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Cateloaf

ssj2 Gokuchu
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Pt1 of CWC lite
Here is some more of CWC lite as I’ll call him from now on:

CWC lite since he’s a sperg (officially diagnosed btw), he’s super picky about food. He wouldn’t eat anything but pasta with canned tomato sauce, bread with ham (no sauce or butter… DRY) and butter cookies. No dairy of any sort (lactose intolerant despite being white), No veggies and no fruits. No drinks but water and that is ONLY normal room temperature water. If he were to eat a steak, it has to be WELL DONE. His mom would consume his leftovers if he doesn’t like any. His deathfat mom would eat TV dinners, boxed salads …etc., basically the premade stuff. Whenever he’s prompted to make her something, he’d cook frozen beef patties in the microwave. They are not precooked.

In terms of personal hygiene, well, this guy doesn’t really shower regularly. Maybe once every 2 weeks? He only has like 3 shirts that he wears since years and one pair of pants. His wardrobe is full of his consoomer shit, no place for his clothes. No trips to the barber’s. When asked, he’d say “It’s expensive to go to the barber’s and I see no point of buying new clothes when they won’t even last”. They used to throw their used to tissues on the floor before the domestic help server (state-provided help since our deathfat is registered as disabled) told them to get a trash can for their used tissues.

Our friend doesn’t take social cues very well sadly either. Once he was told that someone didn’t know Dragonball and neither they care about it, He sperged and screeched so hard at them for being rude and that he should know because it’s “general knowledge”. Or the other time he got called a soyboy as a joke for something he sent. He sperged and screeched until no end because “they were wude and thas bullying :(((((“. When told about money and his collection he’d say “dun be judgmental :(((“. Once he lectured about how bad it is to be mean on the internet even as a joke and “cyberbullying bad” and anyone who does should be banned, not knowing how the internet actually works outside his bubble.

Speaking of bullying, this guy was bullied hard. He didn’t have friends at school and developed a phobia. His mom wouldn’t even do shit about it. “We are poor and can’t afford to move to a private school”, but I’m pretty sure that this isn’t an excuse as making a complaint can help remove him from school ...etc. But no, single parent household with divorced mom. No one gives a shit, mom too busy with her cult. Despite all this, he’s never learned anything about life and from the bullying. This guy’s obsession with Dragon ball started in kindergarten … until now at 32.

To add another thing to his obsessions, as I mentioned before, he likes J-music. He has a very weird obsession with a J-Rock singer. He’d spend hours and sometimes days to record and upload videos of his stuff. He’d even spend his tugboat money on his merch. He went as far as buying a $250 mono function scanner to scan high quality stuff of this singer. He’s very obsessed with him yet he says that he’s not gay hmmm….

That's not all .... sadly (:_( . But I'll be happy to add more if asked.
 

AUTOEXEC2.BAT

poopy pants xd
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One lolcow I enjoy very much is FailRace.

On the surface, he's a mediocre car game oriented youtuber. He's absolutely shit at games, has the awareness of a donkey if even that.
His community is full of autistic trannies (more on this later) and tranny chasers. You know the type, late teens, early 20s, living with their parents and driving shitboxes thinking they're Takumi. One such example is Raregliscor (if the name didn't signal turboautism) who drives a T230 celica. No, not a proper celica with rallying pedigree, the front wheel drive last generation one they pooped out with an absolutely gutless engine. They're a danger on the roads. Did I mention he likes anime?

All of the people in the community are the nerdy, autistic tranny types, it's one big fucking echo chamber of circle jerking about unobtainium cars and other retarded things.
Honestly it has a charm to it, autistic manchildren LARPing as girls online, while driving little hatchbacks and other gutless shitboxes thinking they're racing drivers. Enabling them is the funniest shit, you get to pat them on the back: "Go on little Timmy, your Renault Clio is definitely a racing car! Vroom vroom!" and they're completely oblivious that what you're saying is condescending, almost as if you're a parent talking to their child.
Their names are hilarious too, some of them have stripper names like Savannah, others have names like Amelia. That's quite the change from Stephen and Andrew. These troons of course don't understand what makes a woman a woman (e.g. not having a penis among other things), so in their twisted mind they pick names that are either extremely feminine or straight up back alley strip club.

