Personal Lolcows -

I just remembered an lolcow from my highschool years. For the sake of this story, we'll call her Nikki. She was two years older than me, but had the maturity of a five-year old (fyi, she wasn't retarded, just extremely coddled). It also didn't help that she chased after any guy who'd give her the slightest amount of attention either. This resulted in a series of boyfriend-related dramas, two of which I could remember.
Due to Nikki's antics and excessive crying, many people do not want to hang out with Nikki. However, freshmen do not know any better. In her last year in highschool, she started dating this scrawny, ginger kid that we'll call Dave. Dave is just as immature as Nikki. They lasted two weeks before the arguing and the fighting started. It reached a boiling point after three months that ended in a lot of tears on Nikki's part.
One day, I went out to eat my lunch after staying in to finish my labwork. Nikki was there crying a waterfall.

Oh great, here we go again, I thought.

Against my better judgement, I asked her what's the matter. Forgive me for being a softie at this stage in life, but I wasn't that much older than freshmen anyway, and like most people, I tried to give her the benefit of doubt.

"ERIC STOLE MY SNACK!" she bawled.

You see my friends, Nikki did not like Dave's friends, and she especially hated Eric (to be fair, Eric was a bit of a dick, but I digress). Seeing a 19-year old girl crying like a little baby over food was one thing, but what she said next was even more astounding.

"I want to break up with Dave!"

Note that Dave wasn't around at the time. Imagined if he found out that the reason Nikki wanted to break up with him, not because of their incompatible personalities, not because of his insensitivity, but the fact that his friend stole a fucking bag of crisps. Yes, you heard that right, Nikki decided that Dave wasn't right for her, simply because of something his friend did.
Needless to say, they broke up several days later. Even if those bag of delicious onion-and sour cream crisps never existed, they would've fell apart anyways. This theory was proven correct when Nikki went to college and dated a severely autistic guy.

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I was invited to a graduation party at my friends house post-highschool, and lo and behold, guess who was there? No other than Nikki who tagged along with her younger sister, Peach. You see, Nikki has this thing where she attends the events meant for her younger peers such as her sister. Even in college, she would go to highschool proms not as someone's date, but as a plus one with her sister (Peach is too kindhearted IMO). This leads us up to the graduation party where I was stuck listening to her life story.
After Nikki graduated, she started dating again. This time her boyfriend of choice was the same age, but he had autism. Of course, this relations turns out as anyone would expect and they ended up breaking up with quite a lot of animosity. From what I could remember, there was a lot of yelling and crying and even a restraining order involved in what should otherwise be resolvable with school counseling and clearly-defined boundaries. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of telling her that if so many people are burning their bridges with her, then it's her. This led her to say something along the lines of:

"Does it mean you hate me too?"

As her tears were welling up, I started panicking, because there were people around and I didn't want to be seen as an asshole. Luckily, she was easy to please as she was easy to cry, and I ended up resolving this dilemma by saying that she wasn't a bad person and that I don't hate her.
Moral of the story: Never reason with a cow.
Unfortunately I haven't been keeping in contact with Nikki, nor do I wish to. Therefore, 1it is unlikely that I'll hear much from her or her boyfriends in the future. IMO, the only way that she could ever have a successful relationship is if she grows the fuck up and chooses better men.

In high school, Nikki was not know for her intelligence. She wasn't in special ed, but her grades were dismal. One day, Nikki was notified that she may not be able to graduate because she was failing Algebra II. The school offered my tutoring services to her and she declined, the reasoning being 'it's too late in the school year and there's nothing Junkail could do'. Needless to say, she ended up taking summer classes and seeing me anyway. Had she took up the offer, she may have been able to graduate on time with her class. To this day, the only reason I could think of for her declining on that offer is that she is an lolcow.
 
Jesucristo has anyone called the cops?
Nope. From what I've been told, the minor who made the original post doesn't believe anything will happen if they do, and their family will disown them if they try. Apparently one of them already tried to tell someone about it and she was shunned because hes autistic.

I think someone may have filed an anonymous FBI report but who knows where that will go.
Even if they confiscated his computer or something, he seems more the type to have loli porn rather than real cp.
 
