Personal Lolcows -

their typing makes me want to tear my eyes out

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edit: also love how they're too much of a sperg to realise this is trolling
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Old Hoodie

my pronouns are fag/faggot
Found out about literally today, so maybe not a personal lolcow for me but my only personal lolcow who doesn't have a thread is Johnofe, and there's nothing more I could say about him than what's already been said.
I found this person from a video talking about Antoons, and I wanted to look them up because holy shit, they type like they're larping, and I couldn't believe a real person would talk like that. They're real.
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Meet Ika, who I could only describe as kinnie sjw tumblr's rotten corpse reanimated and given new life on twitter.
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Despite being 13, they have professionally diagnosed autism, adhd, npd and bpd, and did to boot, as they have a system. all at 13.
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Possibly the funniest trigger list ever =P =P =P
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unironic crytyping
it seems like there was a callout on this person or something, but it got deleted. major apologies if there's already a thread about this person, like i said, just found out about them today but god their page is a goldmine.
Holy shit reading through these I thought this was my own personal cow (even down to the writing "quirks") but nope it's a completely different individual! These people try so hard to be unique and they all end up exactly the same....

I fear for the younger generation. :heart-empty:
 

AMERICA

GET A LIFE, SO WHAT IF I AM ATTRACTED TO Pokémon!!
True & Honest Fan
This weirdo: Saigekilla/Tailasy

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I don't know him on a personal level, but I've been watching him from afar for a while. Saigekilla apparently took on this moniker because he really hated another user called Saige. He's an autistic 18 year old from Taiwan. He is also incredibly active/aggressive on Twitter to the point that another equally-autistic user created this Twitter to document his activities:

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Really, there is too much to say about this weirdo. He is known for hitting on teenagers (14+) and has a swarm of people following him, archiving his behavior. He's had countless Twitter handles because he wants to escape his reputation, but he always gets discovered right away. Here is a list I made to keep track of him, currently at 29:

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He is also a self-admitted pedophile and there are some very concerning accusations surrounding him, to say the least. No idea what that last one is about, but it's concerning:

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He's disabled, lives with his family, and spends his copious amount of free time getting into stupid internet fights all day every day:

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He also openly hates trannies because they get in the way of his love quest by wasting his time (by not immediately disclosing that they are trans; making him ask):

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Anyway, his post history is really wild. He has had countless Twitter usernames because he is always trying to hide from the swarm of people archiving him. He's Currently @acter_ri on Twitter, u/FushunRi-acter on Reddit.

Edit: As I was collecting screenshots for this post I came across this very disturbing screenshot from Discord where he is accused of raping a 14-year old and doesn't deny it/think it's a big deal. What the fuck.

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In conclusion:
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Alright don't know if there's a better place for this guy, but for now I'll just post him here.

Meet Mario. An Italian serg with a obsession of all things webtoons.
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Mario started of as a fairly low level /a/ sperg who started to gain notoriety when Tower of God, a Korean webtoon got an anime announced, he would start to make daily threads leading up to and during the shows airing about how "its a /lit/ masterpiece", how it would bring about a "new golden age" of anime, and general waifu shilling. Normally this is par for the course for /a/ spergs, but what pushed him over the edge is that the tower of god anime wasn't the perfect 10/10 anime.

Mario started back peddling as soon as the anime ended, calling it the worst adaptation ever made (despite the fact that he was shilling it as AOTY only a few weeks prior) and even starting to spam the official English twitter account as well as any staff member who worked on it with an active twitter along the lines of:
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And the spelling in the tweet isn't a one off thing, He's an ESL through and through (makes it really easy to pick him out when he starts spergging on /a/), and when ever someone makes fun of him for it, his response is always "English is a shit language, learn Latin".
Yes he's stupid enough to think modern Italian is the same thing as classical Latin and sometimes goes on about how Latin isn't a dead language but the "official langauge of every scientist community of the world" if he's mad enough.

After talk of Tower of God died down he then moved on to the next webtoon anime, The God of Highschool.
Can't say much about since it wasn't as much of an obsession for him and I haven't looked in the old threads for it, but from what I can tell he speed read the series in one day, kept defending it as AOTS since its a superior Korean webtoon, was calling people fake fans who where complaining that the anime cut a lot of stuff, and ended up calling it a trash adaptation after it ended.

