Man has opinions I disagree with so it makes him a lolcowAnthony fantano certainly isn’t only a personal lolcow, but his incessant need to shove his shitty opinions down the throats of his fans on social media is just gross. On top of his shitty takes no one wanted, he retweets and follows a bunch of lefties on his social media. He posts PARAGRAPHS of fucking text on his instagram about bullshit no one wants to hear about usually under a slideshow of him making goofy faces and article screenshots. This man blows so much hot air up his own ass regarding both his musical and political tastes someone should resurrect Zeppelin and find a way to utilize him for something other being a fucking snob.
If you’re unfamiliar with him, he started YouTube reviewing music in the most unaware snobby way possible. The dude thinks his opinions are fucking gold or something. These days he uses his platform as a fucking soapbox for his equally snobbish political views. Its like he doesn’t understand how to separate his brand, theneedledrop, from himself, a stuck-up asshole who thinks he knows everything. Oh yeah he’s also a vegan and sprinkles in rants about that in his videos. I’m surprised no one has made a lolcow thread about him before.
No, thats not the reason. The reason is that he is a snob. Lefties are a dime a dozen, but Fantano is particularly snobbish about everything he says. I could have very well picked out his reviews and shown how much he’s up his own ass about himself.Man has opinions I disagree with so it makes him a lolcow
How in the everlasting fuck did she not quit on the spot? I understand being between a rock and a hard place as far as paying the bills is concerned, but jesus fuck. I would’ve bailed the moment the neighbor informed me that they were a sex offender.A couple of weeks pass and P hurts herself on the job. P tells me how fucking weird it was that B kept insisting she give him her house keys so he could go wake up her children. Of course, P said no.
Well, she likes to think positively and she felt bad for her client (his wife was her client, not the sex offender).How in the everlasting fuck did she not quit on the spot? I understand being between a rock and a hard place as far as paying the bills is concerned, but jesus fuck. I would’ve bailed the moment the neighbor informed me that they were a sex offender.
Your friend seems like a pretty tolerant person to be able to put up with that sort of client.
...did we go to the same law school?Used to go to law school with this guy. He got kicked out for domestic violence, shocking absolutely nobody. Won’t bother providing dox because he does it himself wherever he posts.
He’s obsessed with building his “brand” and believes in some wild conspiracies (anti-vaxx, anything Alex Jones says, aliens). He’s got serious daddy issues and likes to make sure you know he’s not gonna be like his womanizing daddy when he grows up.
Every time he would get called on in class he would be unprepared, swear at his law professors, and generally make an ass of himself. Absolute failure of a gunner that got laughed at whenever he volunteered an answer.
One girl reported him to administration for flashing her. He was really into letting girls know that his penis is average at best. Creeped a lot of us out with his overtly sexual behavior.
One of his more disgusting habits during class was chewing on a cigar through the lecture. Made the entire classroom reek and just looked nasty.
Up until now his online presence has been nonexistent with the exception of his Instagram and pornhub. He doesn’t really know how to use a lot of social media beyond the basics but what little he does post is schizophrenic gold.
His insta is full of generic tryhard “I’m an entrepreneur!” posting. When he discovered you could post multiple images in one post he began uploading normal posts with conspiratard memes tossed in.
The pornhub was a weird one. He used his real name on it. His girlfriend doesn’t shave. Unfortunately it was discovered when he got kicked out and he rage deleted it after a bunch of irl alogs began pestering him about it.
After getting kicked out of law school he moved back to Louisiana with the girl he allegedly beat the shit out of.
Today he uploaded his first YouTube video.
I present to my fellow kiwis:
The Xan John Show
My neighborcow has struck again. He seems to have ramped up his particular brand of crazy. He came by and insisted I turn off the internet. I refused because... of course I did. He went home and started throwing random objects onto my lawn. I just sell anything worthwhile and put anything else in the trash, but he thinks he's annoyingi nstead of being amusing. I'm waiting to find out if he gets evicted post covid.Lately, my neighbour has been an endless source of entertainment/aggrivation. He sits on his deck and yells racial slurs at anyone that passes his house, even those of his own race. Today he called me a "fucking chink", which was confusing, since I'm very white looking. I yelled back that "cracker" would be more appropriate.
He also cannot fucking figure out how to garden. One day I came out and my lawn was soaking. This was odd, since there had been no rain that day. He'd put a hose in his garden and left it on all night, because he thought "the more water the better" when it came to plants.
He is afraid of the internet. Not certain sites, but the internet itself. He covers his windows in foil and once yelled at me because I had wifi. I thougt he wanted to steal it, but no. He said it was making him sick. This is why I think he isn't on the farms yet- he would totally sperg on the internet if it didn't scare him.
Today he yelled at me for smoking a bong on my property and out of the way of public view (he can see me from his deck though.) He came out and told me I was a dirty-ass nigga and that I should watch out for the kids. I don't have any and neither does he. He's not dangerous so I just sit and chuckle when he acts like a loon.