That's not everything though. Alex (Mr FailRace himself) had a girlfriend. And, she's not a troon. They used to look like a normal couple:
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However, she decided to cuck him with a tranny (archive) because Alex was probably incompetent in bed or didn't give her enough woke points.
Regardless of the reason, the outcome after a year or so is spectacular, she has gone from a normal looking girl to something even the worst Tumblr SJW's would be scared of.
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I could write on and on about the things happening in the FailRace community. It's almost worth a thread if there's enough interest. I'm only scratching the surface here.
 

NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
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Aug 21, 2018
@Cateloaf we could enjoy a round of J-Pop karaoke. It's better than watching this guy making a drawing that says he's angry and talking about why he's angry.


Why is he angry? Mostly because someone edited a pic that he made.


And being called a manchild over this.

 
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thejackal

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Jun 30, 2017
Meet "Jaiden Grayson" aka one of the "leaders of CHOP" last summer in Seattle. She's a 28 year old from Olympia Washington, a fledgling calf and a personal favorite of mine. "Educated" at Evergreen College and raised by white parents she simultaneously begs for "reparations" and goes on highly black infected tone and vernacular IG rants while being the most basic white bitch imaginable other days. She's clearly bipolar and sadly she has a kid that has no involvement with his father and an on and off when it's convenient for social media relationship with his mom. Sometimes she dresses him up in girls clothes for woke points on IG. Other days she's reading Malcom X and spouting "niggas ___ and niggas this" like she's some hood rat.

Here's her youtube channel, which gives a good introduction to the crazy. I especially recommend this video in which she rants to Oprah and Ellen and others while driving stoned out of her gourd.


Here's a small taste of her complete inability to function in society while living large on the grifting that allows her to afford her car, beauty treatments etc. This was her IG this morning. You can see the empty child seat in the back, I believe that he stays with her parents most of the time, the same parents that took her in as a child when (sadly) her mom was unable to care for her. Crazy begets crazy. You can see the white arms of her adoptive parents (I believe they were maybe friends of her extended family growing up, still researching this) in the photo I linked at the end of the post.


Bitch's lips so full of filler they look they about to pop. And she has the perfectly aligned white teeth of a middle class white girl. Ain't nothing partiuclarly black or hood about her but yet there she was front and center at CHOP for her ancestors. She also has spoonie tendendies. She claims the band aid is needed to cover a cut she got falling out of a chair trying to help her child from falling the other night. And just last week she was hospitalized with "PMDD":

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You can see she also fancies herself a model and a deep thinker in addition to a PMDD spoonie and a part time IG mom.
 
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crucifiction009

Generic Edgelord Supreme
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I used to know someone who was an exclusive furry (as in he had no interest whatsoever in sex with humans and was openly repulsed by the idea) but was obsessed with "porn" of cartoon animals, dinosaurs, dragons, xenomorphs from the Alien movies, etc. and it wasn't good enough if the furry characters were bipedal anthropomorphs; that was "too close to humans." He was only attracted to quadrupeds, whether they be cartoons or real wild animals. Fortunately, he was much too slow to catch one in real life, and will most likely die a virgin. It's too bad he had no interest in social media because he'd make a hell of a cow.
 

