People that border being an LOLCow but have yet to cross it?

Jewelsmakerguy

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Monica Rial and Jamie Marchi are still voice acting but we make fun of their exceptionalism all the time, so the still working thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense, and no one outside of cartoon autists like Enter know who she is. I bet more people know who fucking Maddox is than her.

Why is there a no celebrities rule? I understand celebs tend to be incredibly exceptional normally so I guess @Null doesn't want people spamming the farms with them, but why can't we give them their own section or something?
So if Monica and Jamie can get threads, why can't Tara get hers moved over to the Lolcow section? She's practically infamous for her shitty online behavior as she is her voice acting like Monica and Jamie. And realistically, I don't know if we should consider Tara a "celebrity" in the traditional sense like Wheaton was. Even if she's still getting work, there's her attitude toward Trump and the bitchfit with Anime Outsiders (which begs the question why her and not someone from Funimation?)
 

Basil II

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So if Monica and Jamie can get threads, why can't Tara get hers moved over to the Lolcow section? She's practically infamous for her shitty online behavior as she is her voice acting like Monica and Jamie. And realistically, I don't know if we should consider Tara a "celebrity" in the traditional sense like Wheaton was. Even if she's still getting work, there's her attitude toward Trump and the bitchfit with Anime Outsiders (which begs the question why her and not someone from Funimation?)
eh she's pretty exceptional but she's mostly too boring to have a thread.
 

Done Goofed

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eh she's pretty exceptional but she's mostly too boring to have a thread.
That doesnt stop the dobson or moviebob threads from being word for word readings of social media accounts and te exact same two jokes over and over again
 

Coelacanth

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Caddicarus. Yeah his videos are pretty good but he has a real hateboner for Farrage and can't control his temper on twitter. He's not a lolcow yet by any means, but the potential is certainly there.
 

Foltest

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I would say that Anita Sarkeesian is dangerously close to become a lolcow in the last few years. Her twitter have become more and more unhinged and she try so hard to come into the public spotlight after people stop caring.
 

Flake452

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Pickle Inspector

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I would say that Anita Sarkeesian is dangerously close to become a lolcow in the last few years. Her twitter have become more and more unhinged and she try so hard to come into the public spotlight after people stop caring.
I agree, she’s getting near her 40s and despite what progressive sites may say I bet they’d prefer a younger woman represent their movement, if only for marketing purposes.
 

KingFrampt

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I think John mcafee is one to look out for, maybe not quite lolcow status but his antics are hilarious.

Prime suspect in murder of neighbor in belize, married to a prostitute who attempted to solicit him while he was on the run.

Currently fleeing the US after not paying taxes for years, thinks the CIA is after him for (can't remember the reason) was arrested in the Dominican Republic with a stash of guns, took pics in his jail cell via smuggled in butt phone then freed and now intends on running for both Prime Minister and the President SIMULTANEOUSLY. (despite currently being a criminal in the US)

Pictured: him and who i assume is his beast of a wife
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MT Foxtrot

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Old YT throwback here, but did Reverend Burn ever make the cut? I sorta feel he bordered on it, but solidly stayed out of it since he honestly didn't seem to give a shit. He wasn't a RL scumbag, knew he was fat, he made it a schtick, didn't seem to get butthurt about things. Also, he's legit lost a lot of weight and seems to be far more active than his early days.
He's basically Nikocado Avocado's still fat but much more fun older brother.
 

Pissmaster

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According to Pat, if you still have your house you aren't being cancelled. Also, cancel culture doesn't exist, now get your vaccine, bigot.*

Was he always an insufferable leftist twat or is this new?

*in other podcasts
Yeah, he's always had a big shameless ego, though his podcast cohost Ian is debatably worse. Also, lol at Ian getting COVID despite being vaxxed.

Pat would definitely be cow material if he did anything more than just his podcast and his show that nobody watches. His most recent Christmas episode was posted on December 31st and it's currently sitting at 31k views, and this was a guy who got to guest star on The Angry Video Game Nerd during its golden era. He's never stopped doing what he does, but he's just so insignificant that the last time most people heard about him was when he threw a fit at The 8-bit Guy for printing out a fresh new label for a $3 NES game, acting like he had committed some kind of horrible act just because the man wanted his Wrestlemania cartridge to not look like ass. Pat's always been one of those people that'll find a way to make you dislike him sooner or later, but he's just not really interesting or silly enough for a thread. He's just sort of obnoxious, and when I think about what it'd be like to meet him, I think of this copypasta:
I saw Pat the NES Punk at a grocery store in San Diego yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

and I can picture Pat doing every single bit of that to a T. That's what kind of person he is.

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but at least he's aging gracefully
 

Pringles Can

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Was he always an insufferable leftist twat or is this new?

*in other podcasts
Pat has always been this way. As a kid I never understood why I disliked him or put it into words, but now its very clear. Dudes pretty much a douche, and his character on camera is not a character, and is pretty much him being slightly dramatic/trying to be funny.
 

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