Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST

Why did Peter and Ashleigh split up?

  • Ashleigh got sick of Peter's pseudo-intellectual sperging

    Votes: 142 31.1%
  • Peter refused to pay for more plastic surgery

    Votes: 89 19.5%
  • Ashleigh got too fat / Peter got too gray

    Votes: 78 17.1%
  • One of them had an affair

    Votes: 113 24.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 35 7.7%

  • Total voters
    457

AnOminous

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I'm confused by her smearing fake blood on her face and pretending she's super quirky and took a tumble in the woods... She's gone on about it for multiple tweets now. Is she mentally okay? “A gash” in her face that you can see didn’t actually break the skin. The amount of blood, the lack of open wound, the fact that said fake blood conveniently stopped dripping right before her shirts collar. What a weird cry for attention.
This is a crazy ass psycho bitch who crossed an ocean to birth a dumpy, impoverished Peter Coffin's toilet niggas, and acted like such a freak on social media people thought she was literally a sex doll and Peter was just faking having a girlfriend (again). I'm not sure why anyone would expect sanity of such a person.
 

Water-T

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I'm confused by her smearing fake blood on her face and pretending she's super quirky and took a tumble in the woods... She's gone on about it for multiple tweets now. Is she mentally okay? “A gash” in her face that you can see didn’t actually break the skin. The amount of blood, the lack of open wound, the fact that said fake blood conveniently stopped dripping right before her shirts collar. What a weird cry for attention.

This is a chick who makes posts full of pseudo Communist clap trap with her massive fake tits front and center.

She's just an attention whore.
 

Buer

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Y'know for someone who is always online Ash's comebacks are weak garbage. Like the one man she fucked isn't even someone she could brag about to anyone so it comes across more as a self-own than a clever comeback.
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SpumbleSplabloo

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Y'know for someone who is always online Ash's comebacks are weak garbage. Like the one man she fucked isn't even someone she could brag about to anyone so it comes across more as a self-own than a clever comeback.
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So her comeback to "you just want to gold dig" is "I'm bad at it." Really owned the dude there.
 

AnOminous

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Y'know for someone who is always online Ash's comebacks are weak garbage. Like the one man she fucked isn't even someone she could brag about to anyone so it comes across more as a self-own than a clever comeback.
So she not only owns herself as a dumb virgin who married the first man who fucked her and on top of that it was Peter fucking Coffin, an utter loser, but owns Peter too. Because Peter could only land a dumb virgin who married the first man who fucked her.
 

Petronella

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Ashleigh's trying to court the tradwife crowd by presenting herself as a loving housewife who stayed a virgin until marriage, while also trying to court the simp crowd by talking about her boobs every chance she gets and flaunting her body. I liked this song better when it was June trying it.
 

Flamenco

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Ashleigh's trying to court the tradwife crowd by presenting herself as a loving housewife who stayed a virgin until marriage, while also trying to court the simp crowd by talking about her boobs every chance she gets and flaunting her body. I liked this song better when it was June trying it.
At least Ash isn't on the cusp of 30 trying to LARP as jailbait, though I can also see why she would really want to avoid that at all costs.
 

AnOminous

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Ashleigh's trying to court the tradwife crowd by presenting herself as a loving housewife who stayed a virgin until marriage, while also trying to court the simp crowd by talking about her boobs every chance she gets and flaunting her body. I liked this song better when it was June trying it.
The only reason she was a virgin before Peter was she was a shut-in mental case who needed a Communist Internet predator to groom her before she could spread her legs.
 

Petronella

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"my kids". Petey has more than one Toilet Nigga?

Does this mean that he got custody while Ashley fucked off back to Scotland, or is he bullshitting to milk more Patreon bux?
I believe they had a daughter after TN, I remember a registry from a while ago with tons of pink clothes and baby goods.
 

Itterasshai

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Peter Coffin’s new girlfriend has a Twitter account:
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Interesting:
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His channel is going down the drain. The views on his newest main show episode are pathetic:
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At his peak, he would get over a hundred thousand views per video:
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He is at the point where losing three thousand subscribers a month is an improvement.
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Peter still posts tens of tweets per day, even though the engagement on those is way down. At this point, nearly all major lefties have disowned him.
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Tragic:
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