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The Cum Consumer

Gimme daddy's cummies UwU
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/d/ is the hentai/alternative board. There's always a spanking thread going on there. For your sanity, avoid looking at literally any of the other threads on the board. They probably have less shit-flinging, but some of those fetishes are truly depraved.
 
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Monika H.

Digging 'cause all good boys are dead
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This is a big powerlevel, but this is for a bigger lolcow.

The spanking threads on /d/ are predictably full of butthurt, but not just the fun, kinky kind. For some reason, this fetish attracts the biggest fucking retards you'll ever see. These faggots actually come to a porn thread to start slapfights instead of jerking off. The biggest faggot of them all is the schizocow who starts like half of all the slapfights: the Bleighfag. Most people don't really memorize the names of porn artists, and if they do, they don't really think all too much about them. Not the Bleighfag. To him, Bleigh is not just a mediocre spanking artist. To him, Bleigh is the fucking boogeyman. You see an anon shitposting on 4chan, and you brush him off as a troll. The Bleighfag sees an anon shitposting and accuses him of being Bleigh, You see a spanking image that you don't really like, the Bleighfag sees a conspiracy to destroy the 4chan hentai spanking community. Where you see a power-hungry jannie who bans people to feel some sense of control, the Bleighfag sees a coordinated attack by Bleigh to report-spam any post that he opposes. If the Jews run the world, then Bleigh runs the Jews. If you post on the threads every now and then, you WILL be accused of being Bleigh. The rationale for the Bleighfag is some sort of Discord message he found where Bleigh said that he visits /d/. I've checked the 4chan archive for /d/, and the bitching about Bleigh has been going on since 2014. Six fucking years over this dude.

The Bleighfag might not be the only schizocow on the spanking threads. There's also another anon who has a similar hate boner for an artist named Zani. Zani is an artist at Animeotk.com, which is basically the mortal enemy of the /d/ spanking threads.
From what I can gather, I think that the Zanifag assumes that Zani constantly shitposts on /d/ in order to feel like he has a hatedom and get attention. I think that the Bleighfag might also be the Zanifag, but I'm not sure. I think they might even be enemies, with the Zanifag accusing the Bleighfag of being the Zanifag and vice versa. It's very hard to keep up with the incoherent accusations. Honestly, it might be worthwhile for me to make a community watch just on these spanking threads, but I don't know if there's enough content for one.
You'd be surprised by the amount of slapfights you find in the comment section of porn videos.
The worst are gay/bi videos.
You see lots of closet cases and such that feel the need to look up the video and then write full homophobic gospels.

The best comment was something of the like "Closet cases need to get a fucking grip after they cum on it".
 

grimacefetishist

If only anyone would explain to me why I'm single
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shorturl.at/cryNZ makes me nostalgic for chris chan, especially her most recent post involving a pokemon and sonic the hedgehog shorturl.at/npDO2

shortening the url so her name doesn't show up here. too lazy to archive
 
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JokahBaybee

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There's this very small Anime-themed vlog channel I know called OkasaSyndrome (Formerly Star), where this transgender weeb Sadcow makes long rambling vlogs, mostly about their life, their mental state, and personal philosophy. The video that skyrocketed them into fame was likely their video "How Digibro Saved My Life" where they talk about how thinking about Digibro saved them last second from a suicide attempt.
They are somewhat interesting and remarkably well-spoken, but it's very clear that they are mentally ill and even suicidally depressed.
They talk at length about the many times, accidentally or otherwise, they brushed with death, their earliest suicide attempt being at the age of 10, and they are concerningly apathetic about dying, even so far as to welcome the idea by positing, quite bleakly, that life for them is a net negative, and they wouldn't want to live over 20*.
They also talk openly about their interest and research into drugs, recounting their experiences doing everything from opiates to psychedelics. They've made so much information about their life public that you could easily fill a thread with a timeline of their history, but at the same time, I'm reluctant to make a thread about them even under the pretense of being a sadcow and not a lolcow, on the off chance they come across it and 41% themselves, which isn't exactly a fate I'd wish on such a poor, fucked up soul, and definitely not something I want on my conscience.

*I think that's what they said but I can't remember
 
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cockle

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This is a big powerlevel, but this is for a bigger lolcow.

