Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[minecraftismywaifu]

I just remembered this person after looking here so here we go. IDK if it truly fits in here but he was definitely s furry (had his own species as well which basically raped everything)

I used to be friends with this guy, got introduced to him after he made an edgy comment on someone's art. He was the type of guy who'd "critique" people's art by basically shouting insults at them. He was a giant Christian and would often tell me about it and say "every time I look at my friend list and I see my friends who aren't Christian, I cry because I know they're not going to heaven" and other things like that. He liked to role play, a lot, the furry kind as well and would often threaten people to role play with him.

I was put into his furend group (a fat guy with a ferret fursona, friend's ex-girlfriend, some underaged warrior cat fan, a depressed stick and a depressed woman who kept telling us about her H cup breasts) and it was going pretty well. He then forced depressed woman out of the group after she vented a bit, sexually harassed her other friend out, called his girlfriend an ugly bitch and other things until she dumped him, forced warrior cat fan into sexual role plays, said that depressed stick was depressed because he didn't believe in JESUS, asked me, warrior cat fan and depressed woman to date him immediately after his girlfriend dumped him and many more things.

Eventually, he went full bible humper and made a journal on DA where he said "I LOVE YOU FRIENDS BUT YOU'RE ALL RETARDS FOR NOT BELIEVING IN JESUS, YOU'RE NOT WORTH MY TIME SO IM DELETING EVERYTHING!" And that was the last I ever heard of him.

Also he liked to torture animals and had some shitty ocs which he flaunted as deep because he used big words for them.

 

[Yutyrannus]

kinning out of our race

Smash Bros roleplay group

gender dysphoria

most of us were somewhat mentally ill or disabled

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Tumblr fucked me up so I still use a lot of terminology lmao. Also at the time I was a kin person... it was bad & really embarrassing.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Tell us more about your creamed corn fetish, do it.

 

[BillyGoat2]

Tell us more about your creamed corn fetish, do it.

Corn you say?

Spoiler: Corn

 

[Weenus Salesman]

There was one guy on Tumblr I met through an ex-friend that was doing commissions. His art was pretty okay so I decided to check him out
I click on his blog to find this:

This was around the time Spencer getting hit got big, hence the timestamp.
And if you're wondering if anyone actually did pay the money for these, you're right.

Spoiler: Nazi Punching

That'll show them Nazis, amirite?

 

[John Furrman]

View attachment 266136 Alright, I'm going to mention someone I've mentioned before. I could easily put them in the personal Tumblr lolcows page, but since they're mostly a furry now & got driven off of Tumblr it might as well go here. Sorry about how long this is, I just happened to waste 2 years of my time dealing with this person's shit and I'm still mad about it.

Spoiler

Their name is Robin, and they're 15 years old. I'm not going to mention their DeviantART because I don't want them sperging on me about how I'm a terrible racist person after the dozens of times I've had to put up with that. They're kind of a piece of shit, even for a 15 year old. Keep in mind, I really don't remember a lot about how they treated me in specific - just how they treated others. Some incidents I also don't have specific details of because I either blocked them out or just can't recall what exactly happened.