I just remembered an lolcow from my highschool years. For the sake of this story, we'll call her Nikki. She was two years older than me, but had the maturity of a five-year old (fyi, she wasn't retarded, just extremely coddled). It also didn't help that she chased after any guy who'd give her the slightest amount of attention either. This resulted in a series of boyfriend-related dramas, two of which I could remember.
Due to Nikki's antics and excessive crying, many people do not want to hang out with Nikki. However, freshmen do not know any better. In her last year in highschool, she started dating this scrawny, ginger kid that we'll call Dave. Dave is just as immature as Nikki. They lasted two weeks before the arguing and the fighting started. It reached a boiling point after three months that ended in a lot of tears on Nikki's part.
One day, I went out to eat my lunch after staying in to finish my labwork. Nikki was there crying a waterfall.

Oh great, here we go again, I thought.

Against my better judgement, I asked her what's the matter. Forgive me for being a softie at this stage in life, but I wasn't that much older than freshmen anyway, and like most people, I tried to give her the benefit of doubt.

"ERIC STOLE MY SNACK!" she bawled.

You see my friends, Nikki did not like Dave's friends, and she especially hated Eric (to be fair, Eric was a bit of a dick, but I digress). Seeing a 19-year old girl crying like a little baby over food was one thing, but what she said next was even more astounding.

"I want to break up with Dave!"

Note that Dave wasn't around at the time. Imagined if he found out that the reason Nikki wanted to break up with him, not because of their incompatible personalities, not because of his insensitivity, but the fact that his friend stole a fucking bag of crisps. Yes, you heard that right, Nikki decided that Dave wasn't right for her, simply because of something his friend did.
Needless to say, they broke up several days later. Even if those bag of delicious onion-and sour cream crisps never existed, they would've fell apart anyways. This theory was proven correct when Nikki went to college and dated a severely autistic guy.

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I was invited to a graduation party at my friends house post-highschool, and lo and behold, guess who was there? No other than Nikki who tagged along with her younger sister, Peach. You see, Nikki has this thing where she attends the events meant for her younger peers such as her sister. Even in college, she would go to highschool proms not as someone's date, but as a plus one with her sister (Peach is too kindhearted IMO). This leads us up to the graduation party where I was stuck listening to her life story.
After Nikki graduated, she started dating again. This time her boyfriend of choice was the same age, but he had autism. Of course, this relations turns out as anyone would expect and they ended up breaking up with quite a lot of animosity. From what I could remember, there was a lot of yelling and crying and even a restraining order involved in what should otherwise be resolvable with school counseling and clearly-defined boundaries. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of telling her that if so many people are burning their bridges with her, then it's her. This led her to say something along the lines of:

"Does it mean you hate me too?"

As her tears were welling up, I started panicking, because there were people around and I didn't want to be seen as an asshole. Luckily, she was easy to please as she was easy to cry, and I ended up resolving this dilemma by saying that she wasn't a bad person and that I don't hate her.
Moral of the story: Never reason with a cow.
Unfortunately I haven't been keeping in contact with Nikki, nor do I wish to. Therefore, 1it is unlikely that I'll hear much from her or her boyfriends in the future. IMO, the only way that she could ever have a successful relationship is if she grows the fuck up and chooses better men.

In high school, Nikki was not know for her intelligence. She wasn't in special ed, but her grades were dismal. One day, Nikki was notified that she may not be able to graduate because she was failing Algebra II. The school offered my tutoring services to her and she declined, the reasoning being 'it's too late in the school year and there's nothing Junkail could do'. Needless to say, she ended up taking summer classes and seeing me anyway. Had she took up the offer, she may have been able to graduate on time with her class. To this day, the only reason I could think of for her declining on that offer is that she is an lolcow.
Allah, how coddled was she that she turned out so immature without being an actual retard? Please give more deets, I'm intrigued.
Nope. From what I've been told, the minor who made the original post doesn't believe anything will happen if they do, and their family will disown them if they try. Apparently one of them already tried to tell someone about it and she was shunned because hes autistic.

