Personal Lolcows

Count Cumia

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I have quite the lolcow on Discord I think you all would be interested and have a bunch of her information.

Just a summary: this attention whore is a tradcath right wing monarchist college student who spends her time online doing ERP, writing and promoting her political manifesto, creating cartoon bestiality pornography, pretending to be Elsa from Frozen, and arguing against the age of consent.


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NAME: Nataliya E. Romanova (almost certainly a larp)

School/Profession: Sophomore Political Science Major at the Univeristy of Nebraska at Omaha

Phone: 402-266-6007 (from her telegram)

Grew Up: Riversdale, Nebraska, went to Millard North High School

Facebook:



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Notice that blurred out pfp? That is "her" that she uses to catfish guys and says its really her but purposefully blurred.

That FB princepism.org link:


This is a website she is or was a member of and their goal is planning how to turn America into being ruled by traditional Catholicism.


Email:

frozenloverrrr@gmail.com

Twitter:


Reddit:


Instagram:


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Her Political Manifesto:




She wants a right wing authoritarian monarchist government with traditional religious values. In her utopia, anyone who doesn't conform to the mandated culture will be sent to reeducation centers, lose citizenship, get deported, or be eliminated.

Her arguing the age of consent shouldn't exist (deleted now):


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One of her many ERP Character Profiles:

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That Server Link:


Venting how unique and asexual she is (to some of her ERP friends) while being someone who owns and is a member of a number of ERP servers:

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Her Porn OC (hope I spoilered this right):
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Let me know what you think of all of this. There is just so much to her and she is just batshit insane and needs constant attention and approval of her actions while still being a "tradcath based" woman.
 

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Murgeruni

Phyrnus Giganiggatus
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Just going to toss up another story about a kid from a card store I go to. Not as entertaining as the other one, but someone might get a laugh. On the opposite side of my Paul story, there is a guy named Zeke. Zeke is an exceptional individual, puerto rican born and has the same grasp on the english language as a guy with parkinson's grasp on a fire extinguisher drenched in astroglide. Not only that but he plays up his accent to confuse people while playing yugioh to make it easier to cheat. Anyways, this guy spends 50 hours a week online playing yugioh in an attempt to get as good and make a name for himself. Constantly enters tournaments across the east coast us and tops locals and prize tournaments, acts like a pompous dick about it too. The kicker is someone did the slightest amount of digging and dropped that he got convicted of killing his passenger in a drag race by flipping his car after trying to cut the person he was racing off, and now he is being blackmailed by 6 different people not to leak he is convicted of killing someone to the various stores and groups he frequents. He's at the mercy of 6 dipshits that could basically get him banned from every official and unofficial tournament if his rep got ruined and he caught for entering under a fake name to make it harder to look him up.

This dipshit is currently paying $300 a week to multiple people to shut them up and prevent his reputation getting ruined in a childrens card game. Not only that but Zeke has been being retarded and attempting to threaten some of these guys, which if it escalates he'll land back in prison for another violent crime since he only got a year jailtime but 10 years probation because of a plea deal. The guy has that pompous better than everyone personality that will eventually get him to throw a punch at someone talking shit and get him back in jail. Aside from all of this, he's been drug running and just knocked up some chick under 17, so he's basically playing russian roulette with a derringer.

Like I said, not as interesting as the autismo, but someone might get a laugh at this guy.
 