We met from a Smash Bros roleplay group another one of my friends had made (said friend will be mentioned later). I don't remember a lot of stuff from that time period, but they were about 12 or 13 at the time... they seemed pretty nice at first, but eventually that group dissolved and some members (including them) were merged into another friend group. This is where the warning signs started coming in.
We'd play Smash 4 a lot, and at the time I had really bad paranoia, so I used to think whenever everyone was attacking me at once it was a personal attack. They would poke fun at this and mock me for it on calls, and would continue even when told not to. They would sometimes say that other members of the group yelled at them whenever they were called out for their shitty behaviour. There was a time where they had a crush on one of our other friends, and when they were rejected they went berserk and left the group. Some time after that, we lost contact with them for about a year until a reconciliation in... late 2015?
Another group chat was made, this one much smaller with some people they'd add in on occassion and like 7 consistent members - for anonymity's sake, I'll refer to them as P, C, L, A, S and R. P and R were some of Robin's friends from a Warrior Cats forum. L and A were real life siblings, and A was part of the original Smash Bros group. S was the founder of the roleplay group. I don't remember how C was introduced to the group, and it's not an important detail. All of these people except for A and I had private conversations with Robin (I was too anxious to DM them; this'll be important later). We all trusted each other a lot, so we knew a lot about each other - including addresses. The person who interacted the most with Robin was L, and as such L ended up being the target of their rage - even after it all went down.
I'm going to mention now that L is a disabled adult, both physically and mentally - most of us were somewhat mentally ill or disabled, but L in specific was often taken advantage of due to their disabilities. They were often emotionally manipulative, and made fun of L and I for not graduating high school - in the same breath, they'd say something about wanting to drop out and be a hooker or something. If they did insult us, it was usually brushed off and they'd go back to their "I LOVE EVERYONE <3 <3 <3" behaviour. They once got mad at S and I for kinning out of our race and making white people jokes and instead of refusing to explain why it was wrong to us, they just berated us with insults and called us racist. They're white as well, and did the same thing. I couldn't take the insults, and ended up leaving the chat - they said something about me being unable to be called out for being racist when that wasn't even the main issue; the main issue was their general aggression towards me, which I theorize is because I'm a trans man. The only other person they treated similarly was S, also a trans man - for all I know, it could've also been because we were too anxious to talk to them. I'd say in September, some time after this, they completely flipped out due to personal drama with C and left the group. L, R, C and P tried to confront them on this, as well as other bad behaviours, and they gave some forced apologies and began to complain about it on their Tumblr once it was all said and done. During this time, S, A and I were completely in the dark and we were concerned about them. Someone they added into the group ended up leaking our conversation, showing our concern for their safety, to them and then they did a 180 on their vent blog. Some screenshots from that;

Spoiler: Vent blog screenshots

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Spoiler: Other screenshots from the fallout

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The excuse for most of these meltdowns was PTSD and the fact they were/are abused by their parents. They refused to be held accountable for what they said to us, including not respecting our identities if we had some kind of gender dysphoria (They misgendered L once when they were mad, and the screenshot below is them referring to me as a female after the fallout despite knowing about my gender dysphoria). R and P actually ended up telling us that they had a pattern of doing things like this, and the two of them had known Robin for about 5 years. They also didn't think anything they were doing was actually wrong or somehow their fault, and that everything could be chalked up to their mental illness.

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This is from... I'd say May, and is about me in specific. In March, there was an incident where they joined a public Discord server and I felt unsafe due to their precense, and mentioned needing to leave because of the things they did to both my friends and myself. There was a whole talk with the mods, and this was the message relayed to me:

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They ended up sending themselves fake anon hate and tried to play it off as if it was from me, saying something along the lines of "sylvie i know you sent this because youre mad about me calling you a racist come off anon you pussy bitch " I didn't forgive them for treating the group like shit, but I wasn't going to send them anon hate, especially since at the time I was afraid of them and made it very clear in the Discord chat.
Nothing happened in April. Then in May, someone they were dating/still date got called out for being an abuser, faking a DID system, and being racist and transphobic; this all took place in another group chat. Guess whose Skype name I happened to recognize in the screenshots?
Instead of letting it slip by, I pointed out who they were and was able to get a bunch of screenshots from L regarding their past behaviour. I gave them to someone who called out Robin's boyfriend, and it was now out in the open. They eventually left Tumblr after a forced apology for being transphobic to a specific user; keep in mind, I included details from my friend group's past abuse, including past transphobia towards L, S and I, and we got nothing in return.

They remade DeviantARTs a few times (one was their Tumblr username, and the other I accidentally found while the rest of the group was talking about someone else) and are now hanging out in various furry roleplay groups as well as working on their "story", mentioned in the second link. I'm shocked they have so many friends, especially since I do have it mentioned on my DeviantART and Tumblr that they're a shitty person and I don't want to associate with anyone who happens to be buddy-buddy with them.

you let a 15 year old kid rile your ass up really bad.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

you let a 15 year old kid rile your ass up really bad.

What can I say? It was the retard battle arena.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Some golem ass looking nigglet confessed to a fellow class mate that he'd fuck a literal elephant.

 

[Weenus Salesman]

Some golem ass looking nigglet confessed to a fellow class mate that he'd fuck a literal elephant.

