Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

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DocHoliday1977

Meh
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please see a psychologist, for your own good, this isn't healthy.
Now, you see, there's another man thing I love..."Go see a doctor, you're sounding mentally unhealthy".

I LURVE BEING DIAGNOSED! I want to marry an unlicensed psychological hobbiest so he can denigrate me as mentally ill when I have independent thoughts and put me in an asylum.

I should just go and beg a man to take me and debase me.
 

Basil II

National Opthalmologist of Bulgaria
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Now, you see, there's another man thing I love..."Go see a doctor, you're sounding mentally unhealthy".

I LURVE BEING DIAGNOSED! I want to marry an unlicensed psychological hobbiest so he can denigrate me as mentally ill when I have independent thoughts and put me in an asylum.

I should just go and beg a man to take me and debase me.
I know this is pointless, but not everyone is out to get you.
 

DocHoliday1977

Meh
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Why would you let idiots put their hurty penises inside you, that doesn't seem smart. It's rather saying more about you isn't it?
Yep, partly. But I've wrangled myself into the mental compliance of not doing that shit again.

But I have to admit, the next day after getting to know a guy's line of "Want to do a foursome" kinda brought it all home for me. It was then I was looking for a nice, non rejecting way out.....And me being the one with the emotional problems.

Taking the irrational blame for everything is another way to shut men up.

Boy, do I feel like I have the game figured out.
 

Raging Capybara

True & Honest Fan
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Now, you see, there's another man thing I love..."Go see a doctor, you're sounding mentally unhealthy".

I LURVE BEING DIAGNOSED! I want to marry an unlicensed psychological hobbiest so he can denigrate me as mentally ill when I have independent thoughts and put me in an asylum.

I should just go and beg a man to take me and debase me.
You are arousing me. I want to hate fuck you right now!
 
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Moving towards more literal penis deflectors, ablative armor plating on and around the genitalia
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

the black goat of yule
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Moving towards more literal penis deflectors, ablative armor plating on and around the genitalia
Shaped like a swan sternum of course.
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(it's that sternum that deflects your foot when they're coming right at you so remember Doc, circle, kick, circle, kick, circle)
 

Replicant Sasquatch

Do Lolcows Dream of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon?
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Goth chicks in general, but vanilla goths are particularly bad since they're just normies in disguise.
 
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