Celebrity Perez Hilton / ThePerezHilton / Mario Armando Lavandiera Jr - The Biggest Douchebag in the Known Universe, Dramamonger, Washed-Up Has-Been, CP Distributor

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What's a nicer way of saying "Fuck off Perez, nobody ever liked you"?

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Anyway, let's start from the beginning. Who &/or what is Perez Hilton? Is that like Paris Hilton?

No, Perez Hilton is a fake name. He was born as Mario Armando Lavandiera Jr.

Essentially he's a washed-up actor and celebrity gossip blogger. He used to be pretty big like, years ago. However, the only reputation he has, has been gained because of him being a complete asshole. He's sort of like Keemstar but more famous and with more money.

Seriously, the last time anybody heard about this guy before him crying about Jon Jafari was when Miley Cyrus, of all people, kicked his shit in on twitter over some pieces he wrote about her.

Here's an interview he gave about "being a better person".

Forbes article about the debate about him reposting Celeb nudes.

Other Drama:
-He frequently outs other celebrities who are in the closet, himself being openly gay.
-He rigged the 2009 Miss USA Pageant against a certain contestant over her views on Marriage.
-He claimed that Michael Jackson was pulling a publicity stunt by being sent to the hospital in the hours leading up to the singers death.
-He posted an upskirt, pantyless picture of Miley Cyrus while the singer was still underaged, essentially posting Child Pornography
-He claims to be an anti-Bullying activist and complains that in the future his son will get bullied too. This lead Khloe Kardashian to out him as having bullied her. Moral of the story: never trust "anti-bullying activists" under any circumstances.
-He has been threatened by Ariana Grande (who is a celebrity lolcow in her own right) with lawsuits repeatedly over allegations of slander on Mario's part.
-He legitimately made a song about having STD's titled "The Clap"

Links:
Website
Twitter
Wikipedia
Website Instagram
Personal Instagram
Facebook
Podcast
 
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What's a nicer way of saying "Fuck off Perez, nobody ever liked you"?

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Anyway, let's start from the beginning. Who &/or what is Perez Hilton? Is that like Paris Hilton?

Essentially he's a washed-up actor and celebrity gossip blogger. He used to be pretty big like, years ago. However, the only reputation he has, has been gained because of him being a complete asshole. He's sort of like Keemstar but more famous and with more money.

Seriously, the last time anybody heard about this guy before him crying about Jon Jafari was when Miley Cyrus, of all people, kicked his shit in on twitter over some pieces he wrote about her.

Here's an interview he gave about "being a better person".

Forbes article about the debate about him reposting Celeb nudes.

Other Drama:
-He frequently outs other celebrities who are in the closet, himself being openly gay.
-He rigged the 2009 Miss USA Pageant against a certain contestant over her views on Marriage.
-He claimed that Michael Jackson was pulling a publicity stunt by being sent to the hospital in the hours leading up to the singers death.
-He posted an upskirt, pantyless picture of Miley Cyrus while the singer was still underaged, essentially posting Child Pornography
-He claims to be an anti-Bullying activist and complains that in the future his son will get bullied too. This lead Khloe Kardashian to out him as having bullied her. Moral of the story: never trust "anti-bullying activists" under any circumstances.
-He has been threatened by Ariana Grande (who is a celebrity lolcow in her own right) with lawsuits repeatedly over allegations of slander on Mario's part.
-He legitimately made a song about having STD's titled "The Clap"

Links:
Website
Twitter
Wikipedia
Website Instagram
Personal Instagram
Facebook
lol speaking of miley, here's a video of him and miley post trump.

