Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
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Maybe Louis XVI is too basic of a royal husbando? But seriously I think it's all to be quirky and edgy, picking the most famously ratchet looking dude and fawning over him. She's a little on the ratchet side herself so maybe she feels drawn to him in wonky-person solidarity.Why deformed Charles???
If it wasn't for all the photos of dolls and custom body pillows and whatever random crap she's hoarding in her apartment I'd totally think she was an elaborate ruse. Her persona is going in like, six different edgelord directions at once.