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The enigma high

Mission accomplished.
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I bet $5 that Travis Touchdown and enigma high are the same person on different accounts acting out some weird sketch to make one account look like people are going after it. Why would someone be so reactionary otherwise? Especially here? It’s a good show though.
Plot twist: we're all Kevin on different accounts
Seriously though, if anyone actually knew who I am, I'll give you all 14 thousand of my FD. Not like I'll be using it anymore.
 
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ArtinglyUnwillingly

Kevin in AC is a pig. All too fitting.
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Plot twist: we're all Kevin on different accounts
Seriously though, if anyone actually knew who I am, I'll give you all 14 thousand of my FD. Not like I'll be using it anymore.
Yes, we are all apparently Kevin, even myself because I hate myself. Kevins all around!

I don't even know what y'all are even talking about. I'm just here for the ride. Though between this Kevin dude and you my good sir/mam/ Kevin guy on a separate account, you've definitely brought more to the table on Kevin being a lolcow than anything else.
 

cryptidfuck

Convincing the world that aliens exist
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Yes, we are all apparently Kevin, even myself because I hate myself. Kevins all around!

I don't even know what y'all are even talking about. I'm just here for the ride. Though between this Kevin dude and you my good sir/mam/ Kevin guy on a separate account, you've definitely brought more to the table on Kevin being a lolcow than anything else.
> Kevin being a lolcow than anything else
I've been saying this for the longest time but nobody takes me seriously.

I too, am a Kevin.
Fear me.

more of Rocket Man, this time featuring the most violent tantrum I've ever seen him have (apart from the thunderstorm freakout)
previous instalments:
an introduction to Rocket Man
Rocket Man races me to work
Rocket Man bawls over a broken umbrella
Rocket Man eats and drinks

a couple of days ago I was in the wash-out area on the shop floor when Rocket Man came flying out of the office and into the break room, shouting, wailing and snapping his fingers; I could see through the window that he was sat on the sofa red-faced, red-eyed and in the grip of a tantrum

when I went into the office a few minutes later he was lying on his back, on the floor, being instructed by my colleague F (his tard wrangler by default) to take deep breaths and calm down; he eventually did so, and went back to his previous task, helping F with customer returns, but while he was doing that he was loudly ranting (he has trouble with volume control) about how he has the worst luck in the world, he never gets what he wants, he's a walking disaster, he'll probably lose this job, he'll have to spend thousands of pounds on therapy (there are NHS-backed organisations that can provide this service for free), and generally reciting a whole litany of misery

after he'd gone for his dinner, I found out the root cause of his tantrum, and to be quite honest I was gobsmacked

like many (man)children, Rocket Man has a Nintendo Switch at home, and has recently got into a game for the Switch which has collectible cards, some of which are rarer than others; in the last week or two he has also discovered ebay, and bought a whole load of packs of these cards

the reason for his tantrum? the packs he bought didn't have any rare cards in them

if this is how he reacts to card games, god only knows how he'll (not) handle something serious like a bereavement
The only game I can think of that has cards like that is LightSeekers, and I'm pretty sure you can buy individual cards for cheap on ebay, it's a scam to buy blind packs like that. I'm on the spectrum too but come on, trading cards? Are you fucking kidding me?
 
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An Sionnach Seang

Justin Bieber shit's like a cat!
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The only game I can think of that has cards like that is LightSeekers, and I'm pretty sure you can buy individual cards for cheap on ebay, it's a scam to buy blind packs like that. I'm on the spectrum too but come on, trading cards? Are you fucking kidding me?
it wasn't that one - apparently it was a children's game (I heard the details second hand, and my knowledge of console games is fuck-all squared)
as I've said before, your man has had a very sheltered upbringing and is quite literally a child in an adult body

physically he's about five years younger than me, but as far as the mental age gap goes I'm old enough to be his grandfather
 
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ArtinglyUnwillingly

Kevin in AC is a pig. All too fitting.
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I have never seen a bigger clash of personalities fight than what I witnessed today at work.

A setup,at my job I have these two coworkers, let’s call them M and C, they do not get along at all. C is kindof an older woman, she has no ability to hold her tongue, and is rather ‘assertive’ and nosy. M minds her own for the most part, but is tough and also doesn’t know when to shut up. Up until this point they have been able to at least tolerate each other. Today was apparently the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Myself and another coworker had been waiting to clock in, as we had gotten in quite early and still had a bit of time. C comes in around ten minutes before clock in time. Mind you, none of us really talk to each other, and C despite having headphones on insists on playing and singing her music rather loudly. Mild annoyance, but I don’t comment.