I think someone may have filed an anonymous FBI report but who knows where that will go.
Even if they confiscated his computer or something, he seems more the type to have loli porn rather than real cp.
Dang. I don't want to interject in your life but maybe you should file a report too, just so the FBI is less likely to dismiss it.
 

NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
Nope. From what I've been told, the minor who made the original post doesn't believe anything will happen if they do, and their family will disown them if they try. Apparently one of them already tried to tell someone about it and she was shunned because hes autistic.

I think someone may have filed an anonymous FBI report but who knows where that will go.
Even if they confiscated his computer or something, he seems more the type to have loli porn rather than real cp.
I think the authorities should get involved. At the very least he'll get free counseling....Or get placed on a watchlist.
 
Allah, how coddled was she that she turned out so immature without being an actual retard? Please give more deets, I'm intrigued.
Autism. The answer is always autism.

Actually, Nikki's parents knew that she was mentally ill and was badly bullied as a result of poor social skills. This led to them constantly sheltering her and allowing her to get away with murder, while at the same time holding Peach up to the highest expectations. Over time, Peach essentially took on the role of the older sister and was always obliged to include Nikki in her own social life. #savePeach

So in writing about Nikki, I became curious enough to look at her Facebook page and see what she was up to. In the last six or seven years, she has done the following:
-went to college, didn't do very well
-dated the autistic guy I mentioned
-gained more than 7 kilos and is currently on the verge of obesity
-got a hime haircut but now looks like a sheepdog due to covid
-has appeared in at least one of Peach's sorority parties
-mourned an unrelated person from her local church on social media (credit when it's due- she did show up in person to the funeral)
-Opened three new social media accounts but, not deleting the old ones, so her cringey shit's still there.

As of now, Nikki has a new boyfriend and is currently going into her fifth year for an associate's degree at our local community college. I guess my tutoring business and unlicensed counseling services are now back up.
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ETA: Back in high school there was a period of about a week when the seniors picked on Dave for breaking up with her ("hey look it's the guy who broke up with her, lol"). Apparently this is their way of thanking him for taking the bullet for them. Honestly, he kinda deserved it for acting like big shit when he went out with her.
 
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SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
Never thought I'd have to make this post. If this is powerleveling too much I'll delete, I just want to get it out.

My brother has turned into a lolcow. He was a somewhat normal, albeit extremely shy (as in, he probably has selective mutism) guy. He loved Tolkien, FPS games, action movies, and capeshit. You know, standard 'guy stuff'. His name is gender neutral, but often associated more with women these days, and as a result he's been assumed to be a girl quite often. He's always hated this.

Well, the past year and a half or so, he's started opening up to me more. We're both adults (he's 22, I'm 25) and we were developing a close relationship. I'm the first person he told he'd deconverted to atheism. I've been there, so I understood and tried to be supportive. He then went on to tell me that he was bisexual. I was fine with this too, but I advised him not to tell our parents because they're anti-LGBT and unless he was planning to be in a relationship with a man that would require their knowledge, it's not their business. He said 'Well I think I should tell them to show them they can be wrong sometimes.' At the time, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea-our parents are very strict in their beliefs, but maybe having a son who dates men and seeing that it's not all bad would change their minds. And being bisexual isn't a huge offense to them anyway.

Things began to deteriorate from there. In November, he told me he was extremely discouraged and thought about killing himself because he's so shy he appears standoffish so people steer clear of him. This was a huge shock to me, but I chose to just be there for him. Our parents wouldn't take it well so I didn't think that telling them would lead anywhere good.

Well, in February he took me out to dinner and told me he wanted to start transistion. That's right. My brother, who never gave off a single indicator that he was trans in the past (if anything he gave off the opposite vibes, what with being upset when he was assumed to be female), now identifies as a trans woman. He came out to me and said he planned to come out to our parents when he moved out. Note that as of now, they have no idea he's an atheist or bisexual, so this would be a nuke.

I told him to seek out therapy before telling them because I didn't think he could handle it on his own. He got angry with me for the suggestion because he HAS to tell them, you see.

