"I'm going to use your bones to make a set of furniture"This guy thinks he was recruited into the CIA. He sends out long rambling emails to everyone he knows claiming as much. He's working as a GrubHub food delivery guy, and he wears a tactical vest with a CIA patch while he does it. Someone called the police when he showed up wearing it, he recorded the incident and sent it to everyone he could. His rich parents don't think he's crazy, so they give him money and buy him a car every time he wrecks one. It's kind of sad, but every once in a while I send him a dumb meme from a burner number to watch his reaction:
>spooky skellington interest intensifies
or potential TTS reference?