Personality types of Lolcows -

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For those wondering what MBTI is:
No, it is not just a test. The test is just an introduction and sites such as 16personalities.com are very surface-level. There are however whole sets of theories on the cognitive functions and how they interact within the human psyche etc.

Anyways, here's what I think the types of various Lolcows are or could be:
Christian Chandler - ISFP in an Fi-Ni loop.
Tyler Millard (Mumkey Jones) - ENTP based on his content as Mumkey Jones.
Yonathan Yaniv -
Possibly ENTJ?
Elliot Rodger - Hard to type due to his severe mental illness. Clearly used Se and Fi, making him either an XSFP or XNTJ.
Amberlynn Reid - ESTJ? ENFP?
Jonathan? (Mysterious Mr. Enter) - INTP.
Daniel Keem (Keemstar) - ESTP.
Harry Brewis (hbomberguy) - ENFP.
Phil Burnell (DarkSydePhil) - ISTJ.

Keep in mind that most of these people suffer or have suffered from either mental illness or Autism Spectrum Disorder. Also I didn't analyse them in-depth.
 

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Damn... I am not sure how I am going to recover from this. /s

Well, it was worth a try but apparently this community really isn't interested in MBTI.
Is there a particular reason we should be? It's pretty junk science. This comes across as those buzzfeed clickbait articles written about the MBTI types of your favourite TV characters- pointless and a waste of time.
 

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Is there a particular reason we should be? It's pretty junk science. This comes across as those buzzfeed clickbait articles written about the MBTI types of your favourite TV characters- pointless and a waste of time.
No, it's not. It's just commonly misrepresented. Including by said buzzfeed clickbait articles.
MBTI is bullshit woo
The cow personality types are BPD, NPD and ASPD
There are schizophrenic and autistic cows too. ; -)
 

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You could probably make a thread about the believers of the Myers-Briggs test though. After I took mine I thought it would be fun to find a forum of people I apparently have the same personality as. They were all incredibly pompous and basically all smart guys trying to flex on each other with their mad intelligence. Pretty sure every one of them had a thesaurus open in a separate tab as no normal person would talk like them. Sadly I can't find it now (this was like 8 years ago now) but it would probably be worth a laugh.
I could only imagine what the other ones would be like.
 
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I'm going to take this opportunity to say dicks out for all the kiwis who have friends and family members addicted to this personality quiz astrology bullshit. I've been there. :drink:

It's like an IQ test. SURE maybe it has some uses, but not nearly enough to justify the obsession and smug attitude most of the people who never shut the fuck up about it have. People use it like a guideline for their life.

You could probably make a thread about the believers of the Myers-Briggs test though. After I took mine I thought it would be fun to find a forum of people I apparently have the same personality as. They were all incredibly pompous and basically all smart guys trying to flex on each other with their mad intelligence. Pretty sure every one of them had a thesaurus open in a separate tab as no normal person would talk like them. Sadly I can't find it now (this was like 8 years ago now) but it would probably be worth a laugh.
I could only imagine what the other ones would be like.
You should look at the Myers-Briggs subreddits. It's filled with this kind of shit.
Especially the INTJ subreddits and the INTP subreddit (apparently people who share my personality type are insufferable self-pitying assholes)
 

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The only way to give "personality types" to this individuals you're listening is by personally analyzing them as a professional psychologist.

Your speculation its just sperging, you DO NOT KNOW this people.
 

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The INTP subreddit (apparently people who share my personality type are insufferable self-pitying assholes)
That's pretty bad but I'm also INTP so that's even worse for you.
Those INTJ comments are crazy, they all really seem to value their label to the point they talk about it other people's in their friends group as well. I actually really want to do up a thread for these now but if someone wants to beat my lazy ass to the punch go ahead.
 
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Your mistake was no more than being new. I reckon if you'd have waited a month before considering posting this, your fuller sense of the place would have dissuaded you. Full marks for enthusiasm mind.
 

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Everyone is INTJ on the internet, including of course all lolcows.
 

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MBTI is overrated as any sort of meaningful diagnostic tool. Myers-Briggs tells me my ideal jobs would be some boring office shit meanwhile my actual therapist ran some other kind of test and my top results were social sciences. You wanna tell me if I'm E or I? Because I got 50/50 on that shit.

I'm going to take this opportunity to say dicks out for all the kiwis who have friends and family members addicted to this personality quiz astrology bullshit. I've been there. :drink:

It's like an IQ test. SURE maybe it has some uses, but not nearly enough to justify the obsession and smug attitude most of the people who never shut the fuck up about it have. People use it like a guideline for their life.



You should look at the Myers-Briggs subreddits. It's filled with this kind of shit.
Especially the INTJ subreddits and the INTP subreddit (apparently people who share my personality type are insufferable self-pitying assholes)
Let's not even get started on the wannabe chads that claim ENTJ.
 
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