Why would guys be able to tell when they are drunk as fuck? you'll see.No bro, you'll be able to tell once the "girl" opens her mouth and any one of the rotten troon personality types spills out. Narcissist, pervert, sociopath, whatever. If you stick your dick in crazy then you deserve to have crazy stick her dick in you.
It has now occurred to me that every single woman I've come across who has a septum piercing would be a 1/10 whether they had it or not and/or are lesbian so don't want the benis anyway.a nose ring,can change a 10/10 woman into a 1/10 woman
this shit is a definite boner killer no matter what you look like
if i wanted to fuck a cow, then i'd go fuck a god damn cow
My general experience with open relationships is that the moment the guy finds a partner it all falls apart. Anybody who thinks an open relationship is a good idea is probably exceptional.I don't have a penis but if I did this would most definitely deflect it.
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Saw this on tumblr with the caption "pass lmao" and of course there's people screeching in the comments about like "imagine thinking open relationships are bad" with essays about how it's actually great.
It's basically like putting the old house up for sale, while viewing other properties to buy. Results are usually the same.My general experience with open relationships is that the moment the guy finds a partner it all falls apart. Anybody who thinks an open relationship is a good idea is probably exceptional.
LOL that reminds me of the time I was going to a therapist and she said, "you look so much like David Bowie with that haircut" after a few sessions she offered to pay my debts and then asked if we wanted to go to the coffee shop for the session instead this week.Any woman who mentions liking David Bowie on her online dating profile. I don't have anything against David Bowie or his music, nor in fact do I have an issue with any woman liking David Bowie or his music. But there is a certain sort of woman for whom letting you know that they like David Bowie is so fucking important that it's front and centre on their profile, and it is always, always, a massive red flag indicating that this woman is utterly shallow, vain and insufferable. It's not liking David Bowie, it's women who consider it really important that other people know how much they like David Bowie.
Other "danger" artists include:
- My Chemical Romance
- Nick Drake
- The Used
- Elliot Smith
- The Stone Roses
- Avril Lavigne
If a woman mentions any of these artists, run far, far away.
This is a major deal breaker for me. Poor hygiene is a clear warning sign that you don't want anything to do with that bitch.Poor hygiene in any sense of the word. Shower, shave, wear deodorant, and brush your Goddamn teeth.