GASHMASTER

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Dude, I think it might have content for a whole thread
ricks new phone number as from the 3/11/21

Rick berry, AKA rick productions - Youtube streamer who admits to watching child porn, Married to a convicted 60 year old amputee child molester. Has cerebal palsy, autism and HIV.​



07932890047 is rick productions new phone number as from the 3/11/21

Rick berry, AKA rick productions - Youtube streamer who admits to watching child porn, Married to a convicted 60 year old amputee child molester. Has cerebal palsy, autism and HIV.​



07932890047 is rick productions new phone number as from the 3/11/21
 

Chaos Theorist

It would be spiteful To put jellyfish in a trifle
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Rick berry, AKA rick productions - Youtube streamer who admits to watching child porn, Married to a convicted 60 year old amputee child molester. Has cerebal palsy, autism and HIV.​



He sounds like Saladfingers
 

Vandy

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I have recently discovered a schizocow on Facebook by the name of David Williamson. I am hoping that link will work, I don't use Facebook much.
He believes that he can control fire and that he is being stalked by invisible government agents. Rather run of the mill schizocow but he insists that the 14 Universal Laws, such as Believing Really Hard, will make anything happen. Complete narcissist who thinks he knows everything. Also he is immune to fluoride, which is what the government uses to poison and control people, so the lizard overlord pedophile cannibals can harvest children and put them in McDonalds.

Here is one video of his "pyrokinesis". I don't want to save it to upload it separately but maybe someone more technologically inclined would be able to.
 
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The Ultimate Ramotith

Proceed
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Mine is not a specific LOLCow, but a group.

In this case, that is boys who think that being young, gay, and mean is a personality. I do not mean those who merely have the red equals ign in their avatars, have 'Gay/🏳️‍🌈/#LoveIsLove' in their profiles, and spend plenty of posts talking about 'my awesome boyfriend!!!'
Rather, I am talking abou those who are the gay equivalent of Mr Kouhei fro Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi. I mean, they say 'HEY :optimistic: GAY GIRLS! I'M :optimistic:GAYMER:optimistic:GAYTOR626!!! BEING :optimistic:GAY IS THE BES THING THAT HAS HAPPEND TO MY :optimistic:GAY LIFGE! IM SO :optimistic:GAY: I'M A UNICORN OTHERKIN2! I JUST WAN TO HIDE FROM STAIRGHT SITY AND LIVE MY :optimistic:GAY LITTEL LIFE IN A :optimistic:GAY LITTLE CORNER WITH MY :optimistic:GAY LITTLE GATAND DRINK MY :optimistic:GAY LITTLE CAOFFEE AND BY BE :optimistic:GAY AT :optimistic:GAY OF CLOCK. iM :optimistic:GAY!!!!11 STRAGIHT PEOPLE ORE SO BORING; THEY WOULRD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THEY ALL TURNED :optimistic:GAY. I WISH THAT I COULD PUT UP A :optimistic:GAY FORCEFIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM THE SUTPID STRAIGHTS. :optimistic:GAY! DRACO MALFGOY IS TO TOTALLY :optimistic:GAY WITH MEMATON AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOUR A HOMOPFGOB! HAVE A :optimistic:GAY DAY!ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT I'M :optimistic:GAY??' Their social media is pretty much entirely dedicated to bein 'gay'. SonicFox is a downplayed example.

If a straight person flexed thons heterosexuality even half that amount and intensity, others would think that straight person is in the closet. More, I see that gay boys are the only ones who flex their orientation that much: the main lesbian flexes come from radical feminists (and even then I see little of that flexing), I only saw a few cases of bi flexing, and ace and even pan flexing i something that I have ye to see myself. Nope; the main flexors are gay boys.

The worst part is that, if you tell these Kouheis to stop flexing their orientation, they wil troll you with even more flexing while claiming that you want 'queer folx' to die. They are protected by their minority status.
 
