Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST

Why did Peter and Ashleigh split up?

  • Ashleigh got sick of Peter's pseudo-intellectual sperging

    Votes: 113 31.1%
  • Peter refused to pay for more plastic surgery

    Votes: 63 17.4%
  • Ashleigh got too fat / Peter got too gray

    Votes: 63 17.4%
  • One of them had an affair

    Votes: 93 25.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.5%

  • Total voters
    363

Tonebender

Bonetender
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I think it's time for a Peter Coffin thread.
If you don't know Peter Coffin, he was infamously busted 3 years ago for creating a fake girlfriend and denying that he made her up.

A couple years ago, he somehow met another "girl", "married" her, and had a "baby".

The problem is, she doesn't look real.

Cow got a hold of it and Peter caught wind of it. Some people think she's real, but has mental problems that Peter emotionally abuses her, but most people think she's a real doll and Peter has once again made up an imaginary girlfriend.
Cow ultimately dug up a non-shooped picture of her, but there's still no evidence that she is actually a tangible person for Peter other than some poorly shooped pictures of them together.

Now, Peter seriously doesn't understand why people think his wife is fake, so he is having a complete meltdown on twitter almost rivaling the blue armed bandit. He even went as far to post a "birth certificate" that cow has now proven to be forged. Additionally, he has yet to post a single video of them together, talking, being a family, etc.
edit: an anon found a boob gif she stole from another site.

The whole thing is glorious, weird, pitiful, but mostly hilarious.
It's just too hard to explain the entire thing in one thread, so here's some archives.

https://archive.md/lijz3
https://archive.md/u5H5b
https://archive.md/MEj2A
 

Ultimate Grisby

The new face of nightmares
kiwifarms.net
Realdoll stuff creeps me out. It doesn't exactly bother me if they used them for sexual stimulation (as long as they keep cleaning it and keeping the stuff private at home). It bothers me when they do shit like trying to make them like a real person or even MARRY them.

But tell me WHY is she moving her eyes in one gif. Do they do animatronic realdolls now? That's really freaky.
 

Ultimate Grisby

The new face of nightmares
kiwifarms.net
https://twitter.com/petercoffin his twitter
Will he rage against the kiwis too? Tune in tomorrow to find out.
He's also anti-GG. So he's an SJW but apparently says racist shit about Asians and has a realdoll wife, which is something you'd expect from an anti-SJW virgin.

He's elements of both sides of the anti-SJW/pro-SJW crowd. So he's like a Predalien.

 

MerriedManJr

Analchest Warier
kiwifarms.net
But tell me WHY is she moving her eyes in one gif. Do they do animatronic realdolls now? That's really freaky.
People seem to think he's using stop-motion to make her look alive. When he was pressured to take a picture of her outside, the results were less than convincing.
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Note the much smaller bust, lack of glasses, and the fact that he took her picture from behind.

Edit: Evidence of weird stop-motion techniques.
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EI 903

Guest
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People seem to think he's using stop-motion to make her look alive. When he was pressured to take a picture of her outside, the results were less than convincing.
Note the much smaller bust, lack of glasses, and the fact that he took her picture from behind.

Edit: Evidence of weird stop-motion techniques.
So he went outside and wandered around until he found a chick who looked close enough to his doll so that he could take a creeper pic of her from behind? Classy.
 

MerriedManJr

Analchest Warier
kiwifarms.net
So he went outside and wandered around until he found a chick who looked close enough to his doll so that he could take a creeper pic of her from behind? Classy.
Of course not! He went out and took a creeper pic of TWO women!
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Or he put smaller tits on his realdoll and took her for a walk, I don't know. The world doesn't really make sense anymore.
 
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Tonebender

Bonetender
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So just to have a frame of reference....why is he desperate to convince people that he is married?
Having to prove his attractiveness/value? Needing people to see him as an alpha male?
He's projecting some insecurity about himself, but no one seems to be able to quantify what that is.
The ride never stops.

So wait, is this guy Kevin Havens' new roommate?
More like renting a poolhouse from Anthony Burch.
 
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