Surprisingly he's not shilling the third webtoon anime, Noblesse. I'm not sure why but I think he said something along the lines of "Its an anime that take place in japan so its shit"

Currently his shilling a webtoon called UnOrdinary and is convinced that an adaptation will come out spring 2021. And not learning his lesson from the past series having "bad adaptations", is also convinced it will be AOTC. I could go more into it but I'll just point you to one of the many daily threads he makes about the series.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/210884336/
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful nigga
this one could be worth a pretty lenghty thread in the international board, but my knowledge of him is too fragmentary to write an OP that would make him justice, plus i'm not too optimistic about the number of spaghetti niggers who lurk the farms [and just as i write this, i notice the post about me describes an italian man, lmao], so i'll just stick to posting it here until i get enough info
Dario Greggio is a 50 something years old man who became semi-viral in Italy a while back because of a video where passionately rants about Berlusconi
the video in question:

(the channel that uploaded this video also has more content from him, and so does this one)

after that, his notoriety faded away and his name was forgotten by most

on a surface level, he just looks like a guy who is very invested in politics, to the point of obsession someone might come to presume, but his behaviour here is actually pretty mild compared to most of his other videos
he's been getting traction again recently, so maybe he's going to get out of the personal lolcow hole and move to greener pastures, but for now i'll just leave you with the masperpiece down below
to better get the point across, in a way that every kiwi can understand what i mean, i made a quick edit of where he speaks in english out of one of my favourite videos of him, in which he expresses his anger towards some guy from South Tyrol while a parrot nonchalantly chirps on his left
 
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polyqueerandrosensual

Somehow-not-a-Lolcow
Not really very cowy but I knew a troon in high school, "she" began troonsitioning in like 2009? Well I just looked up her photo that's very recent (from days ago, apparently) and... holy fuck "she" does not pass at all. It's like Gandalf cursed this he-bitch or something. Over a decade of whoremoans and whatnot and it still looks like a damn man! xD I'd post a pic but idk if I'm allowed to. >.>
 

Angel Dust

Insidious Bitch Snake
There is a regular who comes to the dog park, I'll call him dan. Dan is so annoying that people will text one another that dan is there so he can be avoided. Dan is in his 60s, has a thick Bronx accent and takes the boomer stereotypes to the next level. Dan has an opinion on absolutely everything, and his opinion is the only correct one. He'll come over to people and just start loudly voicing an opinion on whatever is being talked about. And he's one of those TALKING LOUD MEANS IM RIGHT types. I mean absolutely everything. When he's not over riding people's conversations, he's complaining non stop that he hates the area we are in and is always comparing it to new York. We're a desert across the country mind you. So it's "it gets so hot here. Ny had much more mild summers". He even rants about how the trees and bushes here are somehow inferior to ny. Multiple people have asked him why he just doesn't move back, to which he just sputters a response and walks away. Dan knows he annoys people and will make it a point to bother you if he knows he can. He talks to new people to kinda sus them out and then use it to annoy them. Ex) he once heard a guy talking to his friend about being bi. This guy is a 55yr old veteran with a plate in his head. So Dan goes over and while he doesn't talk directly to them, he loudly starts saying how back in his day (50s ny) the mafia would hang gay people. He's just kinda saying this into the air. The guy doesn't say anything, he just gets his dog and leaves. To which Dan FOLLOWS him asking "Why are you leaving why are you leaving? You're not offended are you? People get so offended now over everything". The man just politely says he doesn't want to talk to Dan and Dan keeps following this guy out to his car asking why is he offended. Dan pretends he's hard of hearing to eavesdrop on people and talk at full volume. He's especially creepy with young girls and women. He'll sit on a bench next to a woman and just start inching closer and closer while complimenting them. He likes to hoover over young girls and make everyone uncomfortable. He'll try and impress every women he meets. Sometimes he'll stand around one and then use what they're talking about to initiate conversation. Like "oh i haven't seen you before. I bet you're from Virginia right? You look like your from Virginia". (Person was just talking about moving from Virginia) it's hard to describe but it's so very predatory. Like he's not listening out of interest, but more gathering info for his own use.