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ishioda reiji

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well, how do i do it without powerleveling... just start right off the bat.
a bunch of twitter autists of the rgg/yakuza fandom who were a part of the major dogpile against me for a variety of retarded reasons (dindu nuthin), every one of them is a fine lolcow because they're self-righteous sjws, troons, and completely jack the artistic talent despite being self-proclaimed artists. i used to check up on them more often but their lives are so repetitive and boring, the occasional screeching is all that is worthy of screenshotting.
exhibit A, owl. shartist and fat activist who is making copious amounts of tweets on how she is The Only True Fan of a video game man by the name of reiji ishioda, and how i am a disgrace to the fandom (which im not even a part of) blah blah. scs blow are only a few examples. this is made tenfold funnier when you take a look at her art - i made a post on her in the respective thread here.
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exhibit B: lich.
now some mildly elaborate drama with another 'cow and her pal.
screenshots attached to illustrate the story: owl's buddy lich (troon artist; made a priv account to whine there but one of my twitter friends created a sock to act as a mole to provide lulz) sent herself a tumblr ask claiming that anon knows where she lives, basically a dox threat that she portrayed in their groupchat as MINE. as if i sent this shit.
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okay weird, whatever, attention whore. but then lich received a twitter dm with that repugnant image that is, according to her, me mocking owl's art. needless to say i played no role in it and it was lich's second attempt at bringing me down. *autism to the max* i lost some screenshots here that were showing the dm, attached ones and the pic are from lich's now deleted priv.
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the last screenshot is so delusional because it is 100% about me but i dont write gay fanfics and don't have a carrd either, and this physical description of a twink with an undercut is the polar opposite of me. presumably, this is yet another attempt at spreading lies, or severe dementia, as the incident above may indicate.
everybody i dont like is a nazi. i could write more on this subject of nazi accusations but too many people are involved in that and it basically boils down to "i dont like you -> youre a nazi. no i will not provide any evidence and since i have 3k followers, they will believe me". gotta love twitter.

summary: delusional twitterinas (like tumblrinas lol) wage war to defend the honour of fictional dudes who they think are trans.
 

Chaos Theorist

It would be spiteful To put jellyfish in a trifle
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well, how do i do it without powerleveling... just start right off the bat.
a bunch of twitter autists of the rgg/yakuza fandom who were a part of the major dogpile against me for a variety of exceptional reasons (dindu nuthin), every one of them is a fine lolcow because they're self-righteous sjws, troons, and completely jack the artistic talent despite being self-proclaimed artists. i used to check up on them more often but their lives are so repetitive and boring, the occasional screeching is all that is worthy of screenshotting.
exhibit A, owl. shartist and fat activist who is making copious amounts of tweets on how she is The Only True Fan of a video game man by the name of reiji ishioda, and how i am a disgrace to the fandom (which im not even a part of) blah blah. scs blow are only a few examples. this is made tenfold funnier when you take a look at her art - i made a post on her in the respective thread here.
exhibit B: lich.
now some mildly elaborate drama with another 'cow and her pal.
screenshots attached to illustrate the story: owl's buddy lich (troon artist; made a priv account to whine there but one of my twitter friends created a sock to act as a mole to provide lulz) sent herself a tumblr ask claiming that anon knows where she lives, basically a dox threat that she portrayed in their groupchat as MINE. as if i sent this shit.

okay weird, whatever, attention whore. but then lich received a twitter dm with that repugnant image that is, according to her, me mocking owl's art. needless to say i played no role in it and it was lich's second attempt at bringing me down. *autism to the max* i lost some screenshots here that were showing the dm, attached ones and the pic are from lich's now deleted priv.

the last screenshot is so delusional because it is 100% about me but i dont write gay fanfics and don't have a carrd either, and this physical description of a twink with an undercut is the polar opposite of me. presumably, this is yet another attempt at spreading lies, or severe dementia, as the incident above may indicate.
everybody i dont like is a nazi. i could write more on this subject of nazi accusations but too many people are involved in that and it basically boils down to "i dont like you -> youre a nazi. no i will not provide any evidence and since i have 3k followers, they will believe me". gotta love twitter.

summary: delusional twitterinas (like tumblrinas lol) wage war to defend the honour of fictional dudes who they think are trans.
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Least Concern

Pretend I have a festive avatar like everyone else
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Hay guise, do you miss the Hartleys? Well…

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I made the mistake of exploring Instagram outside of my comfy tags and found Shannon Willardson, and got sent down a rabbit hole. She's a very white woman with a very white husband, a normal very white older boy, and two younger daughters who apparently have congenital disorders of glycosylation.

