People You Met in Real Life Who You Are Convinced Could Have Been Great Lolcows -
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Friend's ex wife was fat and ate McDonald's every day, pretended to be allergic to things for attention, made her own mumus, claimed to be wiccan and would flip the fuck when she didn't get enough trick or treaters.
yes.
he has a foot fetish, and he's currently paying someone $200 to send him foot photos and degrade him. he has a girlfriend (who doesn't know about this)
he has a foot fetish, and he's currently paying someone $200 to send him foot photos and degrade him. he has a girlfriend (who doesn't know about this)
My best friend in high school had a 50/50 shot of either being the kind of guy who posts on the Farms or the kind of guy who'd turn out to be a massive edgelord lolcow had he not killed himself a year or so after graduation.
Not sure if he would've gone in the direction of a woke punk SJW or an alt-right /pol/ type had he lived long enough. Again, I'd give that a 50/50 chance on that as well.
I miss him. Dude had a messed-up home life and a deep self-loathing guilt complex, but me and him were pretty chill.
Not sure if he would've gone in the direction of a woke punk SJW or an alt-right /pol/ type had he lived long enough. Again, I'd give that a 50/50 chance on that as well.
I miss him. Dude had a messed-up home life and a deep self-loathing guilt complex, but me and him were pretty chill.
I've worked with a lot of potential minor cows, just comes with the territory of hopping low tier jobs.
Dude this holy shit. I love my mom but if she was somehow a millennial who used social media I could definitely see her being a cow.
Dude this holy shit. I love my mom but if she was somehow a millennial who used social media I could definitely see her being a cow.
I feel for you, mein Freund. My mom kinda is a proto-millenial of sorts since she had me as a teen.
Fired a proud pedophile and animal fucker at work. Be pretty lolcow if he wasn't texting people childporn.
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I think half of my cousins would be great lolcows.
One of my cousins once begged my grandma for money, which she declined. He then said that if she didn't give him anything he will commit suicide. She totally ignored that and off he went. 2 Days later, we got the news that he actually did kill himself, only for us to find out 2 hours later, that he is alive and he and his friend tried to spread the rumor to make everyone feel bad
Some autistic kid I knew who bit another student and then went out of his way to claim that the student actually bit him (not even like some sort of a fight, he just bit the student for no reason and then told the teacher that she bit him). He's probably a huge faggot nowadays.
Forget firing, you should've reported him to the nice men in blue and got him a free ride in the party van.
There was a guy I briefly played table top games with who was a complete sped. He tried to tell everyone else the "correct" way to play, and I don't mean making sure people followed the rules. He got pissed off by people joking around and would say it was messing up the game. Stuff like that. He also tried to act like an edgy badass even though he was a scrawny white trash dork. He was basically the perfect stereotype of a stop-having-fun guy combined with an internet tough guy IRL.
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Former boss of mine; he was the perfect combination of Chad and incel. Some people even asked about him too when I brought him up, but it's impossible for me to fully describe him. I'm not that articulate.
My friend's former neighbor is/was a 44 year old Wiccan who has claimed he's killed people with magic(k), has put a curse on me for laughing at him completely misunderstanding the basic tenants of Wicca (itself quite a cow religion), is non binary, had his dangerhair girlfriend dump him and his response was to dump her cat's full litter box on the porch and stamp around in the turds and peed on litter yelling incoherently. He looked like a cross between Uncle Fester and Jeff Ross and has that nasally autist voice.
Brandon was a hoot to be around. Kinda miss that crazy fucker.
Brandon was a hoot to be around. Kinda miss that crazy fucker.
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There was this one guy at my OSUT who punched a dude in the shoulder and screamed "ow, (faggot x) that hurt!" because everyone talked shit about him daily. Jokes on me though (?). I got shuffled off to do HVAC.
There was a kid when I was growing up who was a total momma's boy. His mom controlled everything, right down to giving him a timer that told him when he had to stop playing and go back inside. Now this was for a little kid, from when he was 5 to 9, when he moved away, but it always stood out to me and the rest of the neighborhood kids as seriously controlling and weird.
Plus both his parents were from India.
I wonder if mom kept up the controlling behavior as he got to high school, and whether he went weird because of it. I mean he was still too young to say what would happen, though his mom was definitely reaching a facination status.
Plus both his parents were from India.
I wonder if mom kept up the controlling behavior as he got to high school, and whether he went weird because of it. I mean he was still too young to say what would happen, though his mom was definitely reaching a facination status.
