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Glass Sealing

He/him lesbian (V*MPIRES DNI)
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I decided I’d make a post. This is the guy I mentioned in SJW Art. It most likely won’t make too much sense if you don’t know about Metalocalypse and it’s gonna be pretty spergy tbh

I first met them on a Metalocalypse discord server (literally, it’s just called ‘Metalocalypse Server’) and they’re the owner. They seemed nice enough, but then...

Ok, so this guy’s deal: they’re a DID system (already giving me raised eyebrows) that’s mostly fictives. There’s around 10 of them. The other big thing is that the entirety of Metalocalypse Twitter hates him, apparently. According to him, this is because he’s a DID system, because his system version of Seth (more on that later) is Japanese-American, and because he had a big chimpout on Twitter in April that may have actually happened but I cant find. In case you are wondering, they are almost an adult. (their roles say they’re 18+ so i’m assuming his birthday was at some point) Yes, i know this post is half about me for using light mode
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However, the actual reason is most likely because he can’t go a minute in a conversation without mentioning how misunderstood his fictives are, without getting triggered by something, and because his two favourite kins are the objectively worst characters in the show.

On to their system members.
They’ve made a Carrd detailing each one. Highlights include Glass Joe, Don Flamenco, Super Macho Man and Pizza Pasta from Punch-Out, the entirety of Snakes ‘n’ Barrels except Pickles (all from when they were in their prime, not the fat washed out ones they’re supposed to be in the time of the series) a Rudol von Stroheim lookalike and ‘another JoJo’s fictive’ i cant figure out who it is. When we joined another server, they posted a somewhat updated version:
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and they also explained their backstory behind how they got these hoes in:
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lol at skwisgaar getting “”Banished”” because he’s an asshole but your system members are .... everyone else. Also lol at the idea you can willingly push a personality out if you suffer from DID. I’m sure actual people with DID will be thrilled to find that out

All of these are basically a moot point though, since the ones they focus on most are Magnus Hammersmith and Seth. They don’t seem to mind canon Seth (although they woobify him) but they don’t like canon Magnus much. Not for the fact he is objectively a controlling asshole who got kicked out of the band and got revenge by kidnapping and torturing one of the members (and producer) but because he’s coded to be a Jewish stereotype.
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(the guy being pickles literally only responded like this to them. it started when Sean posted his art and pickles just basically went “cool” and sean responded with like 3 paragraphs)
As for Seth, he LARPed about why it’s Pickles’ fault he’s an asshole and Seth dindu nuffin wrong.
Basically, Pickles is an alcoholic drug addict. In an episode where he goes to rehab, it’s revealed the reason for this is his brother burning down the garage and blaming it on him, which his (already neglectful) parents believed. side note to give you an idea the kinda gets Seth is supposed to be, when Pickles had to forgive him to get out of rehab, Seth made him give him a fuckton of money just cuzz.
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They made a defense of Japanese-American lizard lover Seth (and also shitted on Black Pickles, ignoring the ambiguously brown pickles that’s one of his fictives apparently)
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Also, they’re triggered by Rockso. Pick one sean
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(edit formatting. also i missed a few screens but this will do)
 
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brb smashing up local tescos
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Knew a guy online since at least 2015 who ended up becoming your stereotypical troon lolcow as of sometime last year. He's like Twitch Deer minus the otherkin stuff and from the looks of it, had his insecurities as a man taken advantage of by other trannies. I stopped talking to him around late 2016 and just recently saw what he had been up to all these years later. At first, I found the ridiculousness of the situation to be hilarious as he had all the stereotypes of your typical agp; the picrew profile, alphabet soup flag, obsession with anime traps, interest in coding etc, any trope you're thinking of and he definitely checks it off one way or another. I showed a couple of my friends his steam profile and they also found it funny as well. I genuinely wonder what would've happened if I hadn't ghosted him years ago. There's a chance I could've intervened but who knows, that's all in the past now. Lolcows can be an absolute joy to mock at with their own incompetence as a human being, but the only reason why they're like that is because they had no one to stop them from going insane. For him, there was no one else but trannies and other crazy people in his life and thus, he is the way he is. Still feel a tad bad about it though, ended up losing a friend to insanity that MAY have been preventable.
reading that post makes me want to put my socks in the trash
 

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My avatar is problematic.
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Remember Roger? The guy I mention who had superpowers and made up stories about his uncle and brother being out to get him. He sometimes comes over to my section of the building (I got a promotion) to do work. The thing with Roger is that he likes to hear himself complain. He'll say he has hiccups and we suggested he drinks some water and hold his breath and he says he's tried that despite the fact that he hasn't done either in the last ten or so minutes. He can really try your patience.
 