Now it’s two minutes till clock in, M comes in and immediately clocks in. C fucking loses it on her. Says that ‘we’ were waiting in line for the time clock. Like bitch, first off don’t drag me into this! Secondly, why do you care? She’s clocking in two minutes early? You could have done the same thing! C continues to berate M, saying that she doesn’t respect lines, and she shouldn’t have clocked in. M decides to fight back, saying that no one else seemed in a hurry to clock in (which no one was we were early) and that the rule of thumb is to clock in a max of five minutes early (which is true) and tells her to mind her own business. C drops to petty insults before M walks off, and then decides to loudly comment that I can clock in first. Again, dragging me into this when I’m just wanting to mind my own.

Anyways I get down to the work area and they start up again! M starts yelling at C, and C is yelling back. Still about the stupid time clock! These bitches are seriously fighting over the privilege of being able to come to work. I think C’s initial comment was uncalled for, but this is getting out of hand. Supervisor comes in and breaks it up, but this shit shouldn’t have started in the first place.


UPDATE:

Turns out C was moved to a different area entirely from the rest of us today. And M went home because she was so affected by the entire exchange. Personally I feel sorry for M, mainly because this isn’t the first time C has gone after her for literally nothing. I mean who attacks someone over taking over a work spot that you walked away from? Obviously C. I dunno what is up with this lady, but she needs an attitude adjustment.
 
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Since Year 7 i've had to contend with this son-of-a-bitch whom I shall call DickGobbler. The first thing I'll note about him is his effeminate, high-pitched voice and condescending tone which he uses to gaslight anyone who calls him out on his bullshit. He speaks to everyone younger and/or shorter than him (To this day he subconsciously thinks of his lankiness as requisite for authority) as though he's speaking to some retarded toddler. But when he annoys a teacher directly he adopts a submissive stance, hands covering his mouth, and does the puppy dog eyes, on the brink of tears. He never apologizes for his actions but instead ingratiates himself in the face of authority. DickGobbler is the most pathetic, amoral cunt of a man I have had the displeasure of encountering in meatspace, and I would not be surprised, nor would I be in any way disappointed, if he gets in trouble with the law one of these days.

His most distinctive trait, perhaps, was his disregard for other's privacy combined and obsession for gathering other people's personal information. Zero respect, for anyone, unless he was scared out of his shit. I was eleven years old when he looked through everyone's school diary and memorized everyone's emails and phone numbers, not to mention their addresses. That day I was totally unprepared for what was to come. After the weekends, DickGobbler had looked up everyone's houses on google maps and printed some of them out, including mine.

And he didn't stop there. He looked up everyone's pages on facebook and followed all their family members. You see, the only thing that DickGobbler is proud of is his monumental memory as something he is proud of, as a way to assert his dominance on everyone else. He probably knows my entire genealogy (An astounding feat, considering my East Asian heritage). He regularly went up to people and straight-up told them things he learned from their family member's facebook profiles for no reason except to make himself look smart. He especially liked talking about my sister. This gave him an ego trip. And when it did his face contorted into a hideous grin, with beady eyes that expressed nothing but egotistical self-satisfaction.

DickGobbler has never taken anything said to him to heart. He views everyone around him as a potential source of entertainment. The concept of a reputation is so beyond him he'd constantly ask paternalistic and intimate questions about things that don't concern him at lunchtime from someone who told him to fuck off at interval. (For the last goddamn time, DickGobbler, I haven't learned to drive. I'm one year younger than you. I might be a baby, but at least I don't fail half my internals, you precocious imbecile. Get a hobby.) It was almost as though he was trying to be everyone's mother by infantilizing anyone shorter than him, implicitly or explicitly.

He is insufferably smug. He likes scrutinizing certain people's behaviour so he can arrogantly nitpick them. Whenever I made a minor mistake he tilts his head back and croons to me like he's the adult in the room. Then snitches about it to the teacher, who gave zero fucks because I wasn't disrupting anyone. He learned everything about human interaction from British children's media. At least it wasn't anime. He regularly quoted Horrid Henry and Home Alone whenever he felt the need to assert his paternalism.