Dan claims to be married. No one really questioned this for awhile until the things he said started to get super odd. No one has ever seen his wife, who he refers to as Mommy, and he says she's sick. Her illness ranged from genetic illness to her having to stay home because she has a bone infection with bleeding wounds all over down to the bone. And he says this just casual like, like laying in bed having a bleeding bone infection is normal. She apparently survived this and now is in hospice care, but only when he remembers he told people that. Other times she's still at home bleeding in bed. He'll pretend to take calls from her and loudly proclaim he's on the phone with his wife to no one in particular. We're firmly convinced that his wife is in a barrel in the basement.

Now onto Dans greatest hits of fuck tarded opinions and things he's said. I want you to keep in mind no one ever asks. He volunteers unprompted.

- to a young women studying to become a social worker: "i don't see the point in foster care. Foster kids, they arrive, and they arrive already ruined". No he did not understand why people were upset about him calling young children ruined.

- to a guy sitting with his kid: (context is the guy was talking about needing a new fridge) "I don't know if you know this but there used to be a real big problem with kids in my neighborhood getting stuck in old abandoned fridges and suffocating. They'd just be out playing and crawl in and no one could hear them in the fridge". Why kids specifically from his neighborhood? Why were there so many abandoned fridges? Why did he know no one could hear their screams? Things we'll never know.

- he frequently talks about how the younger generation is lazy and greedy and how the terrible job market is just an excuse. He doesn't believe in living wage, saying you can live on any wage, you just have to buckle down.

- Hates the police which is odd considering his super conservative views. He thinks police are "queers".

Dan also power levels like a mother fucker. He'll tell you about his alcoholic father who beat his mom. He'll tell you how he almost hung himself in a motel. He'll tell you about his siblings don't talk to him. He'll tell you about his mothers failed marriages. Everything you never wanted to know nor would ever discuss in a casual sitting.

Dan also lies. A lot. Highlights:

- Dan has his car plastered with 9/11 stickers and wears a lot of 9/11 memorabilia. Dan has claimed to not only be at ground zero, oh no that's not good enough for Dan, he says he was one of the first responders. Dan has also said he was no where near ny for 9/11. Ghost first responder I guess.
- Dan also wears a lot of pow/mia type things and talks a ton about korea and Vietnam and Iraq. He stops short of ever saying he ever served but lets people come to that conclusion. He NEVER talks about this when the actual veterans are around. He was asked "oh what branch were you in", and he had to sputter and backpedal and admit he didn't ever serve anywhere, he just likes "the look of military stuff". He actually has a very negative opinion about the army and will go on about that when the real veterans aren't around.
- Dan has met Reagan AND Trump. No details on either. He just has. Don't ask any follow up.
- Dan does have a Bronx accent as stated, but has also said he's from Brooklyn, Queens, Jersey and Delaware. It varies depending on who he's talked to.

One of the key things that makes Dan be Dan is his utter and complete obsession with trucking. He used to be a long haul trucker and will bring this up to absolutely everyone and recommend it as a career path to absolutely everyone. EVERYONE. Young mother? Should be a trucker. Make great money. Newly married? Trucker. Make double the money as a married truck team. Disabled? Trucker. He legit recommends trucking to people who have vision problems.

He also goes on about it. He'll share trucking tips like how to ask another man for a shower token, borrowing supplies for a shower, how not to anger another trucker at a shower stall. Dude is really concerned about shower etiquette between men. (It's been joked before to ask him about glory hole etiquette).
"When i was a trucker i hauled over the mountains....." Which leads to a long rambling story that somehow ends up being completely unrelated to trucking. He's never actually once described a specific job or company he worked for or, yk, how to actually be a trucker. (We've also joked that someone should track his old routes and see if they aline with missing women. Very David Parker Ray).

And no. His dog isn't even well behaved.
 

Dave.

ok
I just enjoy ironically watching this girl's stream. Seriously it takes her 30 fucking minutes just to start her memorial stream for her friend.
I've also had a long history with her so it just adds to the experience.
 
Okay, this is recent, and very very personal, so negrate me all you want, but one of my now former friends turned out to be a huge attention-whoring douchebag that gets pissed when confronted about him not being all that decent of a person, even shifting the blame on minors, and has also shown (cropped) porn to minors, even going as far as telling the same minors who the artist is. A friend of mine tried to calmly and politely tell him that they felt like one of his characters was just a nicer, female version of one of their favorite OCs, and he didn't exactly take it very well, claiming that albino characters with red glasses are a common anime trope, and later claimed that said friend accused them of character theft and never apologized for the accusation, even though my friend sent me screenshots showing that they did, in fact, apologize, and were trying to drop the topic, but he kept dragging it on.
 