Like...unironically, no joke?
What's the full story? I must know

 

[NumberingYourState]

Like...unironically, no joke?
What's the full story? I must know

He was some weeb that did everything unnecessarily gross even for a weeb, like keeping raw crawfish in his backpack and spent at least two days sperging about oddly shaped dick fossils. He was an implied asexual reproduction fetisher according to a biology teacher.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

He was an implied asexual reproduction fetisher according to a biology teacher.

That's a thing...? How in the fuck are you able to fetishize asexual reproduction?

 

[Weenus Salesman]

That's a thing...? How in the fuck are you able to fetishize asexual reproduction?

Hot

 

[panko]

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I don't know why I deserved this, but I got a friend request from this thing the other day.
Evidently someone in real life at a bubble tea place took pics of him and posted them on 4chan? This is according to the embedded video. I would like to see them.

 

[Dahmer]

My personal favorite who I check on every few months. Her FurAffinity profile says it all.

 

[Weenus Salesman]

My personal favorite who I check on every few months. Her FurAffinity profile says it all.

>Not a furry
>Has a Weasly and a SoFurry account
>Posts a fucking text skyscraper for an FA page

 

[panko]

>Not a furry

Wtf is this trend of furries being like, "I'm not a furry... per se."
Like how autistic do you have to be to be a furry and then claim you're not a furry?

 

[NumberingYourState]

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Wtf is this trend of furries being like, "I'm not a furry... per se."
Like how autistic do you have to be to be a furry and then claim you're not a furry?

"I kinda do this thing called 'half-masturbation' where I can be seen as less exceptional and gross for pleasing myself to furry pornography."

 

[BillyGoat2]

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Wtf is this trend of furries being like, "I'm not a furry... per se."
Like how autistic do you have to be to be a furry and then claim you're not a furry?

Top right.

 

[Awkwafina]

There was this girl I met, she was in the same MMO guild as I was and long story short within 10 minutes of conversing with her she was my favorite person for all the wrong reasons.

She sounded incredibly feminine only to tell everyone, proudly and loudly, that she was trans and everyone needed to respect her pronouns. Okay, whatever people wanna do that's fine and I'll respect him if that's what he wants, but then the next day she proceeded to @ everyone in the entire fucking discord about said pronouns and made a huge deal about it. She DM'd the GM and his wife, she would screencap whenever people would call her by female pronouns and sent them to GM and wife about the "disrespect" and "harassment" she was facing yet everyone in the guild was more than accommodating and kind to her? The only time people would ever use female pronouns was when they'd be drunk and in voice on discord because again, she sounds extremely feminine and made absolutely no attempt to hide or deepen her voice.

Around this time my boyfriend noticed that someone new had joined the guild FB group but he didn't know who the fuck it was because their profile picture was just a fursuit head. At the same time some random person started following some social media accounts of mine and I also didn't know who the fuck it was because again, their profile picture was just a fursuit head. Eventually he put two and two together and realized with horror that the new dude in the guild was a trans furry. My boyfriend asked her out right if that was her and she said it was and the silence in the discord that followed was extremely uncomfortable. From that point onward she would always loudly and proudly and without an ounce of shame talk about being a furry and show her shitty furry art off like it was the Mona Lisa. I've seen two year olds who can draw cat anatomy better. She'd also talk about wanting to have sex with an octopus? Like entirely seriously. Or she'd talk about yiffing, also entirely seriously, like everyone else in the discord wanted to see/hear/think about that shit. Her social awareness was just so goddamn low I've honestly never met someone like her. Another thing she'd do was go on rants about furries and being a furry and how hard life was for her and how oppressed she was because of it.

Also, she was really fat and never showed a single picture of herself without the fursuit on and one time she took a picture of her dinner which was one of those nasty Pasta Sides bullshit with the caption "I'm doing so good! I didn't wanna go get nasty fast food for dinner tonight so I got this instead haha." Like she'd always talk about her healthy food and it was never ever any healthier than the shit she'd usually eat which honestly was always Taco Bell? She talked about going to Taco Bell at least three times a week.

Eventually this all culminated into months of people hating the fuck out of her and then some serious detective work ended in the GM's wife calling her out for being fake trans and using male pronouns to hit on the dudes in the discord/guild. It was wild. I still follow her on tumblr because she's truly the gift that keeps on giving as she's now gone back to using female pronouns and has assumed a different name and a completely new personality yet she's still peddling her same shitty art? I don't get it.