Also, he liked talking about the humiliating things he wished he'd do to his sisters. Sometimes sexual, other times violent.

For some reason he was above the school rules. He got away with everything like a moral houdini. He once groped a girl in the locker bay yet he got off scotfree and bragged about it. I don't know who his parents are blowing to give him this kind of immunity but I wouldn't be surprised if it were someone on the Board of Trustees. Seriously, what kind of mental disorder does he have to have to be this unaccountable for his actions?

I have heard very little from him as of late. But when I was in year 12, he forgot it was Mufti Day (It's when you wear casual clothes to school instead of the uniform). And by interval my friends who were unfortunate enough to share classes with him told me he went apeshit. He called his parents eight times, disregarding the fact that they work at the opposite side of town and it takes them two hours to drive to there. Then his phone got confiscated before interval. He threw a goddamn fit. While my friends were telling me about what happened, he skipped across the field, flapping his arms, making a teeth-gritting, eyes-closed face like there were flies up his ass, wailed "I FUCKING HATE MY DAD!!!"
 

Tatu Carreta2

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One member of my family has lolcow tendencies but I dont think he has an internet presence(or at least I dont know about it). I dont want to say his name,he is 31 years old but has only worked for about 9 months of his life,he has mystical delusions,is extremly inmature and a serial moocher. Sorry if this is a little long:

-His mom is a doctor and got him his first job at 18 because she knew the owner of a pastry store,the job was only four hours a day three times a week,but he still skipped worked sometimes and he was so stupid that he would ruin part of the production because of did things wrong and he complained how everyone was always on his ass(the idea that they did that because he fucked everything up didnt occur to him) and he ended up quitting after about 3 months.

-He got a second job about 10 years later as a dishwasher at a restaurant,he had to work like 12 hours a day for shit pay. You might think "thats good at least he got a job" but no,he only got a job because he wanted to save money to go backpacking through south america with his hippie friends (He lives in Argentina and went though several countries in his trip). He quit his job 6 months after he got it and went backpacking for several months with his friends and spent all of his money.

-He started smoking weed in his early 20s and because of that he became the biggest hippie stereotype you can think off,he is a 140lb vegan,he belives in every woo woo you can imagine,he has a picture of a catholic saint in his desk,he has healing crystal and stones,and he practices tarot,he is into reiki,chinese tui na,reflexiology,japanse shiatsu,holistic healing,translation of light,etc. His father died and he is not using his doctors office anymore,so he uses his dad doctors office as an office where people that belive in woo woo non-sense come in and he practices those things on them or gives them massages. You might think "well at least he is making money that way" but he only has like 2 or 3 customers a week,and he charges 8 USD per session so I would be surprised if he is making 1/3 of minimum wage.

-He is extremly inmature,he does autistic things that a child would do,for example one time he saw my cat,flexed his knees as he hunched over,and started flailing his arms saying "KITTY KITTY WOOHOHOHO", another example of his behaviour is when he was talking to my aunt and randomly flexed his knees,got in a squat position and started rocking side to side.

-He is a socialist that belives we should redistribute wealth,last year we went to a fancy restaurant for my birthday and at the end they gave us survey and asked us to fill it,normal stuff,how good was the service? did you like the food? anything we can improve? and he wrote "you should redistribute the wealth". Let me remind you that he only worked for 9 months in the 13 years since he has been an adult and he dropped out of university in his first year,he is typical comunist stereotype of the lazy leech that doesnt work but wants other people money.He has a che guevara shirt and che guevara flag on his room. He didnt said it directly but for the things he says I infer that he thinks having a job is being exploited.

-He mentioned me one time in a conversation that doesnt base his ideas on evidence.He said something like "I used to use evidence,but now I dont anymore" as if that was a good thing.

-Everyone in the family enables him,especially his mom,everyone in the family belives in woo woo so they cant bring themselves to tell him that what he is doing with his "holistic healing" and "reiki massages" is a waste of time because all of them belive in it,he knows that his mom is never going to kick him out of the house and when she dies he is going to inherit about 3 properties(in argentina that like 100 years of minimum wage,so he knows that if he gets a job he will get less money than with inheritance,and he doesnt want to go university,so he is just mooching of his mom until she dies so he never has to work a day in his life).