Hello Gordon

No BBC equals anger
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There's a South Korean woman named Chip Chan. She's a paranoid Schizophrenic who believes that a cop called P installed a GPS Chip in her foot. She livestreams for hours on end and is seen sleeping a couple of times for at least 20 hours. Nobody knows her real name or family. She claims her parents died and left a large inheritance for her which is why she's able to live alone. She's been a shut in since 2009.
 

judge claude frollo

BRING ME THE GYPSY GIRL
True & Honest Fan
the band, Steam Powered Giraffe, after one of the members went full troon. I used to really like the band, but this was before Hatchworth left. Before Rabbit went crazytroon, he was an awesome member with a variety of talents. Now, he's one of those MtF trannies who simply fetishize women to the point he became one, and his new stage name is Bunny. I say this because:
  • in one (perhaps many, but I've only watched this one instance before I quit) of his Twitch streams he doesn't want to change his voice
  • he takes pictures of his disgusting manchest, captioning "Look at my boobies!!! :3" on his Twitter. Unfortunately I can't find the tweet anymore, it seems to have been deleted.
  • he's one of those Quirky Unfunny Tranny Gamers; however, to give him credit, he's way more lax than the Twitch Deer Tranny
  • dates another tranny
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his hot girlfriend:
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In comparison, it's really just your run-of-the-mill MtF blend of Reddit/Twitter woman fetishism. It's not as crazy as others, but I thought I'd post because I've been listening to some of their older songs recently and, as stupid as it may sound, their music always felt personal to me at least.
 
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This weirdo: Saigekilla/Tailasy

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I don't know him on a personal level, but I've been watching him from afar for a while. Saigekilla apparently took on this moniker because he really hated another user called Saige. He's an autistic 18 year old from Taiwan. He is also incredibly active/aggressive on Twitter to the point that another equally-autistic user created this Twitter to document his activities:

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Really, there is too much to say about this weirdo. He is known for hitting on teenagers (14+) and has a swarm of people following him, archiving his behavior. He's had countless Twitter handles because he wants to escape his reputation, but he always gets discovered right away. Here is a list I made to keep track of him, currently at 29:

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He is also a self-admitted pedophile and there are some very concerning accusations surrounding him, to say the least. No idea what that last one is about, but it's concerning:


He's disabled, lives with his family, and spends his copious amount of free time getting into stupid internet fights all day every day:


He also openly hates trannies because they get in the way of his love quest by wasting his time (by not immediately disclosing that they are trans; making him ask):


Anyway, his post history is really wild. He has had countless Twitter usernames because he is always trying to hide from the swarm of people archiving him. He's Currently @acter_ri on Twitter, u/FushunRi-acter on Reddit.

Edit: As I was collecting screenshots for this post I came across this very disturbing screenshot from Discord where he is accused of raping a 14-year old and doesn't deny it/think it's a big deal. What the fuck.


In conclusion:
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Don't forgot his Discord Fushun Ri-acter#3618
 

joj valjoj

rogue leftist :(
Found out about literally today, so maybe not a personal lolcow for me but my only personal lolcow who doesn't have a thread is Johnofe, and there's nothing more I could say about him than what's already been said.
I found this person from a video talking about Antoons, and I wanted to look them up because holy shit, they type like they're larping, and I couldn't believe a real person would talk like that. They're real.
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Meet Ika, who I could only describe as kinnie sjw tumblr's rotten corpse reanimated and given new life on twitter.
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Despite being 13, they have professionally diagnosed autism, adhd, npd and bpd, and did to boot, as they have a system. all at 13.
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Possibly the funniest trigger list ever =P =P =P
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it seems like there was a callout on this person or something, but it got deleted. major apologies if there's already a thread about this person, like i said, just found out about them today but god their page is a goldmine.
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Angel Dust

Insidious Bitch Snake
the band, Steam Powered Giraffe, after one of the members went full troon. I used to really like the band, but this was before Hatchworth left. Before Rabbit went crazytroon, he was an awesome member with a variety of talents. Now, he's one of those MtF trannies who simply fetishize women to the point he became one, and his new stage name is Bunny. I say this because:
  • in one (perhaps many, but I've only watched this one instance before I quit) of his Twitch streams he doesn't want to change his voice
  • he takes pictures of his disgusting manchest, captioning "Look at my boobies!!! :3" on his Twitter. Unfortunately I can't find the tweet anymore, it seems to have been deleted.
  • he's one of those Quirky Unfunny Tranny Gamers; however, to give him credit, he's way more lax than the Twitch Deer Tranny
  • dates another tranny
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his hot girlfriend:
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In comparison, it's really just your run-of-the-mill MtF blend of Reddit/Twitter woman fetishism. It's not as crazy as others, but I thought I'd post because I've been listening to some of their older songs recently and, as stupid as it may sound, their music always felt personal to me at least.