Rupert Bear

Bri'ish """"person"""" DETECTED
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I knew this """friend""" since highschool who was never actively bullied, but was often pitied and laughed at, but mostly ignored. Somewhat known as a quiet "class clown." He had no friends and whenever anyone approached him or tried to make friends with him, his attempts at friendship lasted nothing at all. He talked a lot about old obscure videogames which often got him weird looks, but didn't really have any hobbies other than gaming and hardly any real life skills. He told me his parents were overprotective to the point of rarely, if ever, letting him go outside on his own
While i never really went to visit him (his parents didn't want him to bring friends over either), it really sounds like besides small house chores, they did pretty much everything for him. It became sort of a trope to ask him in an ironic manner "what are you gonna do when you get home? Play more videogames?", he either silently nodded with a forced smile or just went "yeah". He was also driven to school every day, and while his parents weren't rich at all, since they had a pretty good car, other kids used it as more fuel to make fun of him as a "spoiled daddy's money rich kid", which he visibly hated.
His routine of sitting on his room playing videogames remained unchanged for years, even after graduation. Last time i checked on him, he was a redditor and he also became a lefty and started blaming capitalism as the reason why he's such a failure, despite having never worked a day in his life and with his parents probably still buying him shit. It's sad.

Honestly if he were more interesting i would make a thread on him, no regrets. Without the backstory though he's basically your average /r/LateStageCapitalism user.
 

availableusername

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Dec 15, 2018
I knew this person in college whose voice I can hear in my head to this day, "I'm a non-binary transman, aro, ace, pansexual, poly, disabled, and Native American."

Being around them was such a mind fuck. I knew them under terms where questioning any of this would have been unprofessional and not worth it... but so many of those things directly contradict each other. How does a trans man identify outside the gender binary? How does an asexual experience sexual attraction to all genders? Why would someone who is aromantic want several romantic relationships at once? HOW DOES A NATIVE AMERICAN HAVE WHITE SKIN AND BLONDE HAIR?

Their disability was self-diagnosed autism (kek).

So, about misgendering.

This person used he/they pronouns, which... okay, I think I'm pretty soft when it comes to this in farming terms. I don't care. You can be ~whatever you want~ but the thing is, if you want to present to the world as a man, you have to... present... to the world... as a man.

All of this to say this person was pissed off on the regular because someone referred to them as she/her. And it was very obvious why - they're not shit lords, Zim, you're wearing a dress and makeup and you're literally painting your nails right now. Of course, someone is going to wonder what you're doing in the men's bathroom, you look more feminine than most of the women here what the fuck.

One exception was when they were on campus with their dad, who was a mega shit-lord, and got mega pissed at their friend who did not misgender them in front of their dad due to their lack of mind-reading capabilities. Told their friend that it was her fault their dad was going to kick them out of the house (he didn't).

Zim actually lived at their parents' house with both their boyfriends, who moved to our state from Texas after the 2016 election out of fear for their safety. My understanding is that they moved in with about a day's notice because those dudes packed the car when the election was called and bounced outta there.

So to recap, Zim is closeted to their conservative parents and living undercover at their (v. upper class) house with two boyfriends.

Then they went on T.

This was a DIY moment situation type deal, and it was pretty effective. Zim got a frog voice and facial hair and still insisted they couldn't come out to their parents because the consequences would be grave.

Pretty often they mentioned being abused and assaulted in an "I don't want to talk about it" kind of way so I don't really know what was going on in their house but it was fucking weird and I don't want to know.

Zim wore bondage gear on campus, fucked off to a corner to read BDSM books sometimes, and flexed how kinky they were like anyone gave a shit.

Never stopped presenting super feminine but started wearing a string around their neck with a little sign that could be flipped between 'he/him' and 'they/them'.

Bragged to me once about how many pictures of cocks they have on their phone.

And this point my thoughts are, "This sounds like cisgender heterosexuality with extra steps."

Was VERY UPSET that the campus Native American association did not give them the validation they wanted. Don't know what went on there but the savage Natives were shit-lords.

Got into a yelling match once with a gay black man over who was more oppressed by society.

Zim's major was Theological studies.

They were an atheist.
 