Well, long story short, I put the pieces together. He has been using Reddit as therapy. He's called himself an egg. For those who don't know, there's a subreddit called egg_IRL for trannies who just don't know it yet. I swear to god, they actually groom people into it. So basically, Reddit radicalized my brother.

Why am I bringing this up now? Well, even though he hasn't found a therapist or moved out yet, he's coming out to our parents tomorrow. Why? Because he's decided he HAS to start HRT RIGHT NOW and has his first appointment tomorrow...at a clinic an hour and a half away. Again, he has gotten zero therapy. And trust me, he needs it. He chose the absolute worst way to handle this. And of course, I can't do anything, because every time I offered to help him find a therapist, he made up an excuse and threw a tantrum if I pushed the issue. He is becoming the stereotypical Reddit Tranny.
 

CWCissey

Charming Man
True & Honest Fan
Never thought I'd have to make this post. If this is powerleveling too much I'll delete, I just want to get it out.

My brother has turned into a lolcow. He was a somewhat normal, albeit extremely shy (as in, he probably has selective mutism) guy. He loved Tolkien, FPS games, action movies, and capeshit. You know, standard 'guy stuff'. His name is gender neutral, but often associated more with women these days, and as a result he's been assumed to be a girl quite often. He's always hated this.

Well, the past year and a half or so, he's started opening up to me more. We're both adults (he's 22, I'm 25) and we were developing a close relationship. I'm the first person he told he'd deconverted to atheism. I've been there, so I understood and tried to be supportive. He then went on to tell me that he was bisexual. I was fine with this too, but I advised him not to tell our parents because they're anti-LGBT and unless he was planning to be in a relationship with a man that would require their knowledge, it's not their business. He said 'Well I think I should tell them to show them they can be wrong sometimes.' At the time, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea-our parents are very strict in their beliefs, but maybe having a son who dates men and seeing that it's not all bad would change their minds. And being bisexual isn't a huge offense to them anyway.

Things began to deteriorate from there. In November, he told me he was extremely discouraged and thought about killing himself because he's so shy he appears standoffish so people steer clear of him. This was a huge shock to me, but I chose to just be there for him. Our parents wouldn't take it well so I didn't think that telling them would lead anywhere good.

Well, in February he took me out to dinner and told me he wanted to start transistion. That's right. My brother, who never gave off a single indicator that he was trans in the past (if anything he gave off the opposite vibes, what with being upset when he was assumed to be female), now identifies as a trans woman. He came out to me and said he planned to come out to our parents when he moved out. Note that as of now, they have no idea he's an atheist or bisexual, so this would be a nuke.

I told him to seek out therapy before telling them because I didn't think he could handle it on his own. He got angry with me for the suggestion because he HAS to tell them, you see.

Well, long story short, I put the pieces together. He has been using Reddit as therapy. He's called himself an egg. For those who don't know, there's a subreddit called egg_IRL for trannies who just don't know it yet. I swear to god, they actually groom people into it. So basically, Reddit radicalized my brother.

Why am I bringing this up now? Well, even though he hasn't found a therapist or moved out yet, he's coming out to our parents tomorrow. Why? Because he's decided he HAS to start HRT RIGHT NOW and has his first appointment tomorrow...at a clinic an hour and a half away. Again, he has gotten zero therapy. And trust me, he needs it. He chose the absolute worst way to handle this. And of course, I can't do anything, because every time I offered to help him find a therapist, he made up an excuse and threw a tantrum if I pushed the issue. He is becoming the stereotypical Reddit Tranny.

Make a video of your parents' reaction.

The situation sucks, but it sounds like some hilarity could come out of this...
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
Make a video of your parents' reaction.

The situation sucks, but it sounds like some hilarity could come out of this...
I'm not even home. I had a trip planned prior to finding out he was going to tell them, but this just cemented my desire to get the hell out. So all of this is going down while I'm 350 miles away. Good for me, bad for my younger sister, who is going to be caught in the crossfire.

