Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

DrDiccPicc

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It's kind of weird seeing a subpar artist people liked to gawk at slowly devolve into a cumbrain gendersperg who has 3 personality traits
1: loves horse cock
2: salazzle fucker
3: communist
That is the ballad of Bad Sheep. Ancient tumblr furry who became irrevelant and deranged over the past couple years. I literally can't say anything aside from that because that is literally what they've devolved into.
Don't forget vorefag. Found that out the hard way.


If you value your eyes don't click that.
 

Effluvial Ooze

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This is going to be a brief post because I can't find the comic that made me want to write this, but sleepy_screen (moderately popular artist, failed twitch streamer) is somebody who has been on my radar for a while. I know people love to throw around "AGP" around here, but I rarely see people that I'm this firmly convinced are AGPs.

Their nsfw Twitter used to be sluttyscreen but no longer exists and isn't on the waybackmachine. The comic I mentioned was a collab with another artist (possibly their girlfriend) where screen's OC rapes a man in a bathroom stall and uses the phrase "turn you into a girl". I wish I could show more evidence of the weird deviant shit because there was plenty of other shit, but it seems to have been scrubbed. On their main Twitter, it's mostly the usual "gssgds I'm so gay., GIRLS" posts you see from Twitter furries and political retweets, but it's notable that all he seems to draw is portraits of women with huge thighs and hips and posts shit about "I think my period is starting".

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Also, skimming their Twitter, sleepy's on the blood pressure med spironolactone. A common side effect of that med is breast growth in men, but I might be reading too much into it and sleepy might genuinely have a genetic tendency for high blood pressure. or they're obese. Sleepy's titty sprinkle pill of choice is progesterone, which has been linked to blood clots and porphyria so it's a great choice for people with high blood pressure. He doesn't seem to be taking it with estrogen (which is apparently the way you're supposed to use it) which leads me to believe they bought it off a random website and don't have the clinically diagnosed dysphoria needed to get prescription hrt.
 

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Green-Machine

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This is going to be a brief post because I can't find the comic that made me want to write this, but sleepy_screen (moderately popular artist, failed twitch streamer) is somebody who has been on my radar for a while. I know people love to throw around "AGP" around here, but I rarely see people that I'm this firmly convinced are AGPs.

Their nsfw Twitter used to be sluttyscreen but no longer exists and isn't on the waybackmachine. The comic I mentioned was a collab with another artist (possibly their girlfriend) where screen's OC rapes a man in a bathroom stall and uses the phrase "turn you into a girl". I wish I could show more evidence of the weird deviant shit because there was plenty of other shit, but it seems to have been scrubbed. On their main Twitter, it's mostly the usual "gssgds I'm so gay., GIRLS" posts you see from Twitter furries and political retweets, but it's notable that all he seems to draw is portraits of women with huge thighs and hips and posts shit about "I think my period is starting".

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Also, skimming their Twitter, sleepy's on the blood pressure med spironolactone. A common side effect of that med is breast growth in men, but I might be reading too much into it and sleepy might genuinely have a genetic tendency for high blood pressure. or they're obese. Sleepy's titty sprinkle pill of choice is progesterone, which has been linked to blood clots and porphyria so it's a great choice for people with high blood pressure. He doesn't seem to be taking it with estrogen (which is apparently the way you're supposed to use it) which leads me to believe they bought it off a random website and don't have the clinically diagnosed dysphoria needed to get prescription hrt.
I have a feeling they are regretting becoming trans but have realized how far they dug themselves, that first image gives off the same vibes as the time Monica Rial gushed about how much "hot sex" she and Ron have every night.
 

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Take the ugliest breed of cat, make it a frizzy ginger with a bush straight from 1975, add a washed out pink fringe and top it off with obesity and you get this nightmare-fuel. There is a NSFW version but I thought I'd spare you guys from having to look at an anatomically correct cat penis and a row of nipples to compliment that tiny vagina..or rather..that navel.
It also looks like it's suffering liver-failure but I too would drink in excess if I looked like that.
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I don't remember if this is by the same person or their identical twin but it's just as ugly. For some reason they have an affinity for drawing their characters with ungroomed bushes that have always reminded me of that Bathmat fursuit. Or carpet sample fursuit. Whichever crusty mishmash of fabric it was.
 
