Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

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V0dka

I'm drunk.
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No bro, you'll be able to tell once the "girl" opens her mouth and any one of the rotten troon personality types spills out. Narcissist, pervert, sociopath, whatever. If you stick your dick in crazy then you deserve to have crazy stick her dick in you.
Why would guys be able to tell when they are drunk as fuck? you'll see.
 

Clockwork_PurBle

"Shut up, you pretentious kneecap!"
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a nose ring,
can change a 10/10 woman into a 1/10 woman

this shit is a definite boner killer no matter what you look like

if i wanted to fuck a cow, then i'd go fuck a god damn cow
It has now occurred to me that every single woman I've come across who has a septum piercing would be a 1/10 whether they had it or not and/or are lesbian so don't want the benis anyway.

Big think.
 

Lucifer's Rectum

Rapidly deteriorating mental state
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I don't have a penis but if I did this would most definitely deflect it.

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Saw this on tumblr with the caption "pass lmao" and of course there's people screeching in the comments about like "imagine thinking open relationships are bad" with essays about how it's actually great.
My general experience with open relationships is that the moment the guy finds a partner it all falls apart. Anybody who thinks an open relationship is a good idea is probably exceptional.
 
My general experience with open relationships is that the moment the guy finds a partner it all falls apart. Anybody who thinks an open relationship is a good idea is probably exceptional.
It's basically like putting the old house up for sale, while viewing other properties to buy. Results are usually the same.

Aside from the obvious warning signs with the colored hair, SJW's sort of shit, a lot of women voicing their opinions on particular things for me is a pass.

So anyone who is a

2nd & 3rd wave feminism.

Trans-activist.

Militant Vegan.

Supports socialism.

Doesn't want kids.

Hates the "patriarchy."

Claims to be open and tolerant but will walk out or call you a Nazi when you have a differing political opinion that isn't centre left.

Thinks that white people are by definition white supremacist, except for them.

Can't go a week without her phone, TV, or spend time in the country/isolation without complaining.

#shoutyourabortion

Basically are major deal breakers in terms of relationships. I'd still not rule out flings, but in a situation where you can get the milk for free, why would you buy a shitty cow?
 
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Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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Any woman who mentions liking David Bowie on her online dating profile. I don't have anything against David Bowie or his music, nor in fact do I have an issue with any woman liking David Bowie or his music. But there is a certain sort of woman for whom letting you know that they like David Bowie is so fucking important that it's front and centre on their profile, and it is always, always, a massive red flag indicating that this woman is utterly shallow, vain and insufferable. It's not liking David Bowie, it's women who consider it really important that other people know how much they like David Bowie.

Other "danger" artists include:

- Morrissey
- My Chemical Romance
- Nick Drake
- The Used
- Elliot Smith
- The Stone Roses
- Avril Lavigne

If a woman mentions any of these artists, run far, far away.
 

FierceBrosnan

Even dying won't kill me
True & Honest Fan
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As mighty as my penis is there are still things that can work to deflect it such as;
  • Having a "sarcastic sense of humor", just say that you're bitchy and unlikable jeezus.
  • Poor hygiene in any sense of the word. Shower, shave, wear deodorant, and brush your Goddamn teeth.
  • Wasting all my time talking about how awful/awesome all your exes were. No one cares, especially not them, that's why they are your exes, and also why I'm leaving now.
  • Being completely neurotic. I'm crazy enough for both of us, I do not want competition.
  • Being heavier than I can bench press. Unless you're built like a brick shithouse that is.
  • Last but not least, being a liar. Be upfront about shit.
 

V0dka

I'm drunk.
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Any woman who mentions liking David Bowie on her online dating profile. I don't have anything against David Bowie or his music, nor in fact do I have an issue with any woman liking David Bowie or his music. But there is a certain sort of woman for whom letting you know that they like David Bowie is so fucking important that it's front and centre on their profile, and it is always, always, a massive red flag indicating that this woman is utterly shallow, vain and insufferable. It's not liking David Bowie, it's women who consider it really important that other people know how much they like David Bowie.

Other "danger" artists include:

- Morrissey
- My Chemical Romance
- Nick Drake
- The Used
- Elliot Smith
- The Stone Roses
- Avril Lavigne

If a woman mentions any of these artists, run far, far away.
LOL that reminds me of the time I was going to a therapist and she said, "you look so much like David Bowie with that haircut" after a few sessions she offered to pay my debts and then asked if we wanted to go to the coffee shop for the session instead this week.

That was my last session with them, I noped the fuck outta there.
 

Coldgrip

Not Cody.
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Poor hygiene in any sense of the word. Shower, shave, wear deodorant, and brush your Goddamn teeth.
This is a major deal breaker for me. Poor hygiene is a clear warning sign that you don't want anything to do with that bitch.

Too many piercings. A couple earrings in the same ear is forgivable, but I have yet to see a woman pull off a nose piercing. It either gives the impression of a ringed pig or if it's a stud, looks like a zit. Other facial piercings are an instant nope as well.
 

V0dka

I'm drunk.
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Oh before I forget, the stereotypical pink haired Tattoo'd feminist has it's own different side of the same coin in Gothic Lolitas. Sex workers, cutting, suicide, mental illness, autists. You'll find that often in this group as well, they just trade the pink hair for wigs and the tattoos for petticoats.

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ObeseScreamingBlackMan

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A car that’s being treated like a trash dumpster.

No seriously. For most young women, that car is the most valuable monetary asset they have. If she’s treating that like shit and it’s full of garbage, then you can rest assured they don’t/won’t take care of anything else in their lives either.
 

Xarpho

Useful mask for exploring the Internet
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- Having more than one dog, or a big dog.
- Doesn't know what clothes look good on her and what doesn't (if I think "sausage casings" when I see capri pants/leggings, e.g.)
- Tattoos.
- Virtue signaling
- Any "SJW haircut" (including sidecuts or anything that makes her look like a lesbian)
- Addicted to social media.
 

whatever I feel like

Flu Friendly Furby
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I'm sure we have all thought it, even if we didn't say it. But obese slobs.

There's a lady I work with who I internally call "Slimer" because her head looks like Slimer from the Ghostbusters. She went in for some kind of lady surgery a year ago and returned looking ten years younger, legitimately good looking. Turns out she had some adverse reaction to the medicine and "wasn't being feed enough" at the hospital. Back to her same old awful self within two weeks.

I saw her getting seconds -and thirds, fourths etc, at the same time, way more than I, a large shouldered man, could eat- at a company event recently, could barely hide my disgust.
 
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