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I have committed numerous war crimes
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The most vibrant lolcow I've ever meet was a weird, borderline insane girl with the attention span of a fruit fly. I've meet her on the glorious internet when I was a bit younger and it took me a while to realize how much of a shitshow she actually is. Would be hard to tell you everything about her chronologically, so let's focus on the most crazy bits.

- has forced/tried to force anyone she has ever meet into a sexual roleplays. If you refused, she would start accusing you of hating her and being a big meanie.
- somehow managed to get into arguments in every single forum or group she was in, to the point of having multiple arguments daily.
- if confronted on her behaviour, she would start manipulating you about how sad and depressed she is, how everybody hates her and how she is going to kill herself.
- was horribly oblivious as to why people don't like her, even if you straight told her.
- a weed smoker and a drunk, to the point her mother begged her to stop. She never did, later telling me how she's going to try shrooms.
- was apparently assaulted by her coke addict friend when home alone with her. She left psychically undamaged, but mentally, she has repeatedly told me to have paranoia over that friend to the point of being afraid to leave the house or going on public transport. At this point I'm not even sure this story is true or if she's making shit up. Also, she still hangs out with people actively doing hard drugs.
- the paranoia thing: she was convinced everybody was talking bad about her at all times, enough to actually call-out people and stir drama.
- she has used trauma from that "accident" as a go to reason as to why she cannot find a job and move in on her own.
- claims to have a borderline personality disorder yet has never been to therapist. Also says that "drugs are bad!" and she won't take any medicine because it won't help.
- recently has been buying candles to perform rituals to forget about someone, apparently.
- I also vividly remember her complaining to me about the size of her labia.

As for positives, she's actually quite a skilled artist and her art really is decent, but that talent really goes to waste with such a deranged personality.
 

Longcat

A GREAT BIG BOWL OF FUCKADOODLES
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Being really into gaming I seem to come across a lot of weird people in the same circles as me, and at my local tabletop game store where I go to play D&D I met this one guy who’s middle aged, autistic, lives with his elderly parents and is starting to remind me of OPL a bit. He’s a brony and loves cartoons in general particularly the new woke ones like the She-ra remake and Steven Universe, he’s converted to Catholicism (was raised in a secular household afaik) and is religious to a ridiculous degree, like he’s rather smug about it at times and is friends with a bunch of priests. He made a vague Facebook post saying something about gender dysphoria too so a troon out seems imminent.
 
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I have a small bizarre series of incidents that I've begun to notice on my deviantart notification feed. Specifically, from a user going by the name SS0011 (or formerly Kone-e)

She's actually a pretty talented artist, as you can see in the gallery below. It's why I followed her and saw her weird forum posts to begin with. All of her images are deleted on her profile because she recently (about 4 days ago) deactivated and subsequently reactivated her account and wiped all of her art off, but googling "SS0011 deviantart" or "Kone-e deviantart" will show some stored images in image results.

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The rest I could find all have her Kone-e signature:
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What really grabbed my attention with her though is her deviantart forum posts.

The first one is just someone asking if anyone knew why they deactivated and someone replying with "nope", super helpful. It's the ones started by SS0011 herself that are odd. It makes me think she might be heavily autistic or something because she asks questions like someone who doesn't understand basic social interactions.

Her latest (just a few hours ago as of this post) is Would you be happier without a relationship?
"If so, why? If not, why? I've never been in an actual relationship and I can't say that I really want one. It's hard to tell if I want to be loved or if I just like the thought of love. It feels very unrealistic whenever I imagine being in a relationship."

