Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

Orc Girls Make Due

Will likely suck your dick, Resident Schizo
True & Honest Fan
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Agreed, nothing I posted is meaningful.



Ehhh yeah might have slacked on archiving. Need to do that.

One more thing I noticed. On his ED, there's the link for a deleted video he did featuring a Lolcow, 2 Gryphon. Probably nothing again but friends maybe?
This guy dates back to Albinoblacksheep days, look about some more. He's benign at best. He memes at worst and just likes the characters it seems like. That's just been his thing for years.

 

Zoetrope

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I made a not so good topic about this guy but damn he ticks so many of the boxes, including being furry
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[spoiler[ pedo content but also furry
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tl;dr older guy I use to be friends with years ago until it turned out he was insane pedo/furry along with many other terrible qualities.
 

Cable

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I made a not so good topic about this guy but damn he ticks so many of the boxes, including being furry
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He wants to fuck the mouse from An American Tale.
pedo content but also furry
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tl;dr older guy I use to be friends with years ago until it turned out he was insane pedo/furry along with many other terrible qualities. He's in his mid 30s now, never had a real job, lives at home on SSI where he just masturbates or plays games.
going through your post history, you seem strangely fixated to this person, attached for as long as five years ago. I'm with Just a Butt on this, what is your relationship with this person? They hardly seem worthy of a thread that you started yesterday, as well as your general attachment to them since 2016.
 

Zoetrope

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going through your post history, you seem strangely fixated to this person, attached for as long as five years ago. I'm with Just a Butt on this, what is your relationship with this person? They hardly seem worthy of a thread that you started yesterday, as well as your general attachment to them since 2016.
I go into in the thread but maybe you are right. I have a lot of bad memories associated with this person and felt validation in making a topic about him but maybe that wasn't a good idea.
 

PirateLordRidley

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Wanted to post about a furfag I've kept some tabs on for his clown behavior and finally decided to dig for. You might already know him because of his Star Fox fan cartoon that was popular for ten minutes before normies stopped giving a shit. All that remains of the fanbase now are autistically-devoted furries, nostalgia-wankers because it’s trying painfully hard to be old school, or the suckers who donated to a crappy project that hasn’t seen its second episode in almost five years. Sound familiar?

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Matthew Gafford, better known as Fredryk Phox. Ancient furfag who’s been in the fandom since age 11 (see bottom gallery, bet your ass furs tried to groom him then) and creator of Star Fox the Animated Series A Fox in Space (lol Nintendo deletes AM2R but not the furry cartoon).

First, his Twitter. Most of it seems to be basic millennial-tier infantilism, bitching, or gatekeeping. And it can’t be a furry Twitter without virtue signaling and narcissism.

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There's a noticeable amount of his fanfiction OC version of Wolf who, if you’ve watched the first episode and clips, is trying to rape Fox.

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We get it, Fred, you jerk it to Wolf.

Second, his Twitch. He’s got a FaceRig for some of his characters.

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Don't know the hyena. Guessing an OC or some other furfag’s character who paid to be in episode 2 (lol never coming out).

Conspiracy theory: There's something about his voice in these streams I found off (example). Could just be him being just creepy, but someone I talked this with said he sounds like he's lowkey voicing Wolf alongside the FaceRig as a form of roleplay with his viewers (he voices most of the main characters). Like, he keeps the drawl he uses while voicing Wolf. I watched a vid of him on his YouTube and they do sound different, but that could be for other reasons. If he really is doing that it sounds predatory, especially given the average Twitch user is under 18, which wouldn't feel OOC for a guy with that face.

There's also his Discord for the show but not much to say about it. Just infested with furries and has a rule where you have to be sixteen to join the server (which does nothing).

Apart from being a whiny narc, I'm getting a couple red flags from this guy.

Will post a followup if I’m bothered to dig more. But if he has dirt he knows to hide it because there's really not much about him online.

Unassorted screenshots:

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Links to his shit:




https://www.furaffinity.net/user/fredrykphox/ << Clean but he could just have his porn on a secret account.


ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Fredryk_Phox
I know this guy hangs out in VR Chat as well as his Wolf model. Seen screenshots, but this was months ago, I don't have them on hand.
 

Thotalicious Chris

Cry about it!!
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I go into in the thread but maybe you are right. I have a lot of bad memories associated with this person and felt validation in making a topic about him but maybe that wasn't a good idea.

I've been sitting on all of this for a long time but maybe I should ease up, I don't know. I thought I'd feel better posting it all but I don't.
Well, here’s the first thing you should know, and I’m not going to be an asshole about it, unless you also touch kids- we’re not your personal army, nor are we qualified to be your therapist. We can’t help you get over this person and your issues with them in the relation ship you had (romantic, sexual, familial, etc.). That isn’t our job as a forum nor our place. We just cyber bully and laugh at people who are awful human beings and don’t have the self awareness to realize they’re awful, or if they do realize they reek of shit, they ignore it.

I’d suggest you book an appointment with a good therapist (assuming this is the United States of America). It might be a little harder in southern states, but I think it’d be worth your while to invest money into people who know what they’re talking about rather then random internet people. Look, I don’t know you, but for anyone, this is a great start.

Let me reiterate- we’re not your personal army or your therapist, but you should actually invest into improving yourself with actual professionals in real life.
 

