Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

ShittyRecolor

Preferred pronouns: shit\shits\shitself
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These two broads:





Spoiler alert: they both think they're goddesses of sex and beauty who could get any man they desire. The latter's nickname is "Mamagésa" (Mommy Geisha). And yes, their personalities also suck.
 
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Phony Ribbins

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Person of Interest
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Men are the worst people in the world. They can't manage their feelings for shit and it's always the girl's fault. But then, they are probably fantasizing about kids or the "other" woman. They get excited for any type of exceptional sexual escapade, the dirtier the better.

But let's not stop there....the ego that needs to be breast fed literally so mommy's little boy doesn't feel bad that day. And "baby"...oh baby.....I need you to do this for me...

Oh yes, we're mad at you for no reason too...cause you forgot to do a basic living need cause you couldn't squeeze it into your Call of Duty video time and KiwiFarms chat ranting time


OH but I'm not knocking video games - they are a good man babysitter. At least I know where you are and what you're doing not looking at Japanese rape porn, or gangrape buddies 10. Something that'll crash the computer.

Oh yes and control...your women must be controllable. No independent thinkers for you! But it she can't fashion out a stool out of wood for you to park your ass on all day, she's worthless.
 

Basil II

National Opthalmologist of Bulgaria
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Men are the worst people in the world. They can't manage their feelings for shit and it's always the girl's fault. But then, they are probably fantasizing about kids or the "other" woman. They get excited for any type of exceptional sexual escapade, the dirtier the better.

But let's not stop there....the ego that needs to be breast fed literally so mommy's little boy doesn't feel bad that day. And "baby"...oh baby.....I need you to do this for me...

Oh yes, we're mad at you for no reason too...cause you forgot to do a basic living need cause you couldn't squeeze it into your Call of Duty video time and KiwiFarms chat ranting time


OH but I'm not knocking video games - they are a good man babysitter. At least I know where you are and what you're doing not looking at Japanese rape porn, or gangrape buddies 10. Something that'll crash the computer.

Oh yes and control...your women must be controllable. No independent thinkers for you! But it she can't fashion out a stool out of wood for you to park your ass on all day, she's worthless.
who hurt you?

The question is.... is there any women left after that?
sure there are, if you do one of the things I listed there's a really good chance that you do a lot of the other ones.
 

Syaoran Li

Honorary Zoomer
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Personally?
Ghetto shit,
Tattoos,
Being an exceptional individual,
Drugs,
Danger hair,
Emo/scene shit,
Unironically thinking nevaeh is a name,
Likes horses,
Basic thots.
Eh, I can accept a few tattoos as long as they aren't too numerous or ridiculous.

As for drugs, I agree with you on hard drugs. But if they enjoy booze or weed socially? Not a deal breaker in and of itself unless coupled with other things that are deal-breakers.

Goth/Emo/Scene shit, it honestly depends.

If it's an older woman (late 30's at youngest, 40's on average) who identifies specifically as Goth, then I'm all for it since Goth was a pretty big deal for Gen X youth culture and as long as there aren't other deal-breakers. Basically you're dating Elvira if she was a housewife.

As for Emo/Scene, if they're over 18 but under 21, I can accept that because chances are they'll grow out of it. If they're old enough to buy beer and still identify as Emo or Scene, then I'm staying the fuck away.

Danger Hair, I'm with you on that. Neon colored hair only looks good on anime characters.
 

TerribleIdeas™

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You can say that. But I've been on the internet a looong time, and I've been through a lot of communities looking for interesting stuff to post. I know what I'm talking about. Mens thirst is unmeasurable. If there's something about yourself that you consider people think is ugly? There's a fetish community for it.
Men need a place, women need a reason.

Virgins are so cute though :(
They were, until you.
 
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Basil II

National Opthalmologist of Bulgaria
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Eh, I can accept a few tattoos as long as they aren't too numerous or ridiculous.

As for drugs, I agree with you on hard drugs. But if they enjoy booze or weed socially? Not a deal breaker in and of itself unless coupled with other things that are deal-breakers.

Goth/Emo/Scene shit, it honestly depends.

If it's an older woman (late 30's at youngest, 40's on average) who identifies specifically as Goth, then I'm all for it since Goth was a pretty big deal for Gen X youth culture and as long as there aren't other deal-breakers. Basically you're dating Elvira if she was a housewife.

As for Emo/Scene, if they're over 18 but under 21, I can accept that because chances are they'll grow out of it. If they're old enough to buy beer and still identify as Emo or Scene, then I'm staying the fuck away.

Danger Hair, I'm with you on that. Neon colored hair only looks good on anime characters.
Well like I said a lot of that stuff tends to go hand in hand, weed is also fucking annoying because people make it their entire personality to the point where they do nothing else. I've known people irl who's idea of hanging out with friends is smoking at some shitty park.

I always stay the fuck away from emo shit, I don't really understand the she'll grow out of it thing because I'm not gonna be waiting years just to date someone.
 
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Syaoran Li

Honorary Zoomer
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are u talking about /his/ or hetalia spergs?
I lost my virginity to a Hetalia sperg the summer I graduated high school and she was actually a pretty cool person, although the rest of that fandom was crazy and weird as fuck. Her friends were fucked up even by weeb standards.

The weirdest part is that so many of them later became SJW's in college.

To get back on topic, here's my turn-offs.

1. Poor hygeine
2. Danger Hair
3. SJW nonsense
4. Veganism (Vegetarians are fine as long they aren't militant)
5. Being a Harry Potter sperg
6. Self-harm (Seriously, get help)
7. Hard Drugs
8. Being a hardline stoner (enjoying weed socially is fine)
9. Harley Quinn spergs
10. Anyone who unironically identifies as "Non-Binary"
 
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