Tell him that Portugese chicks are horny af because they're so high testosterone that they're practically men and that you always check how thick their arm hair is to qualify how wet their pussy prolly is rn, that'll really rustle the dude.For one, he thinks that I hate Portuguese people. I don't, I just shit talk them whenever he's around because he thinks they're the best people ever, and gets really angry when I call them the lazy Mexicans of Spain.
Oh and personally my lolcows are /r/Canada on reddit, love creating a new alt and saying something factual and having them remove it and calling them faggots and telling them they'll get the rope next. I also love http://321chat.com - the adult chat room, I always pop in and post a beheading GIF in there and some woman getting smacked around - really rustles their jimmies, especially in the evenings. They're super quick with the bans. I haven't run out of IPs yet tho lol.