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Cat Phuckers

Critically acclaimed "far right troll"
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catface, owner of catanuki, a horrid YouTube channel run by him and Mikey Tanuki
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Much of what I know about these two furfags has been forwarded to me by an ebin legend who introduced me to their "content". He seemed to know far more about catface than Mike, and information about Mike seems to be mostly barren therefore he won't be anywhere near as prominent as catface in this post, but here goes.

A good way to understand what it is about these two I believe gives off a warranted level of cringe for me to post them here, and this is just the beginning, try and watch two minutes of this. You most likely won't be able to for one simple reason:
Archive (holy shit I didn't know I could upload such large video files, thanks Deer Liter Nool! :P):

catface and Mikey Tanuki are a gay furry couple in an long distance relationship, because of course they are :|. catface is the one who switches between a gay anime voice and speaking like an almost normal-sounding lispy queer, while Mike has never not spoken like an anime girl. Together, they make nostalgia videos, music, retrospective video game/television show reviews, and nostalgiacore trash "music". They are both furfags, and are interested in the Klonoa video game series, and nostalgia shit. Ironically, despite Mike being non-central to this post, his Twitter is like the only somewhat active social media page apart from the catanuki channel, but he spends his days retweeting furfag "art", muh video game nostalgia, and e-begging threads from troons. Their catchphrase is literally "By the power of Love!", and said catchphrase appears on their Blogspot's second post, the About section of their YouTube channel, and in the intro of all of their "the catanuki show" videos.


Introduction to catface, the Star of the Shitshow

catface is what most people would consider a visual artist, musical artist, and animator, but more so than that, he's a mess. Believe it or not, he used to be relatively normal, but he's devolved into being eternally online and fell into the nostalgia and japshit well long ago. On every social media account I'm aware of, he lists his location as "Japan" because he's a weebtrash. He makes hyperpop/chiptune whateverthefuck fusion, draws furfag shit, and seemed to have been trying really hard to emulate Nick Foxworth's animation style of animation for a while, with intentionally low bitrate/quality animations, as well as Newgrounds-style Flash crap (not to say he's horrible at it).
His demo reel is a good example of this:
The $100 custom-made plushie that his parents bought for him makes an appearance in this btw.

He also shortly dabbled in playing obscure games on his other VidLii channel, and it's almost kind of sad because he's actually listenable and doesn't seem like an abrasive or intolerable person during this playthrough, and it's like you can observe a decline in how he behaves and sounds when comparing this to his newer videos. Though he seems less deranged, it's still clear nonetheless that catface is at this point trying to mimic Saint's LP style (Saint gets a mention later), which might be an insecurity or idolizing thing as opposed to unoriginality considering catface seems quite creative:
The $100 plush makes yet another appearance in the intro.

Archive:

Not only is catface a big nostalgiafag, he's one of those weird ones who tried for the longest time to relive the golden age of imageboard culture he undoubtedly missed out on. He was obsessed with those imageboard ASCII cats, and incessantly posted art of them on 4chan's /qa/ board (while namefagging) from 2018 to 2019:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/username/catface/ (Archive)
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Honestly, it's not terribly drawn or anything (with the solid unsmoothed outlines and simple unshaded colors being so similar to my art-style that I dare not criticize it), but it seems really out of place to post this stuff on 4chan considering it's not 2007 anymore and I wonder how it was received by /qa/. The world may never know whether other Anons were impressed or he was told to GTFO.
But wait, not all of the art is decent
and other less appealing and weirder "art"
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^ Yes, that really is a portrait of catface's $100 custom-made plush.

He makes shitty hyperpop-esque chiptune video game soundtrack garbage (apparently inspired by his trip to Japan) because weebtrash nostalgiafag:

Worst of all, he took a big steaming shit on Caramelldansen by making a godawful cover of it (FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU)
Archive:

One commenter ironically refers to this as only "a bit off-key". :mad:


Downfall and Drama

catface used to proclaim himself as an anti-tranny Christian, but now he's hip with trannies according to the dude I spoke with, and said dude believes this because the catanuki channel has a tranny subscriber and regular commenter named Rosie (who uploads shitty "nice" girl meme tranny animations, not really relevant) with whom catface is friendly. Apparently, catface went downhill when he met Tanuki. He's a big Saint/SaintTimmy fan and loves obscure games, but I can't find anything about catface on the freegames Discord (Saint's Discord, which is surely a candidate to have a thread someday and has also had minor cow crossover) except for one or two people mentioning him in neutral-positive terms.