Others include:
Why is wanting to be another race unacceptable? (I don't remember exactly what the original post said before she hid it, it wasn't anything particularly "offensive," rather just clueless)
Why do people voice chat on discord?
"Just wondering since people always ask me for discord and wanna voice chat when I prefer text chat. I don't live alone, therefore, I have no privacy. So, I can't talk to them without my family asking 20 questions and wanting to do a background check on the person to see if they are a murderer."
Why are there so many hateful people on the internet?
TW: Suicide mention

In general, why are there so many hateful people in the world? I'm so tired of cyber bullying not being handled properly. These people are sadistic and won't stop even after you're dead. There was a YouTuber that I liked watching who called herself "Threemilk". She deleted every trace of her months ago, so I thought. Someone else re-uploaded her videos. She left the internet due to cyber bullying and it makes me angry. Now recently, a kpop idol, Sulli, has committed suicide due to hate comments. I was crazy about her and I wish these jerks would stop. (Funny how all of a sudden after they find out that she has passed away, they act so nice as if they didn't mean it.)Some people are so insensitive. Sure, just don't read the comments.... it's not that easy. At this point, people would have to turn off comments and that's not fair to the people who are nice to them. Why can't people just enjoy being online? Why do they have to ruin it? Even DA has turned into another pool of sh*t.

What's with all the narcissists? As a matter of fact, it seems as if they lack empathy. Seems more like sociopaths or something. No matter what you say or do, they still act like it's not okay for you to say or do it. I've even been cyber bullied and bullied in real life before in the past. Random girls being mean to me on Myspace. I got a message from someone telling me to kill myself and that I looked like an ugly tr*nny. In chat rooms people told me that I wasn't allowed to chat and told me to "go sit in the dark". In person, other kids were mean to me for being too quiet. (Gosh, if I was more talkative they would have still bullied me.) I don't even bother to post selfies of myself on Instagram. It's like, they just choose a random person to hate and then after they're done, they move on to the next victim. Sad. Really sad. This is why I hate society.
How to get over germaphobia towards people?
EDIT: (I realized that germophobe/germophobia is spelled with an O. Not an A. So, sorry for the misspelling. I didn't finish school. )


I've always had a problem with touching people and I realized that I'll never date or marry anyone if I don't fix this issue.

I have no problem petting a cute animal, but people getting too close makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't even want to touch another person's hair, because it's really creepy to me. I don't feel the same way if it's a wig made from human hair, so idk why I feel so grossed out by hair that sheds from a person or is still attached to them. I've never held anyone's hand other than my mom's when I was a little girl and I hated it! Her hands were always so sweaty. I hate sweat.

I've felt this way for as long as I can remember. So, pretty much my whole life. I feel it got worse though, because I don't even hug my own sister anymore. I stopped hugging her at age 10. I'm 27 now. As a germaphobe, it's hard to know if I'm actually asexual or if I'm just sex repulsed due to the germs. I have no experience with anyone. Recently, I don't even watch porn anymore, because I don't want to anymore and I feel fine.

So, what can I do to help myself get over the phobia I have? It's not guaranteed that I'll be able to have an intimate relationship with anyone, but at least I'll be able to act normal.
Why do some people hate Pisces men/women?
"I don't like Pisces, ya'll are weird". Someone told me this today in my notes when I told them my sign, since they asked for it.

Well dang, not like I can change that. I've been told that I'm too sensitive, but anyone can be that way. Especially Cancer. So, why do some people not like Pisces? I'm a Pisces sun, Gemini moon, and Capricorn rising female.
Is it possible to lose art skill?
"Or to have your skills diminish some how? I'm asking this, because I used to sketch a certain way and draw in a certain style years ago. Now, when I try to, I can't seem to anymore. I don't know if experimenting too much has caused my hand to get lazy or what could have happened, but it's really frustrating. I wanted to go back to an older style I was more satisfied with, because all the experimenting has really made me feel indecisive lately. I hate that I ever felt insecure over my style in the first place, because now I'm afraid I can't go back to it. My older art style isn't in my gallery anymore."
Why do people assume I'm a boy?
"When I'm an androgynous cis girl. It's not in real life, just online. What happened to asking the person what their pronouns are??"