BooCocky82

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Aug 7, 2021
I wanted to make a dedicated thread for this person because it’s all so fucking weird but my account isn’t old enough to do so. She goes by Caitlin Heather on most social media these days. Basically I started noticing repeated posts by this person on fb in over 50 different groups for random things. The posts were always variations of “I told my friend I love her when we talked last and she said “love you” back instead of “I love you.” Does that mean she hates me?” She would post shit like that repeatedly and when people would give her advice she would just repeatedly keep asking variations of “but why wouldn’t she say she loves me? Does that mean she actually hates me?” Finally she would delete the post and a week later ask the same exact thing in another group. I have seen easily 100 of these posts in various groups over the last year. Initially I thought she was sick in the head, then I thought she was trolling. I decided to google her commonly used screenname and discovered she has been doing weird shit like this all over the internet on every forum known to man since at least 2015. Apparently she was kicked out of a church for obsessively trying to get invited to things and then complaining about the people at the church online. She got mad she wasn’t invited to a woman’s wedding and posted a bunch of shit online on a wedding forum about how she was going to crash it. One of the women there discovered her identity and location and warned the bride what she was planning. She never seems malicious in these posts, just completely oblivious to how much of an emotionally retarded stalker she comes off as. She has also posted some weird obsessive shit about a couple celebrities. The rabbit hole of this woman’s internet presence is deep. I found her real name and location but I won’t post it, no reason to. I know that she’s 34 so way too old to be doing all this. I will post links to what I have on her because it’s truly mind boggling. I just want it all in one place because people on fb are noticing her weirdness. Maybe if they search her name they will find this. The girl needs therapy. I don’t think she’s a troll anymore, just a potential stalker with an EQ of 0. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
 

Fastest Hand In The East

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I just stumbled upon this guy's youtube channel. He is not really a lolcow, but I will quilify him as peculiar, bordering on bizzare sometimes, I think he might have slight autism. But he doesn't seems to be aggressive or annoying or push any agenda. He just does thing he likes and posts videos of it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsCNU-ptlze2tqAJSDeVGNQ/featured

Some of his videos are interesting explorations of abandoned sights. Nothing out of the ordinary.


But the peculiar part comes in with his fixation on the floods and rain drains and drain pipes and that sort of thing. He just goes out in the rain and cleans public drains and water pipes with his trusty rake. Free of charge, just for the heck of it. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he is getting paid, but it doesnt seems like it.



Oh, did I mention he has a pet leech? Yeah, he has a pet leech he feeds off himself. The guy is very strange, but he seems like the nice kind of strange. Unless he is secret pedo or something, but here is hoping.

 

kiwi-identified cow

we made us this way
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This range owner gets into impressive levels of drama about random shit. I was considering making a full thread on him, but he's a bit niche, so I'm sticking with here for now. Still going to keep an eye out though, never know how extreme he's going to get given how he's been ramping things up lately.

Guardian Training Center
1528 Campus Drive
Warminster, PA 18974

His website (visit with caution; I would assume he tracks IPs, given his general behavior): https://www.guardiantrainingcenter.com

His antics have impacted a few different subreddits, so various summaries are available:
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link / archive
(Dig around on that Reddit page if you want more links to screenshots.)
link to most extreme example of doxing customers

A customer's 'horror story' from dealing with him and his employees:
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Another warning and summary:
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Due to the attention he was drawing to himself, this page was eventually noticed. He has a bunch of 'Coming Soon' spots reserved for each individual person or platform he has a problem with.
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I won't delve into each dedicated section, but as one example, here is his massive manifesto about some random forum moderator, which I have not bothered to finish reading.
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Just this morning, he released a new $5000 reward for the identity of a subreddit mod, but the two usernames he gave for it are very obviously different people. So yeah, suffice it to say I am watching his career with great interest.
 

Blue Creature

You're not a real woman
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If any of you guy's been around the YouTube internet privacy scene; then I'm sure you might of seen this person.
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The main reason that I'm bringing him up is one specific video of his from five months ago.


He pretty munch doesn't want anyone to watch his videos if their against anything of the LGBTQXYZ+ variety; however this is counterintuitive since his channel is public viewing.

His Twitter
 

weedcum

fighting fucktoy
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Jul 31, 2021
This lady is pretty great. She blew up in subscribers a few years ago and starting feeding into the other weirdos who watch her stuff:
For some reason I still have her on notifications
i love this lady, she's actually very knowledgeable about opossums (and marsupial anatomy in general). she obviously treats them so, so well too. happy possums are delightful.
 