Significant drama appears to minimal in his clique on a surface level, and the culmination of anything vaguely resembling drama or conflict resulted in two things: catface became "intimidated"(?) by the freegames userbase and broke off his friendship with Saint, he broke up with his boyfriend and then promptly started dating his boyfriend's ex, and a group of trolls spammed the comments section on one of the catanuki videos (the spam appears to be gone). More on all that later. I was told that being in a VC with Catface and Mike was unpleasant to say the least, and it consisted of them awkwardly flirting in their fag voices while the other users in the call remain mostly silent or have conversations on the side in-between mushy flirts because they're uncomfortable with the incessant faggotry but too non-confrontational to admit it.
Here's what they sound like when in VC:

If being a touch starved homosexual furfag in an LDR was an audio clip, this would be it.

At some point, catface felt compelled to completely ditch chan culture and abandon many of his old friends for reasons not entirely known, changing his personality significantly and trying to buddy up to the deranged sexual deviants that comprise your average Discord server. His dad and brother are based madlads and freegames is TAWXIC because some of them are lolberts and center-right and make offensive jokes.
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As for the "unsavory tastes" that some freegames members have, I'm not completely sure what he means, but there are whispers of pedophilia (as a former freegames member, I can attest to something being fishy), so he might actually be talking about something substantive in that regard.

I guess when it comes to drama, there's also this:
"Claude" is "satocord's resident furry #2", and catface's ex btw
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More rainbow vomit "art"...
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CUCKED

There is also an obscure games Discord that catface used to run. catface and most of the other users eventually evacuated for reasons unknown. The current owner, Ramzes had a channel for naming and shaming based madlads for "trolling" and using meanie-words. Apparently the server either doesn't exist or is practically empty, but I only have an oddly small .json archive of the server, and it seems incomplete and unsubstantive.
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Some More Info and Final Thoughts

My honest to God take on catface is that he doesn't seem like a terrible person, but he viscerally disgusts me, and it's always fun to laugh at retarded gay wireheaded furries and other weirdos. The reason I have so much disdain for the current catface is because the old catface is shockingly similar to me in several regards and I probably could have been good friends with him in another life had things taken a different path. catface's sudden embrace of cringe and change in personality has led him to abandon his friends and now he most likely sits in some kind of obscure games Discord full of weirdos and flirts with his boyfriend in VC with his Shmorky-tier anime voice. I'm sure somebody he knows find the thread eventually, and tip him off, but catface is a wirehead and is therefore eternally online and unable to leave social media (nullifying the threat of scaring the cow away). Hopefully you guys take that into account and don't dismiss this as a-logging, and we can all share a laugh (or cry considering that catface used to be way less fucked up and it's sad to see what he's become). You will see me update this post repeatedly to fix errors and add more information, not that I don't normally do that with all my posts. The guy who sent me a lot of this info unfortunately got himself banned from catface's obscure games Discord, which is now private and no longer has catface in it anyways, so no more content unless there's info I've not come across yet. Said informant is very insistent on the theory that catface was groomed by Mike, so I'm just putting that out there. This post turned out a lot bigger than I thought it would and now looks like an OP to a thread, and if it does belong in a thread of its own, then please let me know or get a janny to move it a standalone thread, just please don't delete it. I put a lot of effort into making this (well it was only an hour or so, but it was an hour or so of me navigating link mazes and uncovering social media accounts, and I could easily do it again but it's tedious).
Special thanks to the dude who provided me with much of the information needed to get this post off the ground.


