Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

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Found this fella while clicking through twitter, and oh sweet baby jesus, what a freak.
Pampered CackleRoar (what a mouthful) subscribes to your standard twitter-brand identity politics. What sets him apart is the fact that he is an unabashed diaperfurry who constantly goes on unhinged rants about shitting himself while posting selfies (said selfies often including diapers being shat in.)
Below is a tiny sampling of what one can expect from our good friend:

Spoiler: Censored :)

His gaming and streaming setup... And bedroom.

Spoiler: where do i even start

His 'restock.' Why he feels the need to treat twitter as his personal blog is beyond me.

Spoiler: DOPE snapback

I really needed to hear political takes from someone who shits himself and posts it online.

Spoiler: "I HATE THIS COUNTRY"

Spoiler: Who is "Daddy?"

His twitter:

https://twitter.com/SmellyHyenasaur

Not sure how I'd go about archiving this lunacy, but I feel like this guy's probably threadworthy in his own right.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Lmao holy fuck I remember that dude. Posted about him before the name change back in 2017.

Gross that I had to be reminded of his existence. He used to go by completely different names "Pampertush/Dubbybutt/Skreamlol/TacticalPampers/MushtushDraggywings/Dubcub"

 

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Lmao holy fuck I remember that dude. Posted about him before the name change back in 2017.

Gross that I had to be reminded of his existence. He used to go by completely different names "Pampertush/Dubbybutt/Skreamlol/TacticalPampers/MushtushDraggywings/Dubcub"

"Now, here is the thing, while I may be accepting to my injury there are others who are not, next time you decide to judge someone or "Bully" them because of what they do or have, remember my story, remember that not everyone is like me, remember that I wanted to commit suicide in grade school because of the torment, remember it is reality and a persons life you can make or break by your actions, remember that not everyone is like me, and does not come to terms with their injury, some may even go the lengths as to end their own life. If that ever happens make sure YOU are not the person that causes it,make sure you befriend this person and fill their head with positive thoughts and not negative."

thanks for the inkbunny link. what a wonderful treasure trove of degeneracy.

you cannot make this shit up. why are furries so fucking bad with money

 

[Adamska]

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you cannot make this shit up. why are furries so fucking bad with money

Because they're all mentally ill and trying to force a fetish as a lifestyle.

Also most of them are autistic and so both live off of welfare and/or don't give a shit about budgeting.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Because they're all mentally ill and trying to force a fetish as a lifestyle.

Also most of them are autistic and so both live off of welfare and/or don't give a shit about budgeting.

I believe this conversation has been had before but the biggest furry art whores are very well off with their careers. It's a bit of a weird angle to look at but that's just how it is, but they CAN afford the macro fox/falco gay buttfucking SFM videos.

 

[Adamska]

I believe this conversation has been had before but the biggest furry art whores are very well off with their careers. It's a bit of a weird angle to look at but that's just how it is, but they CAN afford the macro fox/falco gay buttfucking SFM videos.

Is it really well off when you usually live like a bum just so you can blow most of your disposable on shit art? Most pieces cost what, between 50 - 100 bucks for a particularly decent or detailed work? If you choose to live at soviet poverty apartment level, you could buy several shit pieces per month even if you have literally nothing else but welfare.

 

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Is it really well off when you usually live like a bum just so you can blow most of your disposable on shit art? Most pieces cost what, between 50 - 100 bucks for a particularly decent or detailed work? If you choose to live at soviet poverty apartment level, you could buy several shit pieces per month even if you have literally nothing else but welfare.

While I agree that there's a lot of downright impoverished furries, a good number of them do work in tech and other STEM-related fields. That one dude who commissions thousands of dollars of macro Falco X Fox pornography is a Korean dentist or surgeon, if I remember correctly.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Is it really well off when you usually live like a bum just so you can blow most of your disposable on shit art? Most pieces cost what, between 50 - 100 bucks for a particularly decent or detailed work? If you choose to live at soviet poverty apartment level, you could buy several shit pieces per month even if you have literally nothing else but welfare.

You're assuming even people with higher up jobs are willing to sacrifice personal health and comfort to buy porn, something no one can really say anything for or against, and if furries really did do that sort of thing it would be a topic everyone would be on about.

 

[Adamska]

You're assuming even people with higher up jobs are willing to sacrifice personal health and comfort to buy porn, something no one can really say anything for or against, and if furries really did do that sort of thing it would be a topic everyone would be on about.

You'd be shocked at how not uncommon living like that actually is. It's usually drugs, but shitty commissions can be just as addicting. And given the high amount of brain disease this fandom has, that makes it a lot more likely.

Hell, one of the kino examples of that was this one furry who went homeless because he valued shitty commissions over rent.

Like yeah whales exist in the dumbest of places. Some dumb Arabian oilman actually gave DSP a few thousand bucks over a few months as a personal dancing monkey until the stupid bastard refused to jump the hoops. But my experience is any furry seriously in the "community" usually has a lot of disposable income due to living like absolute shit or by living off of others.

 

[AssRock]

Hell, one of the kino examples of that was this one furry who went homeless because he valued shitty commissions over rent.