The spanking threads on /d/ are predictably full of butthurt, but not just the fun, kinky kind. For some reason, this fetish attracts the biggest fucking retards you'll ever see. These faggots actually come to a porn thread to start slapfights instead of jerking off. The biggest faggot of them all is the schizocow who starts like half of all the slapfights: the Bleighfag. Most people don't really memorize the names of porn artists, and if they do, they don't really think all too much about them. Not the Bleighfag. To him, Bleigh is not just a mediocre spanking artist. To him, Bleigh is the fucking boogeyman. You see an anon shitposting on 4chan, and you brush him off as a troll. The Bleighfag sees an anon shitposting and accuses him of being Bleigh, You see a spanking image that you don't really like, the Bleighfag sees a conspiracy to destroy the 4chan hentai spanking community. Where you see a power-hungry jannie who bans people to feel some sense of control, the Bleighfag sees a coordinated attack by Bleigh to report-spam any post that he opposes. If the Jews run the world, then Bleigh runs the Jews. If you post on the threads every now and then, you WILL be accused of being Bleigh. The rationale for the Bleighfag is some sort of Discord message he found where Bleigh said that he visits /d/. I've checked the 4chan archive for /d/, and the bitching about Bleigh has been going on since 2014. Six fucking years over this dude.

The Bleighfag might not be the only schizocow on the spanking threads. There's also another anon who has a similar hate boner for an artist named Zani. Zani is an artist at Animeotk.com, which is basically the mortal enemy of the /d/ spanking threads.
From what I can gather, I think that the Zanifag assumes that Zani constantly shitposts on /d/ in order to feel like he has a hatedom and get attention. I think that the Bleighfag might also be the Zanifag, but I'm not sure. I think they might even be enemies, with the Zanifag accusing the Bleighfag of being the Zanifag and vice versa. It's very hard to keep up with the incoherent accusations. Honestly, it might be worthwhile for me to make a community watch just on these spanking threads, but I don't know if there's enough content for one.
Wait, that schizo bleighfag is still active? Jesus fucking christ.
 

Bad Take Crucifier

"I was a lolcow until I found Jesus"
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Can my own brain be a lolcow?

I had a horribly realistic nightmare last night that Joshua "null" Moon was coming to get me. Freddy Kruger style, pretty violently as punishment for not disappointing my mom enough or something. I don't know. I woke up in a sweat and realized I hadn't been on Kiwifarms in over a week. This has never happened before and hopefully never happens again. That was too meta for me. inb4 puzzle piece ratings

(:_(someone hold me gently like null is holding the baby cow in his PFP
 

DeAtH

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I had this one fucker, I meant him on I think Amino or some shit, one of those pedo-ridden fuckholes 20yr old grown-ass men with white Ford Vans go to try and wank off and bait teenage girls and trannies go to cry about their problems instead of fixing them. At first, he seemed fine until he asked the weirdest fucking question, "hey wanna join my secret society" or some shit like that. He then sent me a discord link to a server that had like 5 other people in it, and at that moment, I was dragged into the weirdest cult shit ever. This motherfucker sent me his second bible religious manifesto, called his religion Cecronism and went around begging people to join his stupid cult worshipping him as the messiah. Oh wait, I forgot to get into the, him being the messiah part and his harem of 13 yr old girls. He believed himself to be the reincarnation of his god Cercona, and that he would erase the world of sinners and liars, install himself in a monarcho-fascist dictatorship and rule the world starting from a revolution in his home in Florida. He believed that God manifested himself as a green dragon, that the devil was a red dragon and that Jesus Christ was a false idol, and he constantly throughout every interaction I had tried to hammer-down everyone's throat that he was a god. Especially in front of these three teenage girls, he baited into the server, who he, by the way, would constantly try to force into ERP in DMs. I managed to get some of them to leave and get away from him, and by the time I started ghosting him, they were all done talking to the creep. I being the fucking retard that I was, watched to see how this guy would act, cus this fucker was a paranoid nut, the moment you said anything that went against his holy bible and animu he would sperg in voice and block ya. Oh yeah, the anime part. He was, how do I describe it, ya know those guys on discord, the ones with Sasuke as their profile, with some part of the face blacked out, the ones who use anime gifs and always talk about how women are evil or some shit but still try way too hard to get that one e-girl in voice, and they spam shitty emo-rap that sounds like a depressed 17-yr old white kid got dumped and is scream-crying into the mic about it with a max volume bass trying to hide shitty vocals, yeah those guys, turn that into a religion. He literally put Google-translated Japanese into his bible and talked about buying Katanas to kill the people who fucked with him in high school. This is just the beginning of his retardom, but I'll leave it here,
I might try to get a hold of him to see if I can fuck with him more.