Maybe it will be hilarious, but I don't know, and I don't think I want to.
Once again, the trans cult ruins another family.
A lot of this stems from us already having a dysfunctional family. I think some of this is his way of getting back at our parents for being crazy Evangelicals. Apparently my dad is driving everyone in the house crazy with conspiracy theories like QAnon, and he's reacting poorly.

That being said, I agree it had a role. I don't know the full story, we haven't had a real conversation since he came out, but I know he's on Reddit, he refuses to give me his username, and he's acting like they do. I understand some trans people just want to exist peacefully. He's not one of those. If he was, he wouldn't be acting so reckless about it. He's being vengeful.

It's sad because he was always so great and insightful, and I really thought he'd be okay. Right before coming out, he told me he'd given up on ever finding a partner. I think with some therapy, he could've come out of his shell a bit and found someone.

I truly don't think he's actually trans. If he is, doing anything about it that will physically alter his body should be the lowest thing on his priority scale. But no, getting into an informed consent clinic is more important.
 
Never thought I'd have to make this post. If this is powerleveling too much I'll delete, I just want to get it out.

My brother has turned into a lolcow. He was a somewhat normal, albeit extremely shy (as in, he probably has selective mutism) guy. He loved Tolkien, FPS games, action movies, and capeshit. You know, standard 'guy stuff'. His name is gender neutral, but often associated more with women these days, and as a result he's been assumed to be a girl quite often. He's always hated this.

Well, the past year and a half or so, he's started opening up to me more. We're both adults (he's 22, I'm 25) and we were developing a close relationship. I'm the first person he told he'd deconverted to atheism. I've been there, so I understood and tried to be supportive. He then went on to tell me that he was bisexual. I was fine with this too, but I advised him not to tell our parents because they're anti-LGBT and unless he was planning to be in a relationship with a man that would require their knowledge, it's not their business. He said 'Well I think I should tell them to show them they can be wrong sometimes.' At the time, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea-our parents are very strict in their beliefs, but maybe having a son who dates men and seeing that it's not all bad would change their minds. And being bisexual isn't a huge offense to them anyway.

Things began to deteriorate from there. In November, he told me he was extremely discouraged and thought about killing himself because he's so shy he appears standoffish so people steer clear of him. This was a huge shock to me, but I chose to just be there for him. Our parents wouldn't take it well so I didn't think that telling them would lead anywhere good.

Well, in February he took me out to dinner and told me he wanted to start transistion. That's right. My brother, who never gave off a single indicator that he was trans in the past (if anything he gave off the opposite vibes, what with being upset when he was assumed to be female), now identifies as a trans woman. He came out to me and said he planned to come out to our parents when he moved out. Note that as of now, they have no idea he's an atheist or bisexual, so this would be a nuke.

I told him to seek out therapy before telling them because I didn't think he could handle it on his own. He got angry with me for the suggestion because he HAS to tell them, you see.

Well, long story short, I put the pieces together. He has been using Reddit as therapy. He's called himself an egg. For those who don't know, there's a subreddit called egg_IRL for trannies who just don't know it yet. I swear to god, they actually groom people into it. So basically, Reddit radicalized my brother.

Why am I bringing this up now? Well, even though he hasn't found a therapist or moved out yet, he's coming out to our parents tomorrow. Why? Because he's decided he HAS to start HRT RIGHT NOW and has his first appointment tomorrow...at a clinic an hour and a half away. Again, he has gotten zero therapy. And trust me, he needs it. He chose the absolute worst way to handle this. And of course, I can't do anything, because every time I offered to help him find a therapist, he made up an excuse and threw a tantrum if I pushed the issue. He is becoming the stereotypical Reddit Tranny.
Has your brother ever consulted with a doctor about the operation? I think if he understands the medical consequences of transitioning, he just might think more about it a little longer.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
Has your brother ever consulted with a doctor about the operation? I think if he understands the medical consequences of transitioning, he just might think more about it a little longer.
I don't even know if he plans to have SRS. I have no idea who he's seen and who he hasn't.

I think he should wait til he's at least seen a therapist to address other issues, but when I told him that (or rather, told him not to tell our parents until he's seen a therapist) he got angry with me, so I've left it alone.
 