Aw man. I used to listen to spg all the time in college. Depressing news.
 

judge claude frollo

BRING ME THE GYPSY GIRL
True & Honest Fan
Aw man. I used to listen to spg all the time in college. Depressing news.
yeah, I'm not sure if you keep up as much anymore because I don't really, but one of their band members now got outed for grooming tons of minors during their tours, and now SPG is working to get him cut from all their music and reuploaded onto youtube without his presence. I guess being a groomer is just a default trait for many entertainers at this point. I feel bad for Spine most of all, he just seems so chill still to this day.
 

KifflomKween

Ay up mi cow
What happens when a white trash whore crawls out of her shithole small town in the hills and whores her way into the middle class, marrying a spineless cuck province politician from a decadent middle class family? My cousin, their son, happens.

My cousin H. is, in my opinion, either and undiagnosed sociopath or HPD.
He's all the stereotypes of white trash, like his mother: fat, retarded, mentally unstable, animal abuser, wife beater, creep, parasite. He's also a compulsive liar.

Long story short, he's my aunt's eldest son and golden child, her anchor into the middle class. She put a lot of expectations on him, which he was too lazy and retarded to live up to, so he took to making himself into a lolcow.

Here's a small list of the things hes done:
  • Let his dog die of illness/negligence and then accused the neighbour of poisoning it
  • Was stuck in a fancy arhitecture college until he was in his 30s. Left because his parents said they wouldnt pay anymore. Falsified a diplom from said university. Was caught by his parents.
  • Lied about his wife being pregnant. After being congratulated by everyone, said she had a miscarriage because she had a tumour in her uterus. His mother found out it was all a lie and she never ead pregnant.
  • Beats up wife
  • In his teens, his father (being a politician) used the city hall's public money to pay his personal phone calls at home. My cousin used up a considerable amount of money to call erotic hotlines. Eventually my uncle looked at the bills and confronted him.
  • Used to be morbidly obese until he got a gastric bypass. Despite being warned by the doctor not to over eat, he did it anyway and almost died of a stroke.
  • Gets involved in fights with other relatives every family gathering. Has tried to hit his mother in front of eveyone (was stopped by his father) and has threatened an aunt

He's done a lot of other things, this is just a short summary. This would be much funnier for me if I wasn't related to that peace of shit and his parents.
 

catpin

proud and loving father of 3 niglets
I graduated this year and finally got my first IT job after struggling to find one for so long in covid times.
I got send to Tilburg in the Netherlands via a company for a project for 3 weeks.
I accept the job because I really did need the money at the time.
The place I was going to IT assist was a school that specialized in all things art.
I have my opinions on doing an art academy, mostly that you prepare people to have a shitty future because there is an overabundance of artists wanting to make it already.
That wasn't the problem however, my problem was the person worked with. let's call him Kero, the name will make sense later.

I come there on my first day nice and 30 minutes early to meet with the IT guy there.
He comes in an hour late.
I think nothing about this since shit happens.
He shows me around and tells me about what I'm going to do for him the weeks I'm there.
Sit down with him and he tells me to use a certain program.
I tell him I didn't know how to use it yet and ask him if he could explain it to me.
The guy looks at me and tells me in the kindest way possible that I'm stupid.
Told him this is my first IT-related job so I might not understand everything from the get-go while I actually wanted to go fucking ballistic on him, this goes on for the entirety of my job there.
He constantly kept scratching his nuts while we talked and continued doing this for the duration of my job there while treating me like a retard.

A week later I see kero with this Ali-express quality anime crocodile t-shirt.
Jokingly asked if he's a furry.
"Uhh yeah how did you know?"
oh fuck.
Tell him I guessed with the shirt he's wearing.
Kero Keeps going in full detail about how he got this shirt at a furry convention in America.
Ask him if IT pays this good.
"Haha, no I hate this job, they pay me so less that I got money from my parents"
Proceeds to show me his bank account.
Motherfucker has half a million to his name.
Told me he works because his parents tell him to.