Holy shit I dug and found his youtube channel
Do what you with it what you will

If I can get in contact and fuck with him, I might write a thread, I remember him saying something about making a twitter so I'll try and see where that went

EDIT: found the jackpot, looked through and found the google doc for his manifesto, I'll attach the pdf
I’m sorry, I can’t take this seriously because the dumbest fucker here is the one who post the wrong version of the book. In addition, he has the balls to post it in the most shadiest site ever known to man. Next, he acts like he finds the jack pot yet in reality, if he was actually reading the whole damn thing. He would have known that it is the test version. The real version has 200 pages and you know what’s funny? He probably thinks that he found the jack pot simply because he finds the shittiest version out of his own ignorance or it’s out of his lack of knowledge about the entire religion. Apparently, to you guys. Freedom is a stupid concept because you never exprerienced power in your life and therefore. You have to vent your idiotic rage here where no one gives a shit about your life. Next up, you guys call me a nigger and I’m just laughing my ass off. Are you trying to sound self righteous or are you just being evil, for the sake of it. You have absolutely no consideration for the people who actually go against the norms, of society, sheesh. I can’t tell if you are trying to sound good or not, lol.
 

TheMagician

Just lost The Game
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I’m sorry, I can’t take this seriously because the dumbest fucker here is the one who post the wrong version of the book. In addition, he has the balls to post it in the most shadiest site ever known to man. Next, he acts like he finds the jack pot yet in reality, if he was actually reading the whole damn thing. He would have known that it is the test version. The real version has 200 pages and you know what’s funny? He probably thinks that he found the jack pot simply because he finds the shittiest version out of his own ignorance or it’s out of his lack of knowledge about the entire religion. Apparently, to you guys. Freedom is a stupid concept because you never exprerienced power in your life and therefore. You have to vent your idiotic rage here where no one gives a shit about your life. Next up, you guys call me a nigger and I’m just laughing my ass off. Are you trying to sound self righteous or are you just being evil, for the sake of it. You have absolutely no consideration for the people who actually go against the norms, of society, sheesh. I can’t tell if you are trying to sound good or not, lol.
Learn to edit your first post, newfag
 

TheMagician

Just lost The Game
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I’m sorry, I don’t fucking use shitty sites like this... XD
You're a moron if you don't just check every button on your post until you find one that says "edit", especially when you know that posts can be edited, since the month-old post that got you upset enough to post here says "last edited" at the bottom. It's ironic that you call someone out for not reading the entirety of your shitty book when you can't even read the entirety of a shitty forum post.
Also, you're in no position to call other sites shitty when you use fucking Amino, or a site similar enough to get confused for it.
 
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DeAtH

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If you don't know how to use forums, you're a zoomer and possibly underage.
Haha, I’m just on here because of that fucker who posted the dumbest shit about me. I don’t care about anyone else on here, just him. He’s my main focus, right now. I hope he gets the fuck on and responds because I know he doesn’t do shit, at all. I can lower the list and I can see who was in the old servers. I already have a few ideas on who it is and their account, they fucked up real bad :evil:

Do you wanna talk about it?
Meh, I’m good, you seem cool though.
 

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
True & Honest Fan
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Haha, I’m just on here because of that fucker who posted the dumbest shit about me. I don’t care about anyone else on here, just him. He’s my main focus, right now. I hope he gets the fuck on and responds because I know he doesn’t do shit, at all. I can lower the list and I can see who was in the old servers. I already have a few ideas on who it is and their account, they fucked up real bad :evil:
lol what are you gonna do, send him your fag porn collection?
 

DeAtH

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lol what are you gonna do, send him your fag porn collection?
Meh, it’s quite obvious what will happen to this idiot.

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You do have a nice pic though. I like how you used it to try and get into our testing amino. I like how I welcomed you with open arms and yet, you were literally being malicious the whole time. You should have never said you were in the discord server. You just gave me way too much info about you.
 

The Fool

True & Honest Fan
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You do have a nice pic though. I like how you used it to try and get into our testing amino. I like how I welcomed you with open arms and yet, you were literally being malicious the whole time. You should have never said you were in the discord server. You just gave me way too much info about you.

I'm in the discord server with him too. You should have seen the stuff he sent me, wild!
 
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