I don't even know if he plans to have SRS. I have no idea who he's seen and who he hasn't.

I think he should wait til he's at least seen a therapist to address other issues, but when I told him that (or rather, told him not to tell our parents until he's seen a therapist) he got angry with me, so I've left it alone.
Well, I wish you luck in this hot mess of a situation. Just understand that he's an adult and adults generally have a right to do what they want within the law. It's probably best to just support your brother and let him make his own decisions.
 

PurpleSquirrel

I owe God five skulls.
My personal lolcow just recently turned into a horrocow, folks.

Dominic Aaron Pedro
Email: domsithwarrior@yahoo.com
Facebook: Luciano Flame Dianoro Hybrid
Cosplay Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/Naruto-cosplayers-group-253047251430752/
Address: 21420 Oland Avenue N Scandia, MN

He's got the regulation fat face, sloppy beard, shitty clothes, and dopey/smug facial expressions that are de rigeur for online pedos, I see.
All that's missing are the glasses.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
Well, I wish you luck in this hot mess of a situation. Just understand that he's an adult and adults generally have a right to do what they want within the law. It's probably best to just support your brother and let him make his own decisions.
I wouldn't support that. He intentionally wants a confrontation it looks like and he'll just do the ADF route of using that shit for asspats on Reddit. He should've just come out before that point or at least... you know, go to a doc first to talk about this.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
That's what I said. Unfortunately, he's a grown man and you can't force him to.
And by this logic, you don't have to deal with his massive "FUCK YOU DAD" outburst and desperate seek for asspats like the ADF wannabe he is. The knife cuts both ways.
 
I don't even know if he plans to have SRS. I have no idea who he's seen and who he hasn't.

I think he should wait til he's at least seen a therapist to address other issues, but when I told him that (or rather, told him not to tell our parents until he's seen a therapist) he got angry with me, so I've left it alone.
Fuck all these people. What you need to do is turn that motherfucker out as his pimp. Get him makeup tutorials and porn contacts and you'll both be the richest people on this site while I yet my fapbait.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
I found his Reddit. I'm not going to share it because I don't want anyone taking this offsite, but there was a lot of attention whoring and bitching that everyone hates him for not being a CIS WHITE CHRISTIAN (nigga, nobody but me knows this, fuck off) and he clearly has lost his mind. Honestly, all I can think to compare it to is the Joker. He treats this like a game and acts fucking deranged and like it's all a big joke to him. I know it's out of my hands, I'm just pissed that he's being such a dumbass about it. Right now it's just a matter of waiting for him to blow up. For now, he seems to have pussied out, because I haven't heard anything from anyone about it. But we'll see.
I wouldn't support that. He intentionally wants a confrontation it looks like and he'll just do the ADF route of using that shit for asspats on Reddit. He should've just come out before that point or at least... you know, go to a doc first to talk about this.
This is my issue. He seems to be on a freaking crusade to burn our family to the ground. I honestly have no idea what has happened to make him this vengeful.
Fuck all these people. What you need to do is turn that motherfucker out as his pimp. Get him makeup tutorials and porn contacts and you'll both be the richest people on this site while I yet my fapbait.
I'd rate you deviant if I could.
 

Massively Strong Greed

Thanks for the money, dummy!
Remembered another horrorcow. This was a rich kid that got bullied frequently; I got along with him quite well. Suddenly, the bullying apprently went too far and he sent threatening emails to those who bullied him, leading to his expulsion. This led to an assembly where the staff had to spend about an hour explaining that "there was no hit list" and they never said who the expelled student was even though everyone knew.
 
I have a good personal lolcow. He's nowhere near a horrorcow, just a dumbass. Let's call him Randy for privacy.

Sorry if the formatting is fucked, first post.