At lunch that same day he proceeds to tell me he worked mentally on himself because he abused his status of having autism to get what he wanted while he didn't have autism at all.
I kept swallowing this bullshit he kept feeding me every fucking lunchtime.
Our boss came by and asked Kero how a certain part of the project went.
Kero starts telling him bullshit about how he's working very hard and how he's ordering me to do shit for him.
Boss starts asking about his tasks and if he could see them.
Kero goes silent.
Boss goes on his PC and see that jack shit is done.
Boss gets visibly pissed at kero and just tells him: "Get this fucking shit done today."
Kero blames me for a task he didn't assign to me almost crying.
I told him: "You can't just tell me I had to do shit at the last fucking moment."
"Uhh, yeah I can, you work for me."
I kept calm, I keep reminding myself that I do this job to pay the bills and did the thing he asked

The second week passes.
Still fed up with Kero's shit.
Got the task to clean the old thin clients from the inside in the library.
Librarian is a chill old dude who kept offering me snacks while I was working.
"You work for Kero, right? He's quite a handful to put it kindly."
Told him I worked for the company that sends me here, he's just a customer to me.
The librarian laughed and told me good luck.
Did my task, Kero checks on me.
"Uhh, I can swear at you I think..." He says
Hear the librarian chuckle in the distance.
"Yeah these thin clients look identical, but they need to be placed in a specific order, good job."
Motherfucker...
Kero walks away with his fucking furfag t-shirt.
The librarian walks up to me and apologizes for laughing, but every time Kero walks in, he laughs because he thinks he's "Een sneu ventje" which is Dutch for the pathetic guy.

Finally the third and the last week came by.

I got ordered by Kero to fix\upgrade laptops for an windows 10 upgraded image.
Yeah, sure whatever.
Kero hands me a screwdriver and I start screwing them open.
Notice the screwdriver is oversized as hell for the screws but at this point, I was tired of his shit.
Start upgrading laptops while fucking destroying every screw on the laptops.
Kero notices and complains to me.
"Hey man, you didn't give me the tools for the job, what do you expect?"
Kero is fuming at this point.
The final hour strikes.
It's finally fucking over.
I can finally leave this furries grasps and reclaim freedom.
Furry wanted to go to Macdonald's with me for a good "goodbye".
Sure, let's go.
At Macdonald's, I kept saying I worked here and my story about the girl who used autism as an excuse constantly and how I hated that kind of people.
Kero doesn't respond like he's doing mental gymnastics to not think about how he used to do this shit.
We said our goodbyes and moved to the train home.

3 weeks later, I get a call from the company that got me the job.
Told me that Kero called them saying I fucked up laptops on purpose.
Tell them that this happened 3 weeks ago and it's crazy that he calls about this shit now, it's not my fault because how am I going to fuck up laptops from 3 weeks ago?
The company understands this is crazy and wasn't going to do shit for Kero, Kero's boss also talked to the company and told them the same thing I told them.

I don't know if Kero got in trouble for the shit I did, but I fucking hope that smug power-tripping fuck got what he deserved.

TL;DR

Work IT for the first time, "Boss" is a power-tripping furry autismo who's being spoon-fed money by his parents and goes ballistic on me because I told him this is my first job.
When I was done with his shit I fucked up a task he gave me on purpose.
Probably got him in trouble by telling them I didn't know about the fuck up.

let's not meet again "Kero".
I hope when your parents die your sister gets all the money leaving you homeless.
 
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REDDIT ACCOUNT https://www.reddit.com/user/Akakomuma/ (https://archive.vn/SvjlL)
PIXIV https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4361359
ARTIST HE COMMISIONS ALOT https://twitter.com/hiukelvin?lang=en (~$200 per commission)
STEAM PROFILE https://steamcommunity.com/id/akakomuma

His discord server https://disboard.org/server/372952717108314127

Some troon I found in an MMO a while back, literally just picked him for having a retarded avatar and found his autism, crazy

he is also a staunch defender of pedophilia

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Note the posters in the picture of him to those in the back

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Vaush tier arguments

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he likes being a paypiggy to himself, financial expert

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the pedophilic implications in question:


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his ex-bf is a pedophile


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