-He is very narcissistic,he always belive he is right about everything and every time I see him interacting with his mom he treats her like shit,he is spoiled because he never had any responsabilities and knows he doesnt have to grow up because mom will take care of him all his life and will give him more money when she dies that he cloud ever make by working. He talks to people as if he was smart and inteligent but he is a literal communist that never had a job or read a serious book.He is petty and will use any situation,no matter how small,to tell you that you have to do something and how you are making mistakes and need to own up and be responsible,he does that as a way to exert power over people when he is a mess of a person.

-He is a vegan,uses "neutral language" that means he speaks and writes without assuming people gender,instead of saying "nosotros" he says "nosotres",he is a feminist,and a SJW in everything you can imagine.

-He used to do "clown classes",I think its because it gives him a font to act autistic and childish without people thinking he is autistic and childish,he has pictures on his facebook with a clown nose making exceptional faces and the soysmile.

-He thinks he is "brown" even though both his parents are white,maybe because he thinks that makes him opressed and cool. Also when he is with new people he starts talking like a poor brown person because he thinks that using poor non-white person words and phrases makes him cool. Oh and he listen to cringe "rap battles".

Edit: I deleted a few things that were not as interesting,I hope you enjoyed reading them.
Update on my chronical NEET,mooching brother with mystical delusions: You guys know about Corona virus right? here in Argentina we have around 40 cases,I showed my brother and my mom stats about italy and germany,germany had 16 infected 21 days ago and now it has 3700,and italy had 150 23 days ago and now it has 20k,hundreds are dying in Italy per day and they have thousands of new infected per day.

I explained to my brother in no unclear terms about this situation and how its going to get a lot worse in a few weeks and thats why I bought supplies of various types and im going to buy more tomorrow before the panic hits and people realize we are going to be like italy soon,I told him to stay in the house and just play games and do everything online and to stop giving people massages and stop going to mystical bullshit classes,and you know what he said? my autistic dumb fuck brother told me the following:

"its just like any other flu",that there is nothing to worry about, I responded "are you only going to take this seriously when we have thousands of infected? you can kill me or mom and also yourself,if we have 20k infected like in Italy and dozens of thousands more that are just not presenting symptoms would you still go out?" and he responded "Yes". And my mom is so weak that he is basically going to let him do that, I told my mom to tell my brother that he can go live in my unocuppied dad clinic(where he does massages) if he wants to do that but and be on his own because this tard is going to live life as normal in the middle of a pandemic even if we have dozens of thousands of infected because he is a fucking tard that thinks this is a nothing burger,I migth go live with my aunt and uncle and take all my supplies with me,jesus chirst,what a fucking mongoloid of a brother I have.

Also he said "in times like these we need healers" because he is a tard that belives that he has magical mystical powers that can heal people with reiki and tantric shit.His stupidity is going to infect me and my mom,maybe not me because I might go to live with my aunt and uncle because of this,but my mom is 65 so if she gets infected she is fucked,jesus Santiago,you fucking retard.
 

Swiss46

White Trash Enthusiast
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I am friends with a family of white trash rednecks who live around me. Usually I ignore them when they contact me, but occasionally I'll let them talk to me to laugh at the retarded things they do. Here is a non comprehensive list.

1. Dropping their 12 year old daughter out of school to try and get engaged to a 16 year old guy.
2. Secretly recording one of the twilight movies in theaters and several years later still using that shitty cam footage to watch it.
3. having a tree collapse on their house and just ignoring it because it didn't completely smash the roof.
4. buying 4 Xbox ones "just in case".
5. Being to exceptional for welfare, so they instead have a complex chain of baby daddies to get money.
6. Owning a violent pit bull who attacks people that visit them. also letting that dog piss in their beds.
7. Using an Industrial air conditioner they "Found" cool their house.
 

Quiet Dignity

Basically stuck in an endless buying food cycle
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jellycar

Now featuring 100% more Natasha Romanoff
True & Honest Fan
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Joe Exotic, gay polyamorous former tiger zoo operator and fringe political candidate. Someone posted a thread about him in the past, but I think it died in PG. He is slated to be fully inactive, since he was arrested on federal charges of attempted murder by hire and also killing tigers in his "care." Here's the latest about this piece of work:

http://www.newson6.com/story/39666223/feds-exzookeeper-offered-cash-from-tiger-sales-for-hit

His Twitter, still up and I believe archived but I'll do it again for good measure.

https://mobile.twitter.com/joe_exotic?lang=en

http://archive.md/5hjwH

His Faceberg, still up, not sure who posts to it now but I'm guessing it's his husband. I will attempt to archive it as well.

https://m.facebook.com/joethetigerking/

http://archive.fo/beywv

He really had it in for the CEO of Big Cat Rescue, who is the person he attempted to have murdered. Fortunately the FBI caught wind of it, so they have all the evidence in the world to put his sorry ass away for the next 20+ years.
We need a thread on him asap lol. Netflix is releasing a 7 episode documentary called Tiger King about his antics.
 