Symptoms of CDG in infancy and childhood may include:
  • low muscle tone or floppiness (hypotonia)
  • poor growth, failure to thrive
  • developmental delays
  • liver disease (hepatopathy) with elevated liver enzymes
  • abnormal bleeding or blood clotting
  • misaligned or crossed eyes (strabismus)
  • seizures
  • stroke-like episodes
  • heart problems, including fluid accumulation around the heart or lungs (pericardial or pleural effusion) or thickening and stiffening of the heart muscle (cardiomyopathy)
As children enter adolescence and grow to adulthood, additional symptoms may include:
  • balance and coordination problems (ataxia)
  • slurred speech (dysarthria)
  • no puberty in girls
  • progressive curvature of the spine (neuromuscular scoliosis)
  • joint contractures
  • poor night vision and loss of peripheral vision (signs of retinitis pigmentosa)

They're not quite as messed up as the Hooligans, but they will not lead normal lives - they seem unable to walk at the least and in some pictures they have their hands or feet in unnatural positions. And it's a case where the woman popped out one kid with serious defects, then grabbed her husband and went back for more… and in fact they're trying for a fourth one - there are many posts about her IVF "journey" on her 'Gram.

Of course, the despicable thing isn't that she has these kids or that she overshares about them on social media. It's that she's an influencer, and a great deal of her posts are clearly posed and sponsored - including the ones with her kids.

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This protein powder is completely PLANT BASED, gluten free, has no added sugars and ALL 9 essential amino acids! It helps to build lean muscle mass, support satiety, and bone health, and BONUS- it actually tastes good y’all! Seriously, ya need to try this stuff! Peep my stories for the link or use my code 3SHANNON for 10% off your first 3 months!! 💛 #ad #RitualPartner

Why is she holding her kid's left arm so strongly? Probably best not to think about it…

And here's sponsored posts featuring the kids for Old Navy and some cosmetics brand and eBay and Dove and…

If you scroll back enough in her Instagram profile, you'll see the kids don't really feature that much in older pics, but then gradually they appear more and more, and now photos which feature just her are relatively uncommon. I can only imagine that it's a conscious decision to feature her kids.

She has an open if somewhat inactive GFM to find a new treatment for her girls. This is despite the constant stream of sponsored Instagram posts and being able to live in a house like this.

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The dyed hair, the massive sunglasses, the conspicuous Starbucks cup… Jesus, this woman is whiter than the snow. Oh and also she has a Gucci bag and drives an Aston Martin and takes trips to Rome and London and Lisbon. Jesus, the grift.

I think she and the husband are Mormon (the whitest sect of Christianity) since she mentions that she met him at Brigham Young University (a major uni in the Salt Lake City area), but I closed the tab on that post and can't find it again. I know that Morms tend to have some overlap with the Quiverfull people in terms of having lots of kids, but surely they're capable of recognizing when maybe God is sending signals that it's time to make do with what you have…?

See, this is why Jersh and you unironic WN types are all wrong about miscegenation. Gotta give the gene pool a good stir now and then to keep from ending up with a woman like this being a disastrous representation of your race while birthing even worse examples.

Well, anyway, here's a final picture of this 300-watt woman. Not thumbnailing this one, though. I had to see it at full size so you do too.

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Mr E. Grifter

Patricidal contributor to the Ralph Retort.
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Currently my favourite personal Lolcow is a man by the name of Derek "Decca" Heggie, an ex-bareknuckle boxing champion, now a Z-list movie "star", sex pest, mental health "Patron" and seemingly after being under lockdown for two weeks he has become an increasingly paranoid conspiracy nut. Whether this is due to not being able to access any gear, or because of cabin fever the descent into madness has been rapid and hilarious.