So randy and I used to be classmates in film school. Randy is also gay, which no one has a problem with, but he's the type of gay that embodies every stereotype about gay people that exist. He's flamboyant, loud, brash, fashionable, has a light, feminine voice with a bit of a lisp, and if he ever tried to fight someone he'd be turned inside out. Randy was also bullied in high school because he was gay, now that's unfortunate, but god forbid you give him an in to talk about it, because he will take a 100 miles. Every project we had in school, no matter how unrelated it may be, he always managed to make it about how he got bullied in school, how bullying is wrong and how everyone should accept each other for who they are (something he doesn't do btw)

Over all, Randy is a super pretentious, un self-aware dick wad. Here are some fun stories.


Like previously stated, Randy will make everything about himself. If it's not directly about himself it has something to do with either the LGBT-community, bullying, or his turbo-liberal views. One of my favorites was when he took pictures of himself with loads of slurs and insults written on his face, with a bottom text stating something like "stop bullying" or something equally retarded.

However, by far the best of his projects was when he wanted to make a short film for one of our classes that was about, you guessed it, an LGBT kid being bullied. So he thought the most clever way of doing this was to play a trans character who bullies a straight, cis girl, to show the irony or something idfk, and so he dressed up in drag and filmed himself making fun of another girl. In his head, this was supposed to open our eyes to the horrors of bullying, but it's hard to take it seriously wen this guy is in full drag, in the middle of a school hallway, getting the shit beat out of him by some girl and filming it.

SIDENOTE: My class was quarantined in a different building because the rest of the school was afraid our rampant autism would spread to the other non-film students. This meant that this whole Mortal Kombat-esque drag-queen fight scene was filmed in the middle of a school hallway, instead of our separate building but the ACTUAL school where all the normal kids attended class, so my entire line of education could be embarrassed. No, the movie was not good.


Randy also has a YouTube channel and other popular forms of social media, and yes, these platforms somehow contain even more pretentious bullshit, if that's even possible. His Instagram contains one of his best posts. I shit you not, two black and white photos, one of him laughing, and another one with a close up of his face with a single tear rolling down his face. The description of his post contains a fuck-off amount of text comparable to this post about his "two personalities" because apparently feeling two different emotions constitutes BPD.

His YouTube channel is not as melodramatic as the rest of his posts, but god DAMN if it isn't as retarded. His videos are 20-30 minute "vlogs" with minimal to no editing where he talks to the camera about shit no one cares about, but doesn't cut out the shit in between, thus his videos are filled with these long pauses of breathing and weird, tinnitus-like background noise. These videos sometimes feature his boyfriend, who he seems to break up with on a bi-weekly basis. They're overall boring as fuck with minimal to no effort.

He also had a shitty podcast with episodes ranging in length from 10 minutes to 50 of him either talking to himself or just someone from or class. He also posts regularly to his Snapchat with small texts that state how horrible of a day he's had in a thinly veiled method of getting attention.


So far everything has been tame, and while this story isn't exactly mind blowing, it's still kind of freakish, and to this day I have no idea why he thought he should share this with his peers.

Now losing your virginity is a big deal to some people, so much so that a girl in our class decided that everyone had to hear about it. She's a neon haired, same clothes everyday wearing, Undertale fanfiction writing, warrior cats OC drawing DeviantArt 2009 emo girl, so how she managed to ensnare some sorry fool desperate for minge, we still haven't figured out. Naturally everyone was a bit taken a back and mostly tried to ignore it. Everyone except our boy Randy, he was going to one up her with his own story of how he lost HIS virginity.

Now you may be asking "But wait, I thought Randy was gay" and yes he is., but we're not talking about his virginity in regards to having sex with someone of the opposite gender, we're talking about his anal virginity.

Randy had found a man off of the internet who he had managed to convinced to come meet him and fuck him, if this man had been an axe-murderer we would probably have been better off. Now, of all the places to fuck, why on earth would you do it in a construction site port-a-potty. Those things are the most disgusting cesspools of filth on the planet. You're LUCKY if someone hasn't smeared shit all over the walls or heroin needles aren't adorning every part of the floor. So, in that toilet he got fucked, and assuming that this was in a place with no running water, I'm sure he had no place to wash his insides, so that's a pleasant image for everyone who heard this story.

That's about it, like I said, nothing spectacular, but if you knew this guy personally you'd understand better why he's such an experience to be around. If I remember some more stories I might post them.
 

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