Big Nasty

ASSHOLE
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I am friends with a family of white trash rednecks who live around me. Usually I ignore them when they contact me, but occasionally I'll let them talk to me to laugh at the exceptional things they do. Here is a non comprehensive list.

1. Dropping their 12 year old daughter out of school to try and get engaged to a 16 year old guy.
2. Secretly recording one of the twilight movies in theaters and several years later still using that shitty cam footage to watch it.
3. having a tree collapse on their house and just ignoring it because it didn't completely smash the roof.
4. buying 4 Xbox ones "just in case".
5. Being to exceptional for welfare, so they instead have a complex chain of baby daddies to get money.
6. Owning a violent pit bull who attacks people that visit them. also letting that dog piss in their beds.
7. Using an Industrial air conditioner they "Found" cool their house.
Are you sure they're not gypsies? This sounds very much like gypsy/pikey behaviour to me.
 
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Garm

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Apparently my home town is a breeding ground for lolcows.

A friend of mine worked as a delivery driver and in his time he saw
  1. A house with baby shoes nailed to the siding.
  2. The inbred hillbillies on the edge of town. (Physical deformity and mental problems included.)
  3. A rotting deer head hanging above the door of a house​
Two Lolcows I have interacted with.

Burlesque dancer that told me society needed to censor rape jokes. Then her posts supporting sex workers got censored for not meeting community guidelines. Last I saw she was lamenting that Warren had dropped out of the race.

Then there was T. In high school he was a chronic liar. I don't have any stories from that time because I must have blocked them out. I do remember a friend invited T to play D&D only for the mother fucker to start taking 2nd edition D&D books out of his book bag. He had apparently been walking around with them in case a game broke out.

Anyway, we graduate and T goes into the army. A few years later my friends had all moved away so I figured I would try hanging out with T because the army should have fixed him.

It didn't. Claims he is part of the "investigation unit" of the army. (There is an acronym I can't think of it right now.) He's taking part in drug busts. Claims he had a 40k army. Bunch of stuff. He wants to hang out everyday.

This goes on for a few months then he just goes radio silent. I get a text from his ex-girlfriend. She is asking me if I have talked to him.

I tell her no. Supposedly T had borrowed her son's PS2 and lent it to me. This made no sense as I owned a PS2. I think she asked if I could check outside as if T had buried it in a hole outside.

Anyway she then proceeds to tell me that he broke up her marriage and all this other stuff that I couldn't be bothered with because I just wanted to be done with it.

Granted it sounds horrible but we still laugh because this shit is so ridiculous.
 

flubbles

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mine would have to be my sister. she has been into abdl for YEARS, openly talking to me about it even when i was underage. she's constantly roleplaying age play and talking about it as if i care. other than that all she does is talk on discord about yaoi and play the sims.
shes borderline death fat and it doesn't help thats shes genuinely a shitty person too
 

Flying McDaniels

It gives you wings
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For context, I live in the sticks. There's some kind of college scam - not sure if it's a county thing or state-wide but I think the latter - where kids out of high school get sold on becoming Criminal Justice Majors. They're provided all kinds of loans and grants, shipped off to college with no help from anyone on teaching them how to be adults. Their 'college path' is riddled with pitfalls that disqualify them from continuing in the program, after which Somebody Else pockets their grant money. Because of this most of them wash out in short order and return home with a deep distrust of the higher educational system and not much else.

Not so much Frankie.