Homefries

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May 7, 2014
Not really a personal lolcow, actually a well-known retired one, but I've been following what little updates we get of Nick Bate (thread 1, 2, 3 TLDR: cringy pervert raped his young stepsister and is now in jail) which is just his Pennsylvania Department of Corrections photos that get updated every August/September. It didn't get updated last year, I guess because of COVID, but they finally updated his photo yesterday.

Can't find my older photos right now (I have 2 or 3 earlier prison mugshots somewhere) but I will post them as I find them. Going to save all of them and eventually we will have a nice prison mugshot timeline of Nick turning into an old man. He came in fat, lost the weight pretty quick, and is now losing his hair. Looks like he may have even gained weight since the last photo (from 2019) but it's hard to tell with the beard.

Nick has been in prison for 6 and a half years, he just turned 30 a month ago. Still has over 30 years to serve (is eligible for parole earlier but it's very unlikely for his type of crime).

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September 2019
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and for comparison his mugshot after his arrest in April 2015, right before he began serving what would become a 16-40 year sentence.
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ClamHammer

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Aug 6, 2021
Not really a personal lolcow, actually a well-known retired one, but I've been following what little updates we get of Nick Bate (thread 1, 2, 3 TLDR: cringy pervert raped his young stepsister and is now in jail) which is just his Pennsylvania Department of Corrections photos that get updated every August/September. It didn't get updated last year, I guess because of COVID, but they finally updated his photo yesterday.

Can't find my older photos right now (I have 2 or 3 earlier prison mugshots somewhere) but I will post them as I find them. Going to save all of them and eventually we will have a nice prison mugshot timeline of Nick turning into an old man. He came in fat, lost the weight pretty quick, and is now losing his hair. Looks like he may have even gained weight since the last photo (from 2019) but it's hard to tell with the beard.

Nick has been in prison for 6 and a half years, he just turned 30 a month ago. Still has over 30 years to serve (is eligible for parole earlier but it's very unlikely for his type of crime).
Nickbate ew fucking gross. he's the one who jerked off with his shit and recorded it right? And had the pimple fetish?
 

Shadfan666xxx000

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Dec 7, 2018
Not really a personal lolcow, actually a well-known retired one, but I've been following what little updates we get of Nick Bate (thread 1, 2, 3 TLDR: cringy pervert raped his young stepsister and is now in jail) which is just his Pennsylvania Department of Corrections photos that get updated every August/September. It didn't get updated last year, I guess because of COVID, but they finally updated his photo yesterday.

Can't find my older photos right now (I have 2 or 3 earlier prison mugshots somewhere) but I will post them as I find them. Going to save all of them and eventually we will have a nice prison mugshot timeline of Nick turning into an old man. He came in fat, lost the weight pretty quick, and is now losing his hair. Looks like he may have even gained weight since the last photo (from 2019) but it's hard to tell with the beard.

Nick has been in prison for 6 and a half years, he just turned 30 a month ago. Still has over 30 years to serve (is eligible for parole earlier but it's very unlikely for his type of crime).

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September 2019
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and for comparison his mugshot after his arrest in April 2015, right before he began serving what would become a 16-40 year sentence.
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It looks like jail actually did him some good. He looks halfway sane, lost weight, and could pass for a normal person. I thought he would have been beaten by to death by now.
 

LooseMoose

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My personal lolcow is wolfnsunflowers on twitter. I think the bio says it all, but #actuallyautistic and always being "bullied"

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Also home eds a "gender neutral" child, has an onlyfans etc etc.
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ps I'm a sped so sorry if spoiler is jacked up
 

Monolith

merry i forgot to buy you presents
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Feb 13, 2018
I've been seeing a TIM out in public recently. He hasn't done anything particularly noteworthy aside from putting zero effort into passing (I'm not autistic enough to look for his socials).

He wore suicide king cards on his earrings today. I wish I could make this up.