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MerriedxReldnahc

Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
True & Honest Fan
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Why deformed Charles???
Maybe Louis XVI is too basic of a royal husbando? But seriously I think it's all to be quirky and edgy, picking the most famously ratchet looking dude and fawning over him. She's a little on the ratchet side herself so maybe she feels drawn to him in wonky-person solidarity.
If it wasn't for all the photos of dolls and custom body pillows and whatever random crap she's hoarding in her apartment I'd totally think she was an elaborate ruse. Her persona is going in like, six different edgelord directions at once.
 

Hechter

Professional cynic.
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Maybe Louis XVI is too basic of a royal husbando? But seriously I think it's all to be quirky and edgy, picking the most famously ratchet looking dude and fawning over him. She's a little on the ratchet side herself so maybe she feels drawn to him in wonky-person solidarity.
If it wasn't for all the photos of dolls and custom body pillows and whatever random crap she's hoarding in her apartment I'd totally think she was an elaborate ruse. Her persona is going in like, six different edgelord directions at once.
The weirdest thing about this is that sped Charles was impotent
 

Muttnik

To the stars!
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Literally just found out yesterday that a girl I used to attend high school with was caught raping a kid while she was working at the middle school I attended. I remember her being this queen bee member of the color guard that loved to bully her way into things. Apparently she claims the kid she raped took her virginity and she was in love with him. Seeing her face on the news was shocking, but lulzy. This shit went public last year and I didn't find out till just now.

Pedos come in all shapes and sizes, kiwis. Keep little Timmy and Kimmy away from overly-friendly creeps.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
True & Honest Fan
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I live near this metaphysical store that always provides me with lots of entertainment value. It's actually a neat store if you're a rock/crystal enthusiast, but they don't carry just *any* crystals! These are the crystals for energy healing reikei therepy aura energy field bullshit. These are the crystals that you wave around the laxitives at Whole Foods. Every nutty woo aficionado in the county has set foot into this establishment and most likely taken one of their crystal ball classes (just $80!) or their angel guardian stuff workshop (like, $200). They used to have a regular feature in our town's newspaper ( which tells you how little news there is to report here) and one of the ladies interviewed recounted an experience on 9/11 when she had a vision of angels decending from Heaven to rescue the souls of the victims. I follow them on instagram to see what really great things are going on (like some kind of brass bowl sound healing thing as of a few weeks ago).

This month they're showcasing an assortment of admittedly really fuckin' cool crystal skulls. The one time I braved entering their establishment (which was actualy very pleasent) I bought a cute little amethyst skull so I'm not allowed to make fun of the crystal skull enthusiasts. Except these people also use dowsing rods to measure the energy field of said skulls, which they demonstrated in a recent instagram story. My mom's woo-tastic coworker )whose diet is 80% weed and other CBD products) recently bought the very skull they demonstrated on.
Yesterday they posted a really illuminating story to go with their daily skull:

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Well Kiwis, do YOU want to experience this skull? I must not be using my skull correctly, Mr. Chuckles never says anything to me.
 

mr.moon1488

True & Honest Fan
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Likely this nigger. One of those kinds of dudes that always seeks out arguments, but gets buttblasted by the most benign shit.

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PotatoSalad4711

Racist Beagles
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I rarely get on Facebook anymore, but when I do...

I present Nik Lensing, a borderline pedo and tattoo artist. His kids have two different mothers, both of which were clients and 19 when they gave birth. He’s 43.

He only has his kids three days a week due to shared custody (he is not in a relationship with either mom), but this hilarious GoFundMe still got shared:
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Despite his almost 1,000 FB friends, he had zero donations last I checked.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
True & Honest Fan
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Elviracheyanne666 may be one of those people who googles herself because I don't know how the fuck she found that post I made. She was upset enough about the implication that she's trolling to make both a forum post and a status about it.
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*Edited to include thread link where she insists to several people she is not schizophrenic https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/2539565/?offset=0#comments
 
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DuckSucker

NIbblin' bits since 2006
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Yo I dont wanna be a bitch because I doubt she will be a lolcow much longer but Kaceytron is having like a benzo episode and kicking over her "ways you can make money to make me money" sign and has apparently alienated all her friends. Looking at her latest livestream I see why. Worth a save on twitch, she had another fit a while back but I didnt save that one.

She rips a bong like every 4 seconds on stream and says she takes bars on top of it, its not a bad combo but it must be for her. Shes fucking insane.

She kicked her easel so hard on stream that it knocked a hole in the drywall of her trailer.
 

Mercy

You really should take better care of yourself
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Elviracheyanne666 may be one of those people who googles herself because I don't know how the fuck she found that post I made. She was upset enough about the implication that she's trolling to make both a forum post and a status about it.
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*Edited to include thread link where she insists to several people she is not schizophrenic https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/2539565/?offset=0#comments

Didn't she literally have an account here? I remember her posting in the Waifu thread in Community watch.

I love him for various reasons too long to list.

Yeah, here it is.
 

TheImportantFart

The Fart Supremacy
True & Honest Fan
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So...

@CWCissey, @dunbrine47, @Kiwi Lime Pie, @ToroidalBoat, @Adamska, @The Un-Clit, @Shitassdeaddude, @Gordon Cole, @vertexwindi, @Crichax, @Overcast, @Xerxes IX, @REGENDarySumanai @yasscat (if I forgot to tag anyone, I am so sorry. Let me know and I'll make sure you're in future alerts).

I have just been sent something very special indeed on the Rufus front. I'm still reading through it all, but because I love you all, I'll be putting it up very soon as an early Christmas/late Halloween present. I will try and put the post up either today or tomorrow depending on how I get on, but otherwise it will have to be next week as I'm travelling after that.

