people on youtube with awful voices -

[timecop]

some people out there really just don't know how to fucking talk. take this guy, for example. someone posted one of his videos on an image board, really standing out as the worst sounding voice i've ever heard in my entire fucking life. i'd like to believe it's a bit, but the guy's been squealing over feeble childrens' DOS games for half a decade. i don't think it was ever a joke. i can't stop quoting forgotten weapons in his voice, and it's probably going to cause problems.

this next guy i found by searching "steven universe rant" and scrolling down for a while, as some sort of self-punishment. this guy's voice isn't as hellish, but he seems to think he needs to emulate the cadence of a michigan news reporter. the delivery was bad enough for me not to pay attention to the subject of some retarded cartoon dad, but his horribly forced delivery.

 

[Marsaudiac]

some people out there really just don't know how to fucking talk. take this guy, for example. someone posted one of his videos on an image board, really standing out as the worst sounding voice i've ever heard in my entire fucking life. i'd like to believe it's a bit, but the guy's been squealing over feeble childrens' DOS games for half a decade. i don't think it was ever a joke. i can't stop quoting forgotten weapons in his voice, and it's probably going to cause problems.

The combination of an old game for little kids and the awful voiceover means it just has to be either satire or a TV Tropes user. It's just too bad to be true.

 

[El Porko Fako]

The only reason I know AwesomeDisneyToys exists is because of that video Idubbz released awhile back on how awful Toy review/preview channels are. It's both his voice and how he inflects certain words and phrase that annoys me so much.

I can't be to mean to him in the example I provided though. I don't know if anyone over the age of 9 can say "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Sticker Stampers" or "Mickey Mouse and Friends Giggle Heads" without sounding like a complete jackass.

 

[timecop]

The combination of an old game for little kids and the awful voiceover means it just has to be either satire or a TV Tropes user. It's just too bad to be true.

it can't be satire. he looks exactly like how he sounds.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

First thing that popped in my head when reading the thread title:

 

[RG 448]

I do not care for matpat’s delivery at all.

 

[Shokew]

Kids on YouTube in general are guilty of this and there's too many to list. Far too fucking many who need to go outside and play, already. Obligatory comment, I know - I don't give a fuck; I hate that shite.

 

[m0rnutz]

Kids on YouTube in general are guilty of this and there's too many to list. Far too fucking many who need to go outside and play, already. Obligatory comment, I know - I don't give a fuck; I hate that shite.

Hi hi guys today um today we will will be playing uhm Hay yeah Halo 5 for the Xbox no the PC no yeah the Xbox um WHAT MOM?.........YEAH IM RECORDING A YOUTUBE um sorry um so um you have to uh you have to install it to your computer drive and um yeah and then you can play um play Call of Duty.



Who is the guy with the laugh that sounds like a seal? That voice is grating to listen to.

 

[AnOminous]

Who is the guy with the laugh that sounds like a seal? That voice is grating to listen to.

DarkSydePhil unless you mean someone else who grunts and barks like a seal.

 

[oasys]

I accidentally click on videos narrated by this guy way too often.

 

[cumrobbery]

I accidentally click on videos narrated by this guy way too often.

 

[CIA Nigger]

It's satire but counts:

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

I accidentally click on videos narrated by this guy way too often.

Well, it might not always be what you gÆt.

 

[Loxiozzz]

First time I heard this guy, I left the video 10 seconds after clicking it.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Finding a sperg who sounds like a sperg is like finding hay in the haystack of autism that is YT.

Has anyone found someone who creates decent content despite sounding like a sperg?

 

[Desire Lines]

Remember old PewDiePie and how shrill and annoying his voice was?

 

[timecop]

Finding a sperg who sounds like a sperg is like finding hay in the haystack of autism that is YT.

Has anyone found someone who creates decent content despite sounding like a sperg?

i'd say the closest thing to my knowledge would be ross scott. he consistently puts out great content but some people don't like his voice.

 

[The real Sinterklaas]

I generally hate it when people have foreign accents. I know not everyone has English as their first language, but just really irks me.

 

[H4nzn0]

Bad Games? This game is hard, not bad. This guy is probably a lolcow by now. I'd love to see him play Cuphead or Dark Souls. It's like

Spoiler: :horrifying: shit ahead

if DarkSydePhil (the lolcow) had a child, this is what he probably would look like

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I do not care for matpat’s delivery at all.

Matpat is like Doug Walker. His voice seems okay at first but the more you listen the more you start to notice his vocal quirks, until they slowly drive you insane.