perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had -

How many are you down for?

  • 0

    Votes: 131 11.8%
  • 1

    Votes: 577 52.1%
  • 2

    Votes: 240 21.7%
  • 3~5

    Votes: 98 8.9%
  • 6 or more

    Votes: 61 5.5%

  • Total voters
    1,107

Dork Of Ages

The E of Joshua C. Moon
kiwifarms.net
Living in Bongland, I'm assuming I can just use something like Revolut to send payment? I've never used any of these services before.

I would appreciate clarification from any users, thanks! :)
I've had a look on the Revolut app and it does let you transfer money to the US. I've not done it myself but unless you have a premium or metal account they usually charge a fee on foreign transfers. You'll need the Farms' account number and routing number (which I'm guessing is their equivalent to our sort-codes?) but it does look easy enough.
I used TransferWise with their debit card to buy from the last two merch runs. Registering an account and keeping money with them is free, and after any paid fees from transfering and conversion, you can spend on USD for free. However, they currently have a fee to issue the debit card nowadays (unless you are an Aussie).
 
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LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
kiwifarms.net
Payment Options
Credit / checking will be accepted.

Cryptocurrency will be accepted, but it will have to be processed manually. You will have to email/dm me your details and I will set the order for you after I receive the crypto.
So here's a question I have. Where exactly are we purchasing them from? If paying by credit or check, we will be on a safe platform that won't get hacked so that the info of who bought the coins won't be spilled out everywhere?
 

NyQuilninja

drink me
kiwifarms.net
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
In the golden years newfaggots like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Christian boy.

Newfaggots like you and this kind of newfaggotry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? You’re ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a newfaggot like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.
 

TVStactic

kiwifarms.net
Is there any possibility of outside interference? You know there are people literally champing at the bit for a chance to fuck you over yet again.
well yes but technically no.

from what i've seen only one country is pissed off at null and burgerland is seething but money IS money (else chink investors woulda been booted long time), other parts of the world? nope, no way they can interfere and if anything i'd say jersh shoulda consider fedEx, it sends to almost every part of the world and my aliexpress stuff comes at no cost at all from both the sender and reciever. i guess null should ask the buyer about his land of origin since it varies per place, my customs will let it pass no problemo because it's silver and it's a fucking coin so it be shipped as a collectors item, my state doesn't charge import fees at all but they may charge for the other huekiwis that may live in states that do that shit.
Suprised Josh hasn't talked about how every coin comes with a chip that automatically posts a thread about every customer with their KF username and shipping info, I thought it was a novel feature
if it allows me to rate kiwiniggers with deviant and DRINK then i'm cool with that.

~le salt~
you asked and you are acting surprised? bitch please.
 
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Mr.Logistics

kiwifarms.net
The Price
~$42.80 per coin, or $17.76 over spot.


Based off of an estimated 500 round sales, I have split the price of production by that number.

Spot Price (Locking in on ~Monday)
+ $4.30 for striking fees,
+ $0.60 for coin capsule,
+ $1.83 for die development (split),
+ $0.34 for artwork (split),
+ $0.72 for shipping (split),
+ $9.97 markup
= $17.76, or $42.80 at current spot.

If these 500 sell out, I will look at where we're at and open up again.

This does not include shipping. See below.


Payment Options
Credit / checking will be accepted.

Cryptocurrency will be accepted, but it will have to be processed manually. You will have to email/dm me your details and I will set the order for you after I receive the crypto.


Delivery
IF YOU WORK IN LOGISTICS OR MERCHANDISE READ PLEASE
I cannot start the run until I figure this out.


The cost of overseas shipping is ridiculous from the US and I want to do something different this time. I can probably ask the mint guys to split the order to two different continents. It is being produced by a group in Singapore and will be shipped from there. I have not a fucking clue how I am going to price for shipping.

As a measure of last resort I can just send the silver to a guy I know in the US who can do fulfillment. I can also ship to myself, but I'm wary of import fees. This will really eat into my margins and it will jack up the price of orders overseas. This seems kind of ridiculous too because the order is already starting out in the old world.

For the love of fucking god if you have a sensible idea for how to get these to people for less than the cost of the fucking silver I am begging you to tell me what your idea is.

If I am not too late, could you please contact me via my registered email so we can discuss logistics.
Cheers


Never mind I know how I can do this without power leveling too much. As I am coming from a background of supply chain and operations close-ish to the manufacturing of the coins.

Here is the good news, I checked out to see if you would have to do pallet/skid/crate shipping and you don't at the current count of 500 coins which would weigh in at roughly 15kgs in total. If you make more than 1200 coins at once then this would have to be reassessed.

You need to bulkship the coins to a single location, a warehouse/DC as the import costs are then distributed across all the coins. From there you will have to worry about storage fees from commercial warehouses, or if you have someone you can trust and is autistic enough to sit down and individually package each order then this cost can be cut.

Australia and Singapore currently have a travel bubbling being established and more than likely will decrease the time in customs for packages coming and going from there. So Australia is an option if you're wanting speed. The speediest option would be finding a DC in Singapore but again costs.

From there people will have to pay for individual postage for their order which won't affect the larger cost of the coins and is up to their own discretion if they want to pay it. Example

Also a few questions that will help me help you with this:
How is the manufacure shipping the coins? eg are they in individual boxes or in one box in the cases.
Do you have some kind of secure system that will get order details from customers?
How much do you care about accuracy of the order fulfillment? (eg do you want a single person to be responsible for fuck ups or multiple)
How are you going to communicate order details to where the stock is being held?
 
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NyQuilninja

drink me
kiwifarms.net
well yes but technically no.

from what i've seen only one country is pissed off at null and burgerland is seething but money IS money (else chink investors woulda been booted long time), other parts of the world? nope, no way they can interfere and if anything i'd say jersh shoulda consider fedEx, it sends to almost every part of the world and my aliexpress stuff comes at no cost at all from both the sender and reciever. i guess null should ask the buyer about his land of origin since it varies per place, my customs will let it pass no problemo because it's silver and it's a fucking coin so it be shipped as a collectors item, my state doesn't charge import fees at all but they may charge for the other huekiwis that may live in states that do that shit.

if it allows me to rate kiwiniggers with deviant and DRINK then i'm cool with that.


you asked and you are acting surprised? bitch please.
What the fuck are talking about? Are you retard?
 

Frung Wex

Everything I post is a lie
kiwifarms.net
I found another site that's selling kiwi farms coins, will let u guys know about the quality/material when they arrive in 6-8 weeks

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frari

kiwifarms.net
$42.80 at current spot
As this is to raise funds you should bump it up to $49.95. You should aim for closer to a 50% markup instead of ~25%. I'm sure most would be happy to do this as just about all other avenues of supporting you is banned.

For the love of fucking god if you have a sensible idea for how to get these to people for less than the cost of the fucking silver I am begging you to tell me what your idea is.
I would be happy to help with shipping to people in AU and NZ. Cost would be AU$9.40 (or less depending on numbers) , https://auspost.com.au/sending/satchels-and-packaging/prepaid-satchels-envelopes

AU$11.20 to NZ
 
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