Nice, checks almost every single box.Okay, here's a girl that went to my high school. I'll call her Jane.
She would lie constantly about everything, and swear up and down it was true, even when it was extremely unrealistic.She claimed her brother was a world-famous writer but didn't even say the name of his book or anything. Then she claimed she was offered a recording contract from an extremely famous record label that, at the time (2006?) had artists that had #1 hit songs. But she turned it down because she "wanted to finish school first". Okay. As if all the teen singers don't go on tutoring and finish school anyway? To this day, nobody has actually heard Jane ever sing a note, so you'd think if this did happen, it'd at least make local news stations.
She would go around telling people on the day that it was the anniversary of getting her (benign) tumor removed, and wear a t-shirt celebrating it, as if it was an accomplishment. She would tell stories of how her best friends died and wear shirts for them on the anniversaries of their deaths. One of them was actually a rather infamous news story from like 2005-2006? of a teen girl getting murdered. It was even featured on ED to mock the murdered girl in edgelord fashion. I looked into the story myself and... the girl never lived anywhere near our state. It just seems highly unlikely than Jane even knew her at all, unless somehow they were online friends or whatever but I'm betting that Jane saw the story, and lied and said that the girl was her best friend just to get sympathy points. She also claimed to have a friend that died from AIDS, and then another that "almost died" in a car accident or something. I think we were all losing track of all the dead/almost-dead friends she supposedly had.
She claimed her family was Irish and spoke the Irish language. She would randomly write her "Irish name" on the board before class started, and it was like 10 names long. I know some Irish names are long but I've never seen one like that. It looked like she just Googled "Irish names" and combined a bunch together. And nobody really cared what her Irish name supposedly was. Also, in poetry club (don't judge me), she read a poem that she claimed was in Irish. Of course, none of us would know if it actually was, or if she just made up gibberish. I don't think Google Translate even had Irish at this point, maybe another site did but online language translators back then weren't as widespread. She also dyed her hair red and claimed it was natural, even though we all knew her before she dyed it. Also, her family had a very Germanic sounding last name.
It may just seem she's an obnoxious compulsive liar so far, but it gets better. She came out as bi (or lesbian, depending on the day of the week), and really wanted some girl-on-girl action. She had a crush on another girl in our grade (I'll call her Emily), and when Emily politely declined (because she's straight), Jane went psycho-stalker mode and threatened to kill her and everything. Also threatened to shoot up our school apparently. She ended up getting suspended for months. Jane later claimed to have been raped, but she wasn't very pretty so who knows if this is true. She had big tits though, and she wasn't even fat.
Other than that... she was a total loser who would loudly say unfunny "jokes" in the middle of class. And she'd walk around wearing heels when it would just be a huge inconvenience, like in bad weather and such. Oh and despite her being an out and proud dyke, she really hated gay/bi men and thought they were gross. Maybe there's more stuff about her I forgot but yeah.
Interesting. Do they burn or cut themselves?Lemme introduce you my lolcow:
An artist who constantly draws self-harmer OCs with bad colours and botched anatomy.
Edit: I have mistaken this thread as the Tumblr one.
Where's their social media saying how depressed they are?