Before Frankie went away to college he was pretty much a stereotypical high school stoner with a touch of Dunning-Kruger syndrome, but he was pretty nice and honest (which is rare in the sticks). When Frankie came back, despite having flunked out he was convinced he knew everything about everything and that he was just inches away from being a crushing success at life. He was gonna join the military and learn how to be a Contractor and make millions. He was "going to go away for a while in just a couple months" for about 2 years. His recruiter finally told him to fuck off. He does not consider this a serious setback and still claims he's going to join the army in a couple months, despite the fact that the army hasn't contacted him in half a year and counting. During this time he got hired by McDonalds. He joked about being 'down with the clown' about 5 times before it quit being funny and then around 500 times afterwards. Then he got fired from after stating "They need to know that they need me more than I need them" and ditching work for 3 days. They reduced his hours to 8 per week, at which point he quit and informed everyone that it was McDonald's loss.

In between his military work and his contractor work, he has stated his intention to reinvent the entire music scene by mixing prog metal with rap. He can't read sheet music and hasn't had a music lesson since singing in elementary school. He said that all he needed was passion. I told him the anecdote about how Zakk Wylde's 'passion' for music was practicing guitar from the time he got home from school until it was time to go to school the next day, this just got a blank stare followed by him continuing to bang on about how smart he was.

Then he was somehow going to make millions weedeating. Like he was going to buy a fleet of weedeaters and drive all over the state weedeating people's Back 40. That lasted until his weedeater broke and he got paid nothing on the job he'd started. He's still going to make millions weedeating, he just has to get his weedeater fixed first, even though he has no money to repair it and no drivers license to take it to a repairman. This is not a major setback according to him.

The thing that made him intolerable though, is that his honest streak turned into a Lisa Simpson style holier-than-thou streak. He turned into the kind of person who spies on other people out a window to wait for them to do something he can tattle on, after which he proudly brags about how he SIMPLY CANNOT ABIDE SUCH BEHAVIOR and how wonderful he is for being willing to call it out when he sees it.

And the part where he's convinced he's a total ladies man, tells his life story to every girl he sees, then mistakes her polite disinterest for enthusiastic interest. But if she tells him to fuck off, he's also delighted because she's playing hard to get. Unless she has a boyfriend. Any girl with a boyfriend who makes eye contact with him without immediately dumping her boyfriend for him is a cocktease (and if she refuses to look at him she's a cunt).

The part that makes this sad is that Frankie actually came to the realization that if all of his friends were leaving him, his behavior must be the problem, and he made a half-hearted attempt to make up to everyone, only to forget what he was doing and start in on what he SIMPLY CANNOT ABIDE, and how it's nothing personal but he, Franklin, simply needs to take better care of himself and his needs and cannot continue being friends with a bunch of redneck potheads. Of course he didn't give up marijuana himself, he's just using it for the RIGHT reasons.
 

Mr. 0

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mine would have to be my sister. she has been into abdl for YEARS, openly talking to me about it even when i was underage. she's constantly roleplaying age play and talking about it as if i care. other than that all she does is talk on discord about yaoi and play the sims.
shes borderline death fat and it doesn't help thats shes genuinely a shitty person too
what
and you haven't tipped her over?!

get the fuck out and don't come back until she's "fallen" and can't get up
 

flubbles

lurking is addictive
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what
and you haven't tipped her over?!

get the fuck out and don't come back until she's "fallen" and can't get up
to be fair, i haven't really interacted with her in years because of this shit, i was just forced to when we were younger.

she'd be worthy of a page if she did more than just post shitty fan fiction online
 
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Both a great ally and a real dumbass
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Not sure if this counts but, I have to say that my mother is one of these at points. I told her that I have to get art supplies at Blink for a school project and that I would have to take the PATH train (I'm in Jersey not NYC) and that I have to wipe my phone every time I return from outside because she thinks that I will get the coronavirus automatically but at the same time telling me that I can ride the bus with the mask on and that I don't have to wear the mask outside and also thinks that everytime that I cough, she has a vietnam flashback thinking that I have contacted it and tends to gets angry whenever I even mention taking the PATH Train ever since this coronavirus shit started happening in the US. She is a hardcore germaphobe and born again Christian. She had a near hour talk about how I have to obey god and some shit about going to hell. Also acts more or less like a toned down 90s kid esque single black mother that start quoting a bunch of random shit she likes to watch after yelling at me and just acting whiny at points and never taking any real accountability for it. One time, I was very depressed about school and stuff and she tried to comfort me. She made a parallel to a movie to my situation and I respectfully said that I didn't really feel comfortable about paralleling my situation to what happened in a movie and she had a straight outburst about it.

Like I love her and she has done a lot of good things for me but dear fucking god does she pisses me her.
 
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