 
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-He posted an upskirt, pantyless picture of Miley Cyrus while the singer was still underaged, essentially posting Child Pornography
http://gawker.com/5569006/perez-hilton-tweeted-another-photo-of-miley-cyrus-crotch

Last time Perez posted a "do NOT click here" about Miley's crotch, Salon's child porn legal expert said the first Miley upskirt was "suicidal," even if Miley "is actually wearing form-fitting underwear." Today's photo was more revealing than "form-fitting underwear," but not exactly. (Miley's always half-naked, so even if it's illegal, it's nothing new.) So either Perez has ironclad legal advice about avoiding child porn charges, or he's so addicted to attention he's developed Tourette syndrome for 17-year-old panty pictures.
> Salon child porn expert

I didn't know there was a Todd Nickerson-Perez Hilton crossover
 

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Ungh, fucker's got a face only a mother could love.

Glad eugenics are in practice since he's such a prancing faggot.

Edit: Nonetheless he adopted/surrogated, you can tell he's going to molest that kid soon, though I'm sure it's already happened.
 

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Before his site was called PerezHilton.com, he used the name PageSixSixSix. He got his big break when the blog A Socialite's Life took pity on him and used a link in her weekly gossip roundup, and got big, fast. He lost the rights to PageSixSixSix when Page Six, the newspaper, sued him, and that's when he switched to using his nom de plume.

*Disclosure: I used to follow him in the very beginning; shamefully, I gave him $10 for a martini when he was just starting out and living on donations. This is on me guys, I'm sorry.
 

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He had 2 kids, including a daughter birthed through a surrogate
I knew about the son, but not the daughter. The son was also born from a surrogate, he's older than the girl I guess. Mario's mom and sister live with him and take care of his kids; he was begging for a boyfriend / husband for years, but no one could stand him, so he resorted to surrogate parenthood as a single dad. His sister was hired as an additional writer after about 3 years of operation; I believe she's the only other writer on the site.

edit: the children are biologically related to him, fyi. So those ugly genes live on.
 
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An article on his site about a familiar incident:
It seems the elusive hacker group Anonymous is accusing Evanescence frontwoman Amy Lee and her manager Andrew Lurie of preventing a witness from coming forward with evidence of child pornography!!

The actual allegations concerning Lee were made by British Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming, involving an Evanescence fan forum called EvThreads where allll kinds of creepy sh*t was being posted, including:

"drugs offences that have been expressly admitted by the alleged perpetrators, [images of] sexual offences against a physically disabled male minor and cartoons with pre-teens in lawful poses but with sexualised captions, including sexual activity with animals and one caption regarding a toddler consuming human faeces."

…um…GROSS.

According to Hemming, Lee's lawyers had made one EvThreads user Sam Smith sign a contract stating he wouldn't report any offenses seen on the site, thus preventing him from potentially helping the possible victims featured in the site's disturbing material.
http://perezhilton.com/2012-09-05-e...hild-pornography-preventing-witness-anonymous (http://archive.md/AfB0j)

Some of the commenters are not pleased with Sam.

This is a rumor that Sam Smith created because he was sour from being banned from the board and unfollowed by Amy Lee. The reason the forum was shut down was because Mr. Smith and some of his followers were harassing certain members of the board. There was never any "child pornography" or anything of that kind on that board. Sorry to disappoint anyone, but this is just something that Mr. Smith spewed out of control because he was upset that he was disliked by the Evanescence community because he harassed not only Amy Lee, but also other members of the board.
 

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He also bullied ke$ha via Twitter and his terrible blog. That's the reason I quit reading that stupid mess. I mean out of all the stupid shit celebrities did during that time period, he would harp on how ugly Ke$ha's shoes, makeup, hair or whatever. I mean maybe she is all of those things, but goddamn he would just go on for pages about her.
http://www.mtv.com/news/1634432/perez-hilton-explains-why-keha-upsets-him/
Recently, I've seen him in several B horror flicks and his character, to my great delight, dies in each one.
 

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Oh hey a cow from when I was young. I remember the whole marriage thing on Miss America, like say what you want about her views but what happened to her was bs. Miss America shouldn't get political. After that I never heard about him but I always felt like he was a piece of shit. Good to know I was right.
 
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