Social Media

catanuki YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8Ob6USZag1UAe79AyCwkhA (Archive)
catanuki Twitter - https://twitter.com/catanuki_r_us (Archive)
catanuki Blogspot (Inactive) - http://catanuki.blogspot.com/ (Archive)
catanuki Blogger (Inactive) - https://www.blogger.com/profile/14492451964937390955 (Archive)
catface's YouTube (Inactive) - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTXUaPeckTyXB8reXYIl6gw (Archive)
catface's Twitter (Inactive) - https://twitter.com/c4tf4c3 (Archive)
catface's Discord - catface#8543
catface's archive.org - https://archive.org/details/@c4tf4c3 (Archive)
catface's Email - catface@protonmail.com
catface's VidLii (Inactive) - https://www.vidlii.com/user/catface (Archive)
catface's Gaming VidLii (Inactive) - https://www.vidlii.com/user/catfaceplays (Archive)
catface's Soundcloud (Inactive) - https://soundcloud.com/keiteyei (Archive)
catface's Bitview (Inactive) - http://www.bitview.net/profile.php?user=catface (Archive)
catface's Bandcamp (Inactive) - https://keiteyei.bandcamp.com/releases (Archive)
catface's FriendProject (Inactive) - https://www.friendproject.net/catface (Archive)
catface's DeviantArt (Inactive) - https://www.deviantart.com/keiteyei (Archive)
catface's Newgrounds (Inactive, and of note I found that somebody already saved an archive of it months ago) - https://catface-official.newgrounds.com/ (Archive)
catface's Neocities, which seems to be down except for a page advertising his album. The main page has an "enter" redirect hyperlink that leads to a 404) - https://catface.neocities.org/album01.htm (Archive)
"Klonoa's Dream" Geocities (Not catface's site but he's referenced it a few times), which loads for a second and then redirects to an impossible to bypass Aloha News popup ad that exits the page, and is baked into the site LOL - http://geocities.ws/klonoas_dream (Archive)
Mike's YouTube (No uploads, but playlists are actively being updated) - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3Lt_N65vsA6BmIzTs4PILQ (Archive)
Mike's Twitter - https://twitter.com/greatgarble (Archive)
 
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RoboticRichardSimmons

Robotic Weight Saint
True & Honest Fan
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I found out about this guy from the Ferzu thread. He's a 300lb+ tranny furry (his fursona is a Kaiju :lol: ) lives in Wisconsin that is just a complete train wreck and has some pretty cringey posts that made me chuckle. He reminds me a lot of ADF.

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Wants to shoot people:

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"DON'T OBJECTIFY ME TO SATISFY YOUR FETISH"

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... proceeds to objectify himself?

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Have fun, I have plenty of gems from this monster of a human being.
 

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Okay. This is the first time I have ever posted on the forums here, so I am going to make this brief. The person in question is the owner of a YouTube channel dubbed "Virginity Clan"... which is a name very fitting for someone who is into some pretty fucked up shit. Mainly, he has expressed his interests in cub yiff, and is a self proclaimed "reviewer" of other furry smut, INCLUDING CUB YIFF, and has made multiple videos on Youtube reviewing said content.

In the first video attached, this man does a critique of cover-art for a cub porn strip. In the 2nd, the man labels all of their favorite "yiffs", which at 7:06, includes HIM DESCRIBING HIS INTERESTS FOR 14 YEAR-OLD CHARACTERS Don't watch it if you don't want to see that kind of shit. archive.md for those vids are also below.



Also, here is what his youtube looks like.


His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5NKy9j5nxjQAip5k_k8_pA

Edit: Apparently this particular person has been making content before, back in 2016. but I cannot officially confirm this.It may have been removed by Youtube staff. I dunno.
 

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Pukebucket

Genderfear - Thee/Thine
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Okay. This is the first time I have ever posted on the forums here, so I am going to make this brief. The person in question is the owner of a YouTube channel dubbed "Virginity Clan"... which is a name very fitting for someone who is into some pretty fucked up shit. Mainly, he has expressed his interests in cub yiff, and is a self proclaimed "reviewer" of other furry smut, INCLUDING CUB YIFF, and has made multiple videos on Youtube reviewing said content.

In the first video attached, this man does a critique of cover-art for a cub porn strip. In the 2nd, the man labels all of their favorite "yiffs", which at 7:06, includes HIM DESCRIBING HIS INTERESTS FOR 14 YEAR-OLD CHARACTERS Don't watch it if you don't want to see that kind of shit. archive.md for those vids are also below.



Also, here is what his youtube looks like.


His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5NKy9j5nxjQAip5k_k8_pA

Edit: Apparently this particular person has been making content before, back in 2016. but I cannot officially confirm this.It may have been removed by Youtube staff. I dunno.
You don't need to censor words here, my dude. Nobody's eyes are going to spontaneously explode from reading about yet another creep salivating over cub porn; pedophillia is brought up regularly in 70% of the threads featured here, unfortunately.
 

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You don't need to censor words here, my dude. Nobody's eyes are going to spontaneously explode from reading about yet another creep salivating over cub porn; pedophillia is brought up regularly in 70% of the threads featured here, unfortunately.
Thanks for letting me know about that. I'll try to only censor when absolutely needed then.
 

The soyalorian

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Leftover shit for my Rivals of Aether post on the Fnf thread.