She also posts vent rants about herself, including:
I don't have any goals
"I'm slowly becoming more and more nihilistic. Everytime someone asks what I want to do with my life or what goals I have for my future, I don't know how to answer them. Career goals is the biggest one that I can't seem to find. Singer? Actor? Nah, I only want to fantasize about it, not actually do it. How do people know what they want out of life without experiencing it??!! My mom keeps telling me that I should work in the animation industry, but I don't want to. I'm too lazy and art is only a hobby that I'm bad at. I do it to pass the time then delete my art, because I don't like it. T_T "
I almost don't even wanna post in forums anymore
Seems like I'm annoying and someone called me a troll account who posts garbage, so I really don't even want to bother anymore. If I need to rant or ask anything, I'll just do it else where, not on DA. As a matter of fact I almost want to just leave completely. Now I see what people mean when they say there is drama in the forums.
I might be looking for a new religion
"Well, long story short, I was brought up in an abusive Christian house hold. I was tired of being in fear of an afterlife. I was tired of believing in a so called god and expecting things in my life to change. I decided to stop being brainwashed and stop believing, because I realized that it was foolish for me to be afraid of hell. I saw all of the contradictions in the bible and it made me so angry. Anywho, I'm really interested in Laveyan Satanism. Maybe I could try something else like Wicca or Paganism. I'm not sure yet. I still have to do more research. My top one is definitely Laveyan Satanism. I could also just be a simple atheist with no religion at all. One thing for sure is I'm totally gonna burn a Christian bible as soon as I can for fun. (Mom's favorite is the king james version lol)

Can anyone tell me some info on any other religion that might seem fitting?"
I feel as if I don't know what to draw anymore
"It's not really art block. It's just, I feel as if I have to copy stuff I see on Pinterest or Instagram. You know, outfits that I like and want to wear, but I have no money to buy the outfit so I just draw a cute girl wearing it. Most of the time I just draw the model or I combine different stuff together, but it gets really boring. I feel as if it's my "theme" to do this now, but I wish I could be more creative like I used to be years ago.


I'd pretty much draw anything years ago, so idk what happened to me. I used to have ocs and now it's just a bunch of random characters. Of course my art wasn't perfect and I still would get rid of lots of it. I still want to get rid of all my old art and start over. It's funny, because my mom got mad at me when she found out I was throwing my art away and she asked, "What's the point of drawing then if you're just going to get rid of it?"


Well, art is something to pass the time for me. I also have this feeling of wanting to copy something that I like, so I draw it. Otherwise, if I could get rid of that feeling and find something that could pass the time better for me without making noise or something then I probably would stop drawing. It feels like a curse. I took the time to just browse on Pinterest and of course the feeling hit me, but I tried to ignore it and just enjoy the cute pictures. It kind of worked and I watched a movie on YouTube that I never saw before. Do you think I can get over drawing or maybe try to get my creativeness back? "

Also interesting is a Q&A she did, which sheds a little more light on her personality.
Some interesting tidbits:
  • She's 27 and lives with her mother in Oklahoma
  • She was only in the public school system for 4 years and was homeschooled for 7; she doesn't have a high school diploma or GED. She claims to have not learned anything past 7th grade
  • She likes jazz
  • Her mother appears to be abusive or controlling

I don't really know what to make of her. Since I follow her, I get a notification for her activity, including forum posts (which are in a different notification category and thus stick out) which is what drew my attention to her weird behavior. She's not really a lolcow, just a really interesting subject that I thought I might share with you all.

*EDIT: Figured since she has a history of hiding posts and deactivating/reactivating, I should add the OP text for each of those forum posts. Also added a Q&A she did.

Hey, I saw your post from like a whole year ago practically. I actually searched my username, because I was trying to find some of my old art, so thanks for saving some of what you found. If you wanna contact me, to ask me stuff let me know what method works best for you. I made a new DA if you wanna find me there. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have. Idk if it's too late for you to respond to my reply or not, but worth a shot.
 
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