Celebrity Perez Hilton / ThePerezHilton / Mario Armando Lavandiera Jr - The Biggest Douchebag in the Known Universe, Dramamonger, Washed-Up Has-Been, CP Distributor

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Here's Mr. Lavandiera innocently bathing with his child:

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Now, I know what you're thinking. But luckily he has an answer for you, it's all totally innocent!



Swimming trunks! You see, totally innocent! I know I feel a lot better when preschool teachers reassure me they wear a sports cup to restrain their genitals while teaching a class.
Oh, come on. Plenty of parents bathe with their small children while wearing a bathing suit. If he wasn't wearing a bathing suit, that would be a big problem, but it's not like this is a new concept.

I do think it's very inappropriate to post photos of your child's bathtime on the internet, however. Especially if you're relatively "famous".

Here's how I imagine his interactions with his children to be...

"Daddy, daddy, come play trucks with me!"
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE TURD, Amy Schumer just made a joke about farting with her vagina and Daddy needs to blog about it! You want food on the table, right? You want trucks to play with? Then LET DADDY BLOG."
"Waaaaaaaaah!!!"