That can be founded here
The best comparison I can think of would be the Rivals of Aether Workshop direct, it's mostly just random ocs and some pre-existing characters.
I had all the shit laying around cuz I was thinking about making a Rivals thread for a while then spent the whole night screenshotting woke skins and researching something that I probably should have done in reverse order.

The maker of Rivals (Dan Fornace) seems like a chill guy who is just a nerd that made a furry Smash bros ripoff, nothing too interesting or funny about him.

Now I could have made it more about the community but there isn't anything too special in it, it's just the basic bitch woke Twitter kind of people nothing truly unique but that doesn't mean there is some funny shit going on with them just don't know if it's enough to hold a whole thread.

Anyways here are my findings.

So I brought up in my post that Rivals doesn't seem to like associating itself with politics (which makes all the people who bitch about if you're a bigot then get out of the community kinda funny) but that doesn't stop people from making the base game politic themselves.

(First one is using the custom skin system, something that I think you can bring online lel and the right one is a custom workshop skin that has a shit-ton of other gay flag alts to it)
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They made a fucking American skin (that you have to buy btw) for the big gay purple bird lol
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Anyways before I talk about the last thing I have to say, here are two extra little bonus things.

For most of Sai's mods that are just normally anime furry bullshit from an RPG game he wants to make have a ding sound whenever you reach the trans rights skins.
on who he is: He's some mtf weeb that has the obsession to add his shitty anime furry the characters to Rivals, he cries about people thinking his mods are out of place on Twitter.
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So I feel like I should follow up on the last statement and share some of their bitching/self-pity posting on Twitter.

(the last one is them sending their fans after some kid on DA lel)
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Btw on my journey of looking through their shit, I found a lot of horny posting something that both trannies and furries are known for so it wasn't too surprising.
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Anyways here is a shitty meme by him showcasing how he floods the workshop with his weeb shit.

(Note yes that thing over the black man is his persona and it's also his V-Tuber thing)
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Talking about weeb shit and vtubers here is a video of their V-Tuber avatar and their voice in action.

Note: the caption of this video is sympathy whoring about their constant depression face or some shit



Now there is some more I could say about them but they are just one of many in the fandom, the fandom can be basically summed up perfectly by them with there being only some outliers like Muno/Munomario777 where they are just normal people.

Either way, I feel like I should end this with a beautiful very fitting tweet by the maker of Rivals himself.
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Btw here's a video showcasing it.

And on that note, I want to say how kinda hard it was for me to determine the normal pink and blue skins (something that's rare but still happens) trans rights skins. Even if they have a name that doesn't fully coincide with troons that doesn't mean that they aren't.

A good example would be Tomongus because he has a normal cyan skin called "cotton candy" but it was really a trans right skin, something that I probably wouldn't even know if it wasn't shown in the screenshots of the character's Workshop page.
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So the last thing I want to bring up and I mentioned this in my original post is that I should go a little more in-depth.

Loadent (and Aleira) are just awful SJW art style trash.
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My problem isn't the moveset or thing but Loadent did feel abit janky when I played him but no that's not the main problem, the main problem is just how ugly they are.

They don't fit in with the rest of the game and its cast plus they go against the rules set in-universe like how Loadent is from the future like Clairen but you couldn't even tell that from looking at his design and the only reason why he's even from the future in the first place is so he can have a "cool" backstory and electricity powers.

Also, the idea of an avatar-like character with all the elements (which is what Aleira is) has already been done and better by Mezo, who is pretty simply designed but at least his a design is cute and doesn't hurt to look at.
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Anyways here is one of the creator's thumbnails where you can see just how off-looking his art style is.
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And that's really all I have to say, I stopped looking in-depth after a while because I didn't expect to find anything too different but who knows I might be wrong, the most interesting thing about Rivals is how three of its devs are just normal something that partially brought up in brief.
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You would expect them all to be furry weirdos and they may still be but at the least, they don't publicly show it.

I didn't look super in-depth into them so maybe that statement is wrong but from what I've seen they seem to be just normal guys who take their job seriously which again is a good thing but it's just kind of weird because of the game they're working on and the fanbase around it.

Anyways I said three of them, I did find atleast one person who works on Rivers and is a Furry coomer.

(I find it funny how their banner is of the furry spin-off game lel)
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They are one of the artists for the game and tweet some questionable things, so yeah, that's where I'll leave for this.
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