Oh Allan, he kinda blew the lid off of people who are addicted to commissioning art and spending an insane amount of money doing so.

I sometimes wonder what Artica, Suntattoowolf, KCRavenyote, Meg. and others do for a living that allows for them to commission so many "high tier" artists on a frequent basis. Same with that Blackfang dude who bought so many of Miles-DF's leading spots in his YCHs.

You also can't forget SecreT who blew an inheritance on furry art.

 

[Dahmer]

Oh Allan, he kinda blew the lid off of people who are addicted to commissioning art and spending an insane amount of money doing so.

I sometimes wonder what Artica, Suntattoowolf, KCRavenyote, Meg. and others do for a living that allows for them to commission so many "high tier" artists on a frequent basis. Same with that Blackfang dude who bought so many of Miles-DF's leading spots in his YCHs.

You also can't forget SecreT who blew an inheritance on furry art.

Artica is or was in the Air Force during his peak commissioning. Suntattoowolf is/was his wife (unsure if they're still together).

 

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Artica is or was in the Air Force during his peak commissioning. Suntattoowolf is/was his wife (unsure if they're still together).

they could've done so many things with that money...

 

[TheBigOne]

While I agree that there's a lot of downright impoverished furries, a good number of them do work in tech and other STEM-related fields. That one dude who commissions thousands of dollars of macro Falco X Fox pornography is a Korean dentist or surgeon, if I remember correctly.

IIRC that guy said those were rumours.

 

[Just Another Furgag Alog]

Oh Allan, he kinda blew the lid off of people who are addicted to commissioning art and spending an insane amount of money doing so.

I sometimes wonder what Artica, Suntattoowolf, KCRavenyote, Meg. and others do for a living that allows for them to commission so many "high tier" artists on a frequent basis. Same with that Blackfang dude who bought so many of Miles-DF's leading spots in his YCHs.

You also can't forget SecreT who blew an inheritance on furry art.

I can't forget SecreT because I heard he got nudes from Kabier before she was with Jasonafex, but it's good to know the pedophile also wasted a shit-ton of money.

 

[billydero]

Oh Allan, he kinda blew the lid off of people who are addicted to commissioning art and spending an insane amount of money doing so.

I sometimes wonder what Artica, Suntattoowolf, KCRavenyote, Meg. and others do for a living that allows for them to commission so many "high tier" artists on a frequent basis. Same with that Blackfang dude who bought so many of Miles-DF's leading spots in his YCHs.

You also can't forget SecreT who blew an inheritance on furry art.

I had not heard SecreT wasted his entire inheritance! I do know that he showed a lot of remorse later on because people started calling him a manwhore and accusing him of screwing all the people that he got porn with, in real life.

For Artica and Suntattoowolf, from what I’ve seen they live on the cheap and have a crappy little apartment, and I imagine Articas being in the military means a lot of their staples are cheap down at the PX. They both strike me as being big goofy kids, who will never grow up, so I doubt they’re ever going to regret.

Though for Sun, my guess is that she’s never going to quit because her character is the only way anyone’s ever going to see her as being pretty. The first time I saw a photo of her, I swear to God, I thought it was someone wearing a tiki mask.

 

[Dahmer]

I had not heard SecreT wasted his entire inheritance! I do know that he showed a lot of remorse later on because people started calling him a manwhore and accusing him of screwing all the people that he got porn with, in real life.

Yeah his father had passed away and he inherited a bunch of money that all went to furry porn. It was so bad that at one point he had to put up a fundraiser because he was going to lose his house after losing his job I believe.

He was dating a popular artist at the time (Demicoeur), which may have spurred on the rumors. Rumors were he cheated on her, which prompted their break up.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Yeah his father had passed away and he inherited a bunch of money that all went to furry porn. It was so bad that at one point he had to put up a fundraiser because he was going to lose his house after losing his job I believe.

He was dating a popular artist at the time (Demicoeur), which may have spurred on the rumors. Rumors were he cheated on her, which prompted their break up.

What do these people do job-wise?

 

[Adamska]

What do these people do job-wise?

Runs the gamut, but the common theme is they live like shit or with others so they can have the maximum disposable income possible for their fetish, I mean totally legit lifestyle that isn't just BDSM in denial.

Like I suspect gigantomax Star Fox doctor man almost certainly lives with family, which ain't that weird out in Asia anyway. That's a lot of money saved for porn.

 

[Cable 7]

It's kind of weird seeing a subpar artist people liked to gawk at slowly devolve into a cumbrain gendersperg who has 3 personality traits
1: loves horse cock
2: salazzle fucker
3: communist
That is the ballad of Bad Sheep. Ancient tumblr furry who became irrevelant and deranged over the past couple years. I literally can't say anything aside from that because that is literally what they've devolved into.

 

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It's kind of weird seeing a subpar artist people liked to gawk at slowly devolve into a cumbrain gendersperg who has 3 personality traits
1: loves horse cock
2: salazzle fucker
3: communist
That is the ballad of Bad Sheep. Ancient tumblr furry who became irrevelant and deranged over the past couple years. I literally can't say anything aside from that because that is literally what they've devolved into.

"BadSheep 'Horsecock Slut' McFluffles"