Due to his behaviour he has garnered a fairly sizeable following of detractors who watch his every move - which drives him nuts. With that said, they are almost as bad as he is in terms of over the top drama. So far there have been gypsy style call out videos, restraining orders, court appearances and someone ended up in jail for a short time for making threats. Most of the drama is caused by his behaviour around women - allegedly abusive and controlling, although lost of the accusations have been lost to the Facebook memory hole - the multitude of leaked dick pics and embarrassed voice messages speak for themselves though.

He has got a record, although he denies it and often responds by citing a DBS check as proof this never happened.

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I have been trying to save what I can, but this has been a recent effort and due to this being mainly on Facebook some of the old detractor pages got closed for bullying. I am considering making a thread now I have so much spare time.

That said I am not sure if he is "internet" enough, that said between the sexual harassment, nudes leaking and weird detractors there might be something here. Especially if he keeps up the conspiracy posting.

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Anyway, here is a little snippet of the voicemails that constantly get leaked.
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So my personal lolcow and his long-time troll had a fist fight...


Some additional info to this is that Danny - the small guy - was accusing decca of being a nonce, sex pest etc with fake profiles for years. No evidence was offered up, and he got lots of women to catfish decca to release videos/ audio clips of decca that are compromising.

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Govt. Shitposting Machine

Spread the love, give a family member HPV today
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So, for context here's the posts I've made about this person. TL;DR raped butch lesbian goes psychotic, gets groomed by troons, becomes k-pooper
I don't wanna post caps because technically I'm still in her social circle despite her blocking me on main and not her alts but whatever that's her problem. Blocking me upgraded her from mutual to lolcow though lmao so let's go

It's a month after her diagnosis of Bipolar I and being prescribed testosterone! What will she do?
Well, first she started signing up for every dating app possible, Grindr included. Got annoyed she only got FtM chasers and no "hot and hairy enby tops" or "sexy trap bottoms" messaging her.
Quit after she realized she would not receive the hairy roided out clit, or programmer sock boyfriend of her dreams.
And also because she has deep seated male trauma that she brings up over and over, I have no idea why she's trying to get some boypussy, but seeing actual dicks on Grindr made her spazz out.
Then she decided to come out as trans to her coworkers. She chimps out on social media everytime she gets misgendered not only by the customers, but by her boss (who by all accounts seems like just a normal boomer).
How she's allowed to post on her phone as a cashier worker, no fucking clue, but she's really fucking going at it all day. I think she just stays in the break room until she's let off but that's me pulling theories out my ass.
Now, since she blocked me I can't really get the full picture for todays retardation but now she's talking to others about her "switches" and how she "has voices inside of her head that overwhelm her" and that she "doesn't feel like herself around others" because she "gets into trance like states".
She's trying to imply she has DID and using her alt accounts to try and pass it off as such, switching between them and vagueposting about god knows what.
Which is funny because her sibling is dating someone who proclaims to have DID and talked about wanting to kill them whenever they "switched" to their baby persona. Either that or the schizophrenia's finally hitting.

It sounds like generic troon shit writing it down but like given the history of her it is the fastest I've seen a dumpster fire explode. She isn't even speedrunning anymore, it's full on professional olympics, going through all the stages of trannyism in a matter of months.
 

The Fraggle Queen

Turns out Doozers explode when you fuck them.
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I fear that my childhood friend was a lolcow.

I’m not going to post any screenshots because I don’t want to incriminate myself and we haven’t spoken in a good few years, but by God, she was a cow.

We met when we were young, before we were teenagers, and were good friends for a while. We went places together, bowling, to the cinema, out for meals, things friends always did. She had a love for video games, which was one of the factors that cemented our friendship.

As she grew older, though, she started to become obsessed with the video game characters, particularly Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright, to the point of neglecting her real life friendships in favour of the fictional characters and her obsession with finding their real-world counterpart. This obsession and spiralling occurred more frequently after she had several relationships that ultimately failed, and led her to become a complete shut-in. She became a fanatic of the occult and believed she could summon her fictional crushes, and that everything was a sign of aliens or ghosts or some weird shit like that. I’d invite her out to hang out with me and Mr. Fraggle and our mutual friends, and she’d make the entire event about “what if we had a supernatural experience here and now?” when we were just trying to grab a round of drinks at a bar or something.