Keep an eye on this thread, clear some space in your diary, grab the :popcorn: and get excited though, because this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Rufus update, and I still haven't read everything I've been sent.

I will leave you with this little teaser for the time being though:

Every Saga has an ending....

Don't panic. That clue isn't meant to imply Rufus is dead. He's still very much alive. As you'll soon see.

Stay tuned...
 
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yasscat

yass.
True & Honest Fan
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So...

@CWCissey, @dunbrine47, @Kiwi Lime Pie, @ToroidalBoat, @Adamska, @The Un-Clit, @Shitassdeaddude, @Gordon Cole, @vertexwindi, @Crichax, @Overcast, @Xerxes IX, @REGENDarySumanai (if I forgot to tag anyone, I am so sorry. Let me know and I'll make sure you're in future alerts).

I have just been sent something very special indeed on the Rufus front. I'm still reading through it all, but because I love you all, I'll be putting it up very soon as an early Christmas/late Halloween present. I will try and put the post up either today or tomorrow depending on how I get on, but otherwise it will have to be next week as I'm travelling after that.

Keep an eye on this thread, clear some space in your diary, grab the :popcorn: and get excited though, because this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Rufus update, and I still haven't read everything I've been sent.

I will leave you with this little teaser for the time being though:

Every Saga has an ending....

Don't panic. That clue isn't meant to imply Rufus is dead. He's still very much alive. As you'll soon see.

Stay tuned...
you did not tag me and I am offended.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
True & Honest Fan
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So...

@CWCissey, @dunbrine47, @Kiwi Lime Pie, @ToroidalBoat, @Adamska, @The Un-Clit, @Shitassdeaddude, @Gordon Cole, @vertexwindi, @Crichax, @Overcast, @Xerxes IX, @REGENDarySumanai @yasscat (if I forgot to tag anyone, I am so sorry. Let me know and I'll make sure you're in future alerts).

I have just been sent something very special indeed on the Rufus front. I'm still reading through it all, but because I love you all, I'll be putting it up very soon as an early Christmas/late Halloween present. I will try and put the post up either today or tomorrow depending on how I get on, but otherwise it will have to be next week as I'm travelling after that.

Keep an eye on this thread, clear some space in your diary, grab the :popcorn: and get excited though, because this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Rufus update, and I still haven't read everything I've been sent.

I will leave you with this little teaser for the time being though:

Every Saga has an ending....

Don't panic. That clue isn't meant to imply Rufus is dead. He's still very much alive. As you'll soon see.

Stay tuned...

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Rufus is in jail isn't he?
 

TheImportantFart

The Fart Supremacy
True & Honest Fan
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Rufus is in jail isn't he?
Since I don’t want people to be disappointed when the story goes up, I will say that Rufus is still a free man and “Saga” should be thought of more laterally.

Sorry to do a teaser post, but I was so excited when I read the stuff last night I wanted to alert everyone that something was coming. I’ll try and put the post proper up after work.
 

snuffleupagus

Figment of your imagination
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I’ve been fairly successful at excising all cows and those with cow potential out of my life at this point, barring family. I’d absolutely love to throw some of my family into various threads mostly just to validate my theories that these few people I can’t get away from are absolutely batshit crazy. But alas, I’m too respectful and when I’m truly honest about it, I don’t think my ass could cash that proverbial check should it ever be discovered I bitched about family online.

So I just sit here in silence while the milk flows, unable to say much beyond “oh my, that’s a pity” and “bless <insert term of choice> heart.” It kills me inside just a teeny bit to have to hold a particular family member’s cow status in secret with no sharing because that cow is a fucking god level cow. Sigh it’s not fair.
 

Conspiracy Victim

This is not how it's supposed to be.
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i know this guy, he clearly has mental problems so its not like i can hold his shortcomings against him, but he's pretty funny to look at do his thing when people aren't fucking with him
he's an aspiring youtuber star, sorta, i guess, he has a channel with like 300 subscribers but his last video is from around 3 years ago, doesn't stop him from shilling it from time to time
he likes to larp as cartoon and videogames characters, on day he's X from megaman, the other he's ben 10, one time he started acting like fucking gandalf, it was amazing
he thinks he needs to use his "influence" to give life lessons to people about how women should dress and other traditionalist stuff, all the while representing the opposite of everything he preaches
his writing is very nonsensical when he's not monologuing on facebook about how some rapper is not humble enough for his standards, he probably suffers from autism or worse. i've tried to have a conversation with him but he either misunderstands everything i say or starts spamming porn randomly
he posts A LOT of half naked selfies, its the most unconfortable thing about him imo, he talks about being a gym rat but if we gotta use his body as proof then he's a blatant liar
he also likes to sing during livestreams, it's as good as you expect from someone like him
from what you'd see from his facebook wall he seems to change "girlfriend" every 2 days and is delusional enough to think that any time he gets rejected the woman he's talking to is actually joking
he makes threats of leaving the site forever because he says his fans betrayed him and no one likes him and other self-pity stuff, only to come back in less than a day or even less to preach about how he's literally god

there's a guy who occasionally gets a hold of his account somehow and posts about how the whole act was just satire, no one believes it

he's not as active as he's used to but man did i love following him at his peak of activity
 
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FarLeftChud

Not A Flamenco Alt
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So according to this guy. The ok-sign, using the plain feels meme and Pepe crying face is associated with the alt-right. Yet, this guy is a far-left Antifa supporter which is way more extreme than the latter, yet he is blissfully unaware of it.

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