Perhaps this is too spergy for the Kiwi Farms, but would anyone be interested in... -

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Would you participate in a Mafia on the Kiwi Farm?

  • Yes

    Votes: 19 44.2%
  • No

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Depends (time commitments, Internet troubles, etc)

    Votes: 13 30.2%
  • I don't know

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Participate? I want to run a Mafia myself!

    Votes: 2 4.7%

  • Total voters
    43

Silver

(not actually volcel)
kiwifarms.net
... forum mafia?

I've done this many other times at many other forums and it's a shitton of fun.

By "forum mafia" I'm referring to the party game Mafia, also known in some variants as Werewolf, Murder, etc. It's a real-life party game where one or more people is/are chosen by a "game master" as Mafia, and usually everyone else is Innocent. During the game's "night", the Mafia awaken and choose who to kill. That person then dies and is unable to participate in the "day" discussion. During the "day" discussion, all members vote on who they believe to be Mafia, and the person they vote for is then killed. It is the Mafia's goal to get all the Innocents killed, and the Innocents' goal to vote out the Mafia.

... Such is the basics, anyway. Mafia has been adapted to the Internet such that all sorts of crazy roles are possible. Internet Mafia can also be themed - I'm participating in a Pokémon-themed Mafia right now, and the same forum is also running an SSBB Mafia. With as many members as the Kiwi Farms have, we could potentially get one hell of a great Mafia game going.

You know, assuming people are interested. It's kind of most popular among kids - I always played it at Girl Scout camp, for instance. But forum Mafia has the potential to include unique logic that is a bit harder to work with in verbal, real-life Mafia. You have a good couple days in real time to go through logical discussions about the progression of the game. (Or you can just vote people with no logic, I guess, but I find the logical discussions more fun, personally.)
 

Andrew Noel Schaefer

Mentally ill goblin who only talks about soda.
Person of Interest
kiwifarms.net
I would like this, assuming my role can be the Cowboy Doll.

I do nothing but just sit there and do Toy Story shit at night. The Werewolf never seems to notice.

I win if anything happens.
 

Ancani

uwu flower emoji
kiwifarms.net
Definitely sounds fun. I can't guarantee I'd be able to play if it became a reality, since my schedule next quarter is super full, but I'm interested!
 

Artard

Feels dispenser
kiwifarms.net
What if the Mafia spergs out and gets banned before he or she is revealed?

Thes are the kiwi farms, this is a serious possibility here.
 

Silver

(not actually volcel)
kiwifarms.net
You know that's a good point I didn't even consider that (mostly cause no one's gotten banned during Mafia in any other forum. We had both the Mafia quit one time, though). I honestly don't know. I don't want to say anyone can't play because of ban likelihood, but.
 
H

HG 400

Guest
kiwifarms.net
I'll play but only if it's themed.

Tumblrinas and /b/tards?
Gamergaters and Gawker Shills?
Kiwis and Peppy Alts?

... furries and chlorine-gassers?


edit ; also, lol, "too spergy for kiwi farms". Oh my poor sweet summer child.
 

DeagleDad420

kiwifarms.net
I probably wouldn't participate in it but I would enjoy being a spectator.

Mafia is one of those games for me that's more fun to spectate than actually play.
 

Silver

(not actually volcel)
kiwifarms.net
Perhaps the inaugural Mafia could be lolcow themed, yes. I might need some assistance picking the best lolcows, though, and coming up with decent roles for 'em haha
 

Arctic

Grave robber of the internet
kiwifarms.net
Maybe we could all play as obsessed Lolcows at a prolonged Sonic convention. One half thinks that Sonic Boom is good, so the detractors kill one of them each night. :epik:
 

Sammy

Exhibits no Islamic behavior once given McNuggets
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
CWCville is being harassed by a gosh darn no good troll! someone has used their anime magic powers to turn Sonichu's arms blue (despite having yellow fur), and the Mayor(ess) is awful upset! HeShe is going to place the individual on trial and brutally execute them for their crimes against GodBear, but he doesn't know who was the dang dirty troll! (also Magichan is high or too busy fucking trannies to be bothered or something, his Deus Ex plot device for instantly knowing these things like a Mary Sue is disabled), so its up to the CWCville residents (as well as outside support from Deagle Nation, TJChurch and... golden... knight, I admit, I don't really know his schtick too well) to figure out who the dastardly troll is and bring them before Christian(tina) Weston Chandler for their brutal and graphically intense punishment.
 
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Pikonic

Don’t worry about the mask I’m vaccinated
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
FUCK YES MAFIA!

We played at my old pool job when nobody showed up because of rain. I own BANG and Ultimate Warewolf, which expands on the original, but Mafia is great because of how simple it is.
I'll be watching this thread for details.
 
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