Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

DocHoliday1977

Queen of Kiwi
Person of Interest
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You know what REALLY TURNS ME ON. Is guys I’ve never met calling my mother to ingratiate themselves to her. Or better yet, fcking with her head and pandering to her paranoia so that she’s ready to give me the good lashing I didn’t cause but deserve.

Some girls I met take it way too far
Oh yeah, that whole "educated" thing is annoying in women. I totally agree.

I'm creating a new term, Masculinism.

Masculinism - men bonding and coming together over social issues that pertain to the social dampening of male rights.

It's a plague on our society that needs more attention.
 

DocHoliday1977

Queen of Kiwi
Person of Interest
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please see a psychologist, for your own good, this isn't healthy.
Now, you see, there's another man thing I love..."Go see a doctor, you're sounding mentally unhealthy".

I LURVE BEING DIAGNOSED! I want to marry an unlicensed psychological hobbiest so he can denigrate me as mentally ill when I have independent thoughts and put me in an asylum.

I should just go and beg a man to take me and debase me.
 

Basil II

National Opthalmologist of Bulgaria
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Now, you see, there's another man thing I love..."Go see a doctor, you're sounding mentally unhealthy".

I LURVE BEING DIAGNOSED! I want to marry an unlicensed psychological hobbiest so he can denigrate me as mentally ill when I have independent thoughts and put me in an asylum.

I should just go and beg a man to take me and debase me.
I know this is pointless, but not everyone is out to get you.
 

DocHoliday1977

Queen of Kiwi
Person of Interest
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Why would you let idiots put their hurty penises inside you, that doesn't seem smart. It's rather saying more about you isn't it?
Yep, partly. But I've wrangled myself into the mental compliance of not doing that shit again.

But I have to admit, the next day after getting to know a guy's line of "Want to do a foursome" kinda brought it all home for me. It was then I was looking for a nice, non rejecting way out.....And me being the one with the emotional problems.

Taking the irrational blame for everything is another way to shut men up.
 

Raging Capybara

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Now, you see, there's another man thing I love..."Go see a doctor, you're sounding mentally unhealthy".

I LURVE BEING DIAGNOSED! I want to marry an unlicensed psychological hobbiest so he can denigrate me as mentally ill when I have independent thoughts and put me in an asylum.

I should just go and beg a man to take me and debase me.
You are arousing me. I want to hate fuck you right now!
 
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Vrakks

Please... I go by Gold Diamond now.
True & Honest Fan
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Moving towards more literal penis deflectors, ablative armor plating on and around the genitalia
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

dragron: the bruges tea soirée
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Moving towards more literal penis deflectors, ablative armor plating on and around the genitalia
Shaped like a swan sternum of course.
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(it's that sternum that deflects your foot when they're coming right at you so remember Doc, circle, kick, circle, kick, circle)
 

Replicant Sasquatch

Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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Goth chicks in general, but vanilla goths are particularly bad since they're just normies in disguise.
 
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