Kiwi Farms

We were clogging up the retail horror thread with stories of stupid idiots who shouldn't even be in charge of a pet rock and people who have no business selling animals so I made this thread. Some story highlights from me include:
-People taking healthy wild animals in and asking me what to feed them (this is illegal in my province btw)
-Boy asking me what to feed a baby snapping turtle (!!!)
-Hillbilly tarantula neglect
-Baby iguanas being sold in pet shops
-Puppy mills
-Puppies being sold at garage sales
-Broken toe pet shop lizard
-Telling a family that a common pleco was going to stay small (spoiler: they don't)
-Extreme hermit crab abuse, neglect and misinformation
-Water ammonia levels of 8.8, still confused why fish are dying
-80% water change. Why did my neon tetras drop dead shortly after?
-"WHAT CAN I KEEP IN MY FISH BOWL" (spoiler: nothing unless you want a betta and to have to change the water every single day) (spoiler: they never change the water)