She’d force her expectations of fictional men onto her real-life partners which caused the disintegration of essentially all her relationships. This caused friction between us as a couple of her partners were mutual friends that she’d met through me, and it sucked seeing people I care about get hurt.

I haven’t spoken to her properly in a long while, not enough to gauge her sanity, but last I checked she’s still a shut in NEET with no future aspirations other than having sex with a fictional man in a top hat.
 

IchigoKurosaki

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I have recently come across a skitzocow by the name of hybrid vigour/black knight fool. He is a 43 year old mulatto man from Ottawa that has unhealthy obsession with lesbians, to the point where he will go on these incoherent rants about them all over social media (he will even spam the comments of a radfem's YouTube channel). This man's obsession spans years and years to the point where he has even gained some internet infamy and has an article dedicated to his tomfoolery.

Article about him: https://athens-discord-server.fandom.com/wiki/BKP/Black_Knight_Patriarch


YouTube channels:


1.https://youtube.com/channel/UCOyVjF7duiucRpr90bNoKig
2. https://youtube.com/channel/UC5pUsk6GVSAv2Ti3d6UFaow


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Video about his insane comments:
https://youtu.be/v7qDJv5CWPA
 

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Toxxikk McCawfee

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im an owner of a steam group, just for friends ect and actually playing video games

these guys come out of no where and try to "troll me" on dark souls 3, i look into their shit and they've been documenting themselves already so i dont even have to put it all together myself

their 'lore' https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2640793920

the main guy thinks hes sam hyde, and claims to have worked with mde https://steamcommunity.com/id/SamHydesAmericanNightmare
 

IchigoKurosaki

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I have recently come across a skitzocow by the name of hybrid vigour/black knight fool. He is a 43 year old mulatto man from Ottawa that has unhealthy obsession with lesbians, to the point where he will go on these incoherent rants about them all over social media (he will even spam the comments of a radfem's YouTube channel). This man's obsession spans years and years to the point where he has even gained some internet infamy and has an article dedicated to his tomfoolery.

Article about him: https://athens-discord-server.fandom.com/wiki/BKP/Black_Knight_Patriarch


YouTube channels:


1.https://youtube.com/channel/UCOyVjF7duiucRpr90bNoKig
2. https://youtube.com/channel/UC5pUsk6GVSAv2Ti3d6UFaow


Gab:

Minds:



Video about his insane comments:
https://youtu.be/v7qDJv5CWPA
Forgot to link his FB https://www.facebook.com/shawn.b.seguin
 

cat in pringles

monster energy consumer
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May 25, 2021
Mine is not a specific LOLCow, but a group.

In this case, that is boys who think that being young, gay, and mean is a personality. I do not mean those who merely have the red equals ign in their avatars, have 'Gay/🏳️‍🌈/#LoveIsLove' in their profiles, and spend plenty of posts talking about 'my awesome boyfriend!!!'
Rather, I am talking abou those who are the gay equivalent of Mr Kouhei fro Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi. I mean, they say 'HEY :optimistic: GAY GIRLS! I'M :optimistic:GAYMER:optimistic:GAYTOR626!!! BEING :optimistic:GAY IS THE BES THING THAT HAS HAPPEND TO MY :optimistic:GAY LIFGE! IM SO :optimistic:GAY: I'M A UNICORN OTHERKIN2! I JUST WAN TO HIDE FROM STAIRGHT SITY AND LIVE MY :optimistic:GAY LITTEL LIFE IN A :optimistic:GAY LITTLE CORNER WITH MY :optimistic:GAY LITTLE GATAND DRINK MY :optimistic:GAY LITTLE CAOFFEE AND BY BE :optimistic:GAY AT :optimistic:GAY OF CLOCK. iM :optimistic:GAY!!!!11 STRAGIHT PEOPLE ORE SO BORING; THEY WOULRD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THEY ALL TURNED :optimistic:GAY. I WISH THAT I COULD PUT UP A :optimistic:GAY FORCEFIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM THE SUTPID STRAIGHTS. :optimistic:GAY! DRACO MALFGOY IS TO TOTALLY :optimistic:GAY WITH MEMATON AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOUR A HOMOPFGOB! HAVE A :optimistic:GAY DAY!ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT I'M :optimistic:GAY??' Their social media is pretty much entirely dedicated to bein 'gay'. SonicFox is a downplayed example.

