Perfection - Disappearing video 10/01/18

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Rokko

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My autism does not work alone, and for that I am thankful :heart-full:

Here is the deleted video, I have it as unlisted for the time being:
Thx babe

Edit:
There is a lot of "eeeeeens".
A lot of Amber walkeeeeeen with red dainty slippers.
Heavy Breathing
Many passed away peeeeeple
Big big shadows


So much to make nice gifs!
 
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RiceBall

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Another Becky video? Video starts out with Necky holding the camera with Hamber screeching "GUD MORNEEEN" in the most obnoxious possible manner. Becky takes Twinkie outside for one of her autistic adventures! It's sad the way Twinkie labors to run. At 1:03 you see a glimpse of Amber actually walking. There's apparently another dog in the backyard and Twinkie interacts with it. Becky for some reason tries to pick up this unknown dog as it scurries away. The two dogs proceed to sniff each other's genitals and asses. That's the first two minutes of this exciting video, ladies and gentlemen.

Becky goes back into the house. Her sisters cooked for her and she's really hungry. She mistaken a pan of grease for food for a moment. They cooked eggs, what looks to be white gravy or pancake batter in a pot, fuck, I don't know. Oh, and they also made enough bacon that would feed two families. Becky almost spergs out on how picky she is about bacon, but she regains her composure. Becky almost sounds illiterate in this next bit, or I'm just stupid. "Um, sooo, the closest I can get to my "mam-Maw's" breakfast is my aunt, my mom and my sister. That's about the closest I can get to mah-maw...And she passed away in 2015 (of fucking course)." Hol' Up, that was actually her great grandmother. Her grandmother passed away in 2012. It's been awhile since she had her cooking, but she's excited.

New scene. Amber is outside and she's panting from walking around. Blames it and the coughing on her allergies being bad. They're having a BBQ and she must go to the store with Becky to pick up some things. Hamber admits to sitting in a scooter while at Walmart. In her cart is "Great Value!" processed burger things, sum ketchup, Becky got some caramel apples (no, you did!), lays BBQ chips (great choice for a BBQ), "hamburger bread or hamburger buns"", Already made potato salad, feta salad, sum already cooked potato wedges, Hershey chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows for smoores, sum ranch and sum already cooked macaroni and cheese.

Amber records herself riding around in her scooter while leaving the store, like are you fucking kidding me!? This feels like something you would see from one of the satire channels. It's at 5:23. I honestly find the casualness of it all hilarious. When she gets to the car, she finally showed the damage to it. Someone dinged the shit out of the side of her passenger door. There was also damage near the bottom that prevented the door from opening, but that was fixed. In short, HATE CRIME!

Jumpcut! Becky is seen squatting like a sumo wrestler while petting this absolutely adorable cat named Hermione. I'm very impress that this big woman can squat for so long, but damn is her body disgusting. Amber says some nonsense to Eric about his facial expression being a meme and he's now confused. Amber pets the cat too and Eric makes a comment about it's butthole being "swoled". Huh? Becky tried to offload this stray cat onto her relatives because it's going to get cold soon. Her uncle or whoever the fuck that redneck is makes her look stupid by saying "how did animals survive for millions of years?" The cat probably has a litter and is pregnant. I know you guys don't care, but yeah. New scene where Rickie makes a cameo cooking burgers while homosexual music plays in the background. Amber shows off her plate that has small portions, but well all damn well know this bitch will be going back for seconds, thirds, and fourths! The plate contains a cheeseburger, some potato wedges, pasta salad, and a small bit of macaroni and cheese. There's some amber cringe singing to Brittany Spear's "Toxic". They sit around the bonfire for most of the footage. Video end with Eric licking a marshmallow on a stick in a suggestive manner. That's all.
 

thejackal

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New scene. Amber is outside and she's panting from walking around. Blames it and the coughing on her allergies being bad. They're having a BBQ and she must go to the store with Becky to pick up some things. Hamber admits to sitting in a scooter while at Walmart. In her cart is "Great Value!" processed burger things, sum ketchup, Becky got some caramel apples (no, you did!), lays BBQ chips (great choice for a BBQ), "hamburger bread or hamburger buns"", Already made potato salad, feta salad, sum already cooked potato wedges, Hershey chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows for smoores, sum ranch and sum already cooked macaroni and cheese.

AKA the "morbidly obese southerner goes to a BBQ starter pack". Hopefully the shit tier burgers were alright, the rest of that crap was probably already at the BBQ and home made. Making fattening ____ salad is a recipe Becky's family no doubt has down pat.
 

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