Gaymead

"Just giving this thirsty bird a cup of water."
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Birdiicide, tranny butt-buddy and art-disciple of Sqrlyjack, who's kept their account locked for months (though, I'm not entirely too sure about that, needless to say that the account ) and when they (briefly) unlocked their account, I found these retweets that I thought were rather funny of her, and the fact these two juxtapose one another makes it even more hilarious:
archive of Tweets themselves 1st, 2nd
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It's Ma'an!!!
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Mikoyan

Armenian Wheeler-Dealer
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Birdiicide, tranny butt-buddy and art-disciple of Sqrlyjack, who's kept their account locked for months (though, I'm not entirely too sure about that, needless to say that the account ) and when they (briefly) unlocked their account, I found these retweets that I thought were rather funny of her, and the fact these two juxtapose one another makes it even more hilarious:
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It's Ma'an!!!
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"makes me want to kms"

Why is that always the only societally-destructive whim they deny themselves?
 

PrimeReab

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I'm still not seeing why you'd post this, what has Ifus done that has made her a "lolcow" to you? Just curious.
She's fat, has sex with multiple people in an "open" relationship, her husband beats her and she once told everyone on Tumblr years ago before removing it and never speaking of it again. She has a superiority complex and thinks she's the center of the universe, yet she just sells stickers and weird fetish porn commissions on FA while covering that up with an innocent looking website about herself. I can retrieve some of her art, if you'd like.
 

Cable

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She's fat, has sex with multiple people in an "open" relationship, her husband beats her and she once told everyone on Tumblr years ago before removing it and never speaking of it again. She has a superiority complex and thinks she's the center of the universe, yet she just sells stickers and weird fetish porn commissions on FA while covering that up with an innocent looking website about herself. I can retrieve some of her art, if you'd like.
literally none of that makes her worthy of even "personal lolcow" status, she just sounds like the average furfag vore artist who at one point had relationship issues years ago to be honest. Your posts just reek of A-logging her for some reason.
 

Uncle Warren

True & Honest Fan
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She's fat, has sex with multiple people in an "open" relationship, her husband beats her and she once told everyone on Tumblr years ago before removing it and never speaking of it again. She has a superiority complex and thinks she's the center of the universe, yet she just sells stickers and weird fetish porn commissions on FA while covering that up with an innocent looking website about herself. I can retrieve some of her art, if you'd like.
Hello nigger.

Either post something viable or toss yourself into a fucking woodchipper.
 

Dahmer

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She's fat, has sex with multiple people in an "open" relationship, her husband beats her and she once told everyone on Tumblr years ago before removing it and never speaking of it again. She has a superiority complex and thinks she's the center of the universe, yet she just sells stickers and weird fetish porn commissions on FA while covering that up with an innocent looking website about herself. I can retrieve some of her art, if you'd like.
The last time Ifus had relevant drama was like 12 years ago when she chimped out over getting critiqued. Also real fucking weird to think someone who's a victim of domestic abuse is a lolcow cause of it.

You sound like you have a chip on your shoulder.
 

Vault

True & Honest Fan
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Not really a personal lolcow as I just found this guy last night, but apparently a notorious suit flipper (buying suits, selling them a few months later with much higher prices), scammer and pulls constant suicide threat posts whenever someone calls him out.

They're so notorious for this that any time they post on twitter about "I sent an offer!" on someone selling a suit, people will reply begging the seller to not give them it. It's pretty great seeing the makers reply "I won't, thanks for telling me". They come across as horribly spoiled and using the suits as a pure status symbol, so nah, if I made anything like that I'd rather it go to someone who genuinely cares about it.

I found them through this suicide post, which is gone now, but I managed to get a screenshot.
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Now, usually furries love posts like that because they can jump to the whole "No you're beautiful and we love you please don't do it!!!!" positivity shit, but it was refreshing to see most of the replies weren't putting up with it.


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Do you remember those 'designer' suits a while ago, where they all had a weird brand mark on them and they were priced high? Yeah, owns one of those.
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Just Another Anon

INTERNET AUTIST ARCHAEOLOGIST
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Not really a personal lolcow as I just found this guy last night, but apparently a notorious suit flipper (buying suits, selling them a few months later with much higher prices), scammer and pulls constant suicide threat posts whenever someone calls him out.

They're so notorious for this that any time they post on twitter about "I sent an offer!" on someone selling a suit, people will reply begging the seller to not give them it. It's pretty great seeing the makers reply "I won't, thanks for telling me". They come across as horribly spoiled and using the suits as a pure status symbol, so nah, if I made anything like that I'd rather it go to someone who genuinely cares about it.

I found them through this suicide post, which is gone now, but I managed to get a screenshot.

Now, usually furries love posts like that because they can jump to the whole "No you're beautiful and we love you please don't do it!!!!" positivity shit, but it was refreshing to see most of the replies weren't putting up with it.





Do you remember those 'designer' suits a while ago, where they all had a weird brand mark on them and they were priced high? Yeah, owns one of those.
We all know why he "attempted" suicide. This is that suicidal stair flinging dragon tier shit. You say you "attempted" suicide for attention. You do suicide if you are actually suicidal.

I like how when they do something wrong they don't own up to it and it always comes to one of two options. Apologize and virtue signal or say you aren't in the right mindset and bait suicide while virtue signaling.
 

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