If a straight person flexed thons heterosexuality even half that amount and intensity, others would think that straight person is in the closet. More, I see that gay boys are the only ones who flex their orientation that much: the main lesbian flexes come from radical feminists (and even then I see little of that flexing), I only saw a few cases of bi flexing, and ace and even pan flexing i something that I have ye to see myself. Nope; the main flexors are gay boys.

The worst part is that, if you tell these Kouheis to stop flexing their orientation, they wil troll you with even more flexing while claiming that you want 'queer folx' to die. They are protected by their minority status.
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Joe Swanson

Hey Peter
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Dec 23, 2019
I was a bit of a sperg in high school so pretty much all of the people I hung out with were spergs in one way or another (and a few ended up trooning out) however there is one that one day might actually end up with a thread here if she was just a little more outspoken outside of her progressive bubble that she's seemingly entrenched herself in. Basically in high school she was this super science obsessed autist who was this living encyclopedia of knowledge due to being autistically hyperfixated on math and science. However after we graduated we did keep in touch though she heavily started browsing tumblr and became hyperfixated on her own identity and started sperging about how autistic she is. Now nearly a decade later she's a neet who is now sperging about how she can't have any friends because "she's aplatonic" which is totally the case and not because no one can stand her long enough to be her friend.
 

Mister Xanen

Put here to feel joy.
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Joined
Nov 19, 2021
I've had the unfortunate opportunity to be close to two rather infamous people in two relatively small communities. One is a minor and also currently homeless, so I don't feel right in blasting him on the farms. So, here's a recountig of my time with:

garylovesjohn/marukanitern(? I can't remember the exact spelling)/mosquito.


From their own account, they're apparently both well-known and widely disliked by the FAITH community. FAITH being an atari-styled horror game by airdorf (who keeps edging us in regards to when he's releasing the unholy trinity. Prick.). According to mos, "whiny" twitter users complained about their "art" (most of which is directly traced over 3d models. Hell, one of their pieces is just straight up a traced screenshot with a dick added to it), causing them to be reviled within the FAITH community to the point they left twitter.

At first things may seem harmless, blown out of proportion even. Until you find out mos is a NEET who spends most of their time making mediocre porn, shitting and pissing themselves over how hot prolapsed anuses are, fetishizing gay men, and writing fanfiction of the worst kinds.

Highlights include: A story that's literally just like 800 words dedicated to describing Albert Wesker taking a shit. ("There's no sex. Just Wesker taking a shit.")

A story involving Nero and Dante from Devil May Cry, in which Nero eats demonic flesh and ends up shitting a literal mountain. Dante jerks off to the sight. There is a scene wherein they're ass-to-ass and Nero is literally shitting into Dante's gaping man pussy (also, they have a thing for blown out assholes, and incest!).

Multiple stories of the protagonist of FAITH being violated and brutalized. Wine enemas, being eaten alive, raped by demons- everything that would turn even the strongest stomachs.

This isn't even the worst of it. They're only active on Archive of Our Own (because of course they are), and pillowfort. They also display a surprising streak of misogyny, finding female characters/women "boring" to write about/draw. Granted, this just reads as "I can't fetishize women/straight couples."

If there's any interest, I'll post some of their work here.