark - http://archive.md/mPDuH
Waaa Checkmark - https://archive.fo/56JqX
Twitter Plea 1 - http://archive.md/SMzLY
Check Conspiracy - http://archive.md/02k27
Jack and Twittersafety - http://archive.md/Kb7tx
Temp Ban + Insult Twitter - https://archive.md/BWR7n https://archive.md/OpEBb https://archive.md/PVjGM https://archive.md/i9fVr

Recent Banning
BANNED - https://archive.md/Iqd8F https://archive.md/Q50LF
Dolinson - https://archive.md/oh3Ev
Dumb Lara Rich - http://archive.md/VSTEb
Dumb James - http://archive.md/CCleQ
Help! - https://archive.md/jUPvc
Imposters! - http://archive.md/nGFK9
Imposter Post - https://archive.md/rZSO1

Rich Author
No Job Needed - http://archive.md/ZkVRa
Pay for Trump Trial - https://archive.md/GjrAM
Make Too Much (Stimulus) - http://archive.md/UMU6n
Wedding Venue - https://onaforums.net/forum/literar...ing-of-fatrick-and-the-balding-bankrupt-bride
Five Years Off for Fanfic Conversion - http://archive.md/BZRSl
Sales - https://onaforums.net/forum/literary-criticism/83149-amazon-sales-tracker-for-fatso-june-1-2020
Two Full Half-Houses - http://archive.md/1X002
These Plebs - http://archive.md/iJ0gA
Self Ratings - http://archive.md/b9gEB
Adams Ratings - http://archive.md/LSIDr
Overstock - https://onaforums.net/forum/literar...op-it-s-being-shipped-by-overstock-warehouses
Cutout Crew - http://archive.md/VoYGC
Keith - http://archive.md/qln7I
Anti-230, KF, 4chan - https://archive.md/Kk7b8
More Money Than Niki - https://archive.md/3o5ks
On Spec - https://archive.md/G25Fj
GR ItB Reviews - https://archive.md/udT42 http://archive.fo/4LBDr
ITB Sales - https://onaforums.net/forum/literary-criticism/170536-in-the-black-putting-up-the-numbers https://onaforums.net/forum/literar...figures-for-in-the-black-a-niki-robinson-tale
McD's - http://archive.md/74hzX
Brags - https://archive.md/MPcjn
Typo - https://archive.md/Jwvi1
Books Share Only Universe - http://archive.md/uLYdV

Appearance
Hairline Hasn't Budged - http://archive.md/Ck73W
Covid Hairline Selfie - http://archive.md/XmLSN
No Shortcomings - https://archive.fo/n9vQM
Shadows Strategy - http://archive.md/0MzQn

Shapiro (Compare Block to Rush Diagnosis)
Alleged Tantrum - http://archive.md/58Kie
Short - http://archive.md/QkDHE
Short Repeat - http://archive.md/eTxDd
Block - http://archive.md/gluc4
Pint-Sized - https://archive.fo/MT4tM
WAP - http://archive.md/F60GQ
Damp-Rid - http://archive.md/q4xE9
Needs Stool - http://archive.md/1dJSN
Nutshell - https://archive.md/KA9TN

Comedian
Standupshots - https://onaforums.net/forum/literar...tty-s-standupshots-spoiler-they-re-horrendous
Comedy Chops - http://archive.md/VY97D
Comedian Fight - http://archive.md/7Zakr
Take a Hint - http://archive.md/OUwnC
The Craft - http://archive.md/qY1ez
Holo Joke - https://archive.md/5e0Xc
No Covid Jokes - https://archive.md/i3zbA
Covid Joke - https://archive.md/yXI7I
Rush Cancer - https://archive.md/17Jts

ADHD
ADHD Rant - http://archive.md/W8Zzc https://archive.md/HB8ws
ADHD Double-Down + Dictionary - https://archive.md/swdwL
ADHD Advantage - http://archive.md/ogEmn
ADHD Supp - https://archive.md/bqNAI

Lin
Lin - http://archive.md/ikK0y
Lin Early - http://archive.md/vAC5d
Lin Hat - http://archive.vn/e4Zgy http://archive.md/lmINO
Lin Response - http://archive.md/dmZC6

James Nicoll Crap

Sean Grigsby Crap
Call - https://vocaroo.com/5oUJF5lrmkk
Antifa Profile - https://archive.md/8Kcfp
Pigs - https://archive.md/ZiIcY
Pigs 2 - https://archive.md/qQ7mZ
LinkedIn - https://archive.md/5L6Wc

Dom Franchetti

TheHill
http://archive.md/sukFF

Miscellaneous
FB Nazis - http://archive.md/D2POD
Block! - http://archive.md/n1r3I
Best and Brightest - http://archive.md/daASK
Two-Year Model Botch - http://archive.md/CnOxk
Encyclopedia Dramatica - https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Patrick_S._Tomlinson
BattleTech - http://archive.md/qPnHw
Posts by Ghost Reviews - http://archive.md/pYvdW
Posts by Ghost Reviews 2 - http://archive.md/PkdJZ
Cat Rambo Dead Dad Sale - https://archive.fo/i9IT9
Patrick on MyLife - https://archive.fo/nMjuV
Kids are Screaming Petri Dishes - http://archive.md/1Nc4x
Marriage Balloon - https://archive.md/M5BRY
Cooking Plus Lockup - http://archive.md/GD5y8
Podcast Time Stamps - https://onaforums.net/forum/literar...g-the-douchechills-episode-2-ready-player-one
Felicia Kiddo - http://archive.md/zFk9u
Idiotswithguns - https://archive.fo/xUbbx
Fuck Off Dick Nose (Report) - http://archive.md/EqXtR
Level Playing Field - http://archive.md/13afD
Female Heroes - http://archive.md/OfaXf
Expect Me from White Men - http://archive.md/xaLjI
Model Forum Hack - http://archive.md/nYDQn
Enough Said, Child - http://archive.md/kYeFt
Vulgar Art - http://archive.md/TTN4i
Terminating Parental Rights (WI) - http://archive.md/eSDTa
Ratio Child Bobo - http://archive.md/DcsDR
RIP Toothless - http://archive.md/Lst3W
Niki Fux - https://archive.md/LBn5v
Imposter Child - https://archive.fo/c1RpL
More Imposters - http://archive.md/nREY3
Imposters Again - http://archive.md/SMVvh
Imposter Action - http://archive.md/9fnVB
Funny Imposter - http://archive.md/9hBdR
Obsessed Losers - http://archive.md/UTzEb
Lockup - http://archive.md/jQjna
Blacktalk - https://archive.md/lhOle
Challenger Lie - https://archive.md/DMxj0
Arrests - http://archive.md/3yh6c
My Chives Matter - http://archive.md/G7jJ4
Finally Marched - http://archive.md/vB3ku
Guns and Protests - http://archive.md/YYl1D
"Goodbye Child" - http://archive.md/yOEl8
Adri Left - https://archive.fo/VbkOR
Burning Adri Hate - https://archive.md/VBaC5
Problematic - http://archive.md/pB4sq
Pat's Ban Post - http://archive.md/5eRoC
Forum Screenshot - https://archive.fo/7g7oK
R-Word - http://archive.md/yNndJ
Gay IR Wedding Pic - http://archive.md/3MBrt
Model Beds - https://archive.md/7AFCO
New - http://archive.md/p5V4V
Saucy Language - http://archive.md/GlNC0
Father's Day - http://archive.md/cHV8l
Blackface OK - https://archive.fo/zaMw0
Anica Thirst - http://archive.md/2feZy
Marvel Mask - http://archive.md/Sbj4f
Poli Prediction - http://archive.md/0lmzA
Surprise Anal - https://archive.fo/fY66E
Honeymooners - https://archive.md/zAYbd
Mature Response - https://archive.md/Jg1vs
Weimer Ratings - https://archive.md/mS7if
Vidya - https://archive.md/vp5Jk
NIU Bio - https://archive.md/mOl62
 

Flexo

Don't blame me. I voted for HK-47.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Part of what keeps me going day after day is watching these types who are warned, by many people, over and over and over again, that they may want to be hesitant in instituting bans in these places because it will hit them sooner or later.

And then when it happens and they do get hit, they wail and cry and scream "how could this happen???"

Gee, if only somebody had warned them.
 

Immortal Technique

©™
kiwifarms.net
He did a podcast about being "ganged" stalked. tldr; he is very scared. Everyday, EVERYDAY he gets phone calls, texts, mail, and pizzas. Also, anything he's done that is bad wasn't him. It was the stalkers imitating him. This 2nd Twitter ban was because he called someone a "stalker" (if you believe his story). My favorite overlay:

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Caverlock

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Patrick managed to get unbanned after only a couple of months this time. He was forced to delete 581 tweets, and spend who knows how much of his wife and her mother's money in legal fees in order to get his de-verified, ailing baby-toy back.

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Patrick, who is not fat, recently appeared on a stalking podcast.
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"Survivor"
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He also shouted out Kiwifarms! You're welcome!



More actual tough guy:





6'0, 225 lbs, elite fighter btw:
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More updates are in the works as Patrick continues to feed the trolls.
 

Vetti

idiot
Local Moderator
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Here's Patrick's disastrous Beef Wellington that he posted on Christmas morning. I guess a life without a faithful wife or loving daughter leaves a lot of time to write drivel like this during the holidays.
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I tried adding an archive of the Facebook post but it was slow as shit. Fortunately piglet